Tiffany Somerville and Kyla Stevens

15 THINGS TO DO IN CLASS

Lick yourself clean like a cat does.

Present the teacher with a large fruit basket.

When the teacher turns their back to the class, scream and bang desks, then when they turn around act normal and get on with your work.

At a completely random time, put up your hand to ask a question. When the teacher picks you, ask a question about a different subject and pretend you thought it was that class.

Tell your teacher that you don't do homework because it's against your religion.

Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is said often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a circle around your desk laughing and clapping loudly.

Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start singing opera.

When the class is silent, put your book on the desk and fart on it.

When a teacher asks you for your homework, angrily exclaim that you are a member of Greenpeace or the Earth Liberation Front, and that the mass slaughter of innocent trees is unacceptable.

When a teacher explains something, raise your hand and say "I don't get it". They'll say, "What don't you get?" You look at the handout or notebook paper you have and say, "How do they make a really big tree into this thin piece of paper?"

Pretend your Harry Potter and your scar hurts.

When the intercom comes on, crawl under your desk and say “The voices are talking to me again!”

Talk about the road kill squirrel you saw on your way to school. Say that it is your dinner. Talk in a redneck voice.