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BY MEREDITH RUSU SCHOLASTIC INC. ROBIN’S GUIDE TO BEING COOL(ER)

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Page 1: TO BEING COOL(ER) - Scholastic · Groovy! INTRODUCTION 10 I wasn’t always cool(er). My code name may be Robin, but my real name is Dick Grayson. I used to be a lonely little orphan

BY MEREDITH RUSU

SCHOLASTIC INC.

BY M

SCH

ROBIN’S

GUIDETO BEING

COOL(ER)

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Copyright © 2017 DC Comics, WBEI & The LEGO Group. THE LEGO® BATMAN MOVIE © & ™ DC Comics, Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc., & The LEGO Group. LEGO, the LEGO logo, the Minifigure and the Brick and Knob configurations are trademarks and/or copyrights of the LEGO group. © 2017 The LEGO Group. BATMAN and all related characters and elements © & ™ DC Comics. All Rights Reserved. (s17)Published by Scholastic Inc., Publishers since 1920. scholastic and associated logos are trademarks and/or registered trademarks of Scholastic Inc. The publisher does not have any control over and does not assume any responsibility for author or third-party websites or their content.No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without written permission of the publisher. For information regarding permission, write to Scholastic Inc., Attention: Permissions Department, 557 Broadway, New York, NY 10012.This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establishments, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.ISBN 978-1-338-21840-4 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 17 18 19 20 21 Printed in the U.S.A. 40First printing 2017Book design by Jessica Meltzer and Theresa Venezia

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INTRODUCTION . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 8

ROBIN’S GUIDE TOBeing the Best Possible You (Upgraded Version) . . . . . . 16

Sidekick Rules for Cool(er) Kids . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 30

Dressing the Part . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 42

Getting Groovy: Going on Cool(er) Missions . . . . . . . . . . . 54

Speaking the Lingo . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 70

Following Your Dream . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 84

Being a Cool(er) Family . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 96

Groovy Sing-Alongs . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 112

GROOVY GOOD-BYE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 120

CONTENTS

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COME ON, EVERYONE. LET’S GET

GROOVING!

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INTRODUCTIONO H MY G-O-S-H, HI! I’m Robin, and boy, I’m just so jazzed you’re reading this book. That’s because I’ve got something important to tell you.You know about Batman, right? I mean, of course you do. Who doesn’t know about Batman? He’s the best! He’s also my dad. One of two dads, actually. And then they turned out to be the same dad . . . well, it’s a long story. But here’s the important thing. Since I’ve been hanging out so much with Batman (my dad), and going on super-secret missions with my old man, and enjoying quality one-on-one time with my pops, I’ve learned all his tips for being cool. And I’m going to teach you everything I’ve learned! You’ll be the coolest of the cool!Well, only Batman is the coolest. So, let’s just say you’ll be cool(er). In fact, by the time you’re done reading this book, you’ll be cooler than ever. Groovy!

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INTRODUCTION

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I wasn’t always cool(er). My code name may be Robin, but my real name is Dick Grayson. I used to be a lonely little orphan at Gotham City Orphanage. Then I got adopted by Daddy-o #1, billionaire Bruce Wayne. That’s when my life changed forever.M Y N E W FA M ILY

Wait, Batman is Bruce Wayne’s . . . roommate?

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M E A N D M Y D A D(S)

I met Mr. Wayne at a fancy party where my orphan choir was performing. He said he was interested in adopting a son—yay! And that son turned out to be ME! Woo-hoo! Little did I know, Bruce Wayne is . . . shhhhhhh, this is a big secret . . . Batman! That means I have TWO dads, and one of them is Batman!Actually,

I am Batman!

It’s Raining Dads!