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An employee will go home and ask his neighbor, “Hey, did you get an award?” “No man. I mean I slave all day and no one notices.”

Next thing you know, he smells something funny from his neighbor’s house. Neighbor hanged himself due to lack of recognition.

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Do I want to be feared or loved?

That’s a good question.

I want both. I want people to be afraid of how much

they love me!

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Abraham Lincoln once said that “If you’re a racist, I will attack you

with the North,” and these are the principles I carry with me in the

workplace.

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When I was Ryan’s age, I worked in a fast food restaurant to save up

money for school. And then I lost it in a pyramid

scheme. But I learned more about business right then and there than business school would ever teach me.

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Why do you think so many businesses moved to the Caymans?

Inventory is boring.

In the islands they don’t make you do stuff like take inventory.

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Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It

is like this tangible thing that you can

point to and say, “Hey man, I love you this

many dollars-worth.”

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I don't want somebody sucking up to me because

they think I'm going to help their career. I want them sucking up to me because

they genuinely love me.

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You may look around and see

two groups here; white collar, blue collar. But I don't see it that way, and you know

why not? Because I am collar-blind.

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Well there has been a lot of talk about new ideas today. Well new ideas are fine,

but they are also illegal because they are a form

of ageism. What? Yes, I am

right.

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Make friends first, make sales second, make love

third. In no particular order.

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