Topic- SchoolTip- Go to school to learn about being a human. To be a smart human you need to go to school. There are three levels of schools, and there are thirteen grades. The levels are elementary, grades K-5, middle, grades 6-8, and high, grades 9-12. In each grade level you learn different things. For instance in Kindergarden, (first level) you learn to count and say your ABC’s, but in a higher level like 12th grade (thirteenth level) you learn how to drive and work. Also, through your whole school career you learn to read different things and write different things. So, I’m telling you go to school.

Consequences of not going to school: I don’t get it!

Topic- FoodTip- Go to Farm Fresh or Food Lion to get food/eat so you won’t get sick.

Humans can be very lazy when it comes to making food. So, go to Farm Fresh or Food Lion to purchase premaid and/or uncooked food. If you do not eat you could get a tummy (middle section of body) ache. Also, you eat food to say healthy, or so you don’t have to go to the doctor’s office (fixer uppers).

Consequences of not eating could mean death.

Topic- SafetyTip- Always, always, always stop at a red light.

When it comes to stopping at red lights people really don’t care! When they talk on cell phones (mini-telephones) they risk others life (including their own) because they don’t pay attention. The humans just ride in their cars (things they drive) right through a red light. Most people get killed in cars by running red lights. So, I’m warning you, always stop at a red light!

Consequences of running a red light, Crash, Bang, Boom.

Topic- ClothingTip- Go to clothing stores to get clothes.

Since you need atleast seven outfits, go to a clothing store and get clothes that are in style. Fashion Bug and Limited Too only have girls and womans clothes, but S and K Clothes and Structure only sell boys and mens clothes. They both have sizes small, medium, and large. They, also, have clothes for both children and adults. In conclustion, to get all of the latest boys and girls styles go to Structure, Fashion Bug, S & K Clothes, and Limeted Too.

Consequences of not going to a “cool” clothing store: Hahaha!, What kind of ugly clothes are you wearing?, Oh my gosh!

Topic- HealthTip- Go to a doctor’s office if you need medical help.

When you’re in need for a doctor, got to a doctor’s office for quick service. Most offices are clean and helpful. Also, most doctors are friendly and very calm when it comes to surgery (when they go inside your bodies). Doctors only do surgery when you have a very bad infection, broken bone, or a replacement of a bone or body part. You go for check-ups every once in a while. You can also go when you feel sick. So, if you are sick where do you go? Good Job! You go to a doctor’s office.

Consequences of not going to a doctor’s office: R.I.P (death)

Topic- VideosTip- Go to a movie store to rent movies of your type.

When you are in the mood to stay inside instead of going out, rent a cool movie. A movie is something that you watch on a television. Movie come in different catagories. They have horror, action, comedy, mystery, family, and adventure. The most popular types of movies are action, comedy, and mystery. Action movies are movies that have a lot of killing and fighting. A comedy movie is a movie that makes you laugh. A mystery is a type of movie that the solution to the problem needs to be figured out with clues. So, there are many types of movies for you.

Consequences of not renting a movie: I’m so Bored!

Topic- GasTip- Go to a gas station if your gas gauge is toward the E, or go there to buy a snack.

When your gas gauge in you car is closer to E go to a near by gas station. By the way, if you were wondering the E stands for empty. If you have no gas in your car it will not go anywhere. After you filled up your gas tank I’m warning you it will stink very badly. Also, if you are hungry, but your not in the mood to go out, pick up a snack at the convenient store. They sell drinks, candy, and food. Gas is also very expencive. So, in conclusion you need to get gas, but at the same time you can get a snack.

Consequences of not getting gas: Will you come and get me!

Topic- MoneyTip- Go to a bank to get money.

Money is paper or coins that you use to buy something. The bills come in 1, 2, 5, 10, 20, 50, and 100 dollar bills. The coins are 1 cent, penny, 5 cents, nickle, 10 cents, dime, and 25 cents, quarter. The dollar sign is $ and the cents sign is ¢. There are different coins and bills for every country, so when you come to America you have to change it to U.S.A. money. You can, also, open a bank account to store money so when you are out you can take out money. So, you need to get money and open an account.

Consequences of not getting money: Will you buy me this?

Topic- movie theatreTip- Go to the movie theatre to buy snacks and watch a movie.

The movie theatre, also known as “the movies,” is a place where you go and watch movies. The seats are most likely in stadium seating. Stadium seating is where the seats are diagonally going up. They have candy, nachos, popcorn, and soft drinks for snacks. The movie theatre shows a variety of movies. The movies that are shown at a movie theatre play before they come out on video. The movies themselves are played on a huge screen. So, if you go to the movies you are able to see it before someone who would buy it.

Consequences of not going to the movie: friend: I’ve already seen this You: But I haven’t

Topic- Wal-MartTip- Go to Wal-Mart to get food, clothes, and house accessories.

If you go to Wal-Mart you can get food, clothes, and house items all in one store. Wal-Mart is a place that you can go if you are shopping and you need milk. Their prices are low so you can buy all your needs very cheap. They sell shorts, pants, shirts, bathing suits, and underwear for clothes. For food they have all 6 food groups; grains, meat, dairy, fruit, vegetables, and sweets. Furniture, electronics, trashcans, and much much more. So, go to Wal-Mart when you need more than one type of item.

Consequences of not going to Wal-Mart: Where do we go next.

Topic- Street SignsTip- Use street signs to find and follow directions.

When your trying to go to a certain place use the street signs to find your way there. The street signs can allow you to give directions to other aliens. You can also use them to follow directions. For example, turn left on Dam Neck and go straight through the light. If those were the directions you would find Dam Neck on the light post and turn left. I think that you will do fine on finding street signs. In conclusion, always find street signs to find where you are going.

Consequences of not following street signs: I’m LOST!

Topic- carsTip- Use cars to get around from place to place.

When you want to get somewhere quickly you can use a car. They come in different sizes, shapes, colors, and styles. The most common color car I think would be red. Car have 2 peddals, a steering wheel, 4 wheels, and seat belt. They transport people to places quicker than walking, running, or riding a bike. When you press the peddal the engine starts up and the wheels rotate allowing you to move. A seatbelt in a car is a buckle that goes across your body. It is there so when you slam on your breaks you don’t get killed. So, drive a car to go places but be safe.

Consequences of not driving a car: How much Longer?

Topic- bugsTip- Wear bug spray at night in the summer.

When you are barbequing at night in the summer wear bug spray. The purpose of bug spray is so that bugs won’t bite you. Bug spray is a clear liquid that makes you invisable to bugs. Although they are needed for the food chain, they are annoying. These creatures leave little red marks on your skin. These marks are very, very itchy. So, always always wear bug spray.

Consequences of not wearing bug spray: I’m itchy, Mom, Take these off!