Tortoise Vs. Hare 2

The Brier-Patch Rematch Radio Broadcast

withTaine Wilson & Kenton Blic

Tortoise: After winning the first race, how’d you feel?

“I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt, So sexy it hurts

And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan, New York, and Japan”

Tortoise: What do you do to prepare?

“I like swimming in the seaI like to go out beyond the white breakersWhere a man can still be free(or a woman if you are one)I like swimming in the sea”

Tortoise: Coach’s inspirational message

“You'll be on the walls of the hall of fame You can go the distance

You can run the mileYou can walk straight through hell with a smileYou can be the heroYou can get the goldBreaking all the records they thought never could be broke

Do it for your peopleDo it for your prideNever gonna know if you never even tryDo it for your countryDo it for you nameCause there's gonna be a day

When you're standing in the hall of fame.”

Rat: Why are you running backwards?

“Listen all y'all, it's a sabotageListen all y'all, it's a sabotageListen all y'all, it's a sabotageListen all y'all, it's a sabotage”

Rat: Where are you from?

“Six foot five, two hundred and twenty poundsHailing from rock bottom, Loserville, nothing

town.Textbook version of a kid goin’ nowhere fast.”

Hare: How do you feel about losing the first race?

“This is how an angel diesI blame it on my own sick prideBlame it on my A.D.D. baby”

Hare: What does it take to win?

Hare: Favorite Part of the Race?“Reluctantly crouched at the starting line,

Engines pumping and thumping in time.The green light flashes, the flags go up.Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup.”

Hare: What did you say when passing the tortoise?

“Hey I just met youAnd this is crazyBut here's my numberSo call me maybeIt's hard to look right at you babyBut here's my numberSo call me maybe”

Hare: What are doing now that you’ve won?

“So I put my hands upThey're playing my song,And the butterflies fly awayI'm noddin' my head like yeahMovin' my hips like yeahI got my hands up,They're playin' my songI know I'm gonna be okayYeah, it's a party in the USAYeah, it's a party in the USA”

Tortoise: How do you feel?

“I need a doctor, call me a doctorI need a doctor, doctor to bring me back to life”

Tortoise: While leading, what were you thinking?

“Can't be touchedCan't be stoppedCan't be movedCan't be rockedCan't be shookWe hot!”

Tortoise: Any last messages for the hare?

“We are never, ever, ever getting back togetherWe are never, ever, ever getting back together”