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Unicorn Questing Licence © Pawprint Family 2021. This licence, good for a lifetime and beyond (excluding St. Valentine’s Day), is non-transferrable, non-negotiable (once a member, always a member) and is hereby issued to who has been examined on the regulations of unicorn questing and deemed to be exceedingly qualified to hunt unicorns. Subsequently, they are hereby entitled to quest for unicorns here on planet Earth and elsewhere, as per applications, rules and misinterpretations of the attached guidelines. Issued by Date on behalf of

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Page 1: Unicorn Questing Licence

Unicorn Questing Licence

© Pawprint Family 2021.

This licence, good for a lifetime and beyond (excluding St. Valentine’s Day),is non-transferrable, non-negotiable (once a member, always a member) and

is hereby issued to

who has been examined on the regulations of unicorn questing and deemed to be exceedingly qualified to hunt unicorns.

Subsequently, they are hereby entitled to quest for unicorns here on planet Earth and elsewhere, as per applications, rules and

misinterpretations of the attached guidelines.

Issued by

Date

on behalf of

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Licences are granted in accordance with the following guidelines:

Questing Territories• Enchanted forests• Over rainbows• Earth• The universe

Questing SeasonAll day, everyday with the exception of St. Valentine’s Day. You may not hunt unicorns during the celebration of love.

Questing HoursDay or night with the exception of Christmas Eve when Father Christmas is around.

Questing UniformsQuesters may wear any uniform they choose as long as it is individual to them.

We understand that unicorns are attracted by sparkles and glitter but these are optional.

Hunting LimitsOne unicorn per person, per month. Finding more than one per month is just plain greedy and it’s only kind to leave some for others to find.

Should unicorns become endangered this will be reviewed.

Questing EquipmentWe recommend the following be carried by questers when looking for unicorns:• Happiness• Glee• Refreshments; preferably

including chocolate chip cookies

• Glitter• A lunchbox containing

marshmallows and sprinkles

• Books about and including unicorns (for reference)

It is also recommended to travel in ways other than walking; we recommend skipping.

Equal OpportunityAnyone and everyone are entitled to a Unicorn Questing licence, provided the holder:• Follows this guidance• Pays nothing• Is kind to people, animals

and unicorns alike• Does not hunt with intent

to kill or maim

Optional• Wearing rainbow clothing

whilst questing• Hugging unicorns• Sharing tips with fellow

questers• Logging details of

confirmed sightings

Declaration: I hereby agree to quest for unicorns in accordance with the guidelines above.

Guidelines

Signed

Date

© Pawprint Family 2021.