Oana Áine

Y u lying now

Is that Sherlock in the dungeon?

Yes it sAndreea Chirica02/01/2014 03:18

gatiss

voiam sa zic gatissOana Áine02/01/2014 03:18

Cause he bein a dickAndreea Chirica02/01/2014 03:18

=))

speaking of wigs

his =))Oana Áine02/01/2014 03:18

Hold up

Lemme see him from the face

Jezaz

Is he jezazAndreea Chirica02/01/2014 03:20

yepOana Áine02/01/2014 03:22

Lol at ms Hudson judging johns mustache when she first sees himAndreea Chirica02/01/2014 03:23

:)))

Oana Áine02/01/2014 03:28

He gonna get punched =))))

Boy u dumb

What the fuck

Sharpie mustache and French accent

Is this a pornAndreea Chirica02/01/2014 03:30

yesOana Áine02/01/2014 03:31

Boy u so dumbOana Áine02/01/2014 03:31

Oana Áine02/01/2014 03:33

'It is familiar but with a quality of SURPriiiiiiiiseeeee.....' Sherlock, son, it'd be easier if u snuck behind him and yelled' surprise bitch! Bet you thought you seen the last of me'Andreea Chirica02/01/2014 03:34

=))))))))))

Oana Áine02/01/2014 03:34

Mary is prettyAndreea Chirica02/01/2014 03:34

u read my mind

yeOana Áine02/01/2014 03:34

And adorableAndreea Chirica02/01/2014 03:35

AND a johnlock shipper

Oana ÁineUuuuu sassy

Oooooooo shit son u dun fucked up

'Couldve given u a heart attack, still could but in my defense it was funny'?????

Andreea Chirica u re enjoying it

aren t u

Oana ÁineIt's like watching real housewives with acting

John be about to snatch and eyeliner mustache wig off

An*

Andreea Chirica it gets better

Oana ÁineWhen he said 'before u go on, just one question' I was like ' please don't be shadin the mustache, please don't be... You shadin the mustache. Here go hell cometh forsooth'

Andreea Chirica=)))))))))))) i loved it

and so did mary

i am mary

mary is me

=)))

Oana Áine I saw that

She snickered and then felt bad

Now they be Rollin in the restaurant

Classy bitches. Real housewives

Of Baker Street

I'm telling u

Is that chocking or foreplay? Or both. Damn, sons, laaaaawwwwwdddd have mercyyyyy

Andreea Chiricai am laughing my asss off here

do go on

Oana ÁineWhat? With my commentary?

Andreea Chiricaye

Oana ÁineHe tryin to impress some bitch and Mary at a lamp light dinner, they ain't impressed

' I've got all night'

Andreea Chiricabet he had

Oana ÁineWith a voice that says, you better end it with an answer I like or I'll end you

Damn, no wigs snatched yet, I'm dissapointed

Oooooo, hunnnnn, say that only yo bro knew, that wasn't an actual question that implied the answer should be no

Bro, the real housewives of Baker Street episode 1, ' I cheated on you and death with my brother, Molly and half of London, but I still looooovvvveee you baby, that's y I'm back after 2 years'

100 tramps

Andreea Chirica =))))

Oana ÁineAll I hear is 'so u cheated on me with yo blud, Molly and 100 hoes?' Sherlock ' hihi, 25 at best, I'm good but not that good'

Chockin/ foreplay part 2 : intermission

Andreea Chiricai told you it s a gay parade this episode

may i please remind you

mrs.hudson thought they were gay for each other the entire time

Oana Áine Damn Sherky, u really still goin on About his mustache? U cheated on him with 100 tramps and u think that'll help

Lol like she still doesn't

Andreea Chirica25 at best

Oana ÁineOh shit, now he blAmin jawn on his indiscretion

Smooth as duck

Andreea Chiricaquack quack

Oana Áine Next scene on the real housewives of Baker Street: smack down in a pastry shop, shade is bein thrown, 1 yells till the queen hears, while the third is casually cheering or gets dragged by the body language into it

What the fuck am I watching

Andreea Chirica=)))

real housewives of bakerstreet

ep 1

http://aiffe.tumblr.com/post/70264082311/what-do-your-elf-eyes-see-so-basically-i-had

Oana Áine Hold up. Update ' Sherky tries to shush Jawn about his infidelity, through yelling 'Shhhhh ! I don't want everybody TO Know I'm still alive! Me! Sherlock Holmes! Sheky to friends, cheated death and my boyfriend with 100 tramps. bUT I DONT WANT EVERYBODY TO KNOW IT! ABOUT MY Fake death! Shhhh jawwwnnn'

Andreea Chirica25 at most

read that link

seriously

Oana Áine I can't watching this

Is it fanfiction ?

Update on tonight's ep of real housewives of BS: jawn gives Sherky a Scottish kiss

Andreea Chiricawhy exactly was my bby scarred? can t remember

Oana ÁineJawn's gf likes Jawn's bf. it's allll guuuuud, ain't nobody got time fo that

Cause a dwarf gave him a boned

Boner*

He was conflicted

Andreea Chiricabiiitch

i am serious

Oana ÁineI haven't seeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnn iiiiiiitttttt

Andreea Chiricait s not from hobbit 2

donnt think he is blind tho

Oana ÁineSherky-eena reveals his fabulousness to Lestrade Sh'Gregniqua in a parking lot. gets called a bastard cause bitches be hatin when they see him not dead-unt

Ing*

It's fanfiction bro

Andreea Chiricait s either made to emphasize his story, a hallucination, or an old injury

Andreea ChiricaPeter Jackson and Lee pace took inspiration from Oberon and the Fisher King in designing Thranduil’s character. One of the points is that often the king must be healed before he can fix the wrongs in his kingdom. So it may be that Thranduil’s scar/pain will play an important part in his actions in the third movie.

Oana ÁineOh, the Dagon might burn him

Andreea Chiricabut the dragon wasn t awake yet.

fuck s sake i can t wait till december

and in the books there is no scar

Oana ÁineScene 4 on the real housewives of BS. Sherky reveals himself to ms Hudson : ' My name is Sherky'qeena, and I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Lady what u doin, y u hittin me with that pan?'

' o shit she ded'

Andreea Chirica=)))

might be from the dragon but long ago. since when he showed his scar he was tlaking bout the dragon fire

https://31.media.tumblr.com/9be29977afe8243e017f393bca174692/tumblr_inline_myhus7MFWG1rnrk68.png

https://31.media.tumblr.com/92404bf8cb9e1119ce7eee937fc08532/tumblr_inline_myhusv7rNx1rnrk68.png

https://31.media.tumblr.com/d44274992d74cbe97bee92dc4d473e1e/tumblr_inline_myhut0cbPD1rnrk68.png

Oana ÁineUpdate! On the real housewives of BH. Sources claim that beside them 100 hoes, Molly and his blud, Sherky'queena also had a scandalous affair of 10 seconds with Jim 'Drama Queen' Moriarty. Other sources tell us 'Jawn will cut a bitch'

Andreea Chiricarohbs e mai simplu ca real housebah of baker street

https://31.media.tumblr.com/8680c03f0520903e840aafdd447a3cca/tumblr_inline_myhuu3VAcu1rnrk68.png

Oana Áine He a queen . Told u it was the dragon now lemme watch RHOBS

Andreea Chiricahttp://askmiddlearth.tumblr.com/post/71380011753/more-thoughts-on-thranduils-face

BUT MY BBY S HURT

Oana ÁineBaby? He's fucking older than the Roman Empire and Eric combined

He's hurt, thorin ll kiss it better

Andreea Chirica oh shush. people in their 20s would love to look that faab

Oana ÁineRHOBS update: Mary Queen of bs reads fanfiction written by her boyfriend jawn about his boyfriend Sherky'qeena

RHOBS update: jawn doesn't shave for Sherlock Holmes, but he does for Sherky'qeena

Andreea Chirica=))))

Oana ÁineRHOBS update on last update: Jawn did put it on a t-shirt

Scene 5 of RHOBS: the queens of BS play shade operation. The game is tight

Andreea Chiricahttp://conflerp.tumblr.com/post/71909435031/cas-s-guardian-angel-is-it-bad-i-read-this-in

Oana ÁineWhen one shades the other, a buzzer goes off. So far, we hear a full 3 minutes of doorbell rings

See? The stole it

Andreea Chiricai got solid proof that legolas is loki. or friend with him. https://31.media.tumblr.com/19eeee9b104dcb29adc6f9d30be04a15/tumblr_myqlc2onwZ1sjbhbfo1_400.gif

Oana ÁineThey frequently meet at horse key

Oana Áine They frequently meet at horse key

Parties

It's where u bring yo horse, put yo keys in a bowl

Andreea Chiricaah i see

totally possible

if my bby s blind then he gonna die in part 3

Oana ÁineRHOBS update: Sherky'qeena is related to Loki 'sits like a ho' laufeyson

In the movies is plausible. In reality he with the sass angels In the light

Y u trippin tho? U already kno Lotr doesn't have him

Andreea Chiricayeah but the -goiong into a further existence- thing sounds better than he be dead

Oana ÁineRHOBS update: Sherky'qeena calls the kettle back, atten

Attempts to out Mycroft'equa. 4 episodes later after he was shaded

They don't die

Andreea Chiricai m pretty sure they die if u cut off their head

Oana ÁineRHOBS update: Sherky'qeena and Mycroft'equa measure dicks. Not certain who wins

Uuuuuuuuu Sherky'queena. Game set match. Shade thrown. Night came. Toupe snatched

They grow another one

Andreea Chiricayeah. cause they are aliens from mib

Oana ÁineOh heeeeeeellll to the nawwww. Did they make Mary johns assistant ?

Andreea Chiricaat job

ye

Oana Áine Ffs

Even in the guy Ritchie one set in the 1800 something she was a doctor not a fuckinb assistant lawwwwdddd jezaz

Andreea Chiricadoar nu putea sa fie tot perfect

carry on

Andreea Chiricacontinue

please

Oana ÁineBonus scene. Wtfjusthappened on RHOBS: Sherky'queena tries to impress his jilted 'it's complicated' lover through his ability to change faces and offers the gift of porn tapes as an affectionate gesture

Andreea Chirica

Andreea Chiricacat mai ai din el?

Oana ÁineJawn sees right through Sherky'qeena's torment through his manicure. Turns out, the role play Jawn had in mind was misguided. He cheated on Sherky'qeena with a tramp. Tally: Sherky'qeena - 100 tramps jawn : 1

40

Andreea Chirica40 min????

Oana ÁineIn the other part of town, Sherky'qeena hears his boyfriends voice like a mockingjay tru the woods. His intellectual erection cannot be compelled without jawn at his side

Yes, I pause it when I inform u on RHOBS

Andreea Chiricaguuurl i am off to sleep. but i wanna wake up to your continuationn of the RHOBS.

Oana ÁineK guuuurrrlll, sleep fab

Andreea Chiricaimma have nightmares

of my bby dying

Oana ÁineY?

Oh he fine

He fabing heaven

Andreea Chiricahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wFGiDugD-s

he not blind

he looking at thorin

Oana ÁineRHOBS update: mockingjay!jawn insists Sherky'qeena is jelly on the dead grandpa's clothes, cause jawn could wear them and look incredible

His sense of smell is heightened, he can smell tents popping a mile away

Andreea Chiricau re not helping

he was tlking bout the great serpents of the north when he showed the scar

Oana ÁineI haven't seen it, I don't kno what happens jezaz wept

Andreea Chirica

Andreea Chirica uita te la clipu ala de ti l am dat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wFGiDugD-s

watch iit. tell me ur opinion. adn then i can go to sleep

Oana ÁineWhat do t u get? He fought some bitch ass snake or dragon and got injured and realized he ain't as immortal as he thought

I think dragon fire is stronger than elf immortality.

Andreea Chiricauita tee he not blind he looks at thorin bby no bliind bby no deed

ye but is he blind fo good? he gets close to thorin but doesn t retrdily hit him. so he sees with one eye

fo sure

Oana ÁineMaybe he's blind only in one eye

Andreea Chiricayeah. in the left one

Oana ÁineNo

Right

Andreea Chirica no

our right

his left

Oana ÁineThey injured one

Andreea Chiricathe injured one is his left eye

Oana ÁineI'm jesting

Uninjured I said

Andreea Chiricaa

u bitch.

Oana ÁineI was dicking around

Andreea Chirica

nu

Oana ÁineYes

Andreea Chiricau said injured

Oana ÁineThe bitchass autocorrect corrected me

Andreea Chirica

seriously tho. he blind in an eye fo sure. but he isn t in both is he? he doesn t seem so.

Oana ÁineI don't think so

The left side would make sense from the protruding ligaments u see

But still, for an elf that's a huge blow

Andreea Chiricathat s some serious shit

khaleesi should raise her fucking dragons better

Oana Áine Y u makin me get involved I things I do t care abouttt?:(((

Andreea Chiricawhy am i having stronger feelings for thrundil than legolas? we will never know

Oana ÁineCause u like then damaged

Andreea Chiricaamen

even henkka

his dad died when he was 11

Oana ÁineNow shut thr fuck up and let me watch RHOBS

Andreea Chiricai am off to sleep now. you re free to go back to your show. but i do want your commentaries

Oana Áine=)))) it takes me 2 and a half hours to watch an h and a half show

Andreea Chiricano me importa. :)) niight

Oana Áine

RHOBS: oh snap! Sherky'qeena in a passionate exchange of knowledge, and the term exchange is loosely used, calls his action partner, Jawn.

Jawn seems to have had an impact on Sherky'qeena 's social interaction, when he currently drags somebody with his sass, it's more covert

Sherky'qeena continues to have performance issues as his mind palace gets continuously cockblocked by jawn

In the meantime, princess jawn mockingjay-hedgehog gets sentimental, and while trolling the front gate of his queen's household, gets injected with what appears to be a flailing substance

Jawn succumbs to a fretful sleep full of French Sherky'qeena in a waiter outfit. Things get awkward for the abductors while performing a customary search of his pockets , if that's a gun of Jawn's just happy

to see them

Or*

Oana ÁineSherky'qeena has a heart to heart with Baroness of the holy dead, Molly. After a cheek kiss initiated by the Queen of shade, the Queen of London, decides to throw a snow party in honor of his blud's first and last kiss with a woman. Mycroft'equa's quiet seething shade can be felt by Sherky'qeena when snowflakes melt on his edge-of-a-cliff cheekbones

Oana Áine'My name is Sherky'qeena, where's my mate, where's my mate? Y he hurried in a Forrest under a shitton of leaves? I'll find you and I'll gut you while I snatch yo fucking weaves'

Oana ÁineIn the aftermath of Queen Sherky'qeena's finding out about his precious mockingJawn abduction, he acquires x-men powers. Either that or by raising his hand to stop the motorcycle in its track and tilting his head back, his cheekbones appeared to be a steep cliff, and the drivers decided to avoid death or worse, damage gods exquisite investment in his cheekbones

Oana ÁineMockingJawn is doing the Worm In a church.

Correction. Under a sacrifice bonfire for the gods of the crank. Mortals be jealous

Sherky'qeena is running towards the sacrifice with his gazelle like legs

According to video footage, Sherky'qeena is also impervious to fire. The fire is afraid to touch him, lest he puts it out with his island water colored eyes or through a rotative motion of his head which would create a whirlwind through the aerodynamic face

MockingJawn is saved and only regains consciousness when his fiery gazelle queen speaks his name

Yo, u know that old couple at the end that come to him to ask him to look for something and are bickering cause they always lose shit? They're bens parents

MockingJawn comes to Sherky'qeena's humble abode, bitch walks in like he was hoping to catch the queen in a compromising position. Preferably in a waiter suit with an eyeliner mustache and a French accent, we are surprised he didn't bring a pizza

Sherky'qeena proceeds to throw out his cockblocking guests out the door. The foot shove down the stairs was cut due to legal reasons

Mummy was displeased for not being introduced to her son in law.

The first time back in their former shared living space reminds us of a post prom , back in your room situation. U kno it's gonna come, but u don't kno how to bring up the 'I used to see u naked, now I only see u in a French waiter outfit. We need jezaz motherfucker'

MockingJawn seems surprised that Sherky'qeena has parents and wAs not brought into this world by a dragon wishing really hard for a masterpiece being delivered