Policy PoliceVolume II. Number 7.

Up Close and Personalised. Episode 7.

At last things

were starting to

move.

Our clearance had

come through to

visit one of the

Pilot schools.

At least we don‟t have to travel

far to get to the pilot.

Huh?

Guess where?

Eeuch…

New Bohemia…

Your favourite people.

Hope you can drive.

I don‟t fancy our chances if we turn up on

foot.

Eh?

Waitrose Mathematics

College

“Where quality counts”

Okay. Carry on.

Funny.

You don‟t appear to have

any DNA.

We have it removed at

basic training.

Oh…

Makes sense…

Okay. Carry on.

The efficiency and effectiveness of the

school has been impacted considerably since we

actioned this initiative.

The tags can be applied in

seconds by a trained Security

Assistant.

And we can impose an

exclusion if any child refuses to

cooperate.

Minimal fuss…

Has there been much “fuss”?

No, no…

We can track each child online

in real time.

The system knows which Cam a child is on and streams

images to the parental account.

Parents can watch their children live from the office.

So they love it, too.

So, it‟s win-win.

The biggest impact has been on registration.

We‟ve cut out the queues we had with the old fingerprint

system.

…and we don‟t see bullying any more…

Everyone had the National

Model at first.

But parents have chosen to upgrade to more expensive

designs.

More functionality?

More stylish.

Once the designer labels got involved, we had much higher

compliance.

Doesn‟t anybody pull them off?

But that‟d hurt.

But it‟d leave a cool scar.

Don‟t make „em like they

used to. EEEW!Never made „em like that „round here.

Perhaps you‟ve seen enough…

Who are these?

It‟s part of the new Environmental Protection Skills

curriculum. Handy.

Our Productivity Advisors

suggested it.

We were able to monetise our

cleaning contract.

They saved you money.

Almost covered

their fee.

I hope this has been helpful to you. We‟re always keen

to try innovative methods to achieve our mission to produce Normalised, Resilient Citizens.

No wonder I always used to

bunk off.

To be continued…