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vok auV ly by the Students' Publication* Bid of Tlse University of British Columbi a Following are the casts of the tilt . ferent Homecoming Skits presente d Saturday night : SCIENCE-Harold Moorhead, Dav e Carey, John Dalton, Terry Holmes , Sill Mclnnee, Bill Moffatt, Bill Hall , Pete Fowler, Dave Le Page, Do n Mclraurin . EDUCATION—Bunny Pound, Bil l Robbins, Bee Stanley . ARTS '32-Swatthild Matthison , Fraser MacKay, Bert Larson, Pau l -Campbell, Hugh Mclven, Georg e Holland, Bonn Matheson . NURSES—Ethel Elliot, Kay Taylor , Ethel Ralston, Florence Barbaree , Eileen Davies, Jean Wilson, Doroth y Sharps, Norah Cunningham , PLAYERS CLUB—Malcolm Pretty , Midge Ellis . THOTH CLUB—John Madeley , Guy Palmer, Dave Freeman, R . A . Pilkington, J . W . Lee, A . McCulloch, Phil Parker, Russ Shaneman, Dou g Perkins, Reg Bromeley, Reg Derrell , Milt Share, Sonny Nemetz. ARTS '33—Guy Palmer . ' HOUSEHOLD SCIENCE — Jea n McNoughton, Dorothy Poole, Hele n Lowe, Mary Darnborough, M . Mar - ion Casselman, Ruth Bryson, Jane t McElhaney, Yvonne Brown, Made- leine Wade, Rebecca Erenberg, S . Wright, Audrey Hughes, Kay Brels- ford, Ester Paulin . MUSICAL SOCIETY—Nelson Al- len, Gordon Stead, Ottowell Elliott , Gordon Wilson, Robert Herbisron , Gordon Boothroyd, Eric Brooks , Richard Buchanan, Fred Jakeway , D . M . Carey, Ron Russel, Art Mc - Clellan, Art Lucas, David Blackal- ler, Bob Harcourt, Alice Rowe, Lou - olio Harper, Kathleen Coles, Ali, : e McKinley, Margaret Steele, Florenc e Follmer . m Tho !Mat made he elk Nri4ltflaal by $oarwed the umotaur added oao . triumph to tits list of annual *huh te to bf found in the teach - ~ath ntaoeeeu Partloularly ad• bag which that "CarpentSY" left be - . *bible To .understind ~ moon ttrirttble was the combat between the kind ~ *lidos and the Minotaur, and the ,b B ungthe eetementi we Must bliai th fair tharfore try to discover what to m ay with w , st y bind d eloped man ; u,w and portly y Ln thefkrt pismoe; It ntrq' be eon- rooters emotions wog the bu gum l them siewisloes, the tbhswy of a am ~ 4 o f , h i notnur , and 'bab y were , rights In the human beast blooms*, it" It of f Wf l s u tl m, ttYLin d ndos of nmro oontdatrnty ootttpllte' than any ; the ss klot,oe uiu aengs an c- ether amoralcode , tithes and incidental mode did ArRondbi5 Cd! ty . ~a rt phlloree ' ophy, th .'most amprehd n pantomime. In "feet and Lod e" the playas view oftue yet attained ; but nl re Club achieved a skit which was de- then this, it is a pro gr am of social refo r aidedly novel . Given n girl and boy m, wefts ui haw to serve our fellow men . "As graduates of Our University , you have been given a wonderful opportunity to succeed in life, an d therefore much Is expected of you, " said Canon Sovereign . "You are the future leaders in British Columbia , in Canada, or in the world, and a s such cannot do better than try t o admire Christ and allow His joy o f service to enter your minds, for i t Is through the true Christian spiri t of service that your powers are bes t unfolded ." In conclusion the Canon reminde d his congregation of the text : "I am the Light of the World ." As Chris- tians, we still believe these word s because their Author backed the m up by service to His fellow men . Following the sermon the choi r sang Bach's anthem, "Send Out Th y Light and Truth," and the servic e ended with a prayer for the Univer- sity and all its members , Lively entertainment fee provit i by the Cult; t' 'atditltt foracapacity audience of Oraads, ~'tculty . and Senior Studentl s tat the iiulttt it Homecoming llmetre night held' in the Unive r . city Auditorium on Saturday . The, Ingram was shorte r that of previous yea's, and, on the w ole, of a higher standar d In Welcoming the Or'eds back to e U ; lb C ., Earl Vance pointed ou t that they' would N. many . Soso S mest the new teak and fl Murphy, President of the Alttimni 0dpi :N0d the Grads' a)tptedret ' of ' om coming week, and pai d but . to the University of 1lfanir ni end U.B.C . Rugby teams. rol e ' ring c hi oa dlaba of .fi e jght he read teteataris from Ail ate= maplr,a red frN)olaue sdttivi i 110 ' trenches of the Alumni in other0 ti(sioo4utal wok ended oh a tut *Hotta not . with an, ,,, harts of ;tta world mid coiled Ab e roll of graduates, passive rviei .bold hi SL . The Oarfatlnanos got to a geed ; thmday A l arg e r oa abfpepaan lardei o f enpa start with the Science mat pursuing- drmtdl' WM pece~et. find rtytl't i . atw d In higher mathematics ,.. Cancan Sovereign delivered ser e eon more appropriate for the oc choodnd 'a " his text the feuntr in IL J n 1, xfl—" I alit of alt Wild" , The only roae g n stated the Canon, t such a *tidal statement coul d I'e0tlM g ve ` `Athlsteh toot, ; eutus hounds" then bent Into ha s magi` (ItsihlfeQJ bIF' prldbmlatd, as In : skits, throtlglcottt tee 4V shag' s , Yr_tlN_IN_Nr_YX_A N_rX_IN ~ NOTICE No student who has not de - posited one dollar with th e Business Manager by Monday , November 21 will have the op- portunity to obtain a Totem . The number of Totems will b e strictly limited to those wh o have made deposits . la d a bench .in a moonlit garden. , they varied the proceedings whic h one would expect from the material s on hand, by a laconic . and for the most part, amusing dialogue of on e word lines . The actions of this on e act play, however, moved swiftl y enough to satisfy even a movie de- votee . Education' s contributla to th e (Please turn to Page Two ) Traditional Homecoming Program P SuCces fI1I .' ofore Appreciativ e Scienceman Wed s Garnet Gourle y Clothes, more clothes, and stil l more clothes is the battle cry o f the Women's Undergraduate execu- tive in their drive for discarde d elothlnnf to be distributed among the poor of Vancouver . "Clothing Is' being received In th e Gymnasium till Wednesday, Novem- ber 18. Many students have alread y responded to the 'call, but many more must respond if the drive i s to be a success ; stated Dorothy Myers when' questioned about th e success of the effort. ' The clothing will be allotted for distribution by the Province Sant a Claus fund, The Church of the Ope n Door and the Central City Mission . Raiment of all kinds is needed ; socks, underwear, old jackets, ol d pants, caps, anything that will b e of use to those who haven't go t them . "Come on, you students! Get hot , and throw off those clothes yo u don't really need, and bring the m out to the Gym tomorrow," is th e pleading note sounded by the W . U . Executive in this laudable effort . Of interest to U.B,C, students, an d especially to those taking Science , is the news of the marriage in Bur- naby United Church on Saturday , November 7, of Mr . Ted Verner an d Miss Garnet Gourley , Mr . Verner Is a student' in Fourt h Year Civil Engineering in the Uni- versity of British Columbia, and wil l continue his work in that faculty . we U .' EXECUTIV E NEEDS CLOTHES The death of Cnthb frt . Jame s Moxie, .who 'st ecumbed m November D M the result of ' at wtll be viewed wit h g a da cu epel . th re e pel Universit yb y feIIo .stv . , TM, deaued, who woe a ate - 'drat in Third Tear Artn Is sur e 'rived by Ws gteste, Me, deed " 'tw o Mrs. Alfred'Jam s Moon ! bather, Ike* et Perseber- t> Oat„ Wllaemn et Haatlin , sad a lister, Miry, a t will been In >p red a day from" B(i qi" Ih'M M . Oriel Chat btfwttteat us . lassie in hhnintihl CetEs . ' tier, The Ube Moir with th e rat If the ism b eftee " laid leg Il l Mt. and Tempt be iavu ; set, Ry Tavender Dean Brock announces that th e 'Department of rational Defense ha s liked his office to receive applica- tions of stud** Of the second an d third years Applied Science for th e course trainint 'ovietonal Pilot Of - D Y -M my The, Arts held November 18, in honour of mecoming iui d It took'pu c e vet, ballroom, due petlt~rrage, of Or end, Mrs . McK e, Dr . *a!, L. naS . Ilr,' and Mrs . D. Buca n, It T. billioara,`with Its sr . tittle paimelitth . wad gintly coloure d .lights,' formed I! Ideal' setting the affair . The Ball wee etri - formal, and h tuxes ; ankle - dregs, And 0 16 everywhere In' evidence . onte hundred attended, of . wht*ti about a third were graduates . The musi c was supplied by Herald Kingg's or th e chsstre, . t "Ma'uded "Halt's .1,ll,C", ; ' sod 011 latest "lots , m anm was obliged , at *ms's weft to eve at . fait the sixth dance, in prepositio n fOr ff amturdeYhr` e, Thal supper ~u ill U,BXC,, " was heard at eleven o'clock, follow• ` Inn,'which a'table supper Was serve d In tip' Dolt ; bloom . Tables were laid , for, psyyten of eight and ran in five le Patiraa' .i table, which posittah' of honour i t -Thi I tie rroom . galler y was aisle filled,, and- :icon arddd itiOn t l tables had to he set in the lounge* , to t e tail tofetheque u unto etunat e , more at . Variation rivalled that" of the Caf, In 'Its Intensl The usua l sandwiches, take, Wise, and co s Iwere then served,, after' which dom- ing continued until otter one. The progress of _ the ball was followe d by a considerable audience in the ballroom . balconlbs . rawda Floc k To Tea :tee After Rugby Game "And there will be a tea danc e right after this game in Peter Pan Ballroom," announced Earl Vance a t half-time of the Intercollegiate gam e on Saturday . Game over, score 4-3, in favor of Varsity, crowds flocke d to the Big Block Club Tea Danc e given in honour of the two contest- ing teams . University of B . C . team arrived first, coming in two or thre e at a time and were greeted wit h congratulations from students al l over the hall, Later Doe . Burke showed up and then Joe Price . Doc , was spotted first and carried in a triumphant procession around th e room and finally deposited on th e platform. He told us of the splendid fighting spirit of the teams, of th e clean game that had been played , and of the splendid sportsmanship o f the Manitoba team. Everyone cheered as Ken Stewart led the sky - rockets for the two coaches and the opposing college representatives . Many grads were on hand and saw for themselves that the "Spirit o f U. B. C ." was a living embodimen t of the one known In Fairview days, and many acquaintances were re . newel, Advertiser's Pep Meeting Friday Noo n On Thursday the student* and , stiff of the University cf Britis h :amble will be' able to, welcom e :auk' one of the original tmm~bere ' d the 'University etttff, Dr, Mack - ;fratinari, the tint hear d of the Die ni . .of Hietory vao has been , Awe, 1918, the,T,yie, af . . Ieetiov of the h Wilton: of the inter. natonal : . Labour Office at Qcnova , r yldt here oa a lecture tour on . 10 . a dmre a of, the . . loads . o f iiesr, of Canada has mode omi visitor on the .mp. V Canadian , college ear l Dr. Xiamen will lootur e .a smsmbly .ot staff an d itadettts as Thursday, November I t at f' late in the Auditoriuxt . Ate ' topic will be "Tin Yea[t at I n ''" ' noticing! Labour Oe atlas, rrlday he will" Oahu . in the som e hall at 1 Oolook on "1Eeamr ' id When the leoluie wil l be to the pubUO .' on 'M o onday, November fl, ' he will lecture to 'the U1atey 1 olio In Arts 100, at t tee clock, , an "Tea Years of the League of '" n lecture will be open any students who Bare to tend , )le Ides these University l ddresses , Iltr. Bsstntan lusts resell 'to the Unl . vi ally -t pterriatonal lelatleans Chub at the hoate of Professor toward an Thursday eve And to the f . rntti Mil olatIo of the Universit y at the, Meal Otiorgia ' on Saturday , November 11 a t p; Northern Vancouver Island branch of the Alumni Association was not read at the Homecoming Celebrs- tions on Saturday evening . The telegram conveys the warmes t greetings from this branch Of the association and reads as follows : "Upper Island sends greetings , Gertrude Mine, Eric Dunn, Mack Wright, Eva Harper, Charles an d Kathleen Robson (Alberni), Wol f Kelly, Phyllis Partridge, Ella Bar- vering (Cumberland), Lawrenc e Merideth, Barrie Gault (CourtenaY) . The fourth annua session of th e Nortbwast Students ' Internationa l Conference is to be hold at Bol d Collage, ' Ports nd, Oregon, on Nov . ember 114 It is intended this yier to 1*Y particular emphasis en two dal acntaapoeiwy import - namely : "I''be' Prable n ," and "Ehearihan osetl , A . pratknataly olg hteet dfactialta n dirt and makers will attend th e ertce, btcluding Angus, and Professo r form this university, Lost yea r U. It C . had the mood largest dal e Salon, and , efforts an being anal o to organise Another such elegatio n N!• Year; If any students are tterUted in this conference ,and wish further information, they ar e ed'" td kindly ooallltUiolttl 1WM! ' zti $tavrbatios through the Men's let . ter reek, and to state whether they have an automobile for the trip . BILL THORNBE R INJURED I N PLANE CRASH floors at Camp Borden , It is expected that there will b e several vacancies this summer, an d as the course requires teehniCM l training only Applied Science stud - e is May *pplY. The course cop - Ibis of three terms of thro e months each 'et C m p Borden. Thos e partaking will receive plyy The Oradbatin/ class and . recen t graduate. Beefy erad ep1b cation forma turd' full, particular s ;nay be obtained from the i Non In thepplied Ime s ts have , graduated il l I who have taken ,this ` lean st!~t t adore In the Al e coarse offm an l tettsive train ' lag In aeronautics, eeleaai of in ta'nal combustion en s, curd' vu' ' thug other Milted' 'iiigjgct -we b should' be of `Iroet*wait -to thos e making, an intensive, study of . lids relating to ethplegmrtnit , ru t At the t ea by tho Canadian iRu bY Friday noon , , the fnotbalt boys Produced one o f those great Woomcl .e wh ,lof t, Is a 1 waysof exbattle;pected from them'' se th e eve The asbestos curtain route at 12 :I t to reveal Herold Wig and his or cduokan, gliding through ,the snappy strains o! ,popular fox-trot, „We're !going it sing that . song again,” a - ;~ archestr swung into the strains, o f Varsity' . new song , The appearance of D,, Shrum m t to platform was enthusiasticall y greeted . He remarked that he ha d been asked why Varsity did no t support their athletic teams, sai d that the Rugby team was out t o show their metal, and asked for lib- eral side-line support from the stu- dent body, A skit . was next on the program , in which Incidents from the privat e life of Casanova were prevented . "Casanova" was portrayed by Fred- dy Bolton who revealed unsuspecte d dramatic talent, and riveted atten- tion from start to finish, Ha l Straight, in his role of impersona- ti on, was something less than mat- nti'!aet, while Art Murdock, whos e tragic death wrung the hearts of th e audience, (and even convulsed some of them), took the part of Captai n of the Guard and Mart of the Rouse . The Oreek chorus was represente d by certain prominent members o f the Rugby team, who appeared rath- er sketchily attired, and gave grace- ful interpretations of the Dance , , Following this presentation, Doc . Burke and Joe Price expressed thei r confidence in the VX B . C . boys, and asked the students to turn out and support. their team . PLAYERS' CLUB . PRACTISE DAILY FOR XMAS PLAY S With one dress rehearsal over and another one due to-night the Play- ers' Club will be In a position t o present a polished performance t o first-nighters on Thursday next . No play written by a student wil l be produced this year, because non e of sufficient merit were offered fo r consideration . Ordinarily there ar e several worthy plays by studen t authors, written during Professo r Wood's course in Play writing, Bu t this course has been cut out in th e Interests of economy! This step i s regretted by many students an d those faculty members possessin g Insight, for even though no grea t plays are necessarily produce d through such a course, nevertheles s it creates intelligent critics . However, four plays of exceptiona l merit, both in variety and content , have been chosen for production . There will be hilarious comedy and gripping tragedy . Several actors and actresses of fin e talent have been discovered amon g the new members and those attend- ing the plays are assured of a ver y good entertainment , The Cal . will be open until a p .m . to accomodate those wishing to sta y out for the evening . Students maY obtain tickets from the auditoriu m box office on Tuesday and Wednes- day noon, Faculty and students eztpreeee d their`• oplitione of this ygr's "Ubys - *eye" very freely in interview s ahivad to the prau inthe last fe w dtlye, Every section of the pape r taunt under` fbr, with t e iurprie lnng resultthat "bouquets and brtek Mats" ware d~1au'ihrrtad with an al . Pr" C, Mood holds that V"th eerity 'Ub11t hy*rey' Ut e .B Invalu awit hC ;out t sblethewi'o to Cn I> . , oul no sui wip number of us would i t What was going on" Whe n al . for destructive criticism, he added that in „his dp1!pion, "The in th doe . Ice tyot JfiustUieh '!har e to a very ob~dous effort mad e ",lad" colunuin to fill this wave ail s cotisegu nil " at* of the "write, , up*" are prod' tither than brim s Opinion ; cif to bloats tl ;ltl net II 'ice an unMMpIY >n * fleeted of the mental b, .wtabtd;te a lefts portion of the etudeat t o Much of It is atrainnod, and o f ' of comic sttrips '!p the dM I :7 : r, 'Yet in spite Of ice el#ertgMt . one looks forward to apt Urn + My with *maid anticipation, cw t I . think very few of its reader s *eolith tho very real t which , IMO into hrthldtlli out annyy one Is e sue+, , Dr. Shrum expressed his opiniodr, "The Editild thi r oras are goos yen r and the general attitude to the M n inistratio n and it Is better ' +ytasy ''' meMil more heft s to "dig in and he,p ." At the same i n ti me it I„ t pos ismitten k to the Editor shoul d everything.- Student including Orad-EditerWa ." Ip (brit : Winn Dr. Shrum says, "t don't Il k OM : "Bro mys that" Its too' . n` . bite the town Mort and ehoulda' t be allowed even there . You might at least say "President Kliiwlt, " This is the first year this has bee n done, " Student opinion varied consider - ably . Jack Thomson, President M .U .S . says "I like the Muck Page , it suits my type of humour ; Th e Sports get sufficient publicity — I n the case of some of the minor game s when the complete team doesn' t turn out—more than they deserve ! The notices before the big game s are too boastful ." Art Murdoch, Canadian Rugb y star, considers the personnel 0f ° th e Publications Hard occupies to o much of the Muck Page . "The Bridge Problems and Louie 14 ar e good—we need more like them! Th e Sport Page is good, and the game s well reported .' Art Mercer, English Rugby star , refutes shish "Don't agree with MO - (loch about the Sport' Page. The reporters understand the game, bu t their write-ups aren't peppy enoug h --they lack sports lingo!" The Chineses students think "Pip e and Pen" is by far the best alas ¢ in the "Ubyssey" Otherwise their consider it partly good and partl y very bad . With the exception 'o f the "Bridge Problems" they me nothing amusing in the Muck Pate . The Muck Page, best read sectio n of the paper, was the subject much controversy . lame ThemPS O says, "I'm not clever so I think it s (Please Turn, to Page Three NOTICE Under auspices of the League of Nations Society in Canada, Dr. S. Mack Eastman, formerl y head of the History Departmen t of the University of British Co- lumbia, and now Chief of See - lion, Research Division, inter. national Labour Office, Leagu e of Nations, Geneva, will giv e two addresses at the University . The first of these will b e given in the Auditorium o n Thursday, November 19th, 11 :10 a .m ., when . .Dr . Eastman . .wil l speak on "Ten Years of Inter- national Labour organisation," Members of the teaching staf f will please assemble at the Ad - ministration Building at 11 a .m . Academic costume (withou t hood) will be worn . Eleven o'clock lectures will be can - celled . This meeting is for staff an d students of the University only. On Friday, November 20th, a t 3 p.m ., In the Auditorium, Dr . Eastman will speak on "Secur- ity and Disarmament. " This lecture will be open t o the general public . L. S . KLINCK, President. Qtr; of daput'n moot outstanding relms, D . Toshio Tahamine, tea k address an open meeting of th e Physics Club on Wednesday, Nov . ember It in Science *10 at 1100 pant , Dr. 'It, to a mend* of the Institute Physiaal and Cbealcat Rlnteedto) '1"cida aid:' . Is tefearnin g from Germany Where he, has bee n working for some matter s itmong his more important re - searches in spectroscopy is include d his study of the helium band spec- trum . He has worked at the U . S. Bureau of Standards in Washington , D. C . and has studied in Germany. ' He speaks English fluently. The definite subject upon whic h he will speak has not yet been an - nounced . However, he will tell of Friends of Bill Thornber, Scienc e Japan's progress in pysical science ' graduate of '30 tyill regret to hea r and explain some of his own re- ! of his serious injury as the resul t searches. of an air crash near Camp Borden , Ontario, last week . While flying with a passenger at' an altitude of fifteen hundred .feet , Grads Send Greeting. the engine of the plane fell out . I n aps e t f ' an endeavour to save his plane, th e { U. B.C . :pilot decided not to take to his par- achute. The extreme lightness how - Through a moat regrettable error, ! ever prevented a perfect landin g the following telegram from the' and a crash resulted . The passenger escaped unharmed, but Bill suffere d serious spinal injury, Latest report s state that he is doing as Well as a n be . expected. It . is understood, how - ever that he may be in a coat fo r some time. For three years, Bill spent hi s summer vacation at the , Royal Air Force school at Camp Borden, train- ing for his pilot's certificate, Sinc e his graduation last spring he ha s spent all his time at the school a s a licensed pilot . His home is i n Summerland, B . C . AND SO TO VICTORY- - K Li g o n lcIGKS OFF" Flab®MA O AMAN MI5 AE IRSS' FELD CO . 9 R€F .FINLA Y LOW S S O YARD S

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vok auV

ly by the Students' Publication* Bid of Tlse University of British Columbia

Following are the casts of the tilt.ferent Homecoming Skits presentedSaturday night :

SCIENCE-Harold Moorhead, Dav eCarey, John Dalton, Terry Holmes ,Sill Mclnnee, Bill Moffatt, Bill Hall,Pete Fowler, Dave Le Page, DonMclraurin.

EDUCATION—Bunny Pound, BillRobbins, Bee Stanley.

ARTS '32-Swatthild Matthison ,Fraser MacKay, Bert Larson, Paul

-Campbell, Hugh Mclven, GeorgeHolland, Bonn Matheson .

NURSES—Ethel Elliot, Kay Taylor ,Ethel Ralston, Florence Barbaree,Eileen Davies, Jean Wilson, DorothySharps, Norah Cunningham ,

PLAYERS CLUB—Malcolm Pretty ,Midge Ellis.

THOTH CLUB—John Madeley ,Guy Palmer, Dave Freeman, R. A .Pilkington, J . W. Lee, A . McCulloch,Phil Parker, Russ Shaneman, Dou gPerkins, Reg Bromeley, Reg Derrell,Milt Share, Sonny Nemetz.

ARTS '33—Guy Palmer . 'HOUSEHOLD SCIENCE — Jean

McNoughton, Dorothy Poole, Hele nLowe, Mary Darnborough, M . Mar-ion Casselman, Ruth Bryson, JanetMcElhaney, Yvonne Brown, Made-leine Wade, Rebecca Erenberg, S.Wright, Audrey Hughes, Kay Brels-ford, Ester Paulin .

MUSICAL SOCIETY—Nelson Al-len, Gordon Stead, Ottowell Elliott ,Gordon Wilson, Robert Herbisron ,Gordon Boothroyd, Eric Brooks,Richard Buchanan, Fred Jakeway,D. M. Carey, Ron Russel, Art Mc-Clellan, Art Lucas, David Blackal-ler, Bob Harcourt, Alice Rowe, Lou-olio Harper, Kathleen Coles, Ali, : eMcKinley, Margaret Steele, FlorenceFollmer .

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Tho

!Mat made he elk Nri4ltflaal by $oar•wed the umotaur added oao .triumph to tits list of annual *huh te to bf found in the teach-

~ath ntaoeeeu Partloularly ad• bag which that "CarpentSY" left be -. *bible To.understind ~ moonttrirttble was the combat between the kind ~

*lidos and the Minotaur, and the ,b B ungthe eetementi we Mustbliai th fair tharfore try to discover what tomay with w ,

sty bind d eloped man ;u,w and portly yLn thefkrt pismoe; It ntrq' be eon-rooters emotions wog the bu •

gum lthem siewisloes, the tbhswy

of a am ~

4of, h

inotnur , and 'bab

y were,

rights

In the human beast blooms*, it" Itof f

Wf lsutl

m,tt►

YLin d ndos of nmro oontdatrnty ootttpllte' than any ;the ssklot,oe uiu aengs an c-ether amoralcode,tithes and incidental mode did ArRondbi5 Cd!

ty . ~a rt phllor•ee

' ophy,

th .'most amprehd npantomime.In "feet and Lod e" the playas view oftue yet attained ; but nl re

Club achieved a skit which was de- then this, it is a progr am of socialreforaidedly novel . Given n girl and boy m, wefts ui haw to serveour fellow men .

"As graduates of Our University,you have been given a wonderfulopportunity to succeed in life, an dtherefore much Is expected of you,"said Canon Sovereign. "You are thefuture leaders in British Columbia ,in Canada, or in the world, and a ssuch cannot do better than try toadmire Christ and allow His joy o fservice to enter your minds, for i tIs through the true Christian spiri tof service that your powers are bes tunfolded ."

In conclusion the Canon reminde dhis congregation of the text : "I amthe Light of the World ." As Chris-tians, we still believe these wordsbecause their Author backed themup by service to His fellow men .

Following the sermon the choirsang Bach's anthem, "Send Out Th yLight and Truth," and the serviceended with a prayer for the Univer-sity and all its members,

Lively entertainment fee provit i by the Cult; t' 'atditlttforacapacity audience of Oraads, ~'tculty

.and Senior Studentls

tat the iiulttt it Homecoming llmetre night held' in the Univer.city Auditorium on Saturday. The, Ingram was shorter

that of previous yea's, and, on the w ole, of a higher standardIn Welcoming the Or'eds back toe

U; lb C., Earl Vance pointed outthat they' would N. many

. Soso Smest

the new teak and flMurphy, President of the Alttimni0dpi:N0d the Grads' a)tptedret ' of '

om coming week, and paidbut. to the University of 1lfanirni end U.B.C. Rugby teams. role

'ring chi oa dlaba of .fiejght he read teteataris from Ail ate= maplr,a red frN)olaue sdttivi•i

110 'trenches of the Alumni in other0 ti(sioo4utal wok ended oha tut

*Hotta not. with an, ►,,,harts of ;tta world mid coiled Aberoll of graduates,

passive rviei .bold hi SL

.The Oarfatlnanos got

to a geed ;

thmday

A largeroaabfpepaan

lardei ofenpastart with the Science mat pursuing-drmtdl'

WM pece~et.find rtytl't i. atwdIn higher mathematics

, ..Cancan Sovereign delivered

ser eeon more appropriate for the oc •

choodnd 'a"his text thefeuntr in IL J n 1, xfl—" Ialit of alt Wild" ,

The only roaegn stated the Canon,t such a *tidal statement could

I'e0tlMgve``Athlsteh toot,;eutus hounds" then bent Into hasmagi` (ItsihlfeQJ bIF'prldbmlatd, as In

:skits, throtlglcottt tee 4V shag' s

, Yr_tlN_IN_Nr_YX_A N_rX_IN~

NOTICENo student who has not de-

posited one dollar with theBusiness Manager by Monday ,November 21 will have the op-portunity to obtain a Totem.The number of Totems will bestrictly limited to those whohave made deposits.

lad a bench .in a moonlit garden. ,

they varied the proceedings whichone would expect from the materialson hand, by a laconic . and for themost part, amusing dialogue of oneword lines . The actions of this oneact play, however, moved swiftlyenough to satisfy even a movie de-votee .

Education's contributla

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Traditional Homecoming Program PSuCces fI1I .' ofore Appreciative

Scienceman Weds

Garnet Gourley

Clothes, more clothes, and stil lmore clothes is the battle cry ofthe Women's Undergraduate execu-tive in their drive for discardedelothlnnf to be distributed among thepoor of Vancouver.

"Clothing Is' being received In th eGymnasium till Wednesday, Novem-ber 18. Many students have alread yresponded to the 'call, but manymore must respond if the drive i sto be a success; stated DorothyMyers when' questioned about thesuccess of the effort.' The clothing will be allotted fordistribution by the Province Sant aClaus fund, The Church of the OpenDoor and the Central City Mission .Raiment of all kinds is needed ;socks, underwear, old jackets, ol dpants, caps, anything that will b eof use to those who haven't gotthem .

"Come on, you students! Get hot ,and throw off those clothes youdon't really need, and bring the mout to the Gym tomorrow," is th epleading note sounded by the W . U .Executive in this laudable effort .

Of interest to U.B,C, students, an despecially to those taking Science ,is the news of the marriage in Bur-naby United Church on Saturday ,November 7, of Mr. Ted Verner an dMiss Garnet Gourley ,

Mr. Verner Is a student' in FourthYear Civil Engineering in the Uni-versity of British Columbia, and willcontinue his work in that faculty .

we U.' EXECUTIVE

NEEDS CLOTHES

The death of Cnthb frt. JamesMoxie, .who 'st ecumbed mNovember D M the result of '

at wtll be viewed withgada cu epel

.thre

epel

Universityby feIIo .stv.

,TM, deaued, who woe a ate -

'drat in Third Tear Artn Is sure'rived by Ws gteste, Me, deed "

'twoMrs. Alfred'Jam s Moon !bather, Ike* et Perseber-t>

Oat„ Wllaemn et Haatlin,sad a lister, Miry, at

will been In >p red

aday from" B(i qi" Ih'M M .Oriel Chat

btfwttteat us.lassie in hhnintihl

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The Ube Moir with therat If the ism b eftee "laid leg IllMt. andTempt be iavu

;set,

Ry Tavender

Dean Brock announces that the'Department of rational Defense hasliked his office to receive applica-tions of stud** Of the second andthird years Applied Science for th ecourse trainint 'ovietonal Pilot Of-DY

-M my

The, Arts

held November 18,in honour of

mecoming iuid

It took'pu cevet, ballroom,

due petlt~rrage, of Or end, Mrs.McK

e, Dr.

*a!, L.naS

.Ilr,' and Mrs. D. Buca n,

It T.

billioara,`with Its sr.tittle paimelitth . wad gintly coloured.lights,' formed I! Ideal' setting •the affair . The Ball wee etri -formal, and h

tuxes; ankle-dregs, And 0 16everywhere In' evidence. ontehundred attended, of. wht*ti abouta third were graduates. The musicwas supplied by Herald Kingg's or•

the chsstre,. t "Ma'uded "Halt's.1,ll,C",; '

sod 011

latest

"lots,m

anm was obliged,at *ms's weft to eve at.fait the sixth dance, in prepositio

n fOr ff amturdeYhr`

e,Thal supper ~u ill U,BXC,,"

was heard at eleven o'clock, follow• `Inn,'which a'table supper Was serve dIn tip' Dolt ; bloom. Tables were laid,for, psyyten of eight and ran in five

le Patiraa'.i table, whichposittah' of honour it

-Thi I tie rroom. gallerywas aisle filled,, and- :icon arddd itiOn tltables had to he set in the lounge* ,to

tetail tofetheque

u unto etunate,more at .

Variation rivalled that" of theCaf, In 'Its Intensl The usualsandwiches, take, Wise, and cos

Iwere then served,, after' which dom-ing continued until otter one. Theprogress of _ the ball was followe dby a considerable audience in theballroom . balconlbs .

rawda Flock

To Tea :tee

After Rugby Game

"And there will be a tea danceright after this game in Peter PanBallroom," announced Earl Vance a thalf-time of the Intercollegiate gam eon Saturday. Game over, score 4-3,in favor of Varsity, crowds flocke dto the Big Block Club Tea Danc egiven in honour of the two contest-ing teams . University of B. C. teamarrived first, coming in two or thre eat a time and were greeted withcongratulations from students allover the hall, Later Doe. Burkeshowed up and then Joe Price . Doc ,was spotted first and carried in atriumphant procession around theroom and finally deposited on theplatform. He told us of the splendidfighting spirit of the teams, of theclean game that had been played ,and of the splendid sportsmanship ofthe Manitoba team. Everyonecheered as Ken Stewart led the sky-rockets for the two coaches and theopposing college representatives.

Many grads were on hand and sawfor themselves that the "Spirit ofU. B. C." was a living embodimentof the one known In Fairview days,and many acquaintances were re .newel,

Advertiser's Pep Meeting Friday Noon

On Thursday the student* and,stiff of the University cf British:amble will be' able to, welcome

:auk' one of the original tmm~bere 'd the 'University etttff, Dr, Mack-;fratinari, the tint heard of the Die

ni . .of Hietory vao has been ,Awe, 1918, the,T,yie, af .. Ieetiov ofthe h Wilton: of the inter.natonal: . Labour Office at Qcnova,r yldt here oa a lecture tour on.10. admre a of, the .. loads . of

iiesr, of Canada has modeomi visitor on the .mp.V Canadian , college earlDr. Xiamen will looture

.a smsmbly .ot staff anditadettts as Thursday, November Itat f' late in the Auditoriuxt. Ate 'topic will be "Tin Yea[t at In

''"'noticing! Labour Oe

atlas,rrlday he will" Oahu. in the somehall at 1 Oolook on "1Eeamr '

id

When the leoluie willbe to the pubUO.' on 'Moonday,November fl, ' he will lecture to 'theU1atey 1 olio In Arts 100, at t teeclock, ,an "Tea Years of the Leagueof '" n lecture will beopen any students who Bare to

tend,)le Ides these University l ddresses ,

Iltr. Bsstntan lusts resell 'to the Unl .vi ally -tpterriatonal lelatleans Chubat the hoate of Professor toward anThursday eve And to the f.rntti Mil olatIo of the Universityat the, Meal Otiorgia ' on Saturday ,November 11 a t p;

Northern Vancouver Island branchof the Alumni Association was notread at the Homecoming Celebrs-tions on Saturday evening .

The telegram conveys the warmestgreetings from this branch Of theassociation and reads as follows :

"Upper Island sends greetings ,Gertrude Mine, Eric Dunn, MackWright, Eva Harper, Charles andKathleen Robson (Alberni), Wol fKelly, Phyllis Partridge, Ella Bar-vering (Cumberland), LawrenceMerideth, Barrie Gault (CourtenaY) .

The fourth annua session of theNortbwast Students ' InternationalConference is to be hold at Bold

Collage, ' Ports nd, Oregon, on Nov.ember 114 It is intended this yierto 1*Y particular emphasis en two

dal acntaapoeiwy import -namely : "I''be' Prablen

," and "Ehearihan osetl, A .pratknataly olg hteet dfactialta n

dirt and makers will attend theertce, btcluding

Angus, and Professorform this university, Lost yea rU. It C. had the mood largest daleSalon, and , efforts an being analoto organise Another such elegatio nN!• Year; If any students aretterUted in this conference ,and wish

further information, they areed'" td kindly ooallltUiolttl 1WM! '

zti $tavrbatios through the Men's let.ter reek, and to state whether theyhave an automobile for the trip .

BILL THORNBER

INJURED IN

PLANE CRASH

floors at Camp Borden ,It is expected that there will be

several vacancies this summer, andas the course requires teehniCMltraining only Applied Science stud -e is May *pplY. The course cop-Ibis of three terms of throemonths each 'et C m p Borden. Thosepartaking will receive plyy „

The Oradbatin/ class and. recentgraduate. Beefy erad ep1b•cation forma turd' full, particulars;nay be obtained from the

iNon In thepplied Imes

ts have , graduated illI who have taken ,this`lean

st!~ttadore In the Ale

coarse offm an l tettsive train 'lag In aeronautics,

eeleaai of in•ta'nal combustion en s, curd' vu' 'thug other Milted' 'iiigjgct -webshould' be of `Iroet*wait -to thosemaking, an intensive, study of .lids relating to ethplegmrtnit ,

rut

At the t ea by thoCanadian iRu bY

Friday noon,,

the fnotbalt boys Produced one ofthose great Woomcl.e wh ,loft, Is a1waysof exbattle;pected from them'' se theeve

The asbestos curtain route at 12:Itto reveal Herold Wig and his or•cduokan, gliding through ,the snappystrains o! ,popular fox-trot, „We're

!going it sing that . song again,” a-;~

archestr swung into the strains, ofVarsity' . new song,

The appearance of D,, Shrum mtto platform was enthusiasticall ygreeted . He remarked that he ha dbeen asked why Varsity did notsupport their athletic teams, sai dthat the Rugby team was out toshow their metal, and asked for lib-eral side-line support from the stu-dent body,

A skit . was next on the program ,in which Incidents from the privat elife of Casanova were prevented ."Casanova" was portrayed by Fred-dy Bolton who revealed unsuspecte ddramatic talent, and riveted atten-tion from start to finish, HalStraight, in his role of impersona-ti on, was something less than mat-nti'!ae►t, while Art Murdock, whosetragic death wrung the hearts of th eaudience, (and even convulsed someof them), took the part of Captainof the Guard and Mart of the Rouse.

The Oreek chorus was represente dby certain prominent members ofthe Rugby team, who appeared rath-er sketchily attired, and gave grace-ful interpretations of the Dance,, Following this presentation, Doc.Burke and Joe Price expressed theirconfidence in the VX B. C. boys, andasked the students to turn out andsupport. their team .

PLAYERS' CLUB .

PRACTISE DAILY

FOR XMAS PLAYS

With one dress rehearsal over andanother one due to-night the Play-ers' Club will be In a position t opresent a polished performance t ofirst-nighters on Thursday next .

No play written by a student wil lbe produced this year, because noneof sufficient merit were offered forconsideration. Ordinarily there ar eseveral worthy plays by studen tauthors, written during ProfessorWood's course in Play writing, Bu tthis course has been cut out in th eInterests of economy! This step i sregretted by many students an dthose faculty members possessingInsight, for even though no grea tplays are necessarily produce dthrough such a course, nevertheles sit creates intelligent critics .

However, four plays of exceptiona lmerit, both in variety and content ,have been chosen for production .There will be hilarious comedy andgripping tragedy .

Several actors and actresses of fin etalent have been discovered amongthe new members and those attend-ing the plays are assured of a verygood entertainment,

The Cal. will be open until a p .m .to accomodate those wishing to stayout for the evening. Students maYobtain tickets from the auditoriumbox office on Tuesday and Wednes-day noon,

Faculty and students eztpreeeedtheir`• oplitione of this ygr's "Ubys -*eye" very freely in interviewsahivad to the prau inthe last fewdtlye, Every section of the papertaunt under` fbr, with t e iurprie•lnng resultthat "bouquets and brtek •Mats" ware d~1au'ihrrtad with an al .

Pr" C, Mood holds thatV"th

eerity 'Ub11thy*rey' Ute.B Invalu

awithC;out t

sblethewi'oto Cn

I>

.,

oul nosui

wip number of us would itWhat was going on" When

al. for destructive criticism, headded that in „his dp1!pion, "The in•

th doe. Ice tyot JfiustUieh '!hareto a very ob~dous effort made",lad" colunuin to fill this wave ailscotisegu nil " at* of the "write, ,up*" are prod' tither than brims

Opinion; cif to bloatstl ;ltl net II 'ice an unMMpIY >n*

fleeted of the mental b, .wtabtd;tea lefts portion of the etudeat t oMuch of It is atrainnod, and of

' of comic sttrips '!p the dMI

:7

: r, 'Yet in spite Of ice el#ertgMt.one looks forward to apt Urn +

My with *maid anticipation, cwtI. think very few of its readers*eolith tho very real

t which ,IMO into hrthldtlli out annyy one Isesue+,

,

Dr. Shrum expressed his opiniodr,"The Editild thi roras are goos yen rand the general attitude to the M •n inistratio n and

it Is better' +ytasy''' meMil more hefts

to "dig in and he,p." At the same

in ti me it I„

t

posismitten k to the Editor shoul d

everything.-

Student

including Orad-EditerWa." Ip (brit:Winn Dr. Shrum says, "t don't IlkOM:"Bro mys that" Its too' . n` .bite the town Mort and ehoulda'tbe allowed even there . You mightat least say "President Kliiwlt, "This is the first year this has beendone, "

Student opinion varied consider -ably. Jack Thomson, PresidentM .U .S . says "I like the Muck Page ,it suits my type of humour; TheSports get sufficient publicity — I nthe case of some of the minor gameswhen the complete team doesn' tturn out—more than they deserve !The notices before the big gamesare too boastful ."

Art Murdoch, Canadian Rugb ystar, considers the personnel 0f ° thePublications Hard occupies toomuch of the Muck Page. "TheBridge Problems and Louie 14 aregood—we need more like them! TheSport Page is good, and the gameswell reported.'

Art Mercer, English Rugby star,refutes shish "Don't agree with MO -(loch about the Sport' Page. Thereporters understand the game, bu ttheir write-ups aren't peppy enough--they lack sports lingo!"

The Chineses students think "Pipeand Pen" is by far the best alas¢in the "Ubyssey" Otherwise theirconsider it partly good and partlyvery bad. With the exception 'ofthe "Bridge Problems" they menothing amusing in the Muck Pate .The Muck Page, best read sectionof the paper, was the subjectmuch controversy . lame ThemPSOsays, "I'm not clever so I think it s

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NOTICEUnder auspices of the League

of Nations Society in Canada,Dr. S. Mack Eastman, formerlyhead of the History Departmen tof the University of British Co-lumbia, and now Chief of See-lion, Research Division, inter.national Labour Office, Leagueof Nations, Geneva, will givetwo addresses at the University .

The first of these will begiven in the Auditorium onThursday, November 19th, 11 :10a .m., when . .Dr. Eastman . .wil lspeak on "Ten Years of Inter-national Labour organisation,"

Members of the teaching staffwill please assemble at the Ad -ministration Building at 11 a.m .Academic costume (withouthood) will be worn . Eleveno'clock lectures will be can -celled .

This meeting is for staff an dstudents of the University only.

On Friday, November 20th, at3 p.m., In the Auditorium, Dr.Eastman will speak on "Secur-ity and Disarmament."

This lecture will be open t othe general public .

L. S. KLINCK,President.

Qtr; of daput'n moot outstandingrelms, D . Toshio Tahamine, teak

address an open meeting of thePhysics Club on Wednesday, Nov.ember It in Science *10 at 1100 pant ,

Dr.'It,

to a mend* of the

Institute

Physiaal and CbealcatRlnteedto)

'1"cida aid:' . Is tefearningfrom Germany Where he, has beenworking for some matters

itmong his more important re -searches in spectroscopy is includedhis study of the helium band spec-trum. He has worked at the U. S.Bureau of Standards in Washington,D. C. and has studied in Germany. 'He speaks English fluently.

The definite subject upon whichhe will speak has not yet been an -nounced. However, he will tell of Friends of Bill Thornber, ScienceJapan's progress in pysical science ' graduate of '30 tyill regret to hea rand explain some of his own re- ! of his serious injury as the resul t

searches.

of an air crash near Camp Borden ,Ontario, last week .

While flying with a passenger at'an altitude of fifteen hundred .feet ,

Grads Send Greeting. the engine of the plane fell out. Inapse t f

' an endeavour to save his plane, the{ U. B.C. :pilot decided not to take to his par-

achute. The extreme lightness how -Through a moat regrettable error, ! ever prevented a perfect landin g

the following telegram from the' and a crash resulted. The passengerescaped unharmed, but Bill sufferedserious spinal injury, Latest report sstate that he is doing as Well as a nbe . expected. It . is understood, how -ever that he may be in a coat forsome time.

For three years, Bill spent hi ssummer vacation at the , Royal AirForce school at Camp Borden, train-ing for his pilot's certificate, Sincehis graduation last spring he hasspent all his time at the school asa licensed pilot . His home is inSummerland, B. C .

AND SO TO VICTORY--

K LigonlcIGKS OFF"

Flab►®MA O AMAN MI5

AEIRSS' FELDCO .

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INTERNATIONAL RELATIONSCLUB

The next meeting of the Interna-tional Club will be held at 8 o'clockThursday evening, November 19, atthe home of Prof. Seward. Dr. East-man will speak to the club. Pleaselet the secretary (Miss MargaretBlack) know if you will be able toattend.

The greatest picture of the year—differen t—unique—lifelike—gorgeous production--stu-pendous drama — heart-gripping—soul-stirrin g

— lump-in-the-throat entertainmentTalkie —thrills, tears and laughter — loveTripe

from painted lips—romance that isrocking the world '

These are typical slogans of the "talkie" ad-

vertisements that are hurled at us every day.

How long will this hectic drivel continue to b e

ground out? It gets worse and worse, but

sooner or later It May cease to be effective

even on morons. The vast majority of picture s

thus heralded are not worth seeing . They areutter rot, propagating wrong attitudes andfalse impressions, exacting rich tribute for un-scrupulous film czars from the gullible public .

. According to the Literary Supplement, thelegitimate stage is going to make an excellent"comeback in Vancouver this winter, to thepleasure and relief of increasing numbers whoare "fed up" with 'talkie" tripe, It is signifi•cant that the British Guild players have be.come a successfully established institution inthis city. There is a considerable public readyto welcome the stage companies that will visitus in the next w onths, and students wouldbe well advised to hoard their nickels for theworth-while treats that are in store.

MATHEMATICS CLUBA meeting of the Mathematics Club

was held on Thursday, November 18 ,at the home of Mr . C. Webber. Mr.Alan Young gave a paper on "VectorAnalysis" which around consider.able discussion, After a pleasant so-cial hour the meeting broke up.

se e

A recent United Press report from StateCollege, Pa.,, informed us that students thereare more serious now than' a few years ago ,

that they are making better marksStudying and taking a greater interest InIn Vogue world problems, and that hazing n o

longer exists.All this is in line with general tendencies ,

The greater academic industry at Penn Stateis probably due to the same cause that, I think ,has produced a similar phenomenon here--namely, the recent economic depression,.Everyone has been more serious, and students ,most of them being even less opulent tha nusual, are appreciating university life to agreater degree because they , have to make agreater sacrifice for it . . Moreover, a goodstanding means a better chance of securing aposition; and many feel a moral obligation todo well because they have had to accept un-wonted help from relatives and Mends .

This toxin studying Is decidedly in vogue .One student, who last year took a prominentrole in "The Pirates of Penzance;" ig not,takingpart in the Musical Society's production thi syear. "After all, we come here to study," hesaid to me or words to that effect . Similaropinions are heard on every hand, and throngsbesiege "The Waiting Wall" in the library .This attitude, commendable though it is, ha scaused worry to the Ubyssey staff, some mem-bers of which have resigned or drifted away .We who are left have an added grievanc eagainst the depression—though, as has beensaid, this vogue for studying is commendable—oh, very commendable indeed .

e f

"How do you think the profs would accepta petition from the students that the wholeuniversity system be renovated?" This ques-

tion was put to me in the caf.The Tutorial the other day, and my some-System what non-committal reply was :

"Oh, I'm sure they'd take it In

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sliding, before Friday, November H.

'Correspondence

Editor, Ubyssey ,Dear Sir :

I was very much amused at theremarks on the recent British elec-tion made in the column conductedby your pet Parlor Pink .

From his great age and his per-sonal ' experience of current event sgained from his desk at West PointGrey, Comrade Grantham doiibtlessis a critic entirely competent to pas sJudgment on Mr. Ramsay MacDon-ald and the British °Labor Party, es-pecially after reading the editoria lcolumns of the "Manitoban . "

I would, however, like this Pipeand Pen merchant, as well as thestudent body to consider what th eToronto "Saturday Night," one ofthe most authoritative papers inCanada, has to say on the matter :

"The British electorate, In tonesthat are trumpet-tongued, has com-manded 'Socialism In Our Time' tocreep back under its stone. The lateLabor Government, with Its classand sectional appeals and bribes, itshalf-baked experiments, born of itsfade and 'lams', had brought Britishcredit and British prestige alike to alower level than any man now liv-ing can remember. • The wiser headsin that Government paused on thebrink of the abyss and realized that ,not by the way of the 'dole' andetch like devious_ and deceptive by-paths, but along the high road ofretrenchment and aoutructive re . .forms, in well-night ovary 'depart-ment of the national life must GreatBritain walk if she is to reach thetable land of prdsperity once more .But Just as, in Scriptural phrase, th e'dos returns to his vomit' so theunWiser heads in that party-th egreat majority of Premier • RamsayMacDonald's former collesgluse-craved for 'themselves and the coup •try more and deepir draughts of theevil brewage that they had concoct-ed to the country's dire sickneu.They have learned the country'sview of their fool. philosophies, ma cemerading as policies, in the crush-ing character of the unparalleled de -teat that they have encountered a tthe polls.

Prom every part of the kingdom ,from England, from Northern Ire -land, from Scotland and oven .r ,a,,Wales has the same verdict hcen de-livered. It it a verdict that hasstashed 'Socialism In Our Time'--most fortunately . For, otherwise,'Socialism In Our Time' looked ina fair (or, rather, a foul!) way t osmash the country . "

In conclusion, I might state tha talthough we all expect opinioua likethose of Mr. , Grantham to be ex -pressed among undergraduates, Iwould suggest that the valuabl espace in the Ubymey could be usedto better advantage .

Yours truly,REALIST

Editor's Note: May we suggest thatour columnist's opinions have atleast the merit of being his own ,while "Realiat," , in so far as we canjudge, can only quote verbatim theviews of other people?

C. O. T. C.On November 18th, in Room 10 0

Agriculture Bldg., at 12 noon, ColonelW. W. Foster, D .S.O., Brigade com-mander of the 23rd Infantry Brigade ,

ill deliver a lecture to members ofthe Canadian Officers' Training Corp.,subject, "Mons to Marne" It is ,theexpress wish of the Officer COmmand-ing C.O.T.C., that the attendance atthis lecture be as strong as possible .

embers who find they cannot at-nd will notify the C .O .T.C. Orderlyom as soon as possible . My Mem-r of the faculty or students who i s

Interested is Welcomed to attend .

PACIFIC 'AREA MEETINGThe third and last Pacific Area

meeting for this term will be heldFriday next at 7 :30 p.m. at the hom e.f Mice Nobi Isrhizaki, 1810 W 12thw. Mr. K. Shimizu will speak en

'The Philosophy and Religion o fapan." Any student on the campuss welcome to attend .

U.R.C. GUIDE CLUBThe U.B.C. Guide Club will meetursday, Nov . 18, at 8 :30 ehtup at the

home of Mrs . Brock, 8078 Point Greyd. All members who expect to be

resent should get in touch with therotary, Margaret Rsthie, at inc..

The meeting will sdf Burn promptlyt 7 :30 .

CLASAICs CLUBThe final meeting of the Classic slub for the fall term wit be heldt the home of Prof. Logan, UM Ma.

Gill Rood Wed., Nov. 18, at 8 p.m.The speaker for the months, MissGrace Highann, will give a paper onFemme Wives "

TRACK CLUBA meeting of the Track Club isand for 12 :10 today in Arts 108,

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TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 17, 1931

'It Won't Be Long Now

With the Christmas Plays at the end of this

wash- stelal functions for the term will finishand students will, be able to give their endive•ided attention to curricula work . Freshmen andprobably some others will be experiencin gvague misgivings as to whether they have diveidedtheir time *may between work and em scutive or recreational pursuits . Very few willdeny that social activities form an essential

of college life; nevertheless there is un•doubtedly a happy medium beyond which theseeker alter' *mute or executive a rienceshould not go. Just where the diving linelies Is difficult to determine and only expert .era, often costly experience, can tel . It isworth realising , that it is not only the timewhich a student upends on campus activitiesWhich detracts from his studies. Any personholding a= 0 'office and many ,who occupy CPositions are bound to give a great deal ofthought to their duties in this connection andit is the exceptional student who can conceit.trite so thoroughly that he can banish suchthoughts. from his mind at will, and apply him -self solely to the study of an economics text o ra history treatise.

There are still three clear weeks left be -fore' examinations begin and it is safe to statethat the majority of students, providing thatthey have not missed any large proportion o ftheir lectures, are quite capable of repairingany damage which their work may have suf .

ss C result of extra•curricula activities ;Now is the time to exercise all possible con-o.ntrauon ability and banish ideas, other thanthose connected with courses, entirely fromour minds .

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A word of congratulation can well be ex -tended to those in charge of arrangements , forthe Homecoming weekend . Except for theseating of graduates for the Theatre Night,which was apparently due to the failure of theBig Block Club to turn up, the whole affai rwas most harmoniously run.

The actual skits of the Theatre Night wer eof a higher standard of production than hasbeen the case for several years . This is pro-bably the result of the elimination previousto the actual performance, and if so, the prac-tibe should be carried on in future years . "Few-er and better skits" would be a worthy sloganfor any person who is thinking of running fo rJunior Member next spring .

The Ubyssey joins with the rest of the stu-dents in offering their thanks for the efficien tmanner in which this year's Junior Memberhas handled the affair after the serious disad-vantage of his late election.

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hold Science"—under the patronageof striking likenesses to certai nmembers of the Faculty.

The difficult task of holding theaudience's attention at the end ofthe program was carried out suc-cessfully by the Musical Society,whose nautical fantasy "H.M.S .'Pmt-O'Beer' " proved a lively bur-lesque of the Gilbert and SullivanOpera. After having done muchharmonious sweeping of the deck sin Act 1, the sailors went to thetavern in the town, in' Act 2, andamused themselves with pretty bar -maids and their wares . Many wel lknown sea chanties were introducedwith "The Beer Song," a fittinggrand finale .

Intervals between skits were short-nod by community singing andells led by the Pep Club, and ael-tione by the Musical Society. In a

stet speech, Clare Donaldson, Jun-or Member, thanked all those whoad helped to make the performancesuccess . ICeonomlesd

The Two Unit Delusion

There is a polite fiction in existence at thi sUniversity which for years has systematicallyencouraged and then depressed all studentsnaive enough to credit it .

The form taken by this misrepresentationis that of a number of studies offered in theCalendar as two unit courses, which whenentered upon by ambitious people anxious fo rvariety in an all too short sojourn at college ,disclose themselves to be worth at least thre eunits of credit, and often four .

The effect on the student is likely to b eserious, for if he registers, as many have done ,for two or even more two unit courses inplace of the customary three unit ones, he willface the task of accomplishing enough work i neach of these courses to merit, very often, twic ethe credits he will receive . The outcome isobvious . Finding it actually impossible to kee pup a fair standard in all his studies, the bewil-dered student has either to devote himself t oa few or to see his work on the whole deterior-ate. He may just manage a pass in every -thing, but he has little chance to accomplishwhat he set out to do, and completes his aca-demic year with a distinct sense of dissatis-faction with his progress .

Such a system falls little short of defeatingthe very aims of the University, Instead ofproviding the necessary guidance to a studen tsincerely interested in his work, it demands s omuch more knowledge, for examination pur-poses, than is compatible with the credi tawarded, that the student is swamped wit hessay and reading assignments, and left to sin kor swim as best he may .

Editor, Ubyssey ,Dear Sir :

We wish to express the regret fel tby a great many students that th eplay offered by Arts '35 was refuse don the grounds of length and lac kof humor .

As for length, the play could veryeasily have been shortened; and it.was certainly not lacking in humor.These reasons are faulty and insuf-ficient upon which to base a refusal .Personally, we hive seen the playtwice, and know that it has beenpresented successfully many timeswith Sid Evans as the leading char-acter. The play contains better ma-terial and superior acting to the ma-jority of those accepted .

In all fairness to the students whogot up this play, it should be ad-mitted that it was far from being afailure.

We wish to thank those of '35 whospent so much of their valuable timeIn producing the play, and it is tobe hoped that their unjustifiable ac-tion will not cause a natural reluc-tance on the part of those capableof enacting plays, to present thei rachievements for trial .

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good part . "

Upon being asked what changes he had i nmind, this reformer suggested the tutorial sys-tem—which reminded me of an editorial re-printed in the Oregon State Daily Barometerof November 4 from the Purdue "Exponent ."This says that Syracuse University is the latestto start experimenting to discover the mosteffective means of teaching .

Twenty brilliant Freshmen were selectedto participate in the "tutorial survey course. ""Approximately. three-fifths of the student'stime which would normally be spent in therecitation room will be his own. This time willbe given over to supervised reading course swhich will involve a study of the successivephases of civilization." Each student will beassigned to a tutor who will give individualhelp and supervision, holding a private confer-ence once a week . There will be no require-ments for attendance at lectures . Apart froma few hours given to an essay and the confer-ences, the time will be free for reading . "

The editorial concludes : "Obviously thissystem would be impossible with a body ofseveral thousand students. The majority ofsuch a large group would not be the type ofstudents to follow this kind of study anyway .It is entirely possible, though, that future year swill see the advent of such courses for selecte dgroups in leading colleges and universities . "

The introduction of the tutorial system i nhonor courses in Arts might be a good moveat U.B.C., but it would hardly do for the major-ity of students. However, there is certainlyroom for improvement in the pass courses, Ihave heard this university described as "a neducational slot-machine," and "an educationalsausage factory," and while I believe theseterms are too sweeping, dissatisfied studentsmight well be considering how individual ini-tiative and responsibility can be increasedwithout tempting too greatly our human ten-dency to loaf on the job. For instance, wouldfewer lectures, fewer examinations, and moreessays with greater credit, be a step in theright direction?

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program, "The Subcontractor" wasan Ibsen-like psychological study ofa professor who didn't like dynamitebecause It oscillated his diaphrag mand a country hick who wasn't s uwise and hence came to an untimelyend. The climax came when thehero discovered he had kissed a gir lwhose relations had had appendici-tis—he therefore chewed dynamit eand exploded as the curtain wentdown .

In "Operating Room Scene," theNurses investigated with realisti cthoroughness, the contents of a nArts man found in the Lily Pon dafter the Arts-Science fracas—a pro-cess which disclosed the where-abouts of the Lily Pond frogs andthe Library Silence sign. Unfortun-ately some of the lines, as in othe rskits, were completely drowned ou tby the vocal enthusiasm of th eScience men .

Representing Arts '33, "ProfessorFakum," consisting of everythin gexcept the usual silk hat and rab-bit, put a few things over on theGrads and made things disappea rand in the approved conjuring man-ner .

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Muck Editor: What are peoplesaying anyway?

Prof. FanunS: Now wa'a:h mkt tearthis paper into seventy-diva cents--I mean six-bits.

Alan Young : We use a few thingsin Physics-one's . work.

Maul : What happened to Ted Ver-ner? Did anyone find a head forhtml'

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the Fli tMcGoofus is respected.

The many friends of the lateMr. Zilch are requested to nitsthat his funeral has been post-poned for one week since thevehicle from the City Poundwhich was to be used as i1hearse is being used all weekon a city clan-up itreY ,dogs, Next Saturday'then, andeverybody out! Flowers by re ,quest.

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"I don't want anyone to ball m eout." says McGoofus, "I want tomiss the Xmas exams ." He is en-joying prison life. "This is just theplace for Education ptudents," hedeclares . "If you're used to a carrel,you won't mind a coll ." He atendsthe inquest next Friday .

McGoofus To Hang IN MEMORIAM

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The Literary Supplement ettomptsto stop the *gap whose diameter atevery moment is ipere*IIng in pro .portion to the number of womenWho have taken up pipe-smoking.Culture is the ,highest goal toward*,'which any chess-'player shoul dstrive. The individual should ,beafter a balanced philosophy of life .No, not now ; wait' till- you're fine'

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look through them again, and sud-denly give a gasp of delight and say,"I'll take this one."And he'll say, "Sorry, that one is i nby mistake ." And you'll go out foranother dri . . . . er, for some moreair, and then come back and abstracta pin with some firmness and two fin-gers, and close your eyes, and jabit in, and you'll probably go withsome one worse than the first .

Yes, the system would have som edisadvantages, but then you would getthe impression that you were havingu run for your money ; I dislike tohave nothing to do with my destiny.I'd like to have a fight for my rights.

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With Apologies to Robert Sirvioe

THEY sent me to College (guess I need it) ,At Lectures and Labs now I slave;

Is it French, Greek or Latin, I read it,The mysteries of Maths I must brave .For they sent me to College (how I fought it) ,I arrived in Vancouver this Fall ,But somehow the life's not what I thought it,Seems, somehow, that Work isn't all .

I've sat in the rain at a ball game ,And cheered that Varsity win ,I've seen the big husky boys wallowIn mud that came' up to the chinI've heard maidens and men wildly screamingWhen the captain has slipped in a shoal ,And I thought I surely was dreamingWhen we snored that last winning goal.

There are friends that I made in-betwee nlectures,

There are girls who gave me a thrill .Kisses I stole in the moonlight ,When 'all was quiet .and still.There 's the flivver I have a part share inThat I take when I go out to call .The freedom, the freshness, the fairness ,Gosh! I'm stuck" on it all .

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great!" Others cynically observe"Its living up to its title ." Someclaim it is not as good as last year .The malcontestnts want "Some-thing short and peppy," and sugges t"The Retttrn of Chang Buoy" b econtinued . The "Co-Co Nuts," Ruf-us McGoofus, W . P. A. S. and Lit -any Corners are well liked . Opinionis sharply divided on the subject ofLouis 14—either "Its Dumb, " or "It sthe only thing worth reading in thepaper . "

"Pipe and Pen" has a lnrg' aud-ience, which although appreL.iath"e ,has lately become critical . These isa feeling that "the columnist hasrecently been dealing with Up :es atrifle beyond his scope, which ar enot of particular interest to the stu-dent body." They hold that "aUbyssey' columnist is not quite i n

the :same class with the 'Province'columnist—in that the latter is a nacknowledged free-lance journalist,whose opinions his paper does no teven pretend to support . On theother hand, the opinion of a studen tin the student paper is taken as re-flecting the whole student opinion,and the University is juaged andcriticized accordingly. The columnistis apt to forget that although it' shis column, it's also our paper ."

Only three constructive sugges-tions were given . Jack Thomson ,President M .U .S., suggests that afterXmas, signed articles be obtainedfrom professors on topics of cur-rent interest . A Pep meeting en-thusiast wants ell new Pep Club

Radio ProphecyArchie Dick (through the mike) :

President Klink will kick-off to -morrow at 3:30 ,

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I study from morn till the evening ,I'm learning the same and the same ,But if I swat at my notes and my textbooksThey will have me at College again.So I study . . . you bet it's no sham fight ;It's hard, but I've done it before .And it's better than home by a damsite ,So me back to Varsity once more .

There's a College, it's haunting and haunting,It lures me as never before .But it isn't just college I'm wanting ,But all that a College stands for.It's , the loyalty that's been bred within m eIt's the place where Tradition holds lease,It's the beauty that learning has brought me ,It's the ethos that fills me with peace .

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that Is holding the attention of everyindustrious student on the campus.Compiled by a man with scissor sand a pot of glue it represents thetrend of thought of the faculty ofthe university .

It reveals the devilish Inquisitive-nom of practically every member ofthe teaching staff and' yet it leavesmuch to the imagination. Somehowit impresses you with the idea thatthe authors doubt your intelligence .

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A pocket-book written especially"Dear Air,

for students who MUM* to stageI have just-Ono out 'of a clam draw ; a Ilomecoming Theatre night, M-

end you , tp. ,you to ec who I picked. eludes five complete lessons and oleoI can't ,; , ,,s you Amariotion,sor beausr adds instructions for committing sal•it would be censored, gat, , my dear olds efficiently if the program is aCo-Co, can't you think of some solu- failure. The second lesson, whichtion to these elide draws?

is the most important, tells how toMiss *stint Reeder keep everybody Waiting for tw o

That, Miss Esedee, l something I hours, Bloaklneade foometim fo calledhave been 'devoting numb of m' time Big Bleats)' ;slid recommended forto lately . I hoe* . You>ise, )Wit been this purpose; , 'ire third tenon in-through a draw rnyie WW And I thinkI have a solution. (All columnistshave solutions to all the big problemsof the day .) Here is feline .

I should advocate the institution ofa tttudents Exchange Bureau, There

a be In this eftchthhee "a pictureof every student . You go in, say, "Igot Miss So-and-So (or Miss Such-and -Such, as the case may be), and sheisn't exactly my type. What can bedone about it?"

And the person in charge says some-thing like this, "Well, what kind doyou want?"

And you say, "Well have you go tany blue-eyed blondes, about five feetfour?"

And he says, if you have come alittle bit late, "No, I'm afraid not . "

And you say, "Well, that's too bad ."And so on, far, far into the nextday . The system would have its badpoints, but then, so has every othersystem .

And then you say, "Well, how about

a brunette?" And he'll shove out abunch of pictures. And you say, "I' mgoing out for some air."

And then when you come back, you

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,Here we see' the Literary Editorrecuperating after his supreme ef-fort of publishing a Literary Sup,;dement. The book in his hands .1sthe latest discussion on the NewHumanism. In two days he will beup and about—about two hundredpages from the end of the book .

'Root (working himself into srage): Say, what do you mean byripping a button off my shirt? Doyou think you are running a hum-dry?

The Hew Numanism—I moan theNew Humanidn—is sit outcome o fthe Romantic movement, not theSwiss movement . It is a develop-ment of an altruistic Humanitarian-ism. Altruistic, I say. Altruistic andhit a dog. The dog turned andchased Al so far that Al decidedhe'd become a humanist—a Ne w,Humanist.

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animal divorced from any spirituel -(See Roo court files 1930) . A

new school of thought grew up. Itgrew up, into long •'cents then ha drecess. Then it became old enoughto wear plus fours. It kept 'diningpound among the poets. Indeed, itgained so much ground that the ipoets and philosophers had, no plac eto stead, and they were swept offtheir feet. And so was the literar yEditor .' The basic principle of the NewHumanism is to restore order out of 'chaos and chaos out of order. Outof order? Yes, out of order, but th eplumber will have it 'fixed within eweek if ° you don't let him go tosleep utter the sink . A new heir-arch)? (spelt with one y) of valueswill appear . Ninety-eight cent saleswill drop to ninety-seven and bustickets will climb to a nickel . ,

The New Humanism arose in Am.aloe under the leadership of Mr.Hotwatta Faucet and the C.O.T.C.(to say nothing of the Elsie M.) andreached its pinnacle under thecapable• guidance of N. S. F.

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NEW HUMANISM .

Service With a Smile. " "

It's a place where the students are numerous ,And Courses that lead . . God knows where.There are lives just erring and 'aimless ,There are exams just passed by a hair ,There are hardships that nobody reckons ,There are times when you're broke, but stillThe College it beckons and beckons ,And I want to stay here and I will .

Forum To Debate

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Debating on the subject "Resolvedthat total disarmament except for a ninternational pollee force is Immedi-ately desirable," the newly formedParliamentary Forum will hold itssecond assembly in Arts 100 this even-ing at 7 :30 p .m., with Prof. J FriendDay as Speaker.

In view of the coming disarmamen tconference, the subject will be ofgreat importance to the student bodyin general. A great deal of interestwas shown in the disarmament peti-tion and the Forum has seen it ad-visable to choose such a topic to dis-cuss, At the last meeting the govern-ment went down to defeat before theable arguments presented by Camp -bell, Stenner, and Nemetz of the op-position. The opposition will now up-hold the affirmative and when Speak-er Day strikes his gavel, Stenner wil lopen the debate . Should the govern-ment' s opponents succeed in com-manding a majority in the housethey will forthwith take over the reinsof office again. Strict party discip-line will be enforced and men intend-ing to speak will consult the respec-tive leaders of the two sides of th ehouse.

The new time limits will be enforcedwhere the leaders of the night will

MORE MUCK !The mighty Manitobans came rampin g

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each have fifteen minutes with five -minute rebuttal and all other speaker swill have five minutes . In the opin-ion of the Speaker this increasedtime is absolutely desirable becauseof the great interest taken by the stu-dents In these debates. Shaneman,Semple, and MacDougall will matc htheir strength with the opposition forthe coming battle this evening in aneffort to regain lost prestige .

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The Varsity senior "A" Girls' Bata-kit bell team watt down to defa tis-a at tier hands of Norge Sparlinfast working crew on Fr,tiay night at

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beaten 1.1 by ritanniiidi aitd` V

*.'1 by Kitsilano

Riverview conquered Cy Last simmediate "B" protege. Satnight at the Varsity gym, thecount being U-i6.

When the fos of the first half hi stq 'lifted. the students were down

The Itiverview boys Proved pwtlysuperior both in lona shuts and in thelist manner in wltieh they passed theball. V

Elie w y trod efa yiinatic of supremacy in westfirnedhln ejo age

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battlingtitoba squad .by a, score of 4.8 at A ',' tic P 'k Saturdaymoon. "11w., .a tb battle all t 1e Vltd ' tb

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ioubt until lb>f sine 'ohnaon blew shin y oft

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the University Gyameaium.

The score ecaroiily IndIUta Ut. playwhich was, fait and'aloes throughoutthe whole gams. Cobdderiag tk. iket

i ~ that the collegiate saw* is but adrat of is 'format edit with tanWhyte the col* 'trash ing muiba ofa oft

no rtoaptfsonslam t •

bo `dlioour.

In the first :half he play way'and ad ev

early.en a

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tr spade tla halftime verdict was 5.4 in Aar . the:visitors.

With the rrwmptioh' of pity t1Sperling 'quad had the edgy, tinVarsity glril, The former worked theball' aloes .* for soma pretty basketswhack gave them the final verdict bya soot''oftk6.

Th. Varsity team :403tml goodbrand of balk' through** the ga.and the halt that'tnost' ctthe players -wars mtldng il►eltr"firstour

o lA "a or o ittmatne showed

pigskin and helped pin ground. Bel.ton and Tarriogton were in the playall the tireo and brought down recelv

were in verycondition and *one of t hi play.

hail a chine to rhea' their

i aThe varsity gme was played . at1:20 to allot' 'thee' Whi o wished tim eto get the rugby pme,- but as someear the

re were not . notified ofthe

l f tlhnr, ugh Mir wawo pUyere .

until 'Miff tDuring the first period ,

menagrd to . .poor* two aoiidtwboth *Mush Nancy iiiiWMttisi, TfieKitsilano goelir aetiv(td about hal ttier " and at the beginning ofNoond half, Varsity put in two `more

Margaret Duncan pl i;aig, *Wirtfor 'the first time thisye*, mood .for Varsity in this' period. Afterthat play each team held the itsuntilthe final whistle. .Mary

id ..at centre 'forward- andw

much bitter ball, thesag at man-to-man styli that thesitleli could asst petnetrito. Soonthe opening Keats was %ttirhed ~per onals and the 'students' only sub-st tutc went en.' Art Harper andNorm Hyland opned a long-abet at.

ht 'tack: that broug the moors up to 0-10, and for a while it looked it

.the student.. al it catch thsirsonnet Norma.

land, owever, withaiso banished *a he fomr pairs t 'oute, the team

uing with b aWith

t'four men.

game ended

thgstudents still forcing the' play►.

Varsity—Kate W), (I), Mt:land (6), Richardson (>14 d, Letnn.%nil,19. ,

Riverview-Jack (5) Campbell (0, ,ulnae (ti), dfiWart (I), >IlotWtllIamsti, Loa (1), Dante; Total, U.

Th ► U. B. C . .Britaant.also played ladle than schedule,tor this game, the students wainono player abort throughout th etire game. However, t1a .toowere very nearly W'five minutes of play 'hit Suttonstared for Varsity on a .pie. fromthe Mrint. Toward the ends of theperiod on a shot a long distancetram the goal the grade nit& abeautiful wore; no remainder ofthe period was uneventful (exceptfor numerous fells), bc$h teams try-ing hard to score. The urns kind ofplay continued in Ril second half

marked only by apart of the Britannia ,

This counter Wm a Slow 'dribblewhich Mead to Ousel. the playersas it pased ,tinder the sticks ofshout" five members of the U.B C .ttaatn The students as a wholeplayed well, Marjory Lang being theoutstanding Mayer.

U . B . C.—B. Sutton, H. Palmer, C.Sellars, L. Rowntree, M . Lang, M .McKee, M. Brown, E . Teppo, I . Wal-lace, M. McDonald.

Varsity—M . Beaumont, M. Duncan,M. MacDonald, P. Johnson, R. Uchi-yenta, M. Brink, D. Lawrence, M.Finch, D. Johnson, M. Henderson, R .Motuat.

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` Clarkee,1. Deena (6) ,J.1

B'), ~0. Manton (d?, V . Khans,souse, J. held, .A. large r~ '

Near thi end of 'the `etiertar Mur,doom punted and though the Mani.lobos aside a doom*. rally theycould not overcome the one point ad.,vintages They tried two forwardpall', ons tieing successful, but itwas too near the end of the gen eto have any OHM, and the finalt(hitthi !Wad U.$.C. Winners 'of theRat** Cuss '

The Manitobans lived 'up to theiradvance notice., and Currie, theirplunger, smashed through 'for OlinMany times. Ttea~ put up a :gottadisplay of kiokingtdid not cis.pats with Mutddah's brand, The*iris then shined mer.: yards fromseitmnms Boa the VAC, 'quad bu tthe brit Great' is ctton hidd it overthe batmen on gains made throughrooaving Onto.

Johnstone of the 'Tabors avoid asmooth game as did 'Stewart Lane ,their Inside . wing. USA's lino heldto better advantage generally thanthat of the prairie team.

Litwnen of bi►th' teams turned Ingood games of charging and makingholm for the backfield. Rich ono ofthe men named on the line-up be-low played the games of their car -

any yards. Root caned the algnalawall and under his able direction theteem held onta their one point

>i5s,dto5i lUd the first point ofthe gems early kn ,the .first quarterwhen Tomlineon, captaain . of thesquad, hoisted than oval over t hodeadline where it was rouged forthe initial marker. The Manitobanswere playing a kicking game andtat. willed in kind; t1R,0. per-!1d the 'lame deed later in theQuarter when 10ot pnui(ad Tomlin•soli on Murdock's kick behind theline for Varsity's first point .

Murdoch' then lifted tifvl more tothe 'Tobans deadline for two moremarkers. Currie of the Raiterner eteen paraded tap the field untilU.B.C, lino refused to give. Toiali d•son booted for the point and the hal fended 8.3 for V.114

hoary was tied in the thirdquarter when Tomlinson again *abedfor a point. The play thin , Wisedup and, down the field with t18.C.being in danger time after time a sthe prairie kicker booted behind theline only to have McIntyre run th eball out. Three times the Blue andGold's back saved and on the fourthtime this happened he was nailed. Aquick pass to Murdoch put the ballacross the line saving Varsity's onepoint lead.

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for their traioing, after holding theireagtaad ht Isiah alt sewsvitatolls haavy faunbeaten recordtie#. Thep OW* aaral wsat*at Can.adei htanbitng aH before them Thanthey ` aiiaountorsd an inspired %S Ateam that Ivs ;them the battle oftheir young grid lives and lowered th eBrown and Gold colors,

The Point Grey aggregation is thefirst to win the troPk, twits, and sofor the emend time the sup will rutin the hallowid asps in the librar ywhet) all good tirophlaa goN

Doug McIntyre and Art Murdochrose to *aphid heights aiad dirotogh

'their sensational playing aided matonally In winning the game. Creditis duo to the whole team for lb. greet .winning fight they put up to giveeVarsity' this title. The bottle wassassed on a miry 044 and the can-wants were forced to wade ankledeep in the mud .* A slippery bill didnil add to the ease of the game.U.B.C . handled the ball remarkabl ywell considering the conditions.

Murdoch turned in an exhibition ofkicking and running that outclasse dall performances here this year whil eMcIntyre gave an example of twistin gdodging and running that time an dagain saved U.B .C . from defeat.

Gav Dirom hit the line with tellingeffect on each play that he carried th e

ART hiArt was a big factor in Varsity' s

win on Saturday. He did some goodtackling and running, and his long ac .curate kicks relieved Varsity timeafter time when they were hardpressed. WADDS

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DOUG McINTYREDoug proved to be a human dynam o

in Saturday's game ; and electrifiedthe crowd many times by his wonder•ful running and ball-handling. Heproved fast and hard to stop,

The teams:

'i1.B,C.—Sflap, T. Brown; insider,

Mitchell, Jack; middle, Hall, Peden ;ends, Bolton, Torrington ; flying wing,Moore, quarter, loot; halves, Dirom ,'Ptelit re. Murdoch; subs, McDonald,E. boon, Baynes, McGuire, Gwyer, 'Gordon, Redman, Morrow.

Manitoba — Snap, Perry ; insides,Proudfoot, Stewart Lane ; middles,Reycraft, Stringer; ends, Litch, T. Mil-ler; flying wing, Doctor ; quarter, .W .Miller ; halves, Currie, Tomlinson ,Johnstone ; subs, Stratton, Kilgour ,Williamson, McNichol, Skeletal', Belay ,Renix, Young, McArthur .

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Gradually worn down by the deter-mined rushes of the farmers, Theo.lop were defeated by the Aggies tothe tune of 34 in the Inter—elmsSoc •car League on Friday afternoon . TheIOW.** the finish, the farmers slap-their ' defense held untilbast 'b ore

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tage playing in coast mud and comparativelyfew of their supporters were present to wit- jness the fine effort which they made to brin gthe laurels to their distant university . Consid-ering there facts there must have been a verygreat temptation for the Brown and Goldsquad to make use of its only advantage, super-ior weight. There was every incentive, Itmight . almost' be said, every excuse for theManitobans to play a rough game wherein theirextra weight would have been of great advan.tage. But no; from the kick off to the finalwhistle there was never a suggestion of roughplay, not even in the last few minutes when

thopes of Manitoba securing the honors werefast diminishing.

One of the hardest things in sport Is to bea good loser.

Hats off to a team of real sports.

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HATS OFF TO MANITOBASaturday's gains between V .B.C. and Man-

itoba Varsity was remarkable for several

things. As a victory for the local side it was

unexpected by most of the spectators . As an

exhibition of . clever handling of a terribly

greasy ball it must have been almost unique.

Its a contest wherein the outcome was in doubt

right up to the final whistle it was all that the

most exacting fan could desire . There is, how-

ever, yet another way in which this grid battlewas unusual and that is in the exceptionallyclean play which was a feature of the game .

The prairie boys were undoubtedly expect-ing a win; they had swept through all opposi-tion and required only this last victory to

secure the Hardy trophy. It must have been abitter disappointment to lose the cup by asingle point . They were possibly at a disadvan-

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The Inter•claai basketball leaguewill get under way this week; whenArta '84 encounter the Aggies in theGym on Wednesday, Nov. 16th, atnoon.

The following regulations will gov-ern the contest:

(I) Games to consist of 15 minutehalves, and must start at 12:10 sharp.

(2) UnliiMited subst tut;ons will bepermitted.

(3) Results must be in the hands ofthe executive within e8 hours.

(4) There will be tie games exceptin the playoffs.

(5)The winner of each division willplay off for the cup in a two out 'ofthree series.

OD Players must play for the classurn which they are registered .

(7) A win shall count two points and-a tie shall count one point.

01) Senior "A" men or officials ap-pointed by the executive shall referee .

(9) All except senior "A" men ar eeligible to play .

The competing teams are divide dinto two sections "A" and "B". Sec-tion "A" includes Arts '33, Arts ' 34 ,Sc . '32, Sc. '35, and Aggies, whilesection "B" includes Arts '32, Arts'35, Sc . '33, Sc . '34 and Education .

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The first game is against Mage eHigh School and takes place at 3:30Wednesday, at Athletic Park . BothMagee and Varsity have played threegames and lost two so they are tiedfor second place in the league . Theteams are evenly matched and aseach requires a win badly the fightshould be on right from the start .

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Varsity's Senior "B" men's basket -ball team was out-played 28-18 by theY.M .C .A. quintette in a fast game atthe Varsity gym Friday night . TheBlue asd Gold lads could not matchthe combination of the "Y" but fough thard and put up a sterling perform-ance .

The first half was keenly contested ,and produced some fast ball, but th ehalf time score stood 14-7 for th eTriangle crew.

After the interval Varsity playedscintillating basketball and crept righ tup to the "Y" boys . Matheson andMcDonald worked hard and time andagain their well-placed shots rimmedthe basket . The Y.M .C .A. team, how -ever, finished strongly to take th egame 28.18 . A Varsity last-minuterally was smashed when Lucas failedto find the hoop, with only sixty sec-onds to go . The play was evenlydivided all the way through althoughthe "Y" was lucky and got th e"breaks."

The tean—McDonald (7), Lucas (1) ,Matheson (6), McLeod (2), McDonald ,Clarke, Prior (2) .

Sweeping over the murky waters ofCoal Harbor, the Freshman Eight de-feated the Senior Eight by a decisiv emargin In the first race meet of theVarsity Boat Club, held Wednesday ,Nov, 11 .

Unfavorable weather conditionswere detrimental to fast time. How-ever, an excellent start was made andthe superior condition of the Freshwas evident early in the race. Afterthe newcomers had established a ma-terial lead the Seniors provided thespectators with some excitement inthe form of a spurt . The upper class -men, however, could not keep up thepace and the Fresh swept past thebuoy easy winners.

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