SENIOR CLASS PARTYCOMMODORE

WEDNESDAY NIGHT

Published Twice Weekly by The Publications Board of The University of British Columbia

SCIENCE CLASS

PARTY

Palomar, Friday Night

VOL. XXII.

VANCOUVER, 3 .0. TUES AY NOVEMBER 7, 1939

No. 18

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Pearson Lauds . Former

Students' Achievements

Greater Problems Confronting PresentStudent Body ; Students Should Serve

University, Province and Citizens

Above are shown Ole Olson and his Orchestra, who will play at theSenior Class Party on Wednesday, November 8, at the Commodore, fro m9 to 1 o'clock .

Acting as patrons for the affair are Dean M. L. Bollert, Dr. L. S.Kllnok, Dr. and Mrs, Ure, Doan and Mrs . D. Buchanan .

Convening the dance are the members of the Senior Class Executive,including Harry Dixon, Janet Fleck, Well Trapp and Tod Scott .

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THEREBy J. D. MACFARLANE

ORCHIDS TO WHOSITAND WHATSIT

The student. of this university areto be congratulated on their man-nera I

The overcrowded cafeteria et noonhours to a perfect example of man-ners. It's a bit noisy, of course, butthen primitive man was a noisybeetle, anyway .

What is most impressive to thenewcomer la the friendly tete-a-tetestaged here and there in the aislesbetween and `beside tables during therisk hours . One almost feels apolo-getlo when one II forced to nudgeone's way along rather forcefully to -wards the counter.

We gave up football several yearsago because of torn ligaments in theankle. We have several times sincefelt it would be better to be on thefootball field rather than leave ourperson to the tender mercies of m-oistly Inclined university students .

e e eAnother thing . . . , The wonderful

campus with which the University o fB. O. Is blessed ~la~"a~ god-send . Unfor-tunately, like nlany god-given things,it has been littered with humanity ,and humanity's rubbish .

University officials have asked atone time and another what studentsdo at home, Our answer is that w edon't know, and that, from the ap-pearance of refuse thrown hither andyon in imd around campus buildings ,we wouldn't like to guess. Visions ofcigarette stubs in the parlor carpet ,and lunch bags on the floor of thedining room and the hallways Is toomuch to imagine .

All this boils down to the fact tha tMr. Lee is forced to waste valuabl euniversity money keeping one manemployed several hours a day clear-ing away student garbage when hecould be better occupied elsewhere

. which is a sort of vicloua circl ewhich the said students could easily

This is a Nude Deal

Art CollectorSeizes Caplan'sNude

Washington PainterSeeks Return ofMasterpiece(From the Washington Dally )

Washington, Nov. 1.—Lost in thenude !

She was last seen on the fourthfloor of Education hall, Washingto nUniversity, completely naked, Thurs-day night .

Friday, she was gone .Nobody knows where she is. . . .

Particularly one Irwin Caplan ,Washington artist .

Caplan painted her. He is the art-ist who draws monsters . She wasno monster .

"She was half-way between ablond and a brunette," said Caplan ,"I wouldn't blame anyone for walk-ing off with her. She was lovely . "

ART APPRECIATIONThe lady in question was to have

been exhibited in the Henry gallery .She was Caplan's masterpiece .

If someone with an eye for moral-ity over art thought there should b eclothes over art they'll have a toughtime with Caplan's nude . She was"fixed ." That means she was shel-lacked .

The artist hopes that someone . . .whoever made off with her . . . willbring her around soon and slip he runder the door .

It took Caplan three weeks topaint her . He can't be blamed fo rsaying it's a raw deal if he doesn'tget the nude back, and that's th enaked truth .

TICKET SALE THERMOMETERAdmission to the Dance of Tomor-

row is three dollars per couple . Alarge trylon and perisphere sign onthe Quad box office will contain athermometer which will Indicate theprogress of the ticket sales.

Morrison WinsMcGeerOratorical Cu p

Archie Morrison won the McOeerOratorical Cup in Friday night's con -test in Anglican College .

A theological student in his finalyear, Mr. Morison is assistant atChrist Church Cathedral . He chose asa subject : "Otherwise Work Is N oMore Work . "

Of the five speakers, chosen byelimination from among thirty con-testants, Edgar Dewdney was theonly Artaman . The other orators wer eTed Scott, Edwin Allsopp, DouglasFord, Archie Morrison .

Dr. H. Trumpour, Principal ofAnglican College, made the presen-tation .

The judges, Dean Ramsay Armi-tage, Dr . W. O. Black and G. E. Mo-Croasan, K .C., credited the orationson the merits of personal magnetism ,deportment, voice and material . Dr .Black, spokesman, criticized th espeakers afterwards .

STOP PRESS!Council decided last that dres s

will be optional at the Senior ClassParty tomorrow night .

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Open House will be held this ses-sion probably in February . Provis-lonal plans are being discussed byBasil Robinson, M.U.S . president,

PHRATERESCO-ED CAUSE SCAMPUS AGONY

Both Jane Coed and Joe Collegeare wearing worried frowns thisweek ,

Joe Is worried because he Is afraidthat Jane will not Invite him to thePhrateres Coed at the Palomar onThursday night ; while Jane I. wor-ried because she I . afraid to askhim. Probably she will Ignoos hi mand Instead timidly ask the tallhandsome Romeo whom she hassecretly admired.

For once she will buy the tieketerpay the bills, escort Joe to the dance,and see that he ha. a good time.

Vern McInnis and his PalomarOrchestra will supply the music .Supper will be served .

Dress Is semi-formal . , . formalfor the girls, but optional for theboys .

CONVENORSThe President of A1l-Phrateres,

Betty Thomas will be assisted byher executive, Including Valerie Gar-diner, Nancy Carr, Mimi Schofield ,Marjorie Duncan, Janet Walker ,Adrienne Collins, Sheilah Hutchin-son, Maisie Cowan, Dolly Ellis, Phyl-lis Bartlett, Mae Munro, Pat Mc-Mahon, Margaret Weldon, and Con-stance Fairlelgh .

Acting as patronesses for the For-mal are Dean M. L. Bollert, Honor-ary President, and Sub-chapter spon-sors Dr. Dorothy Blakey, Dr. JoanDangelser and Dr . Joyce Hallamore.

Discipline TheoriesOutlined Today

Mr. T. R. Hall of the VancouverNormal School will discuss "Moder nTheories of Discipline" at today'smeeting of the University Branc hof the British Columbia Teachers'Federation in Arts 204 at 12 :80.

Members of the Education Clas sand teachers are invited.

By EDNA WINRAMHistory was made in iihe Students '

Council office last Saturday when amember of the student body entere dthe office of his own free will andmade a down payment on a Totem .

No slinking salesman dogged th efootsteps of this intrepid soul . Lewi sHerbert., on his own initiative, ha dmade the momentous decision to bu ya University annual .

Precisely at 12.17 he opened thedoor of the Council office, and in amanly voice enquired : "Is this wher eyou order Totems? "THE FIRST IS SOLD

A hushed silence fell in the room .Then Ozzie Durkin, the husky To-tem editor, recovered himself an dmade a wild dash for his first cus-tomer . In a voice trembling withsuppressed emotion he begged Herb-arts to wait just one moment untilhe could find the order book . A shor tsearch served to find this elusive vol -

Public Opinion

Unpredictable

Says Morrow

Taste in Books Ebbs

and Falls' With

Changing Times

"The novel 'Done With the Wind 'was the freak of all ages in books, "said Professor E114 H . Morrow, M,B .A., recently appointed Head of theDepartment of commerce, speakingbefore members of the VancouverInstitute in Arta 100 last Saturdayevening on "A Publisher Looks Athis Customer." '

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He attributed its overwhelmingpopularity to the fact that it caugh tthe reading public on the reboundfrom their taste for the starkly real-istic type of novel .

"The latter," he said, "had a stronginnings for many years, but by th etime 'Gone With the Wind' cam ealong, the public was ready to swingback to the more romantic type o fstory. "TRENDS CHANG E

Public opinion on books, statedProfessor Morrow, is an absolutel yunpredictable thing . It has periodicalswings in trends . As an example ofthis he cited the works of hTomaeHardy ; sales for which were prac-tically nil fifteen years ago, but whichexperienced a strong revival tenyears ago, gnly to suffer another re -lapse of late. Reason for this, saidthe speaker, is the public's periodicalrealisation that "for salaciousness inliterature, the moderns have nothingon Hardy . "Other examples listed by ProfessorMorrow as indicative of the swing inpublic tastes were Thackeray, Dick -ens, Scott, Crawford and Rider Hag-gard. These, he said, are fast losingtheir popularity . Publishers are nowallowing the, works of Thackeray t ogo out of print. Dickens, a doubtfu ltenant in schools, has been revive dsomewhat through the movies and

like PUBLIC OPINION

ume, and then on the virgin white-ness of the first page Ozzie inscribedthe words "L. Herberts—One Tot-em."

Then a horrible idea came to hi m—would this customer really make adown payment, or was this ordermerely a vicious hoax ?

Squaring his shoulders, with theair of a man who knew what hewanted and was determined to ge tit, Ozzie demanded "One dollar—please! "DURKIN RECOVERS

At this moment another miracleoccurred. The unique Lewis Her-berts opened his wallet and drew outa brand new dollar bill! With shak-ing fingers Ozzie grabbed the money ,made out a receipt, and gave it tohis customer . Then with wonderingeyes he watched this magnificen tmember of the student body stridefrom the office,

Science Class

Party To Be

At Palomar

Bus Ryan May

Return to Lead

Yells for Red Shirts

The annual Science Class partywill take place on Friday whe nSoienoemen gather at the Palomarto dance to the music of Vern Mc-Innes and his orchestra .

Science yells and songs will befeatured during the evening and i tis expected that the coeds will favorthe red color scheme as complimen tto their Science escorts,

President Kllnok, Dean and Mrs,Finlayson, Mr, Archie Peebles, hon-orary president of Science '41, Dr .Harold Smith, honorary president o fScience '42, Colonel F. A. Wilkin ,honorary president of Science '48,and Miss Mabel Gray, Head of th eDepartment of Nursing, will be pat-rons.RYAN MAY BE BACK

It Is reported that Bus Ryan, for-mer councillor and Pep Club mem-ber, will be back. to lead the yells. . .

Tickets,, as long as they last, maybe obtained from any member ofthe S.M.U,S, executive at $1 .80 pe rcouple .

SCIENCEMENI

HEREIN LIES

A CHALLENGE

Prompted by the burning knowl-edge that for years they had beensubjected to the libelous yells an dsongs of taunting Sclencemen, an-onymous Artamen last week placedthe following effort on the ArtsNotice Board .

We are the men of Cultur eOf Intellect supreme,From Men like us the coach has

formedThe backbone of the team .

To hell with all the Science foolsTheir record's smeared with sin ,While they demolish 40 beersWe'll quaff off 80 gin .The ditty was headed "Artsmen,

learn this and beat the Sclencemen"

NURSES KEEP

TO TRADITION

OF SERVICE

Senior students should get photo-graphed immediately if they wish t ohave their pictures preserved fo rposterity in the 1940 yearbook. Pho-tographs are now being taken a tArtona's downtown studios on Gran-ville Street and appointments can bemade by phoning Seymour 5787 .

The Nursing Faculty made the no-blest response last week when 79 percent of their number were snapped ;92 per cent of Sclencemen, urged onby reports that Artsmen were lead-ing the poll, took the fatal plunge.The percentage of Artsmen snappednow stands at 46, while the Aggtes,who are busy milking cows, foot th elist with a bare 82 per cent.

Still in the dark are 185 students .They are urged to see the light assoon as possible.

BOOK EXCHANG EThe Book Exchange will pay

off commencing today . Stud-ents are requested to brin gtheir vouchers to the A.M .S .office not later than tomorrow.

No money wUl be paid un-less the student presents hisvoucher,

ADEQUATE TRAINING FOR ALL"It is from within the University

that the leaders during the war andthe reconstruction period followingwill come," he continued. "The Unt-vmatty of B .C. must provide adequateacademic, professional, voauonal andagricultural instruction to everyyoung person In the province whodesires the training.

"This aim has been the policy ofthe campaigns of the past and itshould now be the policy of everymember of the Alma Mater Society .OUR PART

"Let us look with honor upon thoseetudente who were successful in mov eIns the University from the old Fair-view Shacks to this magnlfloent siteat Point Grey and vow that we willdo our part towards building up th eUniversity to serve the best Interestsof the people and the Province ofBritish Columbia," he concluded .

Subsequent speakers included MiesBiddy McNeill, W .U.8. president, whotraced the contributions made by th ewomen towards the development ofthe University, and Darrell Braid-wood, L.B.E . president, who describe dthe building of the Cairn from theatones brought by the Campaignersof 1922 .

English at Toronto

Slang Is Part

OF Educatio n

Says Student

A Bag and a Frail

Make a Rum Slack

So Joe Ganders

(From the Toronto "Varsity" )TORONTO, Nov. 2.—Campus col-

loquialisms, or in other words,slang, are regarded as part of a col-lege education, says Janice Walsh ,writing in "The Varsity," Universityof Toronto student paper.

These colloquialisms vary directlyas the fickle public . For instance,the expression, mugging, so populara few years ago, has been substan-tiated at intervals by necking, spark-ing and pitching woo.

Women on the Toronto campushave some rare expressions to des-cribe the men they encounter. Dripsheads the list of these, followed bydriusle-puss, droopy-drawers, dim-wit, pickle-puss and screw-ball ,CAMPUS ENGLISH

Two comparatively new expres-sions are worthy of note . These arewhizzle-breaches, and Great Caesar'ssuspender .. They register alarm ,but no-one seems able to connectthem with any meaning.Our friends at Wycliffe say they aregoing gonking if they mean takin ga girl by the lake to park . A waifis a girl who has been stood up . AJoe is a swell fellow.

At a dance you may meet a bag—agirl with a sense of humor—whomyou ask to lend her frame for th enext struggle ; but she may turn ou tto be a frail—an insipid girl—and al-together you have a rum slack—apunk evening. Then you give he rthe go-by and take a gander aroundto find an O.K. Judy .

Crowing CockIs Arts-Aggie

AnnouncerAggies Choose HimAs Their Motif InTryloti Atuibephere

Cock-a-doodle-doo !In direct contrast to the Artamen

who have travelled to the World'sFair for their Arts-Aggle Ball motif ,the Aggies have gone to the barn•yardfor their mascot—a crowin grooster .

Behind 01e Olsen's twelve pieceCommodore orchestra a spotlight ell-houette of a crowing cook will stend .Barnyard, nook - e - doodle - done p illmark the end of each group ' o fdances.

MODERNISTIC ATMOSPHEREPatterned on a guttering motif of

blue, silver and gold, the ultra-inod-ern Arts theme will centre aroundthe trylon and wispier. of theWorld's Fair. A miniature trylonand perisphere will form the centrepiece on each table. Both the orches-tra stands and decorations on theCommodore pillars will be bawd onthis ultra-modern design . Harmonis-ing with this atmosphere the girlswill wear trylon hats and the menwill wear perisphere..

Programme., bearing out the mod -ern theme, will be wing shaped. Fav-ors and noisemakers will be distri-buted during the evening . Blue an dsilver balloons will adorn each tabl ewhile monster balloon. will hangfrom the ceilings. Adorning the headtable will be a large floral displayof white and gold .

MUSICAL SELECTION SThe floor show yet to be arranged

will be Imported. Ole Olsen'. 19-pleoeorchestra will feature the followingpopular ballads and lyrics in thei rmusical selections : "In an 18th Cen-tury Drawing Room ;" "South of theBorder" ; "Well, Alrlght ;" "Moon-love"; "Little Man Who Wasn'tThere" ; "Scatter Brain" ; and "SleepyTown Gal. "

While the orchestra plays a specia leliminate if they were to remembe

r that Hitler has not yet destroyed tone c! eons cf

theof Varsity

Ball l maay out

songsin .

the pat -m

civilization, At present frantic efforts are be -

There has been much poetry writ- Ins made to find Brunhild., the Ag-

ase 3)HERE

Cow, who along with an Arts-

SeeeHERE ANDTHERE

Assie skit, is to feature the Ha11 .

Student Surprises Durkin

Buys Totem Before Sale

Declaring that the students of the University of British Co-lumbia should think not only of themselves but rather of th ecampaigners of 1922-23, the students of the past and the studentsof the future, A.M.S. president John Pearson honored student

ie accomplishments in his Cairn Cere-mony address Friday noon,

"The spirit that existed in 191$-S 8has been carried on by the 'ambersof the Alma Mater Society sincethat time," he said, "The Stadium,the Oymrtasltnm and the New *reekMemorial Building have appearedon the campus through the initi-ative and the determination of thestudents."In tracing the growth, accomplish-

ments and abandonment of the Cam-paign Committee, Pearson pointedout that the students are now facinggreater and more serious problemsthen any faced before.

THE UBYSSEY

Tuesday, November 7, 1939

THE UBYSSE YIssued twice weekly by the Students' Publication Board of the Alma Mate r

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EDITOR-IN•OHIE FJohn Garrett

SENIOR EDITORSTuesday

FridayArvid Backman

Jack Margeso n

SPORTSLionel Salt

ASSOCIATE EDITORSJoan Thompson

Janet Walker

Ann Jeremy

ASSISTANT EDITORSMimi Schofield

Pat !Costley

ASSISTANT SPORTS EDITORSAustin Frith

Gerry Armstron g

C. V. P. EDITORJoyce Cooper

LITERARY EDITO RVirginia Galloway

PUB. SECRETARY

CIRCULATION MANAGERVerna MaoX.nale

Harry Campbell

REPORTORIAL STARTFlaws Berton, Cecil Brett, Cornelia Burke, Gil Clark, auntie Dawson,Wallace Gillespie, Vio Johnson, Kin Keefe, Jack McMillan, Margaret Ida -Cory, Barbara Moe, Margaret Morris, Barbara Newman, Archie Paton ,Marry Ritchie, Hugh Ritchie, Victor Hopwood, Daniel Tatroft, Doroth y

Tupper, Mary Woodworth, Gordon Fllmer-Bennett, Hugh Wilson ,Edna Winram

SPORT REPORTERSCharles Craig

Duncan McTavish

Doug Watt

EditorialsICE SOOuuT

One of the major sports of the Campus is facing a Blackou tunless sufficient support by the Student body is found to rally t othe cause. The Varsity Iee Hockey team is in the process of beingfrozen out of Senior Amateur League competition, because theclaim is made that Varsity teams of the past have been inferiorto the other teams in the League, and have received so little sup -port from University students that they are not a paying memberof the set-up. Chief claim-staker is the burly George Irvine, local"angel" of amateur ice-hockey, who would have ice-hockey mad einto a money-making proposition, although strictly on an amateu rbasis, you understand .

Facing the ubiquitous Sachem of soda water is the evidenc ecomplied by Varsity 's senior manager Jack Stevenson . More re-oruits than ever have flocked to the call, and all things point t oa bumper season with the Collegians, who placed favorably in th eleague last season . Interest on the Campus is high, and for th efirst time in many years students have been hit with the "hockeyspirit." Opposing the charges of poor support in the part of th estudent body is the attendance at one league game when close t otwo thousand Varsity supporters attended . Now with the growingenthusiasm on the part of players and spectators alike, plus thefact that University teams always attract a following, seems t owarrant the Amateur Leagues renewal of the Varsity franchise .The charge that the U,B,C. club is unreliable in completing th eschedule is quite an exaggeration when we consider last year'sBlue and Gold squad that did not default a single league game .

If, however, George Irvine wins his battle against the col-legians, it is more than likely that lee Hockey, a major sport, wil ldie an unnatural death—that of a major sport being frozen out .

GOT 'UM TOTEMUgh. Ugh. Got 'um Totem, etc .The week of November 6 to November 11 has been set aside

as Totem week, and all the students at this University are xpecte dto do their duty, in brief, to buy (that is, reserve with a dow npayment) a Totem .

The idea of having a Fall term selling campaign originate don this Campus last year, and is practically the same as that o fmany American and Eastern Canadian Universities. The studentbody is canvassed spectacularly, and is requested to pay $1 .00down on the three dollar annual . In the Spring when the bookappears on the Campus, the student pays the remaining two dol-lars, and receives his book .

The advantages are obvious . The student will find it simpl eto get one dollar, and in the Spring much easier to get two dollar srather than throe . It is no more than the instalment plan .

The staff of the Totem need the information supplied by theselling campaign as to how many Totems will be required. Thepurpose of discovering this data is to avoid printing too manybooks.

The Sales Week this year should be very successful . TheTotem editor, Osborne Durkin, his Business Manager, Bert Hoskins ,and the Totem staff, have been working most energetically tomake the Totem week a success .

Ernest Alexander, apparently a gifted Arts student, has sup-plied the Totem with a selling slogan : "Gottum Totem." He isto be congratulated !

The co-operation of the students is, of course, indispensable .At present the outlook for a successful campaign is bright . Itmust remain bright.

SPARE THE RODA burning question in the eyes of the manager of the Canadia n

football team is the student attendance at football games—eve nthe games at the University stadium .

But there is the opinion that one should feel encouraged b ythe mere fact that one hundred and sixty-eight students out o fthe twenty-five hundred on the campus came to the game last Sat-urday .

The college spirit during the game was only too obvious .Cries of joy bellowed from the mouths of over a dozen students ,and one member of the Mamooks led at least four yells during th eafternoon's excitement, thrilling the mob of 'downtown' specta -tors .

The student body of this University tolera`es, apparently, n ocriticism, no berating. All that is required is a little psychologica lsoothing. Just like young children, the students must be directe dinto the paths of righteousness and, perhaps, activity, by means o fthe power of suggestion, or of some other subtle and deceptiv emethods known only to experts in the real mof psychology .

The point which appears to be quite clear is that the student sdo not desire to he present at football games. If this feeling istrue to life, then the students must not be forced to attend.

No. Lot the one hundred and sixty-eight loyal and stalwar tstudents continue to support the University teams by themselves .They will have glory of setting the example for their two thousan dcolleagues, who will, of course, follow closely in their footsteps .

BELOWTHIS

HEADBy NEMO

RISE OF TIDE P.D.C.Nemo notes that the Political Dis-

cussions Club is again arising fro mthe doldrums that have enriched itsince the beginning of the term .

Nemo remembers the P.D.C. oflast year. Under the efforts of DonMoOW, Darrell Hraidwood, MortisBeUdn, Paul Volpe, Ernest Bishop ,Harold Rome, BM Bookman andBernard Reed this club developedfrom the embryonic stage of 1958when It was founded, to one of themoat controversial it not interestin gminor clubs on the campus. TheP.D.C. was their baby and theynourished It.

But this year the P.D.C. has beenstarved ; the men of last year re-member It as something that was .

DECLINE OF THE P.D.O.This club under Frank Wlggs ,

elected Speaker last spring, hasswiftly declined Into the most Inef-ficient, the most disorganised uniton the campus

After a few haphasard meetingsa reorganisation meeting was calledfor Fridey. October 13.

The turnout included Bob Bonnetthe secretary and a Ubyessy report-er .

Wlggs, who should have been pre-sent, was elsewhere. (Perhaps hehad consulted the Oracle and foundthat Friday, the 13th, was a poor dayto hold a meeting).

The decline of the P.D.C. may bedue to Wings' versatUlty.

Here Is his record : Instructor inthe C.O.T.C . ; Speaker of the P.D.O. ;vice-president In the ParliamentaryForum; vice-president of the LawSociety.

WIGOS SHOULD RESIGNWith so many irons in the fire no

wonder he has smothered the flam ethat new smoulders in the P .D.C. ItIs fortunate for the other clubs thathe is not president of them for thereis no doubt that they, as well, woulddie prematurely from asplantation.

Nemo suggests that Wiggs resignfrom a few of these clubs, especially.from the P.D.C. and let some otherstudent, who can devote the newts-nary time and who has the undivid-ed interest, rekindle the fires lit byMcOW, Bodkin, Brown, Bishop, Romeand Sharp . . . the original foundersof the club .

MY INTENTIONS AREHONORABLE

The P.D.C. is but the first of aseries of clubs to come under mycriticism. All organisations spon-sored by the A .M .S. will be pannedor praised according to their merits ,as I see them .

In the near future Nemo will printin this column the executives of allclubs which have interlocking di-rectorates. He will also print thenames of all students holding morethan their quota of offices, and th eoffices they hold .

HERE AND THERE(Continued from Page 1 )

ten about the silver tinkling of laugh-ter .

Dr. Morsh says that laughter is agood thing to cultivate . . . in mod-eration .

He says that he doesn't know whe-ther men or women laugh most . . .unless you count in the giggling .And then, well. . . .

Perhaps Dr. Morsh has had tea inthe cafeteria. Need we say more .

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.And now . . . we wou

▪ld really Uke

to hand out a bouquet, and a deserv-ing' one,( too. I Thanks,( Mr . L . I .Bearg, of Famous Players Corp. forthe privilege of reduced (Prices atdowntown theatres . Its really fineof you.

Now, Mr. Bearg, if you could onl ypersuade your Hollywood producer .to bring into being annually the cor-rect Shakespeare plays required bythe University Calendar and Dr . G .G. Sedgewlok, you would surelyreach heaven .

AFTER CLASSES, WHAT ?When your professor has finished

his lecture—"We'll continue fromthat point next day"—folded up hi snotes, and led the way from theolaaaroom, what happens to him ?Where does he go? Who does h etalk to? What does he think about ?

Or, let's ask another question . Arewe at university only to take notesand sip coffee? When the professordisappears into those intellectualrealms forbidden to the more stu-dent, does the latter fulfil his obliga-tions to himself, his parents, and th eInstitution by making a bee-line fo rthe Cat stairs?

The answer to the first questionis : No, I don't know where the prof .goes. Neither does anybody else . An dfurther, I don't know what he talk sabout, or what he thinks of. Answer-ing the second : If Oaf coffee is al lwe came out here for, we might justas well have saved ourselves an dour parents the time and the money.

Just one more question before w eget to the point. Do sll•of us knowexactly what is taught on this cam-pus? Of course we don't . But, stran-gely enough, there are a few of us—perhaps many—who would reallylike to know what goes on behindother classroom doors, what comesout of other professors' minds . OpenHouse, year before teat . was suc-cessful enough to answer that one .

KNOW YOUR PROF.And so—the point . We take a per-

sonal interest in our professors; atleast most of us do . We think enoug hof them to ask for their patronageat our biggest dances and socialfunctions. We do that because wewant to mast them socially, becaus ewe want to form a bond of greateraymp+thy and understanding be-tween the faculty and the studentbody.

.We feel that the greatest influence

in our lives out hers is the profes-sor. We spend four years here toprofit by that association—slight a sit is. For it Is slight. It Is confinedto short lectures two or three time.a week; it Is limited by the minut ehand of an electric clock .

I claim that we do not have areasonable chance to know our pro-fessors, or to give them a chance t obetter know us. It would be to thebenefit of both factions if each couldhave a better understanding of themotives of the other. The studentsdo their best—but that's a lament-able little. Now It's up to the pro-fessors.

FACULTY RECEPTIONSo, here it is, Faculty. I am in

favor of an annual Faculty Recep-tion for Undergraduates — whichmight be confined to the upper twoyears, if necessary. It might takethe form of a tea in the gym or inthe Union Building, and it would beone of those stuffy affairs at whichyou stand around with a cup andsaucer in one hand, a sandwich inthe other, and do your best to keepfrom looking bored. But it would beworthwhile .

You, the faculty, would send outinvitations as we do to you . requiringthe presence of a certain selecte dgroup of the best students, the mostactive students, or any other stu-dents you might care to ask . Andyou would have a chance to meetthem, know them, and understan dthem. They would have an oppor-tunity of profiting from your year sand experience through an informaldiscussion of less academic topics ,and would get more out of their stayhere on the campus as a result .

Or don't you want to know us ?

Husband : Knowest thou how tobring uppe thy child. ?

Wife : Cesltalnlie, sluggards .Husband : Then snappe to. Thy

child. is at bottoms of ye cistern.—Gateway

Don't trust to lackHold your Totem with a buck .

PUBLIC OPINIONICenUaasd from Pap 1)

the production of cheap editions.

CANADIAN AUTHORS .

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.The reason for the comparatively

low popularity of Canadian authors,he stated, Is two-fold . So much trashhas been foisted on the public simplybecause its authors were Canadian ,and no much of Canadian works iscompletely local in interest .

What might be of interest In theWest holds little charm for the far -eastern reader, and vioe-ve$'sa. Inspite of this, however, there has beenan amasingly wide acceptance ofmany Canadian authors . Gilbert Par-ker, Ralph Connor, Robert Service .Mesa De Is Roche, Grey Owl andPauline Johnson have all won greatacclaim .

THRILLING DETECTIVESPOPULA R

Although the "sweet saccharineFaith Baldwin type of novel" Is onthe way out, Professor Morrow doubt -ed whether the "who-dunnit" detec-tive yarns would ever die out. "Thesupply 1s inexhaustible and the pub-lic laps it up," he said .

"Agatha Christie has long led thefield in this branch of literature, bu thow long she will remain In the leadis a matter of conjecture. The pres-ent-day public I. forever seeking newauthors . "

HUMOR IS PROBLEMATICALThe problem of humor for Cana-

dian readers is a very real one forthe publisher, the speaker stated. Theaverage Canadian does not take toEnglish humor, neither is he particu -larly enamoured of American wit ex-cept, perhaps, where Edgar Guest i sconcerned. But until something bettercan be found, Professor Morrow rec-ommended that every woman shouldread "Fashion Is Spinach . "

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According to details received here ,winners of the four scholarshipswards will be given their choice ofone of seven non-flying courses inthe Boeing School of Aeronautics a tOakland, California, a devlsion ofUnited, plus ten hours of instrumentfight training in a Link trainer andtwenty hours of dual and solo flightinstruction. One of the four winnersshowing the beat aptitude upon com-pletion of the first quarter'* workwill be selected to complete a two-year airline pilot flying Instructioncourse with a tuition value of $4 .600 .

Scholarships will be awarded ontreatises of not more than 3600 wordson some aeronautical subject, withthe deadline given as March 11, 1940 .

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CHANG SUZY' FROM SEWERTO COUNCIIL

Dank stinking fumes rose slimilyfrom the steaming cover to thespiral sewer at the Point, and a towgasping mortals from here and therestruggled to free themselves fromthe clutches of the grotesque sent-ries.

Had not the very principles ofdemocracy been raped? Had notthese reeking tools ignored thewarning on a post ?

The sewer suddenly changed itsbeery gurgling. to a slithering seep-ing sound, and slowly rose the mas-sive cover. A gleaming wing-jingswished past, piercing the droopingears of the sentries, and pinningthem to the wireless mast.

That hideously cunning cackl eechoed raspingly through the tun-nel . . . Chang Busy stepped crawl-ingly forth.

His long sleek black limousineshrieked past including Chang onthe run, and disappeared in thisoverpowering shadows of OnionHall . But faintly visible under therear trunk of the awful oar hungthe Intrepid Oscar Scribblewell, sup-reme scribe with the Dirty Rag.

MARCHING MURDERThe wind was moaning across th e

pocked mud of the soccer field, andnought could be seen. But soon therecame to view shadowy forms, whichmarched . . . marched in hundred s. . . mysteriously . . . machinelike.

There in the blackness of the lightpoles they finally stood, stiff. Againthat cackle broke the stillness of th esleeping Point. R. S. M. Yeast, o fmighty fame, gasped three dyingcommands as he pulled a wingjingfrom his throat ; he moaned : "WhenIn God's name will we have the pro-tection of an armouries" ?

:I ment from me . Dear, oh dear, wha t

STAMPING TORTUREChang shrieked with fiendish de -

light, picked up his wingjing, and'lank off to see his Dirty Nine .

"Oh yen," he giggled to himself ,"I have scores to settle there. I'l ltorture them in my undergroundChamber," he mused, "and forcethem all to ruin their good names."

The Dirty Nine were busy, s obusy ,munching olives, and meditat-ing on the welfare of their filthyflock, when the sliding panel movedaside, revealing the yellow fangs ofgrinning Chang, who sprang quickl yto the neck of bibulous Buddy em-bracing her hotly with his clawin ghands.

"And what are you playing with? "sneered Chang, glancing over toBarrel Driftwood. "Do you find thatrubber stamp amuses you?" soothedSuey as he watched the great Barrelpompously assigning rooms to clu bsheep, while sap Bobcats mercilessl yslashed the L.S .E. Budgets. .

A glistening wing-jing whistled tothe table pinning Barrel's pin khands to the Council table . Changclimbed off jittering Buddy, andpeered straight Into the face o fsmooth, confident Pawn Jeerson .

"And what is this I hear of de-ficits?" . , . Jeer'on wept .at this ,and sighed an apology to the mur-dering Chang, "It really can't behelped," he sobbed, "It's all a hide-ous mistake, and . . . "

The room was filled with pandem-onium, a flash of light burst throughthe gloom, and Oscar Scribblewell ,with his smoking camera crashe dout of the room .

"Stop him, get him!" roared th egreat Barrel, "The Rag has no state-

will my friends think?" he cried ,but Chang put a swift halt to hi sdrewlings by stamping his face int o

Cal ShowcasePreviews 1940Totem

Centred by the white totem 'Sho-you•hwa' (Thunderbird) which is tobe used as the out between differentsections of this year's Totem, theshowcase in the Cat. gives s con-densed picture of the Varsity YearBook.

The portraits shown are those ofoutstanding students who appear i nthis year's Totem. The style of thebook is illustrated by recent copiesdisplayed.

The pennant. and cups, sport brat stogether with the student pictures inthe showcase all convey that theTotem brings, to the student body ,the spirit of U.D.O. and will help topreserve college spirit throughoutthe years .

Technocracy DirectorTo Reveal The Future

"An Engineer Looks Ahead" wil lbe the subject of an address to begiven to Aggle 100 on Wed., Nov. 8 ,at 12:30 by James Winton . B.10 . ,M.E., Pioneer Technocrat and =rec-tor of the Technocracy Division ofSan Bernardino, California .

Mr. Winston, who has been con-struction engineer at the Anyon con-centration plant, had engineer ofthe Elisabeth Iron Works of NewJersey. and engineer in charge forthe Chile Copper Company is at pro.sent!on a speaking tour covering theTechnocracy Divisions of the North-west. His address here-is under-theauspices of the Technocracy Society .

AMERICA'SFUNNIESTCOMICSTRIP

A DAILYFEATUREOF YOURMORNINGPAPER

Student Passe sWill the following students

please call at the Student Coun-oil office and pick up thei rpasses :

Anderson, Violet, Atkinson, R. G.Baker, D. L. . Ballard, A. C., Sanford ,Pauline, Barton, E. C., Haley. J. P. ,Birkeland, Elisabeth, Butler, Irons,Bradner, F. E., Brown, Victoria,Campbell, Jean, Cardinal, E . R., Carl-son, A. E., Carson, John, Carter, Eve-lyn, Chard, A. E., Chipperfleld, Nora,Christie, George, Cleveland, Don,Cochrane, J. S., Cochrane, Ruth,Corey, Ruth, Costello, Joan, Coutta ,J . W . '

Dollert, G. H., Miramar, Leon ,Dore, B . V., Duncan, A. J.

Foster, Marian, Finch, Marguerite,Finlayson, Jean.

Gatheroole, Pat, Gaudin, 11. D. ,Goble, Margaret, Gordon, Michael .Outset, Charles .

Hudson, A. G. . Humfrey, Frances,Hideka, Kunio.

Johnson, C.Keenleyslde, K., Kirkpatrick. I..

Masson, W., Knox, A. W. D.Ladner. Dorothy, Lam, Andrew ,

Lunde, M .Macaulay, Johnina, Margette, Ed -

ward, Minshull, Ray, Moore, William ,Morrow, IL

MacDonald, Margaret, McLeod, R.,Malfortis, Mary, McMillan, R., Mc-Queen, Mae .

Noy. C. S., Nikaido, H., Notting-ham, Miles.

Pringle, George.Raoey, A., Rae, J. A., Rand, D. R . ,

Rattenbury, D. J., Rattenbury, J . A. .Robertson, Darwin, Robertson, W. ,Robson, T. G., Rutherford, Betty,Ross, Lloyd .

Shore, A. O., Sinolair . L. S., Spring ,H. C . . Staghall, H., Straight, Byron .

Taylor. Margaret, Trenholms,Amy ,Twtss, R. D., Usher, Marjorie.

Walmeley, H . L. . Whiteford, Edith .Woodoroft, D . A., Wilson, Douglas.

ScholarshipsAnnouncedBy Governors

Two gifts to be awarded to U.B.C.students have been received by th eBoard of Governors.

An Applied Science scholarship of$100, open to graduates In geological ,mining and metallurgical engineer-ing, has been made available by th eCariboo Gold Quarts Mining Com-pany Limited. Applications shoul dbe in the hands of the Registrar byDecember 10, 1989 .

A prise of $80, given by the Wom-en's Christian Temperance Union ,will be awarded to senior or gradu-ate students for an essay In the fieldof economics, psychology, or sociolo-gy on a subject to be approved bythe Department concerned in consul-tation with a committee of the Wo-men'. Christian Temperance Union .Essays must be submitted by April11, 1940.

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With Christmas plays just aroundthe corner, the Players' Club todayannounced committees to handl ebackstage details for the four one-act plays which will come to theAuditorium stage November 22-25.

Alice Mather and Mary McLeodare convening the Make-up commit-tee, assisted by June Armour, Esm eCaydsien, Alison Mann, Bernie* Mc -Intyre, Barbara Nation, Ray Adam -son, Noni Ritchie and Nora Lyall .

Stage Manager Bill Grand will beassisted by a crew including PaulMatthews, Roy Jackson, Jack Gray,Jacques Mefferd, John Saw, KenKeefe and Arthur Chubb.

Pat Nutley will head, the Publici-ty committee, assisted by JacquesMetford, Jackie Ellis, Margaret Mor-ris. Margaret Ellis, K. Keefe and W.Grand.

Wardrobe mistress Evelyn Bar-wick will be assisted by a corps ofcostumier's including Kay Darling,Audrey Robertson, Denise Darling,Maureen Bell, Stella Davidson, Jose-phine Kennedy . Velma Thurber,Nancy Bruce, Shirley Macdonald,Ruth DesBrisay, Mints Bulgin andEnid Fahrnl .

Handling business will be JohnQutgg, manager ; B. Emerson, T. Me-Dowell and R . Haywood.

Properties committee will be con-vened by Elisabeth Balfour, assistedby Pamela Runkle, Margaret Sage,Kay Holland, Betty Boultbee, Mar-garet Cunningham, Mary McLorg,James Halorow, John Enwright, *Aid

famed Hart House Quartette, passsystem feature to be presented tothe students by the Department ofUniversity Extension on Novembe r15, inulude an encounter with cardsharks . m e n t a l torture arisingthrough an amateur's saxophoneplaying, and refusal to act as adance band, it was revealed Satur-day .A SET OF GOLF CLUBS

In order to protect their instru-ments the Quartette always used t olook after them personally. But oneday they arrived in Philadelphiaand. unknown to Boris Hambourg,cellist, the porter handed the cell oto a redcap who flung it onto th eplatform with the rest of the lug-gage .

Said the redcap when the cell owas damaged, "I thought it was aset of golf clubs. "

Remembering the incident, Ham-bourg made a wild dash during theintermission of a private concert atthe home of Lady Astor when oneof her guests picked up his cello .

"That I . quite all right, old man, "said the astonished Peer as Boristried to take the instrument out ofhis hands, "I have two Stradivari 'myself and hence know how to han-dle them."HE WAS TOO FLUEN T

Adolphe Koldofsky, the secondviolinist who speaks French like anative Parisian, was almost forcedinto a fight on board a trans-atlanti cliner because he told a Frenchma nhe was English even though h espoke French fluently .

Milton Blackstone, the viola, ha stwice been fortunate in findingpearls while eating oysters ; once inHalifax and once in Chicago ."SASSAPHONE GENIUS"

For two hours the delicately tuned

CO-EDS LEARNHOW TO NECKAT WASH'N

WASHINGTON, Nov. 2 .—"Nsokingis an excessive display of affectionmarked by a certain display of prom-'acuity ." So declared University ofWashington women students at ameeting held here yesterday .

Eager-to-learn frosh pulchritudebent forward in their 'sate to hearwhat experienced seniors-of-the-world were willing to reveal about"necking as an intellectual expres-sion and necking as an indoor sport . "

A co-ed who necks Is a "snuggle -pup! "MALES ABS WARNED

Beware all male visitors to Wash-ington University! If a co-ed snug-gle-pup Uoks your chin the first dateout, she is not playing the game ao-cording to Washington co-ed rules.She is necking for sport . . . an af-fectionate athlete.

When an Intellectual pushersagainst your cheeks, It's because siintelligent decision to be levey -dovq. She I. definitely not mug-ging for the sport of it. Her hack-ing Is based upon shieere Sip-Sopsof the solar plexus, and If she isn'ttaken up on her scientific mooa -mushing she might have a mentalor ck-up.Anyway. say Washington co-eds.

necking in the proper spirit Is O .K.That's the women's Idea l

Cummings, R. Menohlons, L. Sin-clair, B. Sleigh, A . Bain, Jackie Elli sand Barbara McQueen .

House managers will be LorraineJohnston and Kae Shoe.

"WE'RE AWFUL—AS ADANCE BAND "

Their experience in the musicalworld is that a concert orchestracannot play' dance music . But whenthey played In a small Canadiantown they were almost unable toconvince the chairman of the meet-ing that they would be "prettyawful" as a dance band.

After their performance the chair -man came up and said, "Great con-cert, now we will go on with thedance"

"Thank.," said the Quartette, "butwe are tired and do not feel likestaying for the dance . "

Spluttered the chairman, "Bbbutaren't you going to play for us? "

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Orderly Officer2nd Lt. J . L. Hunter.

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Next for dutyCp1 . West, J. G.

8. PARADES1. The Monday-Wednesday groupwill parade on Monday, Nov. 5,and Wednesday, Nov. 5, at 1500hours .9. The Tuesday-Thursday grou pwill parade on Tuesday, Nov. 7,and Thursday, Nov. 5, at 1500hours ,

5 . NOON LECTURESDuring the week commencingNov. 0, lectures will be held onMon., Nov. 5, Wed, Nov. 5, andFrt., Nov. 10, at 1250 hours .

A fourth noon hour lecture willcommence in the near future, theplace and the time to be announ-ced later.

4 TRAININGThe training will continue as persyllabus posted.

5. NOTICE, UNITED SERVICE SINSTITUTE OF VANCOUVERThe next meeting of the Institutewill be held on Tuesday, Nov. 7,1989, at the Officers' Mess B.C.A.F., Jericho Beach, at S :18 p.m.

Col . H. F. G. Lotion, M,C ., E.D. ,will speak on "Modern Forma-tions . "

OFFICERS of the C.O.T.C. willtake notice of the above meeting.

O. ARMISTICE PARADE .REMEMBRANCE DAYPARADEOne officer and 80 other rankswill parade with tly VancouverGarrison Unite to attend th eMemorial Service to be held SAT-URDAY, NOV. 11, 1939 .

Those members of the C .O.T.C.forming the parade have beenposted on the Notice Board .

The piste's and the time will beannounced later .

W. H. Barton, 2nd Ltd.for

(A. P. Morley) Lieut .A/Adjutant .

U.H.C. Contingent C.O .T .C.

ClassifiedLe Comte Francois se reunira mardi,10 7 novembre ches Mlle . Collins, 531 1Balsam, a 8 heuree.

The Education Class dance will beheld some time at the beginning ofthe second term in the Union Build-ing .

Gold Pin lost Saturday, Stadium orUniversity Boulevard. Inscribed,"Lois." Return to Pub.

"Elements of Human Psychology" byWarren & Carmichael lost . Returnto Paton, care of Pub.

a pulp with the official A .M.S. stam-per .VILLAINOUS ROMANC E

Chang looked round, and chuckle dto himself, as the Dirty Nine snivel-led in a corner of the room. Terrorfilled their noble hearts, as thethought of the year to come withChang again in power. Yet Chan gdid not speak . He merely whispered :"And now to my dearest one, Mari adeBean Dollert . I cannot live with-out her." He slithered off to hisCouncil chamber beneath the Lib-rary cloakroom, there to smoke hi sopium pipe, and there to plan ascheme for entrancing his dear one .

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*Don't miss the next instalment .

Will Marla deBean Dollert re-spond? And where will Scribble -well die his awful death? It'll bethere next issue, if we escape thewing-jings.

DANCE FRI . AND SAT.From 9- 1

VERN MoINNI SHis Trumpet and His Orchestra

Pat Gidney, VocalistFriday: Ladles 25e, Gents 40c

Saturday : Ladies 35o, Gents 900

Enquire now regarding renta lof ballroom for club dances .

You'll meet friends .

Players ' ClubCommitteesSelected

Hart House QuartetteHas Varied Experiences

World wide experiences of the wears of the Quartette were torturedby the weird and inharmonious play-ing of a lad who was a "genius onthe eassophone." They had boardeda train and were recognised by th eporter whose son was the genius .Beaming over with paternal pridethe porter wired the son to boar dthe train when it arrived In townand play for the Quartette .

Card sharpers were not kee nenough for James Levey, the firs tviolin, who is considered one of th ebest bridge players on the continen tof Europe . On a trip from Englandto Sweden he turned the tables ona pair of card sharks who invitedhim to play. He won their money .

Three of Blackstone '. violins wereonce an old hand-made trunk . Onone of his Atlantic crossings he meta young Austrian with the trunk th ewood of which was In Blackstone'sopinion over 200 years old and Tyro-lean maple. The Austrian accepte dthe offer of a new trunk and Black-stone had three magnificent violinsmade by manufacturers in London ,Toronto and New York .

Orders byLieut .-Colonel G. M. Shrum, M.M.Commanding U.H .C. Contingent ,

C.O.T.C.Part One

November 8, 1515,Vancouver, B.C.

SATURDAY'S RESULTS

VARSITY, 9 ; NORTH SHORE, 0

SOCOERMEN, 0 ; PREMIERS,1

rENGLISH RUGBY

VARSITY' 47 ; ARTS CLUB, 0

UBEECEES 3 ; EX-BRITANNIA 88

uesday, November 7, 193

Gridmen Take Seventh Straight Win

'Dust OFF Luckless LeosBasketeersRally FailsIn Thriller

Students Shaded39.87 by Angelus inClose Contest at VAC

Joe and Josephine College, at theV.A.C. In all the traditional trappingthat make up college spirit, faile din the task of driving a Universityof B.C. basketball quintet!. on tovictory although the Thunderbirdsrallied desperately In the dyingmoments of their game againstAngelus, only to be nosed out bytwo points, 89.87.

Frankly green and Inexperienced,the College five went 'way behindthe Hotelmen in the first quarter .Coley Hall's men grabbed a fast 14.6lead which left the Students gasp-ing for breath.

Coach Van Vliet immediately In-jected "Joe" Pringle into the con-test, and, moving Into their sonsdefense the Thunderbirds began toclimb steadily, after the elusiveAngels .

They pulled up to within threepoints at the end of the first periodat which point the score read 14-1 1for the Hotelmen.RNUSTBAD 'HO C

The Students dropped behind agai nin the second quarter with red-headed Arnie Bumstead leading theAngelus attack. Bumstead whoscored fourteen points, spearheadedthe Angel rally that put them In thelead at the half-time whistle 22.18.

A flurry of Varsity baskets earlyin the third period brought the Stu -dents closer to that Angelus lead ,and five straight scores without areply knotted the count at 24-24 .Angelus, however, showing moreconsistent form and breaking quick-1y, left the students in the wake ofe. scoring spree which widened thegap between them to 81-25.RALLY FAILS

At this point the old Varsity "try "started to work on the Collegiatecage crew, and, sparked by JoePringle, they began to sift throughthe Angelus defense for importantscores. This same Pringle, star offormer Varsity squads, netted apretty one-handed shot and a fou lshot to climb to within two pointsof the Hotelmen, 82 . 84.

Back came Bumstead for theAngels with a long swish from along distance, and seconds laterBobbie Marsh dashed into the clearfor another Angelus score .

The Collegians who were shootingthe eyes out of their foul shots,came closer with free tosses by Liv-ingstone and Straight, and a climax-ing basket by Livingstone that putthe Students two points back . Tryas they could the Blue and Goldwere unable to find the deficit andbalance the books. Just as it lookedas though they were going to ti ethe count again, the final whistl eblew leaving them with their secon dstraight defeat.

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After a year's absence from Col-lege basketball George "foe" Prin.ale Is flashing his old form at thesame stand these winter nights.Last Saturday, Pringle nettedeight points against Angelus, andspearheaded the Varsity offensive1dalb

GolFers ReachSemi-Final sIn Tourney

Bill Charlton LosesTo Mansfield Beach

The Championship flight of the an-nual golf tournament narrowed downto the semi-finals, as the boys ca-vorted around the grassy stretches ofthe University Links all last week .CHAMP BEATEN

A flashy brand of divoting was dis-played throughout the whole compe-tition, practically all scores being inthe seventies . The big upset in theweek's encounters was the defeat oflast year's champion, Bill Charlton ,by Mansfield Beach . Beach was heldell the way to the eighteenth green ,where he finally came out on top bya one up score .

The ex-Austrian champ, HansSwinton, put down Bob Plummer ofShaughnessy, 5-4. In a tight con-test, Ken McBride of Nelson finallyedged out Ormie Hall with a 2- 1defeat .In the other match, Bob Waldi e

Nat eked out a victory over Gordi eLivingston, when he grabbed the de-cision with another one-up win .

The draw for the semi-finals willsee Mansfield Beach pitted againstHans Swinton, and Ken McBrideagainst Bob Waldie . Both thesematches should be close, as all fourboys have turned in low seventies ,which 1s no mean score for the Uni-versity layout.BETTER CLAS S

As a matter of fact, the class ofdlvoters this year is far above theaverage of other years, plea whic hthere Is a wealth of talent being ex-hibited in the ranks of the first flight .The semi-finale of this flight, Inci-dentally, should be ready for pla yby November 11 .

—WATT .

HOCKEYISTS DRAWAfter two successive wins the

U .B .C. grass hockey eleven had tocontent itself this week with a 2-alldraw with Pro-Rec firsts . Perhaps i twas the lack of practice, perhaps i twas the soldiers on the sideline, butfor some reason, the student play ajust wouldn't click . Forwards MyrnaNcvison and Jo Wilson each camethrough to tally once .

TEAM : IL Matheson, H. Warne, B .McCormick, E . Norte, P. Scott, M .George, E. McInnes, J . Wilson, B.Muir. M. Nevison, G . Armstrong .

The Thunderbird ground attackstarted rolling in the first framewhen they marched from their owntwenty-five yard line to the Lions 'twenty, peeling off first downs as theywent, like Warbuoks peels of hundreddollar bills . Long gains by Toggle ,Fournier, and Finlay carried the balldeep into the Lion territory but her ethe Thunderbird was stopped deadThree successive running playa gain-ed them naught and North Shoretook the ball on downs and kickedto safety .FIRST POINT

First score of the game came earlyIn the second quarter when JohnnyPearson booted a long fifty yard puntbehind the Hill Billies line and JackTucker, speeding down from end spottackled Bullock behind the line for arouge and one point.

No more scoring was done in thefirst half although the Varsity backskept tearing into the Lion line forlong plunges. Modine was doing som enice bucking for North Shore. Withgoal to go, Varsity were again stop-ped by a determined Lion front wall .Harmer, Poulton, and Teagle all trie dto crack the defense and were stop-ped cold .

In the third frame the Collegiansstarted to roll in a real fashion andwith Finlay, Teagle, and Fournierpacking the pigskin, moved fifty-fiveyards to the only major score of thegame. Consistently, reeling off gainsof fifteen yards, the Blue and Goldwent down to the fifteen in five playa .Ernie Teagle carried the ball over o nan off-tackle slant after a line buckhad been stopped, and then fell bac kand drop-kicked the convert of hisown touchdown.

Nothing really exciting happenedafter this point although Varsitygtanaged to get two more points fromthe hapless Hillman. In the fourt hframe Pearson kicked one to th edeadline, and Freddie Smith rougedBullock .

North Shore threatened in the dy-ing minutes when Bullock taking akick from behind the line, passed toGarvey Smith who galloped fiftyyards before being hit by Currie, bu there their forward spurt fizzled .

BADMINTO NThe University of B .C. badminton

players leaped into prominence onFriday, November 3, when theydowned the Quilchena aggregation7-5 in a tournament held at theQuilchena courts .

Main strength of the Varsityteam were the men who won threeof their four games In the doublesand combined with the ladles towin the same amount in the mixedmelees.The women floundered in their

doubles dropping three out of a pos-sible four to the Quilcha cuties . Onlyco-ed twosome to win was the JanetFleck-Joan Morris combination .

First TeamTrouncesArts Club

Blanks Greenmen47-0 While UbeeceesDrop Thriller 33.3

This week's English Rugger tiltsLrought a queer assortment of results ,as the "A" team handed the Van-couver Arts Club a 47-0 shellacking ,at the Lower Oval on Saturday, whilethe Ubeecees suffered their worstsetback of the year, when they weresmeared 88.8 by the ex-Britannia .THREE'S CLICK

The "A" team undoubtedly playedagainst a far inferior squad, but evengranting taps, there's no getting awa yfrom the fact that the Carsymenwere really working together as ofold. It was really a treat to watchthe Varsity threes clicking smoothlyalong like a beautiful machine . Passeswere right to the mark, running wassmooth and fast, and tackling wasclean and sure .

This exhibition of some real rug -by was not by any means confinedto the three line, as the forwardswere bitten by the same bug, andturned In their flashiest perform-ance of the year also.The game was a push-over right

from the first tweetle of Joe Refywhistle. Jerry Wood had a red-letterday accounting for 17 points withthree tries and four converts. HowieMcPhee, substituting for brother Ted ,also garnered three tries and figuredin numerous assists . Lionel Day -Smith pushed over two more tries ,'Tommy Robson clicked for three ,with Lang and Davies gaining on eeach .

The win places the Careymen in afirst place tie with the Meralomas ,although they have figured in on emore contest so far this season .I,ORGET ITThe Ubeecee's tussle is better brush-ed over very lightly . They were upagainst very superior opposition, andreally never had a look in . One soulsaved the students from the disgraceof registering a goose-egg oppositetheir name, when he carried the pig -skin over for their only score .RUDDER RAMBLING S

Mr. Carey seems to have made t'real find in placing Ian Richards a tthe five-eighths slot . This boy reallyshone, getting the line away fast andclean almost every time . . . . McPheeand Wood clicked innumerable timeswith a combination that had theArts lads plenty baffled . . . . Robsonas usual was a powerhouse in th epack, as was Evann Davies.

—WATT .

Co-Ed Sports—By Gerry Armstrong

Friday night Varsity Seniors "A'ers"received their second setback of th eseason, this time at the hands ofI .X,L,'s . Until half-time it was any -body's game. But when "Tony" Oa-borne replaced his tired regulars atthe breather, I .X .L.'a surged ahead .After three-quarter time a revampedBlue and Gold line held their op-ponents scoreless but were unable tomake up their loss . Jean Thompsonled the co-ed scorers with 8 points .Final score : I .X .L ., 27 ; Varsity, 22 .

The Senior B team won from Ex-celsiors by default, but lost to themin an exhibition game.

"A" TEAM : Adrienne Collins 4,Ruth Wilson 5, Jan Thompson 8,Jean Eckhardt 1, Lob Harris, BettyBell 4, Helen McWilliams, Brendal'hlllips .

"B" TEAM: Johnson 2, Brant ,Smith, McMurtrie 2, Phillips 3, Mo -Williams, Rotten, Long, Hackney.

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The Varsity Thunderbird soccer-men went to New Westminster Sat-urday afternoon and returned thesame evening with nothing moresatisfying than a 1.0 defeat at th ehands of the league-leading PremierHotel eleven .

The only goal of the game cam ejust before the end of the first halfwhen Spud Murphy, the Hotelmen' shustling centre-forward, scramble dthe ball across the line after Leonglost possession in making a nice save .LACK POLIS H

Previous to this the play was al-most completely dominated by th ecampusmen, but the forwards an despecially the inside men, Doug Toddand Basil Robinson, though playingconstructive football in midfield ,were never in place to help polis hoff Blue and Gold attacks .

In the second half, it was the samestory over again with the fortunat eomission of a Premier goal . The col-legians still had the better of th eplay but were not hustling enoughin front of goal to give Max Howser ,the reliable Royal City keeper, an ytoo much trouble .

Though Jim Robinson was al-ways trying, his goalmouth effortswere almost singlehanded, withBasil Robinson and Doug Todd re-peatedly behind the play.Once again the half-back line was

the mainstay of the Varsity teamand they were ably backed up byStew Roach who turned in yet an -other steady game at right-fullback.Doug Todd was delightful to watc hin mid-field, and with Sasaki, pro-duced some brilliant plays. PhilTemoin, switched to right wing,showed great promise in his ne wposition.UBEECEES LOSE

The U.H .C. socoermen met thei rfirst defeat in three starts on Satur-day when they succumbed to thepachydermio tactics of Maypole tothe tune of a 2-0 defeat on the cam -pus.

Ken Eldridge's great little tea mheld their own throughout the bruis-ing tussle, and it was a very ques-tionable play which led to the visi-tors' first counter . The outside-rightafter knocking the ball down wit hhis two hands kept on going till hedeposited the ball in the goal with-out any interruption from the ar-biter .

GRASS HOCKEYPlaying host to the North Shore

team, Varsity's grass hockey teamsuffered a sound trouncing, as theHillman bounced them further Intothe cellar by a score of 6.1 .

Only Collegian to tally was RoyKing. The Students were outplayedthroughout by the league leaders whobanged in five goals for their fourthconsecutive win .

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victim of the Varsity Thunderbirds (1939 edition) gridiron squad .A championship team last year, the North Shore Leos were sadl ytrounced for the second time by a Collegiate crew who were defin-itely not playing good football . The score was 9 .0,

The encounter was nothing like the season's opener in whic hVarsity barely nosed out the Leos 10-8 in a really thrilling lastminute stand . It was a Varsity game all the way Saturday wit hthe Lions never threatening the leadership of the Big Four Circui twhich the 'Birds have held throughout the season .

• Weakened by the loss of stars AndyLang, Dick Dowrey, and Lee Straight ,the Students nevertheless outplayedNorth Shore all the way .TEAOLE STAR S

Biggest surprise of the game wasthe half-back running of Ernie Tea-gle, re-conditioned English ruggerman. Teagle, who has been under-studying Jim Harmer in the blockinghalf position all season, got a chanceto run some plays in Andy Lang'sright half spot and showed to goodadvantage on offensive playa .

AI- surprised were some of theVarsity substitutes who actually gotInto the gams on Saturday . Joplincame oft long enough to allow OusCarmichael the chance to run afew plays from the quarterbackspot. Don Rolston saw action forexactly two plays, and Ran3l Mattaplayed all of the find quarter an da little more in the third .

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