VOLDEMORT MUST DIE 1 CHAPTER ONE: THE KILLERS INT. HOUSE - BATHROOM – LIGHTS ON Carl going to the bathroom: in the middle of his shaving, he does not notice the door (not closed properly) to his right starting to open. Fingers, one by one, slowly grabbing the edge of the door; Carl looks to the opening door and sees the fingers and stares in shock. Jake Pops out and screams.

CARL Yawa ka! Kuyawa nako!

JAKE

Shot ta la!

CARL Nah…

JAKE

Agoy… Tala! Pina depressed-depresed na pud ka ugoka ka! 2 CHAPTER TWO: WHAT IF? EXT: BESIDE A STREET – DAY Cark and Jake are laughing and drunk under a tree.

CARL Hubog-hubog na ko bro. May ra jung nanghagit ka. Gainusara ra unta ko

JAKE

Lage, waslo au ka.

As Jake spits, a motorcycle passes by. Carl changes his expression from happy to very sad. Jake then notices Carl’s sudden change of mood.

JAKE

Nganu ka?

CARL Muoli na ko bro.

JAKE Daan pa lage ko, siya tong niagi. Taysa nganu gane Voldemort?

CARL

“She who must not be named.”

JAKE Awh oh. Salida man ron. Chikahe kuno ko nganu naingun-ana ka.

Carl starts to reminisce the past. Carl and Voldemort running towards each other. Jakes interrupts.

JAKE

Taysa, nganu gwapo kayo ka dra?

CARL Yawa ka. Padayuna ko

Carl Goes on. Carl and Voldemort sitting on a tree, about to kiss. Jake interrupts again.

JAKE

Taysa!

CARL Yati ka, nganu man?

JAKE

Shot sah.

CARL Yati ka. (carl gulps the rum and chaser)

JAKE Dayun? Nganu mo gabulag?

CARL

Ok pa unta kayo mi bro. Daun one summer day niingun siya na mularga daw sila iya pamilya sa gawas. Then gasabot mi na mag long distance relationship daw mi. Nipromis ko niya na hulaton nako siya and

nipromis pud daw siya na mubalik daw siya.

JAKE Dayun? Mao ra na?

CARL So mao to, nilarga siya. then after three months wala na siya ni communicate nako. Nakakita nalang kog

lain.

JAKE Ahw… bisag ako pud. Dayon nganu guol au ka?

CARL

Dili ko katuo na didto ra taman amu relationship bro. Nibalik pa jud siya niya dili na siya mutagad nako. Bisag bulag na mi itong bag.o nako.

JAKE

Shot sa.

CARL Yati brad, naguol na pud ko.

JAKE

Dugay na man au na bro. Highskul pa man ka ato. Dat was six years ago man!

CARL Di man gud brad. Makaguol ra jud au. As in jud.

JAKE

Pag effort nalang niya usab bro. Naa pa man juy chance magkabalik mo. There is always a rainbow after the rain, yet there is no rainbow without a little rain.

CARL

What if wala? What if masayang ra ako effort? What if she’ll turn me down? Mao dli ra ko bro. Kapoy na.

JAKE Balo ka, giingnan ko sa ako maestra sauna na: “life is filled with what if’s.” When she said that, I realized

that in order to be happy, we have to lessen those “what if’s” because they are just like regrets. Let’s live life without “what if’s”! So when we grow old, when we sit on that wheel chair, we sit there proud

and when the young laughs at us, we tell them: you are still going there while I am already home.

CARL Shet naa na pud ka.

JAKE

Nya mag ingun ani ra ka hantod sa hantod?

CARL Karun pa ko karealize ani bro… What if… patyun nato siya?

JAKE

Nya maulian na ka ana?

CARL Kaayo!! Malipay man jud ko kada mupatay ta or naa ta mission, pero mas malipay ko kong siya ato

patyun…

JAKE Sige pero ako mupatay para dli ka madala sa imu emotion. Ok ra?

CARL

Sige, basta sigurado-a ra.

JAKE Duy, nakapatay man gane kog laing secret agent just like us. This will just a walk in the park!

3 CHAPTER THREE: JURASIC PARK EXT. DARK ALLEY – DAY Jakes stalks Voldemort. INT. RESTAURANT – DAY Jake disguises himself as a server and poisons Voldemort’s drink. While Voldemort is about to drink, her phone rings, she picks it up, talks to it and walks away. A woman with blue hair sees the untouched drink and gulps it down in greed. Jake stares in shock. EXT/INT. PHARMACY – DAY Jake disguises himself as a pharmacist and sells Voldemort medicine. Voldemort drops the medicine as she takes her hand out of her pocket. The blue haired woman, desperate and in need of medicine, picks up the medicine that Voldemort dropped and ate it. Jake scratches his head in confusion. EXT. BESIDE A STREET - DAY Jake puts on a black terrorist mask. Jake finds Voldemort standing in a crowd. Jake takes out a handgun and aims at Voldemort. Just as Jake shoots, Voldemort ducks down to tie her shoes. The bullet hits the blue haired woman behind Voldemort. Jake runs to get away. As he stops, Jake throws his mask away and screams in frustration. EXT. IN A NARROW PATHWAY - DAY Voldemort is stopped by Jake. Jake assumes a Kung Fu pose. Voldemort does the same. They fight with kung fu moves and super powers. Smoke covers the narrow pathway and Voldemort walks out. 4 CHAPTER FOUR: TIME TO DIE VOLDEMORT INT. CARL’S HOUSE Two days pass by, Carl has not yet heard of Jake. He sits alone in his house, not knowing what to do and what happened. Jake finally comes in with a gun in his hand and band-aids on his face. Carl stares at Jake with confusion as Jake points the gun at Carl and puts it down on the table.

CARL I’ll do it myself.

Carl walks out carrying the gun.

EXT. IN A NARROW PATHWAY – DAY

Carl walks behind Voldemort. He points the gun at her. Yet Voldemort turns around and for the first

time in six years their eyes finally meet. Carl starts to shake.

CARL Dapat na ka mamatay!

VOLDEMORT

Unsay Problema nimu?

CARL Ikaw!

VOLDEMORT

Mura kag bata! Nganu man ka? Ikaw ang gasugo epapatay ko sah? Gatuo ka wala ko kabantay?

CARL Oo! Ako, salbahis kang bayhana ka! Nipromis ka!

VOLDEMORT

Ikaw ang salbahis… sa imu ka selfish nakalimut ka sa imu gi promis. Niingun ka sauna na imu ku hulaton bsag unsa pay mahitabo. Surprise unta tkw… nisayo kog pauli… pero sa pagpadulong nako sa inu balay,

na disgrasya ko. Three months ko in a coma! Daun naa na ka lain pag mata nako.

Carl falls to his knees and cries in guilt. Voldemort picks her up and tells him that everything is ok. Voldemort takes the gun away from Carl and throws it away and it hit something colored blue.

VOLDEMORT Tala na. ok na tanan. Balik na ta.

CARL

Sori kaau…

BLUE HAIRED GIRL Ikaw diay na! Ikaw ang gabilin itong hilo! Ikaw gahulog sa tambal! Ikaw gapusil nako! Ikaw may galabay

ani!

The woman with blue hair shoots Voldemort, killing her on the spot. Carl holds Voldemort.

CARL Why!

END