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MSC Expected to Retain Open Enrollment by Bob Darr

I Special ro The Metrqpolitan

Metropolitan State College will retain its open· enrollment policv, ac­cording to a . bill sent to the governor by the House last Thursday.

The governor's signature on H.B. 1187 will set in statute the role and mis­sion of every state college, university and community college.

Metro's role and mission is "a com­prehensive, baccalaureate institution with modified open admission stan­dards; except nontraditional students, as defined by the Colorado Commission on Higher Education (CCHE), who are over 20 years of age shall not be subject to admission standards." ,,) Metro currently is under a modified open enrollment policy. Applicants must have a high school diploma or its equivalent to be admitted.

The House approved the Senate's revised version of the bill by a 61-1 .aiargin, ending the controversy over Jrlgher education for this year.

The original bill, sponsored by Rep. Paul Schauer, R-Littleton, call for the creation of a "superboard" to govern the state system of higher education. Lobbying efforts by the governing boards of the various institutions had a major influence in weakening the House version, giving the CCHE limited powers as the governing authority.

The Senate amended the bill to the extent that a superboard was created in everything but name, according to Sen. Paul Powers, R-Denver, the bill's Senate sponsor.

The CCHE will be empowered to set admission standards, close or merge programs and determine how much state funding will be given to each institution.

Controversy erupted recently when the Joint Budget Committee set admis­sion standards and enrollment c~ps, among other guidelines, in the so­called "Memorandum of Understan­ding."

The MOU is the current procedure for funding higher education. Critics said that policy decisions should not be made by the fiscal authority and sup­ported the passage of H.B. 1187, which will supercede the MOU's authority.

The Governor's office said it expects Governor Lamm to sign the bill.

"Governor Lamm has indicated that he will take positive action on H.B. 1187 when it crosses his desk," said Steve Welchart, the Governor's press liason.

H.B. 1187 will place the CCHE as the supervising authority over the existing governing boards for each institution. Each board will submit a line item budget request to the CCHE for funding. The CCHE will submit one appropriation request to the General Assembly with line item budgets for each institution. The General Assembly will retain the final authority over the CCHE.

If signed by the governor, H.B. 1187 will go into effect July 1, 1985. D

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Students Assaulted by Robert Davis News &litor, The Metropolitan

A female Auraria student was dragged near bushes outside the Science building and beaten last week by a man fitting the description of another assailant spotted in the same area last month.

According to an Auraria police report, Karen Case, 32, was leaving the science- building at 10:45 p.m. last Thursday when a man grabbed her by the throat and dragged her to some bushes.

The suspect then threw her to the ground and said, "got you, you bitch. Got you, you bitch," the report said. According to the report, he then pun­ched her several times and demanded that she give him money. When she told him the. cash was loose in her purse he dumped the contents on the ground and began to rummage through it, the report said.

He then began yelling at Case and tried to tear her blouse, police said. Police also said that when another stu­dent approached the area, the suspect fled towards Speer Boulevard. In th~ report, Case described the suspect as a 5 foot 11 inch tall black male who weighs about 180 pounds.

The same description was given of an assailant sought in an assault case at the same location last month.

According to police records, Annette Hahn was parked in front of the St. Francis Center-about 30 yards fr<?m where Case was attacked-when a man. walked toward the car pointing to his wrist, as if to ask the time.

When the man reached the car, police said, Hahn rolled her window down about six inches and told him the time.

As in the most recent attack, it was about 10:45.

The report detailed the attack: "He reacJied through the window,

grabbed her by the throat, applied moderate pressure and held her for a few seconds. He then released her and walked away.

"As he left he said something like, 'That'll teach you bitch. I don't want anything from you:"

Hahn was not seriously injured in the attack, but Case was taken . to St. An­thony's hospital with injuries to her throat and right arm, and her left eye was swollen shut, according to the report.

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In response to the ongoinf! c:ontro­\·ersy involving the 24-Hour \fautilus health club chain. a Metropolitan Staie ~ I ege rrofessor recommended that ), >le\\ ho want to join a club fmd out

t thev arr getting mto before the~ sign a contract.

Dr. Marc Rabinoff, a professor in the physical education de-partrnent, said Thursdav that, unfortunatelv, most ~ahliC' health clubs arc mainly ~oncern­

ed with makmg a profit instead of help· mg their members get in bettL•r shape

Although the clubs·may have started with ideas which could have !wiped the publi(', Habinoff said that America ·s fitness craze stretched tl.e- dubs' ~Jbilities too fnr

"Their 5ize outgre\\ their abiiit) to provide adequate imtn .. ctinn m d .•ood, safe em1ronment, .. ht' said

Rabmoff, a long time cr)1c 1 f the I ('!)1th indu tn becaust- of the r,tnm in

~, Mld deaths 00nnt-cted \\.th it ~ or1\Hdt:. 1'> national., kno•H• m the

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manager of the ht a!th cluh~ 11eLd to knm\ mire about thnr ch1bs th.rn jii;,• the husines• end of the ,1p.t r.1t1or ..

i:.··Jr G<arrplc. Habt'loff ~~aid. 'iOrne y agers do not knO\\ ho\\ proper!\

ritaining .1 \\ hirlpooi dilft"rs fror . p• vi>erl> maintaining a hot tuh

One · a) for prospecth e eluh members to avoid th11se prohiems would b€' to check thl imtructor background beforehand. Rabinoff said :r.1at anv instructor should ha' e studied kinesioiogy, body mechanics, e'Xercise phy~wlogy and anatomy and obtain practical experience after that. Imtruc­tors then should attend periodic

·~MSC <;tudent Activities has an exciting lineup of events pla nned for the 85-86 school year

Activities planned for this summer's semester include: rafting and canoe trips; plaza picnics; and an Elitch's Qay.

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workshops lo keep that knowledge cur- · rent, he said.

Once the instructors have studied that information, Rabinoff said, the\ will understand what is happening with a person's he:.irt and lungs during exercise. for example, und they will be able to antic1pa1e a problem before any injuries occur. lt wo11ld also help if instrm·tor<; c;penf more time answering questions about how to ~et the most out of an exercise imtead of trying to sell additional mc·mberships. he '>aid.

·Some organizations .md. clubs arc trying to help the consumer. Rahinoff <;aid Denvtr 1 echnological College offers o two year tleg:ree in Sports \techcme T<X·hnoloi..'Y· The Sports Club in Lakewood, lht' Sporting Club in Chern· Creek, The I uternational Athll lie Cl11b in Denver and the Y\f CA ·s arc> thP club:>' \v h1ch he believes <'.re tr:mg to. do the lJe'>t job. The'' arc encouraging ~heir employees to attend \\·ork hop' .ind tt• go back to school to !('(lat" thf•:r kumdedge, he said·.

HmveH'... ntl1( r clubs haH· been bekng1tPred T•. t er th '" ith charges thi1t tht·\ d1, . •wt t.ikt> en.re nf their t 1stw110N. At the 'ame tune, former r n~1:oy1·c 11f ·• ~-fhur :\'aut1lus allege t! it t H 11 tht \.\<trt m1"tr<:"ated.

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Spring '86 will bring: Women's Fare 86; Black History Month festivals; Latin American Week; talent shows; dances; four big-screen movies; and ski trips.

Th• Office of lnt•rnational Stud4111t S•rvicss encourages students to toke advantage of the various ser­vices civolloble to International and American students on the Rurorlo Campus. Among the areas of emphasis. ore:

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Joining, Prof. Warns bee,n bought out bv 24-J!our N autil11s qualit) programs and instruC'lion. She a fter it went ban'.uupt. At the 24-Hom now \vorks qS a salesperson at the Nautilm at Hollv and LPetsclale streets, Highline Athletic Club m Littleton. Sharp '"as a· -;alt:sper.son ai:id a "'It was a dictatorship," Sharp said. volunteer ac>robic~ rnordinatur. 5he "NautilITT does not ha ve a ny respect for hired aerobir:s instructor~ and tramed a person's rights." .Man) employees them. she said. lfrr manager did not were fired without warnin~ anp wa11t to fm.' her, 5h.1rp said, but \o\as without i:eac;on. she said. For example, told to do so 'J,· thf uwner of 24-Jlotir the manager who fired her, Gus Nautilus ul the time. Vmc:l' Colon. Thomas. wa~ f,,..,,.i hecnuse the club

That munager ha' aho het'n fired bv was dirtv, Sh1r l 24-Honr l\;autilm and u ne\\ pr~1dt>nt, About· the mcmhers. Sharp Oak Beggs, took mer last \\ Pek. Sharn ~.aid that. "t~. l , \• 'autilm) just put said thnt 'he asked Colon wh\• she had them on the Nautilus machine~ and ran been fm.•d. hut that he ga\>e her no them through like· cattle. Thev didn't reason. ~harp said that she \\ 1c; the care if the\ bencfitted trom tL •. numbPr one 'ales person cMnng ht:r Rabinoff ~aid that this ~ind of thing fo111; months v. ith ~4-Hour ~aulilus. rnuld be prevented· hv the industrv. She dlsn Sdid that tdthough sht:' has no "It ·happens in jll';t' about any health

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MSC's Economic Impact to be Studied by Tom Smith Reporter, The Metropolitan

MSC President Paul Magelli has com­missioned Professor Lynde Gilliam of Metro's Economic Department to con­duct a study of the college's economic impact in the greater Denver area.

Metto provides a product ( educa­tion) just like any other business. And like other businesses, Metro uses resources from the area. Some of those. resources are employees; including teachers, some students and maintenance personnel.

All of these people receive wages, which they spend on clothing, food, shelter and entertainment, and thus effect economic life in the region.

But MSC as an institution is also a consumer. Through the purchase of paper, pencils and other supplies from all over Denver, Metro creates jobs and further expendable income which has an impact on the financial well-being of the area.

Gilliam is teaching an urban Economic's class, which gave him the idea for the study. At about the same time, President Magelli approached him with the proposal.

A study such as this has not been con­ducted by anyone on the Metro campus for about 15 to 20 years, Gilliam said.

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"Metro is a strong economic force in the metro area," he said. But when the public is asked about Metro, he said they know that MSC is a college, but are unaware of what impact the school has on the eeonomic environment in the Denver Metro Area.

Gilliam will seek to identify and publicize just how much Metro does affect the region.

As part of the study, Gilliam will be sending out surveys to teachers on the Auraria campus. Another idea he is toying with is picking classes at random and surveying them for information, which will be gathered and processed by Gilliam in conjunction with other departments on campus.

Gilliam said he would like to see this type of work grow at the college.

"I see a real bright future for Metro in getting involved in urban affairs," he said. Dr. Magelli is inte.rested in it also, he said.

Dr. Magelli turned to the economic's department first because he is an economist by education. Gilliam said the study is natural because this is one of the many things that economists do for a living.

The study should be completed by the end of the summer, Gilliam said. By then Gilliam would like to get the word out that Metro does have a large

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It was Veteran's Day, 1984 and a slight drizzle of rain fell in a steady pat­tern. My friend Dale and I were admir-

e._ ing the autumn colors as we drove along the George Washington Memorial Parkway in Northern Virginia. This day would be a very special one for the men and women who served their country in war-torn

- JI' Vietnam, a war with no front lines and · no distinguishable enemy.

The drizzle had stopped and the gray overcast that prevailed set a somber mood within us as we neared the nation's capitol and our destination, the Vietnam Veterans Memorial.

I was raised in Virginia, the scenic and historically preseved "Old Domi­nion," during an era of great testing of strength and allegiance for our coun­try. Our family settled down only nine miles -from the nation's capitol in a somewhat rural area known as Great

~ Falls, Virginia-so named after the cascading waters on the Potomac River. My father was one of the many government employees who commuted from Virginia to work in the capitol region. As a typical kid of that time, one of the favorite neighborhood pastimes was playing army. My friend Mark, the son of a dairy farmer, and I

would make an assault on a nearby hill soon after school. The "battlefield" was everything an adventurous boy desired-tall oak trees, thick brush, a creek with steep embankments, and the hill (our objective) backed by a dense forest.

At this very same time, there was another place_ where"hills" were being taken - a place where many Americans gave their lives to gain control of them. Ham.burger Hill was one of countless bloody engagements against a foreign enemy determined to "unify" their country. I knew about Vietnam but I couldn't comprehend what was hap­pehing there. It seemed so far away. Then a Special Forces Sergeant named Barry Sadler composed and sang the "Ballad 0£ Green Beret." It was an instant hit around the country and in our 6th grade class at Great Falls Elementary School. During break we would play the song over and over

i again thinking how bad these Com­munist people must be.

The CBS News with Walter Cronkite came on about the time my father made it home from work in Washington. I remember the daily casualty rate being reported somewhat like the latest stock quotes. This quote always increased as the weeks dragged on in Vietnam. Meanwhile, Washington became a focus for many

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people against the war. The demonstrations in our nations's capitol intensified as more young men came home in flag-draped, government­issue coffins.

Vietnam was the first major war America had lost and the veterans suf­fered the most knowing we had been defeated. They took the blame. There was no "peace with honor" as our government had called it. The G.I. was simply the pawn on the chessboard who took the b1ame. As I drove my way

across the 'Theodore Roosevelt Bridge and entered Washington I hoped this day would recognize the Vietnam Veteran as a citizen who made a noble sacrifice in serving his country under extreme difficulties, a tribute to the participants in a war fought by few but condemned by many.

When my friend Dale and I reached Constitution Avenue in the heart of D.C., we began noticing the throngs of people making their way to the

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OP/ED Cosmic Vibratiom. •

by Keith Levise

"High antics are to be favored o'er high treason" -Thomas O' Jefferson 1967

Catch this one. The rabble rousers in Washington are saying "America is back-an upbeat mood, and go man go!" What they aren't saying is that a new era of social unrest is a definite part of the bargain.

Call it a political, economic, or communist upheaval; criticism can't turn the cosmic tide.

That we might all prepare for this great illum~nation, the following supposi-tions are hereby advanced. ·

While the flower children (quietly) guard the moral imperative, love beads and incense, for sure, it is the mission of a traditional hippie to spread the word.

Rememberin_g, of course, that politics and pizzazz is what separates a hippie

May 8, 1985

. If They Only Knew from a yippie, and that a haircut and a job transforms a yippie to a dippie, we _'! should be cognizant of the root term hip.

A trusty old definition from 1968 is "to be turned on and tuned in; to know the score. Though to be hip doesn't necessarily mean that one has to drop out of straight society."

According to this definition, a young republican (is there truly such a thing?) could theoretically be two thirds of the way to completi'on of the traditional three stage cycle, providing she or he is A) having a consciousness or mind-expanding ,. experience by any 9r all means, and B) is illuminating her environment (from within) in terms of the good and the bad aspects of reality; or some facsimile thereo£ . . . two-thirds there/

Well, praise the lord and pass the ammunition. We can run th~ rabble out by sundown, remembering of course that in the U.S., where hogwash is swill and swill is swell: "Peace is still peace, brma is still happening. A roach is but a roach, ' and busted is busted. "

America is back. If they-0nly knew. •

The Met Lauded for Handling of COntroVersy I have never seen a reac.tion to anything in The Metropolitan like the reaction to

the Vietnam coverage. I thought that this campus was firmly in the grip of apathy and lethargy. I'm surprised and pleased that someone out there actually reads The Met and has reactions to and opinions on the content. Me tool

First. The Metropolitan is here to provide a " . .. publicatio.n for the students of the Auraria Campus ... " The Met prints news and items of interest for ALL the students. That's an audience of 30,000 and it's a very diverse one. The Met also provides an environment for students to acquire experience in journalism, graphic arts, editing, photography and newspaper production. The entire staff is made up of stud~nts. Generally, they are novices in newspaper work. They are learning by applying all that classroom "stuff' in actual practice. They learn from one another and they learn from their mistakes.

I suggest to students Anderson, Gabrisch, Ulbinsky and Johnson that if you want a prof~onal inoffensive production, go elsewhere. Try the News or the Post or even try the Christian Science Monitor, if you can handle it. If you are interested in helping The Met become a better paper try constuctive criticism. Point out what you don't like to the editor and his staff. Do it in person, don't hide and don't forget to tell them what you like about The Met too. There are other avenues for criticism. The Board of Publications, The Student Affairs Board and. Student Government are all places that will listen and do something about your valid complaints. I realize it's easier to bitch and it's more fun. How about volunteering at The Met? They could always use a good copy editor.

Second. The First Amendment, Messrs. Anderson and Ulbinsky, guarantees yon the freedom of expression. It does not "protect" you or what you say from those who express themselves by saying that your opinions suck canal water. A newspaper editor can express himself that way and so can I. What you say isn't sacred, your right to say it is. I expect every U.S. citizen to know that, let alone college students. Kevin Vaughan did not violate your First Admendment rights. In fact, he fur~ered them by printing your letters.

;fhird. All this controversy about the Vietnam coverage just shows that we, as a nation, don't know why we were there. There is even a division of opinion among the Vietnam Vets. After all this time, we're still arguing. I think the argument now is between those who would like to forget the bad experience and those who refuse to let the experience be forgotten. I think we shouldn't forget. Especially now that our leaders are split on the Nicaraguan issue. It seems we face the same dilemma. We should talk about Vietnam and its effects on all of us. We should never let discussion of those experiences be confined to secret talks in an elite veterans club, as Mr. Ulbinsky suggests. We should not ignore our Vietnam past or its victims because of our shame, our loss or our confusion.

Next. A college setting is an ideal situation for the discussion of old and new ideas and issues. But that doesn't really happen around here. The Metropolitan

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should be the leader in those discussions, by inviting input from the campus com­munity both as formal articles and as letters to the editor. If it takes making people mad to get their reactions and to get di~ogue started, then The Met should make people mad.

The Met does a good job. Since I've been here the paper has become less bland and less boring. The Met concentrates more on impo~ant campus issues than it used to. I would like to see The Met bite the hands that feed it though by going after the Board of Pubs, SAB and Student Government. The current expose ar­ticles, mostly by Michael Ocrant, go after safe subjects. Expose victims can't get back at the paper. I understand that aspiring editors have to play politics to get the. job. But if reporters want to play Jack Anderson, then they should go all the way out on the limb. .

Last. Military air power has never achieved what its proponents have claimed, with the exception of local tactical superiority. When you hear Vietnam "aviator" brag about all the blasting they can do, Kevin, remember that we still lost the Vietnam War.

Honor and Pain I support the red, white and blue even if it does m&zn a little more red

Therapeutically Dave Sutherland

covering the ground, -spilling out of soldier's bodies.

I believe in the red, white and blue even when the white darkness is all some will ever see.

I trust the red, white and blue even though the iced blue resembles frozen corpses in muddy trenches.

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Source Claims· Inaccuracy; Disavows Quotes Dear Sir:

Contrary to what Betsy Cable was quoted as saying in the article on the MSC LD Program May 1 in The Metropolitan, the Learning Disabilities Program at MSC has served LD students whose disablilities range from moderate to severe. By law the presence of learning disabilities cannot by itself prevent students from entering a college or university, regardless of whether the institution has open or restricted enrollment. In fact, an estimated five to 10 percent of any post secon­dary student population is learning disabled. These students have average or above average intelligence, some with IQ's higher than 85 percent of the popula-ion at large.

The crux of the issue in having DACC provide academic services for MSC LD students is not the credibility of the DACC Program, for it is sound. Certainly tpe program is different from MSC's, but then the two year community college students have different needs than those at MSC, as reflected in the differing goals and missions of the two schools. Rather, the concern I have heai:d repeatedly voic­ed by MSC LD students is that they are admitted to MSC, meeting requisite entrance requirements and· desiring a four year degree, only to be referred out of MSC to DACC to have their academic needs met.

More than three credit hours of help would be. needed from DACC to help MSC LD students. Some of these courses are not learning disabilities specific but vir­tually all of them do not transfer to MSC as either elective or required credits. Thus, as handicapped students, the MSC LD student could be furthe.r penalized

· by having to spend additional time and money to resolve learning barriers created "by their specific learning disabilities and being.asked to do so in a way that further slows down the completion of a four year degree program. Other academic ser­vices essential to the adjustment of LD students would not be easily coordinated by DACC, particularly those that require the close interfacing of MSC faculty with the LD program.

On May 2, I 4ii~ussed _with Dr. Ken Rager the credit hour cost for LD students. ' The $121 figure should be adjusted down to approximately $106. This figure

includes cost,s2uch as the use of Code 11 workstudy {financial aid) students, which, alone, totals to approximately $8,000 per academic year. Clearly, an LD Program will be more expensive than dealing with students in the regular

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classroom, as represented by the $35 cr~dit ·hour cost figure for business students. Finally, I would like to correct three misquotes in particular made of me in the

May 1 article. First, the statement "Students have to be found extremely deficient to be referred to DACC" was taken out pf context. I gave this answer in response to an inquiry as to whether or not I had referred MSC LD students out of the MSC program to DACC's. As it reads, it appears that this statement refers to all DACC LD program students, which was not my intention. The statement "It (DACC support services) prepares them for a community college education" in an incor­rect quote. Finally, I did not state that all MSC LD students have I Q's above the 85th percentile, as it appears to have been said in the quote. Sincerely,

• Eva 0. Dyer Director, Learning Disabilities Program

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Memorial: Opening Impacted Many cont. from page 5 memorial. As the afternoon continued gray and overcast we saw many vets searching for old buddies. Some carried signs with their former units announc­ed in big letters: "Charlie Company, 5/7th, Camp Evans, 1st Air Cav." The all too familiar "boonie hat" worn in the jungles of Vietnam adorned the heads of many vets-some with Purple Hearts and other medals pinned carefully on. All branches of service were represented that day. There was the helicopter pilot and the medic, the jet fighter, mechanic and the infan­tryman. All were here for this special day of remembrance of their buddies and comrades who didn't make it back.

Veterans met and introduced each other. Conversations were sometimes boisterous and at other times quiet and reflective. "What unit were you with, bro?" "Hey d.ude, that A.O. (area of operations) was hot, there was beaucoup (pronounced boo-coo, mean­ing many) V.C. in that zonel"

The huge gathering at the memorial attracted a few that had previously demonstrated against the war. One of the individuals carried a sign stating, "No more Vietnams." That one drew some attention when the longhaired fellow with looks reminiscent of the '60s walked by a trio of vets in conver­sation. A big bearded vet let him know he didn't appreciate his presence.

It was time for President Reagan to dedicate this memorial to the Vietnam veteran. The first dedication on Memorial Day, 1984, had been for the black marble wall and the 58,000 names engraved on it. Many vets had left that day depressed and feeling there was still something missing. Then a sculpter named Frederick E. Hart produced a beautiful clay model of three servicemen. The three really epitomized the American G.I. serving in Vietnam. The slightly larger than life statue depicted the soldiers as just coming back from an operation somewhere in the jungle. One wears the infamous "boonie hat" with an M-00 Machine gun slung over his shoulder, another wears the flak vest unzipped as the climate made it too uncomfortable, and the other has a towell hanging from his neck and car­ries the M-16 rifle. The statue received full approval and-was-placed across the lawn in a grove of trees near the wall. The three servicemen now look over to their comrades, the 58,000, as if to guard them - that no one would ever do them harm again.

From where many of us stood, we couldn't see the president and a certain hush fell over the crowd as he began to speak. I turned to look around at the thousands of veterans and their families grasping the moment, concentrating on

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"No number of wreaths, no amount of music and memoralizing will ever do them justice. Those who fought in Viet­nam are part of us; part of our history. They reflect the best in us. The men of Vietnam answered the call of their country," proclaimed the president. Indeed, as I looked around the vets con­centrating on these words, I knew they were a part of us. These men and women went to help a country in their time of need. We Americans took on a honorable task to help defend a country not a desiring a communis~ way of life."

As evening approached, I walked slowly along the V-shaped memorial bearing the names of our fellow coun­trymen who had made the ultimate sacrifice.

The candles placed along the wall cast an eerie glow in the dead ... Daniel

, T. Flowers ... Timothy Meeker Jr .... Abraham L. Moore ... Robert C. Greathouse ... William Ortega Jr .. . . John W. Brooks .. . Alvin W. Maxwell ... Benard R. Knapic ... (the last name my father's good friend.) Sometimes I would scan the wall and find myself singling out one name. Who was he? What unit was he with? What had happened on his final day? Flowers placed by a name, wreaths, photographs, dogtags, were left as final tokens. I remember kneeling down to peer at a picture leaning against the foot of the wall, the photograph just visible in the glow of candlelight. I studied it for a few moments. A young soldier had on his combat fatigues, web gear and helmet, standing at "port arms." The most typical pose for a soldier being photographed for his family back home. Perhaps his mother came here to remember him and left the photograph he once had sent her from some lonely firebase in Vfetnam. He looked no older than eighteen.

The long procession of people con­tinue to move along slowly, pausing to read a note with a single rose attached; "Dearest Tom, I have not forgotten you ... you will always be with me. I miss you ... LOVE, DEBBIE . . . " A wreath with a dedication: "To the brave men of the 2/9, Battle of Phu Bai

Mountain-only because of their-'!'_ bravery am I here today . .. "

I approached the statue again of the three American soldiers looking across toward the wall. It was very

· impressive. The crowd just stood to admire and take pictures. One disable<} vet sat next to the statue in his wheelchair. Many vets stayed a long time taking in the moment. It had been a long battle on the homefront and their recognition was finally coming about. ~

Before I moved on I paused to take V picture of the various patches, pins, and fla~ representing some of the units in Vietnam that were placed at the foot of the statue. A couple of POW I MIA bracelets sat amid the collection. These were worn by people_ back home in sup­port of the Americans being held cap­tive. I wondered if the person engraved on that bracelet made it home. Pro­bably not.

I thought it ironic that Jimmy Carter, on his first day in office, would grant the 200,000 draft dodgers a fu.lil. pardon when there were still rµen miss­ing and unaccounted for who had serv­ed their country in Vietnam. There were a countless number of veterans in our own country, I might add, that were trying to rebuild their lives with no help from our government. The draft dodgers got a free ride back with no questions asked. They didn't have to do time or any civil service. The vet did his time and came home without an arm or a leg. Others arrived in a box. Where do the priorities lie? You tell,.. me.

I remember after President Reagan made his speech to the veterans that brisk fall day in Washington. As the band played the "Star Spangled Ban­ner," I had glanced to my right and noticed a somber looking veteran; small in stature but standing tall, with his old fatigues and "boonie hat" pulled low over his head. He stood at attention, holding his salute to the flag, an individual among the thousands that day. Instinctively, I raised by camera seeing a moment in history to capture but something said "NO" within me. This was his moment and no one would take it from him. D

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by Tom Deppe Entertainment Edit-Or, The Metropolitan

England in 1947 wasn't exactly the most joyous of countries to live in. What with the empire crumbling ·and food rationing continuing at home, life could be downright depressing; especially when the aim of society·was still to maintain the imperial, stiff upper lip facade.

A Private Function takes a satirical, ·tongue-in-cheek look at England's postwar era, when the rah-rah newsreel propaganda of "fair shares for all," was circumvented by th~ black

market and an upper-crust society that wasn't about to sha.re hard times with the "commoner."

Gilbert Chilvers (Michael Palin of Monty Python fame) makes his living in some nameless Yorkshire town as a chiropodist (foot doctor) . He bicycles around town trimming the toenails and commenting on the pedal features of . his customers. He is seemingly unaf­fected by the contrast in standard of living between his upper-crust patients and his own middle-class lifestyle. His only ambition is fo open his office in town where he can display a giant plaster cast of a foot.

Given Palin's madcap background in Monty Python, it's almost disconcerting to see him being the rather ordinary wimp that Gilbert Chilvers is. I kept waiting for some loony Pythones­que humor to issue forth as he looked up the legs of his female patients while he dilligently trimmed their toenails.

As Gilbert's wife Joyce, Maggie. Smith displays her usual commanding screen presence. In contrast to Gilbert, Joyce i~ not all content with her lot in life. Ber longing for the good life is con­stantly being reinforced by Gilbert:s innocent teporting of the goings on in the homes of the rich. Joyce feels she deserves the perks of a doctor's wife-even if her husband is a mere foot doctor.

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During one toenail-trimming session with a farmer's wife, Gilbert is called to the barn to remove a nail from the hoof of a sow. Inadvertently, he is ezj>osed to a plot by three of the town's leading citizens to fatten up an "unlicensed" pig so that they can have a proper high-society banquet in honor of Princess Elizabeth's wedding.

The three town figures are a delightful parody on the pretensions of the English upper class. Denholm Elliott performs splendidly as the , wickedly snooty Dr. Swaby, who views Gilbert as something of a fraud and a threat to his own business. Richard Griffiths, as the obese · accountant Allardyce (he looks like a two-legged cousin to "Betty" the pig), and J oho Normington, as the reluctant lawyer Lockwood, round out this trio of upper-class connivers.'

Nemesis to this cabal of black marketeers _is Wormold (Bill Paterson) the local representative for the Ministry of Food. Wormold has no sense of smell and is a scream to watch as he hunts down, in a manic, single-minded man­ner, every illegal pork chop and sausage he can find. I suspect that Wormold is a A Private Function's satiric revenge on the British bureaucrat.

Gilbert is inclined to ignore the "unlicensed" pig business, but when pr. Swaby shuts down his long­awaited office in town, he snaps. Goaded on by Joyce's observation that "It's not just pork, it's power," Gilbert takes his revenge by "swine- napping" the pig.

No sooner does Gilbert get "Betty" the pig home, than her digestive system, upset by the varied diet of scraps she had been fed, goes on a ram- . page. Here, Patin's and Smith's elo­quently pained facial expressions are more effective than "smellavision" ever could be in illustrating the olfactory

A "swine" is born

devastation of Betty's diarrhea attacks. Betty also takes over the Chilvers' household and the audience's hearts just as effectively as any recued dog pound mutt would.

Despite Joyce's hunger for the "power of pork," Gilbert cannot .bring himself to slaughter Betty, instead he comes to regard her as a friend. The scenes where the two of them chase Betty around the house with his podiatrist's instruments are some of the film's comedic highlights.

However, something has to give, they can't keep blaming the smell in the nouse on "Mum," and black marketeers and W ormold are closing in. What happens? Well you'll just have to go see the movie to find out.

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Indeed, A Private Function is a shin­ing example of British comedy at its subtle, sophisticated-yet mad­cap~ best, as it skewers English society's class distinctions and tradi­tions, and throws some barbs at human nature in general. If that doesn't appeal to you, there's still Betty the pig, the most captivating on-screen animal character since Clyde the organgutan.

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The most poetic player in the NBA took the low post and moved gracefully to the hoop. Swish! "Aaaalex Eeeenglish," gargled the announcer.

"Time out Phoenix." English slipped _over to the bench, looking much like · tbe cartoon image of the Pfok Panther the scoreboard was comparing him to. The am:10uncer then said something _about Alex English's second book of poetry being on sale from all arena novelty vendors.

Let's Share, by Alex English, was indeed on sale from· the same guys who were selling "Hey,-Moe, put in Joe" tee shirts. The audience, already buried in commercialism, was at a lo~ to com­prehend that a scoring machine could have the soul of a poet.

The ddminant impression seemed to be that it didn't matter if English.could deliver onomatopoeia off the rebound, or even if he could spell his own name. own name.

However, if he could loft the bas~et­ball into the air and will its trajectory over Larry Nance and through the hoop, he would become a greater hero than, T.S. Eliot-at least to diehard Nuggets' fans.

The heat of the moment had put a 'dumb jock' label on Alex English. The timing and the marketplace were all wrong to support the artist in lieu of the sports star.

Something else was wrong. Basket­ball is a poetic spo_rt-fluid, graceful, ironic, emotional; but what of the players?

Poets have been immortalized as tor­tured individuals who suffer for their art. So when a man.comes along who is making a superstar salary, people begin to wonder how much suffering he has endured.

There are other types of poetry than lamentive and mournful. Poets don't need to suffer from 'Sylvia Plath Syn­drome' to be good. Not that there is . anything wrong with Plath's poetry,

·but reading too much of it could lead to suicidal tendencies . .

Reading too much of Alex English's poetry could lead to a terminal smile.

English has a fresh 'c' est la vie' -, attitude that turns sour quickly. While

he shows a wide range of emotion and understanding, from seasoned philosopher, to playful child, to exotic vagabond, his verse lacks passion, and has a rather matter-of-fact tone.

Perhaps professional basket.Pall has gilded English. Even when he deals with death in his poem, "Harry's End," he toys with it and tries to make us think he has more sensitivity than his writing suggests. He writes "that nothing stops the hunter death" and

,y_ goes on with "hope you (Harry) enjoyed every minute of your life."

It's nice to see such loving memory, but it seems automatic when he includes such easy phrases as "shocked me" and "saddened me".

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RAIN POEM

The rain's just stopped & everything smells of wet asphalt. Puddles make me thipk of how coloring books were hoarded for days just such as this. My mother never baked.

Something about an umbrella makes everyman feel British. He swings it, punches elevator buttons, & raps on doors with it; it feels natural.

For a moment, just before rainstop, there was such force, such frenzy in its crazy cascading, that I closed my umbrella, looked to the grey sky with my mouth open'-tongue outstretched­& drank the tasteless drops-thinking of whalesongs (rainsongs).

There's a moment in every rainstorm when someone wants the rain to never end. The pattering, the slick glossiness of brick buildings, the beading of drops on carhoods,

the feeling of cleanliness when you let the rain fall on your uncovered head and .trickle down your back: they speak perfection.

We all sing the rainsongs we learned when young.

Robert W (lles

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MUSIC Viva 'Los Lobos' by Ken Cole Special to The Metropolitan

"Who's Los Lobos?" the leathered and spiked kid who was walking by, asked as I stood in line at the Rainbow Music Hall last Thursday night.

"Well, they play rock," I replied, "but then they also use an accordian and sing half their songs in Spanish."

He looked puzzled. "Do they play metal?" he asked. I

spotted the Twisted Sister button on his jacket. .

"Oh, heavy metal? No." I said. The only thing heavy about Los

Lobos might be the weight of some of the members in the band. The only metal they play is what's in their instruments.

Their music isn't easily categorized, but they showcased it wonderfully in a rousing set last week at the Rainbow.

Time," a rhythm and blues laced lament delivered with heart breaking sincerity by guitarist David Hildalgo.

Part of Los Lobos versatility stems from the distinctive vocals of Hildalgo and guitarist Caesar Rosas. Hildalgo sings with A clarity and strength that borders on operatic. Rosas, with equal power and technique, can belt out rock and blues along with the best.

Following a searing versiqn of the bluesy "Don't-Worry Baby," the group did a medley of familiar, and not so familiar, traditional Mexican folk songs to end their performance. -

Los Lobos played with a relaxed stage presence and tight sound acquired from over ten years of playing dive bars, weddings, high school par­ties, and Southern California punk clubs.

"Los Lobos" guitarist Caesar Rosas quitting The Blasters.

May8, 1985

set, showcasing the songwriting strengths of Shelburn and lead guitarist Lee Woo. Woo's mandolin lead on "Aye Yi Yi Yi" was wonderful, even though it was butchered by poor sound mixing on the part of the leading act's

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· Los Lobos' show was as diverse as their material. The 90 minute plus set featured a fusion of basic rock'n'roll, country/folk sounds, and southern blues, all served up with Los Lobos' distinctively progressive style and sound.

Musically, the band is a mixture of American rock'n'roll cros5 bred with traditional Mexican and southwestern rhythms. Hildalgo plays the accordian on many of the songs, while Rosas uses several Mexican stringed instruments such as the jarana, the guitarron, and the bajo sexto, all favorites of mariachi bands. Several of the songs in the show were delivered in Spanish, allowing Hildalgo and Rosas to display some incredibly harmonious singing.

Tony Roam, a group with a sound as equally distinctive and fresh as Los Lobos, opened the Rainbow show. Their music is also slightly tinged with country and Western influences, yet integrated into a new rock format. sound man. •

After a spirited and innovative open­ing performance by Denver's Tony Roam, Los Lobos took the stage and launched into the title track from their debut album "How Will the Wolf Sur­vive?," a lovely, allegorical country­western ballad about the fate of the wolf.

Roam opened with "Whatever hap­pened to My Train?" a muse on the continually evolving demise of the railroads. Vocalist/guitarist Doug Shelburn, formerly with The Pink, pro­vided strong vocals on the tune.

Their performance of "Vacation" highlighted the subtle sarcasm and social commentary of the song's lyrics. The band has produced a video of "Vacation" which can be seen on Channel 12's Teletunes show.

Tony Roam 's keyboardist Pat Nowicki and drummer Dale VanLewen provide a strong base for the band. both are able to handle the shifting beat and rhythms which add interest to Tony Roam's material and keep the band from sounding the same on every song-a frequent trait. of many local bands.

Look for Tony Roam around town. The band's eclectic and strikingly original sound holds forth the promise Following a couple of rockers from

their upcoming album, the band again slowed the pace with "A Matter of

Los Lobos' distinctive sound was an outgrowth of their east Los Angeles roots. Four of the five band members: guitarists Rosas and Hildalgo, bassist Conrado Lozano, and drummer Louie Perez, all grew up in east Los Angeles and still reside there. Sax player Steve Berlin jo.!_nf'.d_.the band last year after

"Cowboy in the City of God" and "Aye Yi Yi Yi" were highlights of the

for injecting some freshness into an ~ often stale local music scene. 0

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Student Takes First Place Allen Seals, a handicapped student

from MSC, placed first in the discus throw last weekend at the 13th annual Rocky Mountain Wheelchair Games, hosted by MSC.

m:· Seal is now qualified to compete in the 29th National Wheelchair games in Pennsylvania, June 7-9. Instead, he is "going to stay here and teach other peo­ple how to train for the games,..-Seals

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wheelchair athletes. Selectipns are made after the nationals for an American team to compete in the Inter­national Games in Britain, July 28-Aug. 4. The British games attract wheelchair athletes from over 50 coun­tries.

In all the games the athletes are · classified to compete in a category biis­ed on the medical classification system related to their disability. .

The athletes compete in weight lifting, slalom, track and field, swimming, and table tennis.

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SPORTS MSC Baseball Televised

Metro State vs. Denver University

Wed., May 15, 8 p.m. ATC Lit­tleton, Ch. 8.

Thurs., May 16, 8 p.m., ATC Lit­tleton (Ch. 8 ), Wheatridge (Ch. 9), Thornton, (Ch. 4), and North­glenn (Ch. 4).

Mon., May 20, 7:30 p.m., ATC Wheatridge, Ch. 9, and Wed., May 22, 8:30 p.m.

Announcers: Michael Klahr, play by play and Gene Blish_, color commentary.

MSC Softball takes Secon,d The MSC women's softball team

finished its season last weekend at the j' NAIA District VII playoffs at Mesa, los­J. ing to Mesa the championship game, E 4-3. ~ "We choked, I guess is the word for

it," said head coach Jim Romero. "I was disappointed for the girls.''

The Roadrunners were seeded fourth in the tournament, while Mesa was seeded first . The Roadrunners played Mesa in the first game and lost 3-0 in the double-elimination tournament.

MSC went on to beat number three­seeded New Mexico Highlands 3-1, and number two-seeded Adams State Col­lege 4-2, on Saturday.

The Roadrunners then caught the Mesa Mavericks off guard in the first championship game, beating them 4-3. This evened the records of the two teams to 3 and 1 and forced a second play-off game.

The two teams were tied 3-3 at the bottom of the sixth, when Mesa came back in the top of the seven.th and took over.

Laura Semple took a double for Mesa on an error by MSC' s third baseman mary Mungar. Lora Mick bunted, sen­ding Semple to third, followed by a single down the left-field line, which scored Semple.

The Mavericks won the game 4-3. Romero is proud of his team's 26-12

record, but he hopes to duplicate it next year, and go higher.

"We were all disappointed," Romero said. "Winning, that's the name of the game. We're always close. I want to be the top guy."

Mesa will advance to national in California, but Romero is plotting his strategy for next year.

"I am looking so forward to next year," Romero said. 0

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If you have at least two years of college left, you can spend six weeks at our Army ROTC Basic Camp this summer and earn approximately $600.

And if you qu~lify, you can enter the ROfC 2-Year Program this fall and receive up to $1,000 a year .

But the big payoff happens on graduation day. That's when you receive an officer's commission. · So get your bcx:ly in

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Enroll in Army ROTC. For more information, contact your Professor of Military Science.

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MSC Baseball TUms . Season Around by Lori Martin-Schneider Sports Editor, The Metropolitan

The MSC men's baseball team began the season with a lot of potential, but saw it begin to fade when it displayed a 9-13-1 record at the start of April. Its power hitters weren't conecting and its polish was taldng on a tarnish.

But the shine beamed through. The Roadrunners came back to win

16 of their next 22 games, and started breaking school records-three altogether-and tying two. But after this weekend when the team travels to Silver City, N.M., for the NAIA District VII playoffs, the Roadrunners can expect to have nine records in their pockets-if all goes well.

away from tying the school record ot ,111111 eight hbme runs in one season.

Doug Montgomery, who plays third base when he's not covering for Wells at first, is two runs away from also tying the home run record.

The three records already broken _ are:

Hoben for times at bat-160, old record-155; Outfielder Mark Bryant for walks (base on balls)-32, old record-29; Wells for saves-5, old record-3; Team earned run average per game-5.33, old record-5.57. ....._

The two records they tied are: Team home run record-34; Pitcher

Bob Weber for most wins in a season-7.

~ The records on the verge of being ~ broken are: .g For home runs, Todd Vaughn-7 • .,i: and Doug Montgomery-6, record

One of the reasons for the team's turnaround is the development of the infield. Second baseman Shawn Hoben has mastered the pivot; while sqortstop Keith Schulz completes the perfect combination for the double play.

MSC Head Coach Bill Helman waves in relief pitcher/first baseman Ronn Wells at the Roadrunner's final home game last Wednesday against Denver University.

now standing-8; Shawn Hoben for most hits in a season-61, record now standing-66; Ronn Wells for RBI's-40, record now standing-50.

Hoben has broken the school record for times at bat, and is one hit away from breaking the most-hits-in-a­season record. He is also tied with Ronn Wells for the team's best batting average with a .381.

the big shoes left by former first baseman Greg Isenhart-the only player in MSC baseball history to make the NAIA All District VII team.

Another reason for the turnaround is the versatility of relief pitcher/first baseman Ronn Wells. He has had to fill

But Wells has broken the school record for saves (five), and successfully replaced the irreplaceable. He is also the only left-handed pitcher on the team, and when he's not pitching, he's

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junior, has also contributed to the team's success. Vaughn is one home ru!1

The Roadrunners departed for Silver City Tuesday night after the MSC Athletic Banquet, and will begin district playoffs on Thursday. 0

Works hop Offered on Stress The Metropolitan Department of The workshop, "How to diagnose,

Conferences and Seminars will present manage, and prevent professional and a workshop dealing with stress burnout personal stress burnout," is fifth in a in the Auraria Student Center, Room six-part serios of seminars geared to 330, on Saturday, May 11, from 9:00 those in the nursing profession. a .m.to 1:00 p.m.

Speakers will be Dr. John Davis, Cost for the seminar is $24 for the MSC Associate Professor of Psychology, public and $8 for Auraria students. and Hilda Grey, MSC Associate Pro- Reservations are recommended but not fessor of Nurses and Health Care neccessary. For more information call

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You can make over $11,000 for college. And without making major disruptions in your school and social life. There's as much as $4.000 in college aid for joining. There's $5,000 for one-weekend-a-month Reserve training and two-week summer training sessions during your four college years. Plus two summer training periods for which you're paid over $2,200. It adds up.

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it right again. . )bu·ve calculated your phone service costs down

to the last penny and kept track of all long distance · calls. Yet when you finally open your phone bill, you find that the total isn't what it should be.

It doesn't happen very ofteil. But what do you do when it does?

As alwavs, vou should call us if \'OU have phone se1vice or long distance questioi1s. That number is listed on the "Mountain Bell" page of \'Our bill, and in the Customer Guide section of vour \Xthite Pages Directory. If you ·ve identified a problem in our billing, a service representative will be happy · to make it right for you, right away.

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"' Wednesday 8

Mock Interview, a workshop from 9 to 11 a.m presented by the office of Career Planning and Placerrient Services For fur­tl-ier tntorrrollon stop by the Central ciassrcoro. 108 or call 556-3477

MSC Admissions High School Counselor's luncheon frorr 10 am •o 2 p I"' in the s•u­dent Center, 3.30. For furtner lnformotioo call 556·3058

Denver Ladles of the Rotary Club Lun· cheon from 11 :30 a ....., to 1.30 p ....., in "'e Studer! Ce,..•er 230 A/B

UCO EntreP.reneur's Club rreel r--g 'ro•n "Oon to • ,•::i p m " the S"Jden• CAr-te . •51 i=0r 'urine· •nfor"'la•:on call 556·JJ99

MSC Association of Minority Business Students '""Ce '"'g tro-n 1 30 to 5 o r'"I •r-o Studer Cen•i;.r, 257 For t·.,·'her "''Crrr--·iori ca I 5b6-..:>326

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rreMbtYS, c isd P euse eave .... a.,..,e O'"ld nurr t.ar :i• <-.o e35_3 (The Melropo •ori) Me .. :>i:,.:- ·u ~

The Army ROTC at MSC is accept '"IQ ope. cot ons from fresl-iman arid sopromores witl'oul military exper ence to otter>d ,ts six weeK Basic Camp Leadership course this sumf"er al Fort Knox. l(enlucl<y A salary of $672 will be payed For further infOfrnO'l:in call 556-3490.

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AHEC Classlfled Stoff Councli 'T1eet1ng 'rom noon to 1 o rn ... the Stucen• CeNer 257 Fer 'ur1her .--forrnatio"l (.;a 556-8533

MSC/UCO Pre Law Workshop '":lfT' 4 ·o 5 o rri n 1020 9!h Street. A F..>r 'Jrher ir.'or mot1or coll 556-3396.

MSC Senior Rec1tal bv Jill Becke• v" oossv'I at 8 P M '" St Co:elori s For 'urthsr "for· 'Tla';on call 556·3~80 '

FREE Blood Pressure Screening fr0m 8 a m lo 4 o fY1 in tre s: ,dent Cer•er 1-\ea tt­CI,..::. ~40 A,..v orie rroy s'ui: b\ cort ,t I ~u ~1ot1 n 1 Higri eio-:.d F'•e 5ure> f'v'(,r\f"' F.:ir f ,"'"or - 'o mat o~ c 1 5~6 ::"'525

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Friday 17 l MSC End of Semester party trom 11 o m. •o 9 p m in t"'e S'.ude:"t Center Missler

Student Facllllles Polley councll meet:rg t•cf""' 2 lo 4 p .,.-, '"ire Student Ce-nter. 230 :..JP, Fer 'urther infor.,,alicn coil 556·3328

THINKING ABOUT HOUSING

The Office of Information and Referral Services, Aurarla Stu­

dent Assistance Center In Classroom Bulldlng, Suite 108 can assist students with rental

llstlngs to meet Individual needs and Interests. Ask us

bout living In a residence hall at a local resldentlal

campuslll Call 556-3474 for further Information.

SA VE TU PICA! Thl11111aH a luny, shy but lrttnclly mrsuplll rne•llles th NNt (I.e. Meat's feot oil, else INlnlerl111 on extlnctlolll, us • rather lolld and rallCOlll mtllll cry rt111lnlscent et third .,..,, ...,,.... nHn .,.. desk .. Tiiey nest .............. dlnctlJ -..u. cyllll*ical weod stncbHI, 11111811y t1I• .. •• ..... or flllC9 ,.m, .-are 4aetMJ afnW et ...,.._ - slMllar .... 11111 .... Im ,.. Cllltrtllldlon·ne ...,., cash, cntlt cards or bettlecaps, ......... P.O. lo1 4115-57, Im. 155, Dnwar 0.5. (Opanlll1 Soan), De.war, CO 80204. "'-* ,... for )'HI' ............

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YEAR·ROUND BOOKKEEPING AND TAX SER· VICE for: Small Business People, Indepen­dent Contractors, Direct Salespeople. Entertainers. Non-residents ... and Every­day people. Call Jay Klein & Assoc. at 595-7763. 5/8

MR. TOM'S "EXPERT LEATHER CARE" Brief cases. gun holsters. golf shoes and most other leather items. 534-0635. 1701 Wynkoop. 518

REDUCE •ALLEVIATE STRESS A therapeutic massage Is the key to relaxation & sense of well being. Special student rates. Center for Health & Well Being. David Carrasco, 321-3242. 5/8

RETIRED COUPLE AVAILABLE for housesltting June 1. Fine background, non-smokers, no pets. 793-0146 5/8

TYPING-Accurate and Reasonable Call Sandl-234-1095 5/8

MACKEY SECRETARIAL SERVICES 337-6136. Aurora. Typing-Papers and Resumes. 5/8

' NEED TERM PAPERS TYPED? Coll for fast, pro-fessional service. 663-6100. 607 Corona. ~p~4~< 518

WORD PROCESSING (IBM): reports. letters. resumes. theses. Letter quality printer. many features. Spelling, grammar. punc­tuation checked. $2.00/page. ONE DAY SERVICE. Wordflow. 337-7445, Aurora. 5/8

WORD PROCESSING OR TYPING Term Papers. Resumes. etc. Accurate and reasonable. 23 yrs. experience. Littleton area. SHERRY 794-3047-Home. 5/8

PROFESSIONAL HEADUNES/KROY LETTERING for many papers, resumes. flyers. slides. presentations. Many sizes and styles. S.20/prlnted Inch. Layout $6.00/half hour. Wordflow. 337-7445. Aurora.· 5/8

ELIMINATE SLOPPY TYPINGlll Flawless reports. research papers. resumes from my word processor. S 1 per page and up. 744-7919. 5/8

-RESEARCH · PAPERS! 306-page catalog-15,276 topics! Rush $2.00 Research. 11322 Idaho 1206MB Los Angeles. 90025. (213) 477-8226. 518

CUSTOM WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHY-You design. package. and price your album. Coll 360-0149 for your FREE planning guide and a beautiful brochure on wedding photography. 5/8

PROCESSING IBM Equipment used. notes Justification. Subscripts. & many

other features. S 1. 75 per double spaced page. CAii 286-7263 5/8

SECRETARIAL EXPRESS Word Processlng/75 cents page-up. editing/proofing. ONE DAY SERVICE. 753-1189, 771-9287. 518

PROFESSIONAL TYPING. 15 years experience. Term papers, resumes. letters. Spelling cind grammar Included. Coll 795-0346. 518

KEEP SAKE WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHY I shoot. you keep negs. Don't get burned by 500 percent markups. Dependable.Top quail-. ty, Reasonable flat rate. Call Jim 556-6361 or 777-9685. 5/8

STUDENT PAINTERS ENTERPRISES Fast, Inex­pensive. quality work. interior. exterior. free estimates. Dave Colson 433-0468/Bob Haas 830-1069. 518

PHOTOGRAPHER FOR HIRE ALL JOBS accepted. very reasonable rates, profes­sional quality work. Call Beagle at 776-6621 evens. or leave message at 556-2507 518.)

POTENTIAL MALE/FEMALE MODELS-Turned· off by expensive studio photographers for those Initial shots? Call Jim 777-9685 or 556-6353 for Info on my reasonable rotes.

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HOUSING ,

TWO BEDROOM APARTMENT FOR RENT (LEASE) Non-smoker . clean quiet . Yard/garden, carpet, laundry hook-ups. $300/month plus utilities plus deposit. 935-4100 Available NOWI 518

FREE ROOM AND BOARD Exchanged for 12 hours/week of afternoon/evening child care. Non-smoker-drinker. Southeast. Own transportation. Dr. Fox, 388-5911 or 773-3690. 5/8

DUPLEX 2·BEDROOM 1339 Upon. $350.00 plux deposit. 534-3491 . Two blocks from Metro. 518

2 ROOMMATES WANTED to share 4 bedroom house. 1530 Fillmore. Yard. garden, fireplace, laundry, 2 baths. SPACE. 1 /3 $450/utllltles. $50 .deposit. David 322-6391. 5/8

COLUMBUS APARTMENTS Great 1 bedroom In lovely older building in Northwest Denver . Close to transportation . Reasonable rent. Adults only. Manager 455-3637 or 573-6615. 5/8

70 OGDEN. Fantastic 1 bedroom, pool. sauna. good area. adults only. Manager 744-6229 or 573-6815. 5/8

PERSONALS

, MSC SAILING CLUB MERING 7PM Wednes­day, May 1st & 8th downstairs at The Mer­cantile. Additional members requested to attend. 556-2507 for Information. 5/8

PATIENTS WANTED for investlgational gas permeable (breathing) contact lenses. designed to reduce light. sensitivity, burn­ing, stinging and spectacle blur. Conform­ing to CFR-21-612.76. For free consultation call 825-2500. 5/8

For Sale

CONTACT LENSES as low as $100.00 including exam. Wear them home same day, Most Prescriptions. 625-2500 5/8

HELP WANTED

DO YOU HA VE THE RIGHT STUFF? 7-day White Water Gulde School. Employment Opportunity Summer Season. Contact M. Wilson 399-6669. 5/8 WHEN SCHOOL IS OUT ... Work Temporary Throughout Denver. Six months work ex­perience. References and a phone re­quired. Office Specialists. 6704 Yates Drive, Westmln'ster. 426-1437. 5/8 SUMMER JOBS Immediate openings with top wages, references and driving re­quired. Mothers-helpers. housekeepers, companions. grounds keepers. Live In or out. CollTGIF465-4103. 5/8 Need a summer fob? Have secretarial skills? Like variety? THEN CALL US. Tip-Top Temps, Inc. Denver. 759-8367 518 PHOTOGRAPHER'S MODEL Attractive female needed to help create photographs of mood, emotion. and romance. Weekend shoots. Hourly compensation. Jim Mclean, 699-2191, evenings. 5/8

When you're the editor, you can sleep in a nice, big chair ... . - Photo by Jim Bailey

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MAY 1985

Readership Survey

The Metropolitan is Asking You . · . . to take some time and fill out this survey to let us know what you want from your Student Newspaper. Please use an additional sheet of paper if needed.

Do you feel campus news has-been covered 1dequately/ln1dequately In THE METROPOUTAll?

, Have you heard of events or issues that haven't been covered in the Newspaper?

Do you feel THE METROPOLITAN covers too much or too little of off-campus news?

Would you like to ~1d more or less of feature type articles in the Newspaper?

Do you feel that the Entertainment section of THE METROPOUTAN covers events effectively?

Do you feel that the Sports section of THE METROPOLR'AN covers campus sports effectively?

How would you describe the photographic content of THE METROPOLITAll? Entertaining, informative, diverse, adequati or inadequate?

Do you feel the piper 1s a whole is informative?

Do you feel the topics have been c0vered fairly?

If you were the editor, what would you change?

Do you think the format of the paper is attractive? Does the format make it easy to read?

The completed surveys will be given to the new Editor. This is your opportunity to give us feedback.

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