Welcome to Summer 2017 at Fern Resort! Gordon has lots of exciting activities planned this season from pedal cart adventures to pool raft fun! Don’t miss out on the afternoon entertainment like Zoo Tek, Blue Beaker, Pool Party and more!

Welcome to Summer 2017 with Gordon!

SUMMER 2017A WEEKLY SCHEDULE // AGES 10–12

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Flag Days SUNDAY AT 4:00 & 4:45 PMAt Fern we have a system to display which activity program is in progress for the current day. This system consists of posting coloured flags (yellow and blue) at specific locations on the resort.

The yellow flag indicates that we are running the regular program.

The blue flag indicates rain in the area, and we will be following the rainy day program.

The flags will be posted in three locations:

FISHING GAZEBO, at our marina dock

SPORTS COTTAGE, behind the Playvillage

LUGGAGE CART RACK, near the entrance to the Main Inn.

ORIENTATION AT THE AMPHITHEATRE—PERFECT FOR FIRST TIME GUESTS! We will lead you on a tour of the property describing each area and events that will take place. An informative tour where all of your important questions will be answered.

1. Main Inn (401–420) Heritage Dining Room Bertyl’s Lobby Bar Gift Shop— Movie rentals, toys, sundries and clothing are

available. Front Desk— Office hours from 8:00 AM – 11:00 PM,

Night Staff available from 11:00 PM – 8:00 AM. Coffee Closet—Open 24 hours. Pool Towels—Available at the Front Desk. Ice Machine & Microwave—Lobby & upstairs. 2. Hearthside Inn (600–629) Simcoe, Mara and Huronia Meeting Rooms Ice Machine & Microwave— Middle floor at the far end.3. Fireside Inn (101–219) Meeting Rooms 110 & 108 Ice Machine & Microwave— First floor at the Bayshore end.4. Bayshore Cottages (331–342)5. Mary Lou’s Mary Lou’s Bar Snack Bar— Open 9:00 AM to 5:00 PM (closed for lunch) &

7:00 PM to end of entertainment. Entertainment Billiards, Ping Pong, Video Arcade Machines6. Fernwood Inn (321–326)7. Twin Fern (318–319)8. Edgewater Chalets (301–317) Ice Machine & Microwave—Please visit the Front Desk.9. Sweet Fern (300)10. Recreation Centre, Indoor Pool and Spa Anauticaspa— call ext. 243 for details, pricing and bookings. Fitness Room— Located above the indoor pool. Please note

an exercise program should be under a doctor’s supervision. Open 7:00 AM – 11:00 PM.

Laundry— Coin-operated machines. Washer/Dryer $2.50 each, soap 50¢. Loonies and quarters accepted.

Indoor Pool, Sauna, Jacuzzi, Steam Room Open 8:30 AM – 10:00 PM.

11. Playvillage The Playvillage and Nursery are open 8:30 AM – 4:30 PM and

6:00 PM – 8:00 PM. 12. Golf Course —Equipment available at Sports Cottage.13. Basketball, Badminton, Pickleball & Tennis Courts14. Tennis Gazebo, Shuffleboard, Bocce Courts, Giant Chess and

Checkers Board15. Gwendolyn Park Cargo and Rope Climbing, 4-Way Volleyball Court, Trampolines,

Soccer & Mini Putt16. Pool Deck & Terrace Bar Sundeck, 2 Pools, Wading Pool, 2 Hot Tubs, BBQ Gazebo, Terrace

Bar.17. Boat Docks Kids’ Fishing Sticks and Bait, Zorbing, Canoes, Kayaks, Paddle Boards

and Peddle Boats. 18. Extreme Area Climbing Wall, Archery, Low Ropes Challenge 19. McBain Circle Hiking Trails20. Ski Dock Water Ski Lessons/Runs21. Activity Court22. Amphitheatre23. Washroom & Car Rinse24. Bergwen’s Theatre Entertainment25. The Sports Cottage Equipment Sign Out, open daily 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM.

Closed 12:00 PM – 1:00 PM for lunch.26. Evergreen Villa

Gordon—Youth Director

We hope all the Youths are looking forward to hanging out with Gordon this year! Gord has been at Fern for four years and is excited for a summer filled with fun activities like the climbing wall, and pool party.

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Qualified and professional ski instructors are teaching lessons for water skiing, kneeboarding, barefoot skiing, and the popular water sport of wakeboarding.

Inflatable Ride $15.00Water Ski/Kneeboard Run $28.00Wakeboard/Wakeskate Run $28.00Water Ski/Kneeboard Lesson $42.00Wakeboard/Wakeskate Lesson $42.00

Extreme Clinics 170.00/hr(Barefoot, Advanced Wakeboard and Ski Jumping)

SUNDAY | Ski ShowBe prepared for some high-flying flips, hilarious clown routines and some beautifully choreographed aqua ballet. What a great way to start your week—lakeside, with a truly Canadian resorting experience.

MONDAY | Aaron Patterson

Join us in Bergen’s Theatre as Aaron Paterson performs a series of amazing, mind-blowing feats, each more unbelievable, inspiring and captivating than the last.

TUESDAY | Take OFF! To the Great White North—In Celebration of Canada’s 150thGet ready to Celebrate Canada’s Birthday! Take OFF! To the Great White North and experience Canada’s history, culture and quirks. Participate to fill your wallet and purchase fabulous Canadian momentos!

WEDNESDAY | Grand Central CircusThis circus show offers aerial choreographed routines with flexible contortion like poses, and heart-stopping plummets towards the ground, catching themselves at the last moment while exhilarating the audience below.

THURSDAY | Showtime 2017

It’s finally Thursday—and time for another season of our staff busting a move and silently belting their hearts out; it’s Staff Lip Syncs! Performing numbers both new and old, we’ve put together a show sure to entertain guests of all ages. Come cheer on all your favourite staff members.

FRIDAY | The SentimentalistsWorld renowned mentalist Mysterion teams with the only female mentalist in the country, Steffi Kay, creating a two-person mind-reading experience that is truly breathtaking. Steffi brings back classic-style mentalism. With her vintage look you will feel transported to the golden age of magic. Together they showcase their special way of communicating, with a touch of humour, and most importantly, class.

SATURDAY | James HarrisonAs a pickpocket magician, James borrows pens, watches, wallets, ties, and even belts from willing (and unwilling) audience members. Before you can yell “thief”, James has returned the valuables to their rightful owners, occasionally making them reappear in very unexpected places.

Continuing this year are the all-inclusive packages. They are available for 3, 5 and 7 day intervals. The all-inclusive package is priced for a single person and is non-transferable.

3 Day All-Inclusive Package $180.005 Day All-Inclusive Package $250.007 Day All-Inclusive Package $300.00

All-inclusive packages give the option to pre-book 2 water activities per day. If there are spaces available, it is possible to ski additional times as a walk-up. You can not reserve an inflatable ride as part of a pre-booked activity but you can join someone else’s paid run.

Classic Packages6 Runs/Lessons for the price of 5

BOOKINGS: 705-325-2256

Monday9:30 AM Meet & Greet—Meet at the BBQ Gazebo. Beginner Tennis Clinic—Meet at the tennis courts.10:00 AM Crazy Capture the Flag—Meet at the park.10:45 AM Showtime Rehearsal—Meet at Mary Lou’s.11:15 AM Water Weenie—Meet at the ski docks.1:30 AM Fishing Extravaganza—Meet at the boat dock.2:15 PM Big Splash/Pool Games—Meet on the pool deck.3:00 PM ZooTek—Meet at the Amphitheatre.4:00 PM Beach Ball/Volleyball—Meet at the park. 6:15 PM Trampolines—Meet at the park.6:45 PM Mini Putt—Meet at the park.7:30 PM Ferntastic Candy Bingo—Meet in the BBQ Gazebo.

Tuesday9:30 AM Meet & Greet—Meet at the BBQ Gazebo.10:00 AM Indie Cart Extreme Racing—Meet at the Sports Cot-

tage.10:30 AM Showtime Rehearsal—Meet at Mary Lou’s.11:00 AM Scavenger Hunt—Meet at Mary Lou’s.11:30 AM Bouncing Bonanza—Meet at the Trampoline Gazebo.1:30 PM Wild Water Fun—Meet at Gwendolyn Park.2:30 PM Bocce Battle—Meet at Bocce Courts.3:00 PM Blue Beaker—Meet at Bergwens Theatre.4:00 PM Water Sling Shot—Meet at Gwendolyn Park.6:00 PM Kids Night Out—Gnarly Noodle Challenge—Meet at

the BBQ Gazebo.

Wednesday9:30 AM Meet & Greet—Meet at the BBQ Gazebo. Beginner Tennis Clinic—Meet at the Tennis Courts.10:00 AM Climbing Wall—Meet at the Extreme Area. Waiver

required.10:30 AM Showtime Rehearsal—Meet at Mary Lou’s. 11:15 AM Ball Hockey—Meet at the Activity Court.1:30 PM Crafts—Meet at Mary Lou’s. 2:30 PM Pool Party—Meet at the Large Pool.4:00 PM Staff vs. Guests Mushball—Meet at the park.6:15 PM Soccer Challenge—Meet at the Park.6:45 PM Crazy Bouncy—Meet at the Trampoline Gazebo.7:30 PM Ferntastics Candy Bingo—Meet at the BBQ Gazebo.

Thursday9:30 AM Meet & Greet—Meet at the BBQ Gazebo.10:00 AM Ping Pong Party—Meet at Mary Lou’s.10:30 AM Showtime Rehearsal—Meet at Mary Lou’s.11:15 PM Not In My House—Meet at the Park.1:30 PM Pool Raft Fun—Meet at the Large Pool.2:15 PM Foot Golf—Meet at the First Tee.3:00 PM Speaking of Wildlife—Meet at the Amphitheatre.4:00 PM Shuffleboard—Meet at the Shuffleboard Courts.6:15 PM Billiard Battle—Meet at Mary Lou’s. 6:45 PM Crazy Capture the Flag—Meet at the Park.7:15 PM Fertastic Candy Bingo—Meet at the BBQ Gazebo

Friday9:30 AM Meet & Greet—Meet at the BBQ Gazebo.10:00 AM Dodgeball—Meet at the Basketball Courts.11:15 AM Indy Cart Relay—Meet at the Sports Cottage.1:30 PM Sand Castle Craziness—Meet at the Beach.2:30 PM Freeze Dancing/Musical Chairs—Meet at Mary Lou’s. 3:00 PM Family Scavenger Hunt—Meet at Mary Lou’s.3:45 PM Bouncing Bonanza—Meet at the Trampoline Gazebo. 4:15 PM Grab Bag Bingo—Meet at the BBQ Gazebo. 6:15 PM Soccer Golf—Meet at Mary Lou’s.6:45 PM Bocce Battle—Meet at the Bocce Courts.7:30 PM Ferntastic Candy Bingo—Meet at the BBQ Gazebo.

Saturday9:30 AM Meet & Greet—Meet at the BBQ Gazebo. Beginner Tennis Clinic—Meet at the Tennis Courts.10:00 AM Fishing—Meet at the Boat Docks.11:00 AM Bike Trail Adventure—Meet at the Sports Cottage.1:30 PM Pool Games—Meet at the Large Pool.2:30 PM Fernominal Scavenger Hunt—Meet at Mary Lou’s.3:00 PM Ronno and Friends—Meet at Bergwens Theatre.4:00 PM Water Slingshot—Meet at the Park.6:15 PM Dodgeball—Meet at the Basketball Court.7:30 PM Ferntastic Candy Bingo—Meet at the BBQ Gazebo.

Sunday9:30 AM Meet & Greet—Meet at the BBQ Gazebo.10:00 AM Super Soccer—Meet at the park.10:45 AM Mini Putt—Meet at the Mini Putt Course.11:15 AM Trampoline—Meet at the Trampoline Gazebo.1:30 PM Sand Castle Challenge—Meet at the Beach.2:15 PM Pedal Cart Adventure—Meet at the Sports Cottage.3:00 PM Welcome Party/Big Splash—Meet at the Pool Deck.4:00 PM Orientation—Meet at the BBQ Gazebo.4:45 PM Orientation—Meet at the BBQ Gazebo.6:15 PM Basketball Bump—Meet at the Basketball Court.6:45 PM Bean Bags—Meet at Mart Lou’s.