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Welcome to the Fourth Cohort’s. POP QUIZ! by Paul Miller (Required for Graduation). Question # 1:. According to Erin Akins, the squeaky wheel gets what? A: The grease. B: The early bird. C: The worm. D: Extra credit. Question # 1:. - PowerPoint PPT PresentationTRANSCRIPT
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Welcome to the Fourth Cohort’s
POP QUIZ!by Paul Miller
(Required for Graduation)
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Question # 1:
According to Erin Akins, the squeaky wheel gets what?
A: The grease.
B: The early bird.
C: The worm.
D: Extra credit.
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Question # 1:
According to Erin Akins, the squeaky wheel gets what?
A: The grease.
B: The early bird.
C: The worm.
D: Extra credit.
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Question # 2:
In April, much to her surprise, Megan became Governor of the State of Confusion. What political party did Governor Kelly represent?
A: Werewolves
B: Wingdings
C: Wombats
D: Lawyers
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Question # 2:
In April, much to her surprise, Megan became Governor of the State of Confusion. What political party did Governor Kelly represent?
A: Werewolves
B: Wingdings
C: Wombats
D: Lawyers
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Question # 3:
According to Professor McKnight in Statistics, what was symbolic of real disaster?
A: Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
B: Having a cow
C: Swallowing a spider
D: Dogs and cats living together
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Question # 3:
According to Professor McKnight in Statistics, what was symbolic of real disaster?
A: Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
B: Having a cow
C: Swallowing a spider
D: Dogs and cats living together
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Question # 4:
Which prop did William use to secure a good grade in Edner’s presentations?
A: Pie Charts
B: Tootsie Rolls
C: PowerPoint Presentations
D: Sound Clips
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Question # 4:
Which prop did William use to secure a good grade in Edner’s presentations?
A: Pie Charts
B: Tootsie Rolls
C: PowerPoint Presentations
D: Sound Clips
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Question # 5:
Upon arriving in Statistics class, Jesse was given which name by Prof. McKnight?
A: Dork
B: Brainiac
C: Sports Geek
D: Rec Nerd
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Question # 5:
Upon arriving in Statistics class, Jesse was given which name by Prof. McKnight?
A: Dork
B: Brainiac
C: Sports Geek
D: Rec Nerd
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Question # 6:
William was able to save money on the SPSS software package by doing what?
A: Borrowing a copy from Michelle
B: Using MS Excel instead
C: Doing all the calculations by hand
D: Using calculators on the internet
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Question # 6:
William was able to save money on the SPSS software package by doing what?
A: Borrowing a copy from Michelle
B: Using MS Excel instead
C: Doing all the calculations by hand
D: Using calculators on the internet
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Question # 7:What was the most impressive thing about the
Bush presidency to Prof. Conant?
A: The amount of brush cleared at the Crawford ranch
B: The amount of spending proposed for Iraq
C: The number of people who voted in Florida
D: The number of Government jobs outsourced to India
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Question # 7:What was the most impressive thing about the
Bush presidency to Prof. Conant?
A: The amount of brush cleared at the Crawford ranch
B: The amount of spending proposed for Iraq
C: The number of people who voted in Florida
D: The number of Government jobs outsourced to India
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Question # 8:
Allen Scarbrough and Joe Robertson have also been called what names by teachers?
A: Ben and Jeff
B: B-Dawg and J-Ro
C: Grandpa and Grandpa
D: Mayor and Newspaper Reporter
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Question # 8:
Allen Scarbrough and Joe Robertson have also been called what names by teachers?
A: Ben and Jeff
B: B-Dawg and J-Ro
C: Grandpa and Grandpa
D: Mayor and Newspaper Reporter
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Question # 9:
What state was most frequently cited in lectures by Prof. Burroughs?
A: The State of Confusion
B: The state of inebriation
C: The State of Oregon
D: The State of West Virginia
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Question # 9:
What state was most frequently cited in lectures by Prof. Burroughs?
A: The State of Confusion
B: The state of inebriation
C: The State of Oregon
D: The State of West Virginia
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Question # 10:
Andrew Duke missed several weeks during the first semester for what reason?
A: To get away from ErinB: Food poisoningC: To attend his brother’s wedding in
OklahomaD: To provide disaster relief in
Mississippi
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Question # 10:
Andrew Duke missed several weeks during the first semester for what reason?
A: To get away from ErinB: Food poisoningC: To attend his brother’s wedding in
OklahomaD: To provide disaster relief in
Mississippi
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Question # 11:
Prof. Shafroth’s son is known as what?
A: Major Hot Dog
B: The big wiener
C: The heir apparent
D: Mayor Taco Salad
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Question # 11:
Prof. Shafroth’s son is known as what?
A: Major Hot Dog
B: The big wiener
C: The heir apparent
D: Mayor Taco Salad
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Question # 12:
What topic did the presenter, Kara, characterize as “so boring it’s putting me to sleep?”
A: School milk quality
B: School lunch programs
C: Stop, drop and roll
D: Twelfth-grade math achievement
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Question # 12:
What topic did the presenter, Kara, characterize as “so boring it’s putting me to sleep?”
A: School milk quality
B: School lunch programs
C: Stop, drop and roll
D: Twelfth-grade math achievement
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Question # 13:
Who followed Jesse’s directions, and took the wrong train after Capitol Hill Day?
A: An unsuspecting eighth grade tour group
B: Matt Vaughan
C: Professor Edner
D: Erin Schaible
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Question # 13:
Who followed Jesse’s directions, and took the wrong train after Capitol Hill Day?
A: An unsuspecting eighth grade tour group
B: Matt Vaughan
C: Professor Edner
D: Erin Schaible
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Question # 14:
Which member of the cohort lent their name to a teaching tool? Was it…
A: Kim’s spreadsheet
B: Allen’s template
C: Matt’s slide
D: Megan’s briefing
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Question # 14:
Which member of the cohort lent their name to a teaching tool? Was it…
A: Kim’s spreadsheet
B: Allen’s template
C: Matt’s slide
D: Megan’s briefing
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Question # 15:
Along with the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny, what else does Craig not believe in?
A: Depreciation
B: Vegetarianism
C: Darwin
D: Limited Government
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Question # 15:
Along with the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny, what else does Craig not believe in?
A: Depreciation
B: Vegetarianism
C: Darwin
D: Limited Government
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Question # 16:
According to our class over-achiever, Joe Robertson, he wears…
A: His turnout coat just for photographs
B: Our scorn like a badge of honor
C: His GMU t-shirt every chance he gets
D: Blue jeans to work on Mondays and Fridays
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Question # 16:
According to our class over-achiever, Joe Robertson, he wears…
A: His turnout coat just for photographs
B: Our scorn like a badge of honor
C: His GMU t-shirt every chance he gets
D: Blue jeans to work on Mondays and Fridays
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Question # 17:
According to Dr. Sacco, when excerpting text from a message, one should insert:
A: Bread crumbs
B: A hyperlink
C: <SNIP>
D: DARPA
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Question # 17:
According to Dr. Sacco, when excerpting text from a message, one should insert:
A: Bread crumbs
B: A hyperlink
C: <SNIP>
D: DARPA
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Question # 18:
What dark secret did Andrew Duke reveal at Allen’s 2006 Christmas Party?
A: He really likes Christmas fruitcake. Really.
B: He still hasn’t finished the readings for PUAD 520.
C: His CPR certification has expired.D: He thinks football is idiotic.
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Question # 18:
What dark secret did Andrew Duke reveal at Allen’s 2006 Christmas Party?
A: He really likes Christmas fruitcake. Really.
B: He still hasn’t finished the readings for PUAD 520.
C: His CPR certification has expired.D: He thinks football is idiotic.
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Question # 19:
Ailsa almost got excused from finals in winter 2006 by doing what?
A: Scheduling an appointment with her opthamologist
B: Giving birth to a beautiful baby boyC: Responding to an urgent client-care
emergencyD: Persuading Prof. Allen that the final
wasn’t really in anyone’s best interest.
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Question # 19:
Ailsa almost got excused from finals in winter 2006 by doing what?
A: Scheduling an appointment with her opthamologist
B: Giving birth to a beautiful baby boyC: Responding to an urgent client-care
emergencyD: Persuading Prof. Allen that the final
wasn’t really in anyone’s best interest.
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Question # 20:
Which member of the cohort had the longest commute to class each week?
A: Kim Williams, from RichmondB: Megan Kelly, from the State of
ConfusionC: Michelle White, from West Virginia D: William Marsh, from Leesburg via
bicycle
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Question # 20:
Which member of the cohort had the longest commute to class each week?
A: Kim Williams, from RichmondB: Megan Kelly, from the State of
ConfusionC: Michelle White, from West Virginia D: William Marsh, from Leesburg via
bicycle
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Question # 21:
In Professor Long’s budget class, Paul Miller gave a presentation comparing Cleveland to which region?
A: The State of Confusion
B: Prince William County
C: Hell
D: The Netherlands
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Question # 21:
In Professor Long’s budget class, Paul Miller gave a presentation comparing Cleveland to which region?
A: The State of Confusion
B: Prince William County
C: Hell
D: The Netherlands
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Question # 22:
The students that did not go to the Netherlands were subjected to…
A: A special workshop with Paul Posner
B: Administrative Ethics with Sheldon Edner
C: A slide show and pizzaD: Repeated taunting and humiliation
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Question # 22:
The students that did not go to the Netherlands were subjected to…
A: A special workshop with Paul Posner
B: Administrative Ethics with Sheldon Edner
C: A slide show and pizzaD: Repeated taunting and humiliation
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Question # 23:
Which of the following did not happen during to the cohort’s time at GMU?
A: Two professors showed up for the same class
B: No professor showed up for classC: They received sign-up sheets for a class
they had already completedD: They lost their first member during the
first class of the program
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Question # 23:
Which of the following did not happen during to the cohort’s time at GMU?
A: Two professors showed up for the same class
B: No professor showed up for classC: They received sign-up sheets for a class
they had already completedD: They lost their first member during the
first class of the program
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Question # 24:
Paul finds Craig’s observations regarding ethics to be…
A: Politically biasedB: Beyond his powers of
comprehensionC: About the same as what Andrew
would sayD: Not that interesting
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Question # 24:
Paul finds Craig’s observations regarding ethics to be…
A: Politically biasedB: Beyond his powers of
comprehensionC: About the same as what Andrew
would sayD: Not that interesting
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Question # 25:
One thing sets Tracy apart from the other members of the cohort. What is it?
A: She totally drinks the PWC Kool-aid
B: She already has an MPA
C: She has three dogs
D: She works for an elected official
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Question # 25:
One thing sets Tracy apart from the other members of the cohort. What is it?
A: She totally drinks the PWC Kool-aid
B: She already has an MPA
C: She has three dogs
D: She works for an elected official
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Question # 26:
During her presentation in Professor Long’s budget class, what did Erin Schaible do?
A: Threaten to shoot Andrew
B: Include motion-sickness-inducing graphics wizardry
C: Told Professor Long to stop asking questions
D: Accidentally included a photo of her kids
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Question # 26:
During her presentation in Professor Long’s budget class, what did Erin Schaible do?
A: Threaten to shoot Andrew
B: Include motion-sickness-inducing graphics wizardry
C: Told Professor Long to stop asking questions
D: Accidentally included a photo of her kids
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Question # 27:
What was William’s grave concern regarding “families first” as a mission statement?
A: “Families” was left undefined
B: “First” was a comparative without a corresponding ordinal set
C: “There’s not even a verb in that!”
D: All of the above
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Question # 27:
What was William’s grave concern regarding “families first” as a mission statement?
A: “Families” was left undefined
B: “First” was a comparative without a corresponding ordinal set
C: “There’s not even a verb in that!”
D: All of the above
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Question # 28:
Allen Scarbrough received a lot of ribbing regarding his age. When was Allen born?
A: When dinosaurs roamed the earth and when planets were formed
B: During the Truman administration
C: During the Taft Presidency
D: During the Fillmore administration
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Question # 28:
Allen Scarbrough received a lot of ribbing regarding his age. When was Allen born?
A: When dinosaurs roamed the earth and when planets were formed
B: During the Truman administration
C: During the Taft Presidency
D: During the Fillmore administration
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Question # 29:
Prof. Foster confided to the class that she was struggling with some difficult HR issues, to which Kim Williams promptly responded…
A: “That’s not interesting…”
B: “Glad I don’t work there!”
C: “So why don’t you just fix the problem?”
D: “Wouldn’t happen on my watch!”
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Question # 29:
Prof. Foster confided to the class that she was struggling with some difficult HR issues, to which Kim Williams promptly responded…
A: “That’s not interesting…”
B: “Glad I don’t work there!”
C: “So why don’t you just fix the problem?”
D: “Wouldn’t happen on my watch!”
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Question # 30:
Long Answer Essay Question:
(This is a group project)
What is your favorite story from the cohort experience?