Welcome to…………………..

WHY LIFE SUCKS!!!

Meet the crew!Meet the crew!

Katherine JordanKatherine Jordan

Catherine FloresCatherine Flores

Rebecca WernerRebecca Werner

Lauren ThomasLauren Thomas

Alayne KaneAlayne Kane

Emily BoudreauxEmily Boudreaux

John MerrillJohn Merrill

Kat HanleyKat Hanley

Jordan…

Cursed Lusby counts her sins Can hot-wire, but can’t break in -_-; Obsessive of strokes and jet Talks with John about music, instruments,

and anything that I Don’t Know About! She’s the voice I here in Spanish Class

(Don’t Ask)

FloresFlores• Loathes Latin, English• Here’s the proof:

– “I hate all of my classes. On a good day.”

Obsessive about Frank SinatraHas a “friend-with-benefits”Hates her J@ck@$$ family/uncles/cousins/relativesHates clueless grandmother’s whiningInventor of curkeys {Did I spell it

right?}

Werner• Takes Ballet• Has twice the braces than I do• Broken laptop prone• Linkin Park manager• Could I think of anything else?• Hates people who talk about people

they don’t even know• Boyfriend named Zack• Or is it Zak?

Thomas

Hates criticism of Jake Dislikes: Cowards, lies, and broken promises She “dislikes” hypocrites as much as I do I don’t like peanuts either Always the one to carry a chill pill when you spaz during

English Morale booster Can’t go a day without noticing that she’s sick, gone,

missing, kidnapped, taking a makeup, or just being held up by someone unknown for no reason at all.

Kane• Went to Rome to go to church…with some guy• In French 3, with Juniors• Learning to be Rain forest guide on random

weekends• Knows Donkey Kong • Finds me extremely dangerous at times• Hates it when I do this:

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AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAAAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Boudreaux (Rhunke)

• Hates her nickname• Loves to be a random, turkey loving, sprite

drinking, aspartame drugged, cat-lover, chicken-hating SAA school student

• “Dislikes” obsessions with music• Expert at locker stuffing threats• Plans the ultimate demise of locking Flores away

in a closet/locker/gulag• Will never qualify to be a Toon Disney movie

surfer…ever…in the millennium…so stop waiting

MerrillMerrill

Hates meaningless power points, like Hates meaningless power points, like this one, and finds that they mean this one, and finds that they mean absolutely nothing except that absolutely nothing except that whoever creates them has free time, whoever creates them has free time, stalks his/her friends, or knows more stalks his/her friends, or knows more about other people than he/she knows about other people than he/she knows about his/her own familyabout his/her own family

Loves musicLoves music Gaming fanaticGaming fanatic Has a hood ornament for a brotherHas a hood ornament for a brother

HanleyFav. Phrases:• “I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!” {Peter Pan}• “We handle each case objectively without supposition

regardless of race, color, creed, or bubble gum flavor.” {Gil Grissom, CSI}

• I HATE: giant spiders and moaning zombies/hybrids {Thief/SS2}, to lose, Sephiroth, abusive fathers/husbands, and punks who deal death to kids who could not find their own ass with a map and a flashlight in each hand {CSI}. <I also hate this embedding.

• I LOVE: God, my brother, mom, dad, dog, bird (maybe not) friends, my collections, Haley Joel Osment, my imagination, stories, music by the infamous bands of N’SYNC, BSB, and 98 Degrees (Earlier songs), any music or game created by Squaresoft, the creators of FF games, which has combined with another group to be known now as Square Enix, and did I mention my fandom of video games, computer games, and movies? Oh, btw, I love this song. It’s called “Terra in black”.

1. Lusby2. All foreign languages

(Latin, Greek, French, Spanish, the little freaky voices you hear in Spanish, English…)

3. Tests4. Those forwarded essays5. Lusby6. Open-container drinks

7. Homework

Top ten most hated things by the crew…

8. Lusby

9. Jeans that don’t fit.

10.The kids who try to suck helium out of balloons during Health class

11. Kids who can’t count

12. Some derivative of Lusby

13. Stalkers

14. Did we mention… Lusby?

Oh, and 15. Writers block

Dedication This production has been dedicated to all who

are depressed, hate school, are music fanatics, are “blissfully clueless”, have split personalities, no natural life, can’t take a hint, love aspartame, had coffee-coated caffeine-filled sugar-frosted hyper flakes, like candy, hate losers, have good sense of boys regardless if from St. Thomas or Strake, have connections with a mafia or just pretend that they do, have stupid relatives, stupid classes, stupid reasons for being cooped up in the same house with their relatives, wear their grandma, and travel the paths that I didn’t get a chance to.

Hope this was fun………………IT’S HALEY!!!!!

YYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (deep breath) AAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now don’t bother Now don’t bother me.me. I’ve done my part.I’ve done my part.

Now for a song!!!Now for a song!!!““Oh, give me a home, where the corpses lie Oh, give me a home, where the corpses lie

prone, where the maggots and cockroaches prone, where the maggots and cockroaches play,play,

Where the stiffs go to rot, in their cemetery plot, Where the stiffs go to rot, in their cemetery plot, and the skies are all gloomy and gray!and the skies are all gloomy and gray!

Home, home in the grave! (Where I don’t have Home, home in the grave! (Where I don’t have to bath brush or shave!) Whatever you do, to bath brush or shave!) Whatever you do, you’ll end up there too, resting peacefully you’ll end up there too, resting peacefully while you decay!!!!while you decay!!!! :P*** :P***

Don’t you just LOVE Ded Bob?! Better than Don’t you just LOVE Ded Bob?! Better than Puff Daddy!!!! Puff Daddy!!!! WOOOOOOHHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!WOOOOOOHHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!