WHAT IS YOUR FUTURE?

IS THIS YOU?DOG FOOD TESTER

JUST L IKE ANY OTHER MEALS, DOG FOOD NEEDS TO BE INSPECTED TOO. I SUPPOSE THEY CAN'T USE DOGS TO TEST THE FOOD SO THIS PROFESSION REQUIRES A TASTE TESTING OF SUCH A DELICIOUS CUIS INE.

Forest Fire LookoutIf you happen to be an extreme hermit who has very little time to do important things, there might be a national park out there that will pay you (a very low wage) to sit in a tower and make sure none of those pesky landscape altering fires occur

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CarneySome people make their living as a full time carney. The pay is decent, the scenery changes, and you get take advantage of young people by enticing them with stuffed animals in games that are impossible to win.

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Dice InspectorWith one false move of a single die a person can lose quite a bit of money on those craps tables. The dice inspector checks for proportionality, specific angles, and blemishes. I guess if dice are not perfect they can't be the reason for you going broke in the casino.

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Odor TesterSome chemist has to make sure that all of those deodorants and anti-perspirants are operating properly to keep their users free of funk.

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Waste Station/Water Treatment Worker

Let us just take a minute to think about the things that go down our toilets and have a moment of silence for these brave men and women.

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IMAX Screen CleanerIf you've ever seen an IMAX screen, these things are huge! But someone has to make sure that bad boy is crystal clear so we can travel through the Grand Canyon or explore the human body via a gigantic screen in a circular room.

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Light BenderMaking neon lights seems like it would be a relatively easy job, but it requires a lot of precision and electrical work. Apparently if the lights don't have the proper thickness and shaping, they will amount to nothing more than broken glass. This job has to be quite lucrative in a town like Las Vegas.

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Chicken SexerGoing through baby chicks and separating them according to sex. I hear this job is pretty easy, if you just play bad 80's music and set things up like a 5th grade dance, they separate themselves.

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Snake MilkerIf you ever get bitten by a poisonous snake you'll be grateful these people know how to work with animals. They are responsible for getting the venom out of snakes to make the anti-venom. Be honest, which one of you thought that snakes had actual milk glands?

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