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On the 4th, if you and your family are gathered around a picnic table, and if you're feeling a little patriotic, here are some ideas for a toast.

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The Declaration of Independence gives us another suggestion for a cheerful toast on the 4th of July. How about this: Pursue Happiness.

According to the Declaration, the Creator gave every person the gift of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. These gifts are for all people, the Declaration says, and can't be taken away by a king or even a politician.

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50 Years Since Nicklaus Won His First Green JacketJack Nicklaus says he doesn't remember much about his fi rst

Master's win, except that the third round taught him tenacity. The rain was pouring down and the course was pretty soggy. He was playing with Mike Souchak, who was leading by one.

At the 18th green, Jack looked at the leader board and saw a lot of ones and twos. Jack's color blind, so he asked his caddy, Willie Pe-terson, how many were in red.

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Company Softball Teams Never Make History but They Can Be Fun with RulesWhen the big softball game is between Kitchen Maid Sons of Pitchers versus Blood Bath & Beyond, what can you really ex-pect to see?

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The Clever WifeThe other night Lisa was invited out for a night with the "girls." She told her husband that she would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 am, a bit loaded, Lisa headed for home. Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

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Final Say at @ 7pmOrland Park Fireworks Centennial Park

15600 West Ave, Orland Park

Friday, July 5Libido Funk Circus @ 9:30pm

Nevin's Brewery12337 S. Route 59, Plainfi eld

Saturday, July 6Back Country Roads @ 10pm

Skooters Roadhouse700 W Jefferson, Shorewood

Blind Refl exx, Bad Sugar Crush & The Oldsmodbiles

Tailgaters Sports Bar431 W. Boughton Rd Bolingbrook

Dog & Butterfl yLucky’s Lounge6605 W. 95th StChicago Ridge

Under D Infl uenceMarty’s Place

2357 Plainfi eld Crest Hill

Friday, July 12 Dirty Dan's Cool Rockin Daddies @

7pmYorkville Music Under the Stars,

Riverfront Park301 E Hydraulic Ave, Yorkville

Jason JacksonLucky’s Lounge6605 W. 95th StChicago Ridge

Dicks and JaneMarty’s Place


Saturday, July 13Jay Vanna

Lucky’s Lounge6605 W. 95th StChicago RidgeRock StetsonMarty’s Place

2357 Plainfi eld Crest HillDamnation & Half in the Bag

Tailgaters Sports Bar431 W. Boughton Rd Bolingbrook

Thursday, July 18Maggie Speaks @ 7:30pm

St Christopher Fiesta4130 147th St, Midlothian

Kashmir @ 6pmSpoken Four @ 9pm

Plainfi eld Fest24044 W. Lockport St, Plainfi eld

Friday, July 19Maggie Speaks @ 9:30pm

CD&ME23320 S LaGrange Rd, Frankfort

Sonny & FriendsLucky’s Lounge6605 W. 95th StChicago RidgeStevie StarliteMarty’s Place


Saturday, July 20One Twenty One @ 3:30pmWalsher Clemons @ 5:30pmKaren Hart Band @7:30pmTrippin Billies @ 9:30pm

Plainfi eld Fest24044 W. Lockport St, Plainfi eld

CarbonLucky’s Lounge6605 W. 95th StChicago Ridge

Sat 7/20 Cont.. The LuckeysMarty’s Place

2357 Plainfi eld Crest HillPoison Whiskey & Sushi

RollTailgaters Sports Bar

431 W. Boughton Rd Boling-brook

Sunday, July 218 Year Anniversary Fest

Too White CrewZantes

10307 S. Roberts Rd Palos Hills

Friday, July 26Oceanic Saints w/ Micheal

HornLucky’s Lounge6605 W. 95th StChicago RidgeThe Bad NotesMarty’s Place


Saturday, July 27Justin BoremaLucky’s Lounge6605 W. 95th StChicago Ridge

Off The RecordMarty’s Place

2357 Plainfi eld Crest HillThe Cal Stage BandTailgaters Sports Bar

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Sunday, July 28Bopology Free Outdoor Live

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Jake is an independent hip hop artist out of the south-west side of Chicago. Born and raised in the Ford City neighborhood, Southside Jake continues to establish himself in hip hop’s under-ground scene. Jake bases his lyrics around everyday life in the city, which sets him apart from today’s stereotypical hip hop lyrics glamorizing gangs, women, drugs, and guns. The perfect combination of sophis-ticated lyrical technique and relatable content continues to make Jake a fan favorite. The intelligence, symbolism, and creativity of his lyrics are po-tent in his records.

I had an opportunity to speak with Jake recently and it quick-ly became clear that this hard-working Chicago native is a regular guy passionate about family, friends, and making good music. Southside Jake took some time to answer some questions for What’s Up Xtra.What’s Up Xtra Magazine:What motivated you to get started in the music industry?Southside Jake: Music has always been a passion of mine. I’ve always loved music and actually wrote my fi rst wrap song in the 1st grade. My friends and I would be at college parties just free-styling and goofi ng around and people would say to me “You should be doing this for real.” What’s Up Xtra Magazine: So where did you go from there?Southside Jake: I started late, but just started putting out singles, videos, performing locally, and being featured in local music scene blogs. Today my music has been played and heard in over 200 countries. Honestly I couldn’t even tell you how it has spread so quickly, but it’s great. Honestly, it blows my mind!What’s Up Xtra Magazine: What type of music inspires your work?Southside Jake: I love all types of music. On June 18th I just released my Classic Rock Mix Tape which I am really proud of. It is a bunch of great classic rock songs that I have remixed and put an edge on. I love when I can take someone who is partial to a par-ticular type of music and open them up to a whole new genre of sound. That to me is really what it is all about.What’s Up Xtra Magazine: Where do you see yourself in 10 years?Southside Jake: At the end of the day my goal is to be able to make a comfortable living doing what I love. I don’t need to be rich or famous, just be able to take care of my family while I’m doing what I love best.

Jake’s Classic Rock Mix tape is now available for FREE download on his website www.southsidejake.word-press.com , or like him on facebook at www.facebook.com/southsidejakemusic , or follow him on Twitter at www twitter.com/SouthsideJake. From the Southside to your side… Southside Jake will most defi nitely please!

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La La’s Love Letters

By Lauren Strec

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Dear LaLa: I have recently moved into a townhouse. It is lovely except for my next door neighbors. He has annoying behaviors such as walking to the mailbox in his silk box-ers and she cleans her place in the nude with the lights on? The other neighbors have ad-justed to this pair’s limit bending. I seem to be the neighbor most affected by their behaviors. Is there anything I can do? I'm about ready to

lose my mind, it really makes me uncomfortable!Jumping JennyDear Jenny, I don’t know why this obvious answer is so non-existent in today’s society—COMMUNICATE! Drop off a letter in their mailbox, asking when would be a good time for you to stop by and talk, or have them over for coffee. When you have your meeting, spill the beans in a non-attacking manner. Tell them that what they do in their own home is their business, but it makes you uncomfortable because you it is indeed projected outside of their walls. Tell them that you want to fi nd a compromise. Maybe the nudie can keep the lights off or close the blinds. Maybe “silky butt” can throw on a robe. Either they will get defensive, and you will just have to invest in drapes of your own, or maybe they had no idea that they were causing discomfort, and will totally cooperate. Point is, you gotta talk to fi nd out and attempt to make progress.

Dear LaLa: I've known this guy for about 6 months and he's my best friend. We have a lot of things in common and we just seem to click. There is one problem though; my friend who introduced us has liked him for 4 years. He pretty much ignores her and spends time with me. I don't know what to tell her. We are at-tracted to each other and we keep sneaking around so she won't see us in town. I told her that I like him and she was upset. Any advice on how to proceed?Sneaky SaraDear Sara, Obviously, whichever decision you make, will result in losing one of the people as a companion. So, the fi rst step is to analyze about how much these two different friendships mean to you. How long have you been friends with your girlfriend, and how much have you two gone through together? If you have a solid friendship with history, it might not be worth losing it over a guy that you have only known a half year. If she’s just an casual friend, then I would say go for the guy; he sounds hot. Your girlfriend should know by now, that after 4 years, she shouldn’t be investing her time in someone that doesn’t reciprocate. If you determine that you want to save your friendship with the broad, defi nitely work with her to get over him. Who knows— maybe after some time passes, she’ll get over him and you can keep both. But not likely.

The HousekeeperMy mom is a less than fastidious housekeeper. One evening my dad walked into the kitchen and teased her, "You know, dear, I can write my name in the dust on the mantel."

Mom turned to him and sweetly replied, "Yes, darling, I know. That's why I married a college graduate."

The Big BankA young college boy came running in tears to his father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible fi nancial advice! You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble."

"What are you talking about? That's one of the largest banks in the state."

"I don't think so," he sniffed. "They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, 'Insuffi cient Funds'."

The BridgeA man was walking along a California beach, deep in prayer. Suddenly the Lord appeared to him and said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive there."The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. I can do it, but it's hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor me."The man thought about it and fi nally said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife and know how she feels inside, why she gives me the silent treatment, what she means when she says "nothing's wrong," and how I can make a woman truly happy."The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?"

Hippopotamus, New YorkA woman called to make reservations from Chicago to Hippo-potamus, New York. After some searching, the agent said "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code and can't fi nd a Hippopotamus anywhere."

She retorted, "Oh don't be silly! Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!" The agent scoured a map and fi nally asked if she meant Buffalo. "That's it!" she said, "I knew it was a big animal."

THE LIGHTER SIDE

Management lessonA crow was sitting on a tree doing nothing all day. A rabbit saw him and asked, "Can I sit like you and do nothing all day?" The crow said he could.

So, the rabbit sat below the crow and rested. Suddenly, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

The lesson? To be sitting and doing nothing, you have to be very high up. Anonymous

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Bartender: NatalieWhere to Find Her: Tavern on LaGrange5403 S. La Grange Rd. CountrysideSignature Drink: Pineapple Infused MartiniIngredients: 4 Rebels Pineapple Infused Vodka, Fresh PineappleWords of Wisdom: "Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. And vodka makes you not re-member any of that crap."

Bartender: BillWhere to Find Her: G.O. Fitz6959 W 111th St, Worth

Signature Drink: Ultimate Pearl NecklaceIngredients: Absolut Vanil, Frangelico, Rum-chataWords of Wisdom: "Alcohol is not the answer to all questions, but if you don't get the an-swer it helps you to forget the question.”

Bartender: KristinaWhere to Find Her: Durbins5406 W 79th St, BurbankSignature Drink: K Dog SpecialIngredients: Absolut, Southern Comfort, Ama-retto, Grenadine, Pineapple and Orange JuiceWords of Wisdom: "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”

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Bartender: NatalieWhere to Find Her: Tavern on LaGrange5403 S. La Grange Rd. CountrysideSignature Drink: Pineapple Infused MartiniIngredients: 4 Rebels Pineapple Infused Vodka, Fresh PineappleWords of Wisdom: "Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. And vodka makes you not re-member any of that crap."

Bartender: BillWhere to Find Her: G.O. Fitz6959 W 111th St, Worth

Signature Drink: Ultimate Pearl NecklaceIngredients: Absolut Vanil, Frangelico, Rum-chataWords of Wisdom: "Alcohol is not the answer to all questions, but if you don't get the an-swer it helps you to forget the question.”

Bartender: KristinaWhere to Find Her: Durbins5406 W 79th St, BurbankSignature Drink: K Dog SpecialIngredients: Absolut, Southern Comfort, Ama-retto, Grenadine, Pineapple and Orange JuiceWords of Wisdom: "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”


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The WORDOKU Game Can Keep You FitTo solve a wordoku, you only need logic and patience.Simply make sure that each 3x3 square region has a letter that occurs once.Each column and row of the large grid must have only one in-stance of the letter. The diffi culty rating on this puzzle is easy.The title is a clue to the word in the shaded area.

Full of Hot AirA woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am." The man below replied "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude." "You must be an engineer," said the balloonist. "I am", replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well, answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is techni-cally correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip even more." The man below responded, "You must be in management." "I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?" "Well," said the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems?”


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1. The month of July is named after...a-The Julian Calendar b-Pope Julius VI c-Julius Caesar d-Juno, the Roman god of pleasure

2. Which transportation "fi rst" occurred on July 24th, 1814?a-The fi rst steam locomotive debuted b-The fi rst coast-to-coast rail-road opened c-The fi rst female balloon pilot was licensed d-The fi rst steamship crossed the Pacifi c

3. Which U.S. governmental service was established in July

of 1865?a-The Federal Bureau of Investigation b-The Central Intelligence Agency c-The Secret Service d-The Internal Revenue Service

4. The British Parliament passed an Act in July, 1867, that did

what?a-Offi cially ended the Revolutionary War b-Established the Crown Colony of Hong Kong c-Established the Dominion of Canada d-Required all Commonwealth coins to have a portrait of the King

5. What was the big news in Washington D.C. on July 2th, 1881?a-Aaron Burr killed Alexander Hamilton in a duel b-President Gar-fi eld was assassinated c-The Spanish/American War ended d-The fi rst female U.S. Ambassador was appointed

6. Which signifi cant event took place on July 4th, 1903?a-Adolf Hitler was born b-The world's fi rst subway opened c-The fi rst Pacifi c cable was laid from San Francisco and Manila d-The fi rst ice cream cone was sold

7. On July 5th, 1946, engineer Louis Reard's most famous in-vention made its debut. What was it?a-The Hydrogen Bomb b-Color Television c-Gatorade d-The "Walk/Don't Walk" Sign e-The Bikini

8. Which aerospace achievement took place in July 20th, 1969?a-The fi rst female orbited the Earth b-The fi rst U.S.-U.S.S.R. space capsule docking c-Man fi rst walked on the moon d-Cape Canaveral was offi cially renamed Cape Kennedy

9. In July of 1971, the United States passed the 26th Amend-ment. What did it do?A-Guaranteed equal rights for women b-Set the minimum voting age in the United States at 18 c-Set the minimum drinking age in the United States at 21 d-Set the minimum age for the offi ce of President at 40

10. A very special day is celebrated on July 15th every year. Is it...a-The longest day of the year b-Eat More Mushrooms Day c-Polka Preservation Day d-National Turn-Your-Mattress-Over Day e-Cow Appreciation Day

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Ingredients1 oz TuacaJuice from 2 Fresh Lemon Wedges ½ tsp White Granulated Sugar1 oz Water¼ oz Chambord1 oz Prosecco

DirectionsCombine the fi rst 4 ingredients, shake vigorously, and strain cocktail into a chilled martini glass. Drop ¼ oz Chambord through the center of the cocktail glass and then fl oat 1 oz of Prosecco on top. Garnish with a fresh lemon twist.

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Ingredients 1 ½ oz Grey Goose® Le Citron Vodka ½ oz Agave Nectar ½ oz Lime Juice 1 tsp Kaffi r Lime Leaves, thinly sliced 1 tsp Lemongrass, thinly sliced2 oz Tonic Water

DirectionsIn a cocktail shaker, place the lemongrass and kaffi r lime leaves, muddle well. Add ice and remaining ingredients and shake vigorously. Strain into a glass fi lled with fresh ice and garnish with fresh mint.

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Directions Blend the Strawberry Daiquiri Mix and set aside. Blend the Piña Colada Mix and set aside. Either simultaneously pour both mixtures into a Collins glass, or layer one on top of the other. Garnish with some fresh whipped cream and a fresh strawberry.

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Chicagoland came out in full force to welcome the cast and crew from the Full Throttle Saloon June 20th-23rd at Toyota Park in Bridgeview for the very fi rst Throttlefest Chicago!

Full Throttle Saloon is an American reality television series airing on the truTV network. The series provides an inside look at the world's largest biker bar located in Sturgis, South Dakota. Owner Mike Ballard and a full cast of characters race against the clock to serve huge crowds at the Full Throttle Saloon during the annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally the fi rst full week of August. More than 300,000 people visit the Full Throttle during the annual event, where Ballard and his team face the many pressures catering to the huge Sturgis infl ux of bikers, all while providing patrons an experience they will not forget!

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Angie Carlson is Ballard's wife, and a dancer at the saloon. She also has her own section of the Throttle known as "Angieland" where visitors can get their picture taken with Carlson's rear end, believed to be the most photographed butt on the planet. She also helps Ballard run the Full Throttle and oversees calculating nightly earnings for the bar.

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