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WOLVERTON WHIMSY WOLVERTON WHIMSY WOLVERTON WHIMSY WOLVERTON WHIMSY There were lots of people at the Weber's house on Wednesday, July 29 th . There were cars parked on both sides of the road! There were TV people there doing historical reenactments at Wolverton Hall. The Webers weren't allowed to be in their house until it was done. It was done by midnight. It was hard to drive between the cars – the space was very thin which made a traffic jam. For any more information on the show being filmed – you'll have to talk to Rose and Dave.... The Bazoo Excerpt from The Bazoo – April 22, 1931 Heard on the Party Line Heard on the Party Line Heard on the Party Line Heard on the Party Line Until further notice Bill Martin will call on Jean Johnson every Sunday. Joel and family, Amy and Billie and Helen Rounds motored to Galt on Sunday. Steve has lost his dinky cap and offers a reward for its return. He is the only mourner. Tommy tried to burn up the community Saturday but only succeeded in clearing off his pasture. When his girl said the candy in a store window made her mouth water, Leslie handed her a blotter. Charley Boone is again at Fat Hoggarth's. Scotty is slicking things up at Wolverton Hall. Harold Rounds spent Sunday at Gibson's AS USUAL. Goodbye Stewarts The Stewarts will be moving out of Wolverton on August 14 th . So if you want to say goodbye do it now. I will miss Lily Stewart. I hope that they will visit sometime. Bye Lily, Anna and Craig! Sammy's Thoughts (Straight from the mouth of a 6 year old) Radio cameras take pictures only of people singing. And when the person sings he sings something. And radio cameras show the pictures of people singing and the video of people singing. When the person sings phones go radioactive. Sometimes. And that's not cool. So I will tell you a story of a radio camera: The clue is radio comes today and no radio comes tomorrow. Once upon a time the radio camera ruled the world. All the radio cameras were friends. And when that happened there was a big asteroid coming down. A fast throbbing thing. But all the radio cameras survived because they never break. So it was a sad feeling of the dinosaurs. So the radio cameras got a feeling of something. It was a big T-Rex. So they ran all across the world to the human land. So when all the radio cameras where there the humans ran away and so the humans were at the dinosaur land. And then a T-Rex ate all the humans. And that's the end. Goodbye – see me next time at Sammy's thoughts. Contact information: [email protected], wolvertonwhimsy.wordpress.com, 519-588-0019, www.facebook.com/WolvertonWhimsy August 7 th , 2015 13th Issue Wolverton Traffic Jam

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Page 1: Whimsy - 13th Issue - August 7 - 2015...Aug 07, 2015  · 13th Issue John Murphy 519-575-8983 Call for a free estimate Bread made fresh – right here in Wolverton. Text/Phone Julie

WOLVERTON WHIMSYWOLVERTON WHIMSYWOLVERTON WHIMSYWOLVERTON WHIMSY

There were lots of people at the

Weber's house on Wednesday, July

29th. There were cars parked on both

sides of the road! There were TV

people there doing historical

reenactments at Wolverton Hall. The

Webers weren't allowed to be in their

house until it was done. It was done

by midnight. It was hard to drive

between the cars – the space was

very thin which made a traffic jam.

For any more information on the

show being filmed – you'll have to

talk to Rose and Dave....

The BazooExcerpt from The Bazoo – April

22, 1931Heard on the Party LineHeard on the Party LineHeard on the Party LineHeard on the Party LineUntil further noticeBill Martin will callon Jean Johnson every

Sunday.Joel and family, Amyand Billie and Helen

Rounds motored to Galton Sunday.

Steve has lost hisdinky cap and offers areward for its return.He is the only mourner.

Tommy tried to burn upthe community Saturdaybut only succeeded in

clearing off hispasture.

When his girl said thecandy in a store windowmade her mouth water,Leslie handed her a

blotter.Charley Boone is againat Fat Hoggarth's.Scotty is slicking

things up at WolvertonHall.

Harold Rounds spentSunday at Gibson's AS

USUAL.

Goodbye Stewarts

The Stewarts will be moving out

of Wolverton on August 14th. So if

you want to say goodbye do it

now. I will miss Lily Stewart. I

hope that they will visit sometime.

Bye Lily, Anna and Craig!

Sammy's Thoughts(Straight from the mouth of a 6

year old)

Radio cameras take pictures only

of people singing. And when the

person sings he sings something.

And radio cameras show the

pictures of people singing and the

video of people singing. When

the person sings phones go

radioactive. Sometimes. And

that's not cool. So I will tell you

a story of a radio camera: The

clue is radio comes today and no

radio comes tomorrow. Once

upon a time the radio camera

ruled the world. All the radio

cameras were friends. And when

that happened there was a big

asteroid coming down. A fast

throbbing thing. But all the radio

cameras survived because they

never break. So it was a sad

feeling of the dinosaurs. So the

radio cameras got a feeling of

something. It was a big T-Rex.

So they ran all across the world to

the human land. So when all the

radio cameras where there the

humans ran away and so the

humans were at the dinosaur land.

And then a T-Rex ate all the

humans. And that's the end.

Goodbye – see me next time at

Sammy's thoughts.

Contact information: [email protected], wolvertonwhimsy.wordpress.com, 519-588-0019, www.facebook.com/WolvertonWhimsy

August 7th, 2015

13th Issue

Wolverton Traffic Jam

Page 2: Whimsy - 13th Issue - August 7 - 2015...Aug 07, 2015  · 13th Issue John Murphy 519-575-8983 Call for a free estimate Bread made fresh – right here in Wolverton. Text/Phone Julie

WOLVERTON WHIMSYWOLVERTON WHIMSYWOLVERTON WHIMSYWOLVERTON WHIMSYDwarf Bunnies

Amber got two dwarf bunnies. They

are very very cute. And very very

soft. They are both white. The

bunnies have two beds. When I saw

them Amber told me that they had

just cleaned out the bunnies beds but

there was still poop in there –

because that is what bunnies do. I

get to watch them when she is away.

Joke of the dayWhat do you get when you cross

a rooster and a cat?

Cock-a-doodle-mew

We NEED StoriesThe Wolverton Whimsy needs

new stories. We are running out

of story ideas we need you –

please help.

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contact if you want your ad here –

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Contact information: [email protected], wolvertonwhimsy.wordpress.com, 519-588-0019, www.facebook.com/WolvertonWhimsy

August 7th, 2015

13th Issue

John Murphy

519-575-8983

Call for a free estimate

Bread made fresh – right here in

Wolverton. Text/Phone Julie for

more details: 519-330-1880

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