WHITEHouse – Chardonnay Stateside of course! A textbook buttery Chardonnay £14.50 (abv 13% glass 175ml £3.95)

Hidden River Chenin A gooseberry and citrus nosed South African! £15.50 (abv 13.5% glass 175ml £4.25)

Pinot Grigio La Borgata A strong backboned popular Italian! Aren’t they all? £16.50 (abv 12% glass 175ml £4.50)

Le Versant, Viognier (Vee-on-yay) This quenches the thirst of weekenders in Paris £18.00

Le Versant, Sauvignon Blanc A posh French plonk - this fine wine is divine! £18.50 (abv 12% glass 175ml £4.75)

REDHouse – Merlot Pure USA, not a rough edge in sight! £14.50

(abv 13% glass 175ml £3.95)

Hidden River Pinotage Plums and blackcurrants - a nice rich one! £15.50 (abv 14.5% glass 175ml £4.25)

Benchmark Shiraz Purple, peppery, vibrant & spicy, “we’ll ‘ave another bottle, that’ll do nicely!” £17.50

Heredad Ugarte Rioja Aged in oak, like velvet on your palate! £18.00

Le Versant, Pinot Noir The wine buffs say “liquid red French silk” - we say “Pinot Noir, ooh la la”! £18.50 (abv 12.5% glass 175ml £4.75)

ROSÉHouse – Zinfandel Beautiful light pink and packed with fruit, perfect for summer nights £14.50

(and winter mornings, oh yeah and rainy afternoons!) (abv 10.5% glass 175ml £3.95)

Pinot Grigio Blush Girls on tour! In Italy where else! £16.50 (abv 12.5% glass 175ml £4.50)

Rosé Sparkling Pink Fizz! – “The only way is Essex !” £17.50 (abv 12% glass 175ml £4.75)

THE FIZZHouse Sparkling Light, bubbly and gentle – just like the staff! £17.50

(abv 11% glass 175ml £4.75)

House Champagne Tiny vanilla bubbles with white fruits and brioche, class in a glass! £32.50

Veuve Cliquot, Brut Elegant, beautiful, classy, clean and bright A Nifty £50! Don’t swerve the Veuve!!

BACK-INN TIMEVictoria Road,

Chelmsford, Essex Tel: (01245) 269983

WINES

£18.50175ml £5.00

£22.50175ml £6.00

£24.50175ml £6.50

House White

Pinot Grigio

Sauvignon Blanc

There’s no fake news here, this winning red, it has been said, will make America “Grape” again! (abv 12.5%)

Purple, peppery, vibrant & spicy, “we’ll `ave another bottle, that’ll do nicely!” (abv 13.5%)

More Seville than Southend, more Barcelona than Basildon, more Marbella than Maldon- you’ll wanna “tapas” for another!(abv 14%)

£18.50175ml £5.00

£22.50175ml £6.00

£28.50

House Red

Pinotage/Shiraz

Rioja

This is a pink emergency dial wine, wine, wine!(abv 11.5%)

No need to be flush, just rush to get a crush on this lush blush!(abv 11.5%)

Until further notice celebrate everything- you were born to sparkle! (abv 12%)

£18.50175ml £5.00

£22.50175ml £6.00

£24.50175ml £6.50

House Rosé

Pinot Grigio Blush

Rose Sparkling

Light, bubbly and gentle – just like the staff!(abv 11.5%)

Gluten free, dairy free, fat free… You gotta love the champagne diet!(abv 12%)

Elegant, beautiful, classy, clean and bright-don’t swerve the Veuve!(abv 12%)

£24.50175ml £6.50

£35.00

£65.00

House Sparkling

House Champagne

Veuve Cliquot, Brut

RED

ROSÉ

THE FIZZ

It’s an American white, all night, every night, alright!(abv 12.5%)

A suave and stylish Italian! Aren’t they all? (abv 12%)

This really is your “winner winner” with your chicken dinner! (abv 12.5%)

WHITE

Stateside of course! A textbook buttery Chardonnay(abv 13% glass 175ml £5.00)

A strong backboned popular Italian! Aren’t they all? (abv 12% glass 175ml £6.00)

A posh French plonk - this fine wine is divine! (abv 12% glass 175ml £7.00)

£18.50

£22.50

£22.50

House – Chardonnay

Pinot Grigio

Sauvignon Blanc

Pure USA, not a rough edge in sight!(abv 13% glass 175ml £5.00)

Plums and blackcurrants - a nice rich one!(abv 14.5% glass 175ml £6.00)

Aged in oak, like velvet on your palate!(abv 14.5% glass 175ml £7.00)

£18.50

£22.50

£22.50

House – Merlot

Pinotage/Shiraz

Rioja

Beautiful light pink and packed with fruit!(abv 10.5% glass 175ml £5.00)

Girls on tour! In Italy where else!(abv 12.5% glass 175ml £6.00)

Pink Fizz! – “The only way is Essex !”(abv 12% glass 175ml £7.00)

£18.50

£22.50

£22.50

House – Zinfandel

Pinot Grigio Blush

Sparkling

Light, bubbly and gentle – just like the staff!(abv 11% glass 175ml £4.75)

Tiny vanilla bubbles with white fruits and brioche, class in a glass!

Elegant, beautiful, classy, clean and bright Don’t swerve the Veuve!!

£22.50

£35.00

£65.00

House Sparkling

House Champagne

Veuve Cliquot, Brut

GOOD TIMES AHEADApple Joey southern comfort, apricot brandy, cherry brandy & sparkling apple juice £5.95Jamaica Me Crazy vodka, dark rum, malibu & pineapple juice £5.95Rabbit Rabbit cassis, strawberry liqueur, vodka & cranberry juice £5.95Fuzzy Navel vodka, peach schnapps & orange juice £5.75Cosmopolitan vodka, cointreau, lime & cranberry juice £5.75Peachtree Drive gin, peach schnapps, grenadine & pineapple juice £5.75Jack & Danny jack daniels, blue curacao & orange juice £5.75Dirty Berty vodka, malibu, pineapple & cranberry juice £5.75Happy Birthday strawberry liqueur, raspberry liqueur, bacardi, lemon juice, orange juice & grenadine £5.95

OLD FAVOURITESMai Tai For Two dark rum, light rum, apricot brandy, tequila, triple sec, orange & pineapple juice, bitters & grenadine £9.95Margarita tequila, triple sec & fresh lime juice £5.75Romford Russian vodka, kahlua & cola £5.75Slow Comfortable Screw vodka, sloe gin, southern comfort & orange juice £5.95Tequila Sunrise double tequila, orange juice & grenadine £5.75Harvey Wallbanger vodka, galliano & orange juice £5.75Pina Colada light rum, malibu, pineapple juice & cream £5.75

BARTENDER’S SPECIALSMojito bacardi, sugar, lime, soda and mint £5.95Apple Pie Mojito bacardi, cinnamon, sugar, lime, apple juice and mint £5.95Too Drunk To Funk whisky, cherry brandy, lime & american dry £5.75Henry Hirise southern comfort, banana liqueur & pineapple juice £5.75Banana Daquiri bacardi, banana liqueur, lime juice and fresh banana £6.50Long Island Iced Tea tequila, bacardi, gin, triple sec, vodka, sour mix & cola £7.50Long Beach Iced Tea tequila, bacardi, gin, triple sec, vodka, sour mix & cranberry juice £7.50Jelly Bean pernod, bacardi, vodka, blackcurrant & lemonade £5.75Louisianna Hi Ball southern comfort, blue curacao, lime juice & ginger ale £5.75Opal Froot midori, blue curacao, limoncello & pineapple juice £5.95

THE FIZZMelon Popsicle melon liqueur and sparkling wine £4.95Freeway strawberry brandy & sparkling wine £4.95Blues Fizz blue curacao & sparkling wine £4.955th Avenue Fizz cassis & sparkling wine £4.95Raspberry Twister raspberry liqueur and sparkling wine £4.95

NAUGHTY BUT NICEFifty Quid Out Of The Till kahlua, brandy & cream £5.75Haven’t A Clue malibu, crème de cacao, banana liqueur & cream £5.95Lemon Meringue Pie limoncello, white crème de cacao, cream & marshmallows £5.75P.S. I Love You baileys, amaretto, kahlua, dark rum & cream £6.50Banoffee Alexander baileys, banana liqueur, butterscotch schnapps & cream £5.95Grasshopper creme de menthe, white crème de cacao & cream £5.75Heart Throb kahlua, baileys, cointreau & cream £5.95

AMERICAN EXPRESSCentral Park Arrest vodka, strawberry liqueur, triple sec & lemonade £5.95Mississippi Smoothie brandy, cherry brandy, southern comfort & bitter lemon £5.95Pearl Harbour bacardi, melon liqueur & pineapple juice £5.75Alabama Slammer southern comfort, sloe gin & pineapple juice £5.75American Cream Soda tia maria, vodka, lime & lemonade £5.75Tahiti Teds Teaser tequila, blue curacao, peach schnapps, sour mix & lemonade £5.95

LONG & COOLYellow Cuckoo tia maria, bacardi, banana liqueur & orange juice £5.95Nice Girls Don’t malibu, midori, banana liqueur, lemon & orange juices £5.95Diki Diki vodka, malibu, grenadine & grapefruit juice £5.75Sex On The Beach raspberry liqueur, midori, grenadine, lemon & pineapple juices £5.75Hi 5 malibu, blue curacao, banana liqueur, orange & pineapple juices £5.95Seabreeze double vodka, grapefruit & cranberry juices £5.75Lynchburg Lemonade jack daniels, triple sec, lime & lemonade £5.75

SIMPLY SHORTSOral Fixation strawberry liqueur, triple sec, grenadine & cream £5.75B52 kahlua, baileys & grand marnier £5.75Jammy Dodger amaretto, strawberry liqueur & cream £5.75Irish Flag baileys & crème de menthe £5.75Golden Cadillac galliano, white crème de cacao & cream £5.75

LIQUOR FREELittle Sweetheart passion fruit, strawberry & orange juices £2.95Long Short Sharp Sip cranberry, strawberry, lime & lemonade £2.95Tongue Twister orange & pineapple juices, lime, lemon & grenadine £2.95Road Runner banana, pineapple juice, cream & butterscotch £2.95Virgin Colada coconut, pineapple juice & cream £2.95Raspberry Blower raspberry, cream, lemonade & a dip dab £2.95

COCKTAILS COCKTAILS

southern comfort, apricot brandy, cherry brandy & sparkling apple juice vodka, dark rum, malibu & pineapple juicecassis, strawberry liqueur, vodka & cranberry juicevodka, peach schnapps & orange juicevodka, cointreau, lime & cranberry juicegin, peach schnapps, grenadine & pineapple juicejack daniels, blue curacao & orange juicevodka, malibu, pineapple & cranberry juicestrawberry liqueur, raspberry liqueur, bacardi, lemon juice,orange juice & grenadine

£6.95£6.95 £6.95£6.75£6.75£6.75 £6.75 £6.75£6.95

Apple JoeyJamaica Me CrazyRabbit RabbitFuzzy NavelCosmopolitanPeachtree DriveJack & DannyDirty BertyHappy Birthday

dark rum, light rum, apricot brandy, tequila,triple sec, orange & pineapple juice, bitters & grenadinetequila, triple sec & fresh lime juicevodka, kahlua & colavodka, sloe gin, southern comfort & orange juicedouble tequila, orange juice & grenadinevodka, galliano & orange juicelight rum, malibu, pineapple juice & cream

£11.95

£6.75 £6.75£6.95£6.75 £6.75 £6.75

bacardi, sugar, lime, soda & mintbacardi, cinnamon, sugar, lime, apple juice & mintwhisky, cherry brandy, lime & american drysouthern comfort, banana liqueur & pineapple juicebacardi, strawberry liqueur, lime juice & strawberry puréebacardi, banana liqueur, lime juice & fresh bananatequila, bacardi, gin, triple sec, vodka, sour mix & colatequila, bacardi, gin, triple sec, vodka, sour mix & cranberry juicepernod, bacardi, vodka, blackcurrant & lemonadesouthern comfort, blue curacao, lime juice & ginger alemidori, blue curacao, limoncello & pineapple juice

MojitoApple Pie MojitoToo Drunk To FunkHenry HiriseStrawberry DaiquiriBanana DaiquiriLong Island Iced Tea Long Beach Iced Tea Jelly BeanLouisiana Hi BallOpal Froot

£7.50£7.50 £6.75£6.75£7.50£7.50 £8.50 £8.50 £6.95 £6.75 £6.95

melon liqueur & proseccostrawberry liqueur & proseccoblue curacao & proseccocassis & proseccoraspberry liqueur & prosecco

£6.95£6.95£6.95 £6.95 £6.95

Melon PopsicleFreewayBlues Fizz5th Avenue FizzRaspberry Twister

vanilla vodka, passion fruit liqueur, passion fruit purée & prosecco shotmalibu, crème de cacao, banana liqueur & creamlimoncello, white crème de cacao, cream & marshmallowsbaileys, amaretto, kahlua, dark rum & creambaileys, banana liqueur, butterscotch schnapps & creamcreme de menthe, white crème de cacao & creamkahlua, baileys, cointreau & cream

£8.50£6.95£6.95£7.50£6.95£6.75£6.95

Porn Star MartiniHaven’t A ClueLemon Meringue PieP.S. I Love YouBanoffee AlexanderGrasshopperHeart Throb

vodka, strawberry liqueur, triple sec & lemonadebrandy, cherry brandy, southern comfort & bitter lemonbacardi, melon liqueur & pineapple juicesouthern comfort, sloe gin & pineapple juicetia maria, vodka, lime & lemonadetequila, blue curacao, peach schnapps, sour mix & lemonade

Central Park ArrestMississippi SmoothiePearl HarbourAlabama SlammerAmerican Cream SodaTahiti Teds Teaser

£6.95£6.95£6.75£6.75£6.75£6.95

tia maria, bacardi, banana liqueur & orange juicemalibu, midori, banana liqueur, lemon & orange juicesvodka, malibu, grenadine & grapefruit juiceraspberry liqueur, midori, grenadine, lemon & pineapple juicesmalibu, blue curacao, banana liqueur, orange & pineapple juicesdouble vodka, grapefruit & cranberry juicesjack daniels, triple sec, lime & lemonade

Yellow CuckooNice Girls Don’t Diki DikiSex On The BeachHi5SeabreezeLynchburg Lemonade

£6.95 £6.95 £6.75 £6.75 £6.95 £6.75 £6.75

baileys, blue curacao & banana liqueurkahlua, baileys & grand marnieramaretto, strawberry liqueur & creambaileys & crème de menthekahlua, brandy & cream

Bubble GumB52Jammy DodgerIrish FlagFifty Quid Out Of The Till

£6.75 £6.75 £6.75 £6.75 £6.75

passion fruit, strawberry & orange juicescranberry, strawberry, lime & lemonadeorange & pineapple juices, lime, lemon & grenadinebanana, pineapple juice, cream & butterscotchcoconut, pineapple juice & creamraspberry, cream, lemonade & a dip dabapple juice, lemonade, mint syrup, lime & crushed ice

Little SweetheartLong Short Sharp SipTongue TwisterRoad RunnerVirgin ColadaRaspberry BlowerNo-MoJo

£3.95 £3.95 £3.95 £3.95 £3.95 £3.95£3.95

Mai Tai For Two

MargaritaRomford RussianSlow Comfortable Screw Tequila SunriseHarvey WallbangerPina Colada