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By Pete (dwain). Have any plans this evening? Odds are if you are reading this, it’s because you are here to witness the nuptials of Sara Quinnette and Paul Whitley. Having known each other for almost eight years, and dated for about six this is the first time they have married each other. In case you are wondering, what follows this S ARA A NN Q UINNETTE to W ED P AUL B ENJAMIN W HITLEY in W AUNAKEE If you’re bored... Count how many here have neon orange shoelaces? Silently start a wave. How long does it take to catch on? Try to get the flower girl to high- five you as she walks the aisle without her mother finding out. Six Degrees of separation (Bacon- free) John Candy & Rupert Grint Find the word “skullduggery” Table of Contents Order of Events 2 How did we find ourselves here? 3 Cast of Characters 3 FUN & GAMES 4 Y OU N EVER T HOUGHT OF T HIS By: Scott Seamus If you know Paul and Sara, you know that they already have a child. If you’re lucky she’ll be pelting you with flower petals. What you might not know is that should this couple have another child, a son to be exact, he’ll have a name for the ages. Their first, Ophelia Rose (actual “When you cross that finish line… you’ll know.” OCTOBER 1, 2010 Volume 3, Issue 7 Local couple. Like most soon-to-be married couples, it is widely assumed that neither currently has rabies. Wedding program (hopefully) beautiful ceremony is a reception all are welcome to attend. There will be a selection of foods to snack on. Most likely enough to get full from but it is far from formal. In addition to the brats, boiled peanuts and brownies, attendees are welcome imbibe beverages ranging from beer and wine to juice and coffee. And what kind of a reception would it be without water? That’s right you can drink water, but its best to get it from the tap and not the stream you hear running nearby. This will be a rather traditional service, there are some parts where attendees are invited to sing, as denoted on page 2. Hopefully nothing is too tedious and efforts have been made to make this as easygoing as possible. Most importantly, Paul and Sara would like to thank you as well as all the participants for being a part of their life and sharing in this day. Hopefully this collectible wedding program keeps you entertained as you wait for the festivities to begin. If you have gotten this far and have more questions than answers, take a look at the picture to ensure that you are at the right place. And finally... look under your seat. first name, no middle due to a disagreement) was named after a song named after the tragedy afflicted Shakespeare character from Hamlet. A son, due to a binding contract will be named Holden Elliott (Rock Me) Amadeus Whitley. For those of you wondering, Elliott is the name of the main character in Kurt Vonnegut’s God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater. [insert scary headline here] By: Max Regan In a _________________ break that has captivated ___________ or our readers, Wedding Program has learned that _______________ has __________ Maximum Security ___________. “It’s mind-blowing,” a senior official said, speaking on condition of anonymity. _______________ has a long history of ________________. In a move that has befuddled the citizens of _____________, _________ was reported _______ with the __________ and a man known only as Artis. Citizens will be _____________ to know that it ________ affect the goings on for the evening of ____________ but if nobody moves, ___________ believe... CLICK HERE to continue story

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By Pete (dwain).

Have any plans this evening? Odds are if you are

reading this, it’s because you are here to witness the nuptials of Sara Quinnette and Paul Whitley. Having

known each other for almost eight years, and dated

for about six this is the first time they have married

each other.

In case you are wondering, what follows this

SA R A AN N Q U I N N E T T E to W E D

P A U L B E N J A M I N W H I T L E Y i n W A U N A K E E

If you’re bored...

Count how many

here have neon

orange shoelaces?

Silently start a wave.

How long does it

take to catch on?

Try to get the

flower girl to high-

five you as she walks the aisle

without her mother

finding out.

Six Degrees of

separation (Bacon-

free) John Candy &

Rupert Grint

Find the word

“skullduggery”

Table of Contents

Order of Events 2

How did we find

ourselves here? 3

Cast of Characters 3

FUN & GAMES 4

Y O U N E V E R T H O U G H T O F T H I S B y : S c o t t

Seamus

If you know Paul and Sara, you

know that they already have a child.

If you’re lucky she’ll be pelting you

with flower petals.

What you might not know is that

should this couple have another

child, a son to be exact, he’ll have a

name for the ages.

Their first, Ophelia Rose (actual

“When you cross that finish line… you’ll know.” OCTOBER 1, 2010 Volume 3, Issue 7

Local couple. Like most soon-to-be married couples, it is widely assumed that neither currently has rabies.

W edding program

(hopefully) beautiful ceremony is a reception all are

welcome to attend. There will be a selection of

foods to snack on. Most likely enough to get full from

but it is far from formal.

In addition to the brats, boiled peanuts and brownies,

attendees are welcome imbibe beverages ranging

from beer and wine to juice and coffee. And what

kind of a reception would it be without water? That’s

right you can drink water, but its best to get it from

the tap and not the stream you hear running nearby.

This will be a rather traditional service, there are

some parts where attendees are invited to sing, as denoted on page 2. Hopefully nothing is too tedious

and efforts have been made to make this as easygoing

as possible.

Most importantly, Paul and Sara would like to thank

you as well as all the participants for being a part of

their life and sharing in this day. Hopefully this

collectible wedding program keeps you entertained as you wait for the festivities to begin.

If you have gotten this far and have more questions

than answers, take a look at the picture to ensure

that you are at the right place.

And finally... look under your seat.

first name, no middle due to a

disagreement) was named after a

song named after the tragedy afflicted Shakespeare character

from Hamlet. A son, due to a

binding contract will be named

Holden El liott (Rock Me)

Amadeus Whitley.

For those of you wondering,

Elliott is the name of the main

character in Kurt Vonnegut’s God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater.

[ i n s e r t s c a r y h e a d l i n e h e r e ]

By: Max Regan

In a _________________ break

t h a t h a s c a p t i v a t e d ___________ or our readers,

Wedding Program has learned that

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ h a s

__________ Maximum Security

___________.

“It’s mind-blowing,” a senior

official said, speaking on condition

of anonymity.

_______________ has a long

history of ________________. In

a move that has befuddled the

citizens of _____________, _________ was repor ted

_______ with the __________

and a man known only as Artis.

Citizens will be _____________

to know that it ________ affect

the goings on for the evening of

____________ but if nobody

moves, ___________ believe...

CLICK HERE to continue story

Order Or events Procession/Lighting of candles

Con Te Partino Music by Francesco Sartori

Invocation

Opening Prayer

Hymn: O Perfect Love*

Reading: I Corinthians 12:31-13:13

Sermonette

Marriage Rite

Declaration of the Vows Exchanging of the Rings

Lighting of the Unity Candle*

Can’t Help Falling In Love

Wedding Blessing Prayers

Lord’s Prayer*

Declaration of Marriage Presentation of the married couple

Blessing

The ending song/Recessional

International Wedding Traditions (France)

Chiverie is an after-wedding tradition in friends and family of the newly married couple gather in the evening and clang pots and pans, ring bells and blow horns with the intent of startling and interrupting the couple.

Upon hearing the noise, the newlyweds come out, still in their matrimonial attire and provide the tormentors with refreshments.

International Wedding Traditions (India)

Weddings here tend to be multi-day affairs involving many elaborate ceremonies, such as Mehndi, the practice of paint-ing intricate patterns on the bride’s extremities. The pur-pose of this is to make the bride feel like a princess as she begins her new life.

International Wedding Traditions (Middle East) A Persian tradition is the Sofreh-ye Aghd, a luxurious spread (cashmere, satin or silk) traditionally passed from mother to daugh-ter. On this spread is placed a mirror and two candelabras representing light and fire. It is at this mirror that the bride removes a veil cov-ering her face and the groom is able to see the reflection of his wife-to-be. In addition a tray of seven herbs and spices are placed on the spread: poppy seeds, wild rice, angelica, salt, nigella seeds, black tea and frankincense. Their intent is to protect the couple against evil eye, witchcraft and drive away evil spirits.

Wonder who had the idea for this program? Credit Jeff Baker. Jeff Baker: He thinks.©

By: G. Nih Ton

For those of you looking for a crafty way to

pop the question, have you thought about a surprise birthday party? That’s how local guy

Surpr ise B ir thday Pa r ty Rea l ly Ma rr iage Proposa l

Ale Asylum—known for great beer and raising the bar of the brewing game in Madison.

and all around awesome dude Paul Whitley

did it.

Unbeknownst to his girlfriend of 4 years, he invited many of their friends for what they

thought was a surprise birthday party at

Madison’s Ale Asylum… 2 months in

advance. Oddly enough, it didn’t seem that

odd.

In order to avoid any skullduggery, invitees

were asked to not bring any gifts. Sara

Quinnette, the supposed birthday girl was given a few trinkets from Whitley to

commemorate the occasion, all the while

clueless the surprise that lay in store.

It wasn’t until moments before the future

fiancé found out that guests were allowed to

a read a sign that explained that they were all

victims of a prank and the actual reason for the shin dig.

“Oh, I get it now,” one attendee was heard

saying. “I guess we should have known

better. We never know what (Paul) is up

PARENTS OF THE BRIDE Jean Quinnette Peter Quinnette

PARENTS OF THE GROOM

Linda Whitley Benjamin Whitley

GRANDPARENTS OF BRIDE Ann & Donald Quinnette

GRANDPARENT OF GROOM

Lois Disterhoft

BRIDESMAIDS Trisha Ours – Matron of Honor

Stephanie Kramer-Hale Hannah Salaja

Ophelia Rose Whitley – Flower Girl

GROOMSMEN Patrick Warden – Best man

Ryan Ringgenberg Jeff Baker

OFFICIANT

Rev James Adomeit Jr

PIANIST Jonathan Fricke

International Wedding Traditions (Mexico)

For Trece Monedas de Oro, during the wedding the Groom bestows his bride a gift of 13 coins, or arras, representing Jesus and his 12 apostles. The coins are to be blessed by the priest and bear the groom’s promise to care for and provide for his wife.

to.”

As for being duped, the supposed birthday

girl had this to say: “I should’ve known this

wasn’t a birthday party, there was no blood.”

International Wedding

Traditions (India) In this custom everyone is either trying to steal or protect the groom’s shoes . During the ceremony the groom removes his shoes prior to entering the alter to be married. Members of the bride’s family are obligated to try stealing the groom’s shoes. The groom’s family, on the other hand, must protect the shoes. If the bride’s family is successful, then the groom must pay whatever amount of money they request to get his shoes back.

For official use only. Do not remove.

On this day in… 1795 Belgium is conquered by France

1856 First Installment of Madame Bovary published

1880 First electric lamp factory opened by Thomas Edison

1890 Yosemite National Park and Yellowstone National Park estab-lished by U.S. Congress

1924 Jimmy Carter born

1927 Tom Bosley is born

1928 George Peppard is born

1942 Nazi war criminals sentenced at Nuremberg

1946 Mensa founded in the United Kingdom

1949 Mao Zedong proclaims People’s Republic of China

1950 Randy Quaid, a John Candy co-star, is born

1957 First appearance of “In God We Trust” on U.S. Currency

1962 James Meredith is the first African-American to attend the University of Mississippi

1962 Johnny Carson debuts as Tonight Show host

1971 Walt Disney World opens near Orland, FL

1975 The Thrilla in Manilla

1982 Sony launches first consumer CD player

1993 The movie Cool Runnings is released

2010 Human Target Season 2 premieres

International Wedding Tradtions (Ireland)

In the old days, couples dined on salt and oatmeal at the beginning of their reception: the bride and groom would take three mouthfuls to protect against evil eye.

During the reception, when the couple is dancing, the brides feet must remain on the floor. It is said that Fairies love beautiful things and their favorite beautiful thing is a bride. If the bride was to have even one foot off the ground, then she could be swept away by the Fairies.

Int’l Wedding

Traditions Germany has a tradition that involves shattering a lots of dishes before the wedding and the bride and groom clean it up. It is believed that the action of cleaning up the mass collection of broken dishes, which the family and friends have worked so hard to make, will help prepare the couple for their new lives together.

Flower Girl’s Fun Corner