Why PowerPoint Presentations Suck!or How to Dismantle an Atomic Idiot...

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Love PowerPointMany People

Credentials for Giving Great PowerPoint

Unsure of what to say

Unsure of what you stand for

Unsure of how to properly communicate

Unsure of many other things

The Four Unsures (Also Known as the F-U )s

CatsSeem to like PowerPoint

But It really boils down to this...

– Steve Jobs

"People who know what they’re talking about

don’t need PowerPoint"

Bullet Points and Graphs Won't Cut It

Or More Cat PicsBacked By Science

With Lots of Graphs

And Super Convincing

The Suck-Time Continuum

1 Minute 5 Minutes 10 Minutes 15 Minutes0

25

50

75

100

125

Su

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or

Time

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It's Like A Coffee Table BookAbout Coffee Tables

Except

It's PowerPoint

And It Sucks

Even With Pie Charts

20%

80%

UnSuck Factor Suck Factor

Man, You Suck!

Or A Hipster Retro SpokesDude

It Won't Matter

• If You Don't Believe In It• If You Don't Have Passion For It• If You Can't Articulate Your Message

Even Bullet Points Won't Help

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The Bobs Can't Help

Only You Can Help

Get TheseAnd Lose PowerPoint

I'd rather watch you talk withyour hands for twenty minutes!

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