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REMEMBER THE TIME... BEE'S KNEES ENGLISH

[BROTHER  ] REMEMBER THE TIME

#  we were in grade six and we peed off the roof of m dad'!

hardware !tore ... we could easily have fallen o"er the ede and $nto

the par%$n &ot below ... I rememer it being  prett high up !o we

proa& wouldn't be sitting  here $f we had slipped or tripped or

!ometh$n

#  we skipped school and buried a pa(% of ($arette! $n the woods)

we drew a map so we could f$nd them &ater *t we never could ... nowonder + e(a*!e looking back+ we d$dn't do a very good job ... the

map a!$(a&& consisted of an , surrounded by a bunch of dot!

repre!ent$n tree!

#  we were on the ea(h and dad pretended to get attacked 

!har%! right in front of the &$fe*ard ... o*r dad &$%ed to play practical

 jokes and he wa! prett ood at them ... the &$fe*ard wa! not

impressed+ tho*h+ I *e!! he was used to seeing  ad*&t! make fools

of themselves to enterta$n the$r %$d! ... naturally we were mortified+

*t at the same time $t wa! a&!o %$nd of hilarious

#  we !pent a whole !*mmer $n a m*!$( !hop drooling over  

$n!tr*ment! we (o*&dn't afford ... it wasn't until much later  that I

f$na&& got my hands on one of tho!e *$tar!+ and it felt just as great

as I had thought it would

#  when we reminisced a&& afternoon ao*t the good old days

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REMEMBER THE TIME... BEE'S KNEES ENGLISH

[E,-GIRLRIEN/ ] REMEMBER THE TIME

  we were !o broke that half the time we (o*&dn't e"en * a! and we

wo*&d wat(h the need&e anxiously+ hop$n to make it to the a! !tat$on efore

we ran out of a! ... one t$me the (ar died the second $t ro&&ed *p to the a!

p*mp+ we weren't a&wa! that &*(%

  we were ma%$n o*t in the back of m f$r!t (ar and a (op tapped on the

w$ndow and to&d *! that th$! wa! a public place and we had better get the hell

out of there efore someone we knew !aw *!

  we ended up sleeping  on a golf course e(a*!e we (o*&dn't f$ndanywhere else to be a&one ... turned out $t wa!n't !o ad) as far as places to

sleep go+ o* could do a lot worse than a o&f (o*r!e

... we broke into the !(hoo&'! !w$mm$n poo& and all I did apparent& was 

(omp&a$n about how (o&d m no!e wa!+ wh$(h ruined the who&e th$n for o* ...

I remember it being  a f*n t$me *t I *e!! I rememer $t all wrong 

  we o*ht a&& the p*mp%$n! on clearance after Ha&&oween and broke into 

an o&d wareho*!e 0*!t to throw them off the roof and watch them explode ... a

&ot of %$d! d$d th$!+ a(t*a&&+ there were smashed rotten p*mp%$n! all over the

place that wee%

  we got stuck $n that massive th*nder!torm m$&e! away from m (ar and I

rea&$1ed I had left the w$ndow! down ... by the time we made it a(%+ the (ar

&oo%ed &$%e a novelty f$!h tan%

  I tickled o* !o hard o* accidentally p*n(hed me in the fa(e and gave me

a black eye ... *t I (o*&dn't rea&& blame o*+ $t wa! tota&& kneejerk and fran%&+ I

had it coming  ... and anwa+ we had a big laugh about $t even before m ee

turned &a(%

  when we were inseparable2 e(a*!e I do. I m$!! o* like crazy.