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Your First Big BreakTRANSCRIPT
Your First Big Break
Oh the nerves and the excitement! Where do I
start?” The who, how, what, when, where - the
thousands of questions, which all lead to your first
yacht. Breaking into this mega-diverse industry is
not as easy as many hope it to be. We’ve all heard of
people who’ve endlessly applied to insane amounts
of different crew agents and done some serious
networking in crew houses and crew bars. You even
hear of those going to the extent of performing the
dreaded “dock walk”. And then, you receive a phone
call. Finally your big break. The details are blurry,
because all you can really think about is, “finally, I have
got myself a job on a yacht...who cares about the
rest!”
You arrive with eyes wide open and in awe of all the
glistening yachts surrounding you. You begin to haul
your oversized luggage down the dock, and realise
that there’s a chance you may have packed way too
much. In time, perhaps, you’ll master the art of pack-
ing less and shopping more- with anything practice
makes perfect! This skill takes a little time to acquire.
With your over-over sized luggage and butterflies
in your tummy, you step onboard.
There is so much to absorb in a short period of time,
and often you’re thrown in at the deep end, left to
sink or swim. There are new crew to live with, in an
oh-so small environment and you get to become ‘fam-
ily’ very, very quickly. The beauty of it all is meeting
people of different ages from all over the world,
with their diverse cultures, traits and personalities,
some stronger than others. All these factors
become irrelevant when it comes to the first crew
meeting...“Just as a reminder, we are here to per-
form our duties to the highest standards possible”.
As the first charter begins, everyone is “big smiles”.
The owner arrives and all that runs through your
head is “please don’t spill the wine...hope they like
me...please don’t spill the wine...hope they like me”.
Welcome to the world of “the yachtie”. Indeed, you
do travel the world, different ports, countries and
cultures, yet you may only get to enjoy them through
your porthole window (if you’re lucky enough to
have one!) Long hours, endless cleaning and sleep
deprivation...the reality hits you fast. But yes, this is
my dream job.
The day does finally arrive when the charter is over!
As you wave goodbye to the owner and his guests,
you manage to find that last smile you have left in you;
the crew is already planning cocktails and a big night.
Just when you thought you could go on no longer, the
thought of the after-charter party suddenly sends
electricity through your body and you feel like Won-
der Woman! This lifestyle is definitely the ultimate
definition of the good ol’ “work hard, play hard” cli-
ché. It may not be for everyone, but it is addictive.
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NWritten by the Talking Stew