Zombie survival guide Part 2

Places to hide

A car A tree A bar A mall A hospital An airport Aircraft carrier Small island

Underwater fortress Canada Bomb shelter A zoo A mailbox A polka festival(you

know why) A high school That one weapon

store

Where not to go

Graveyard Cemeteries Churches Empty villages Packed villages Villages full of

zombies Near zombies Texas

Not Canada Australia( zombie

Dingoes) McDonalds New York Underground In the dark Area 51

What to use

Guns Large blunt objects Large sharp objects Small blunt objects Small sharp objects Explosives Sharp sticks Medical supplies More ammo

Anti-T virus blowgun Advil Ammo Barricades Radios Clothing Vehicles Food/water More guns

How to pretend to be a zombie Act weird. Talk about brains Never mind don’t

talk. Look dead. Wander around. Pretend to eat

brains. Don’t smell like

brains

Act like you know what you’re doing.

Try to become the boss.

Networking. Hold an election. Crush competition. Never mention

brains. In fact never speak.

People you should be around

Army veteran MacGyver A hobo A gangster Old people as

distraction. A helicopter pilot A gun nut A strong guy

A smart guy A doctor A funny guy A hot chick A fat chick( for

outrunning) A few ok chicks And Jackie Chan

People you shouldn’t be around Zombies Retards Cripples Dead bodies Dick Cheney Oprah Dr Phil Chuck Norris Hippies

Zombie Gandhi Zombie Jet Lee Environmentalists Mr. Mahoney People without guns Suicidal people Terrorists Zombies in disguise And zombies in

general