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YEAR IN REVIEW Established in 1909, jewelry repair and colored gemstone cutting done on the premises. 361 Dakota Avenue South Huron, SD • 605-352-2896 WE ARE GRATEFUL TO ALL OUR LOYAL CUSTOMERS. WISHING ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE! Smith Jewelry Thune’s True Value Hardware & Appliance Center 1400 N. Main | 996-7508 Happy New Year! See Thune’s for all your hardware & appliance needs. 001351769r1 001351554r1 39758 SD Hwy 34 • Woonsocket, SD 605-796-4448 --- P.O. Box 350 • Wessington Springs, SD 605-539-1555 HAPPY NEW YEAR! Thank you for your patronage. We look forward to working with you in 2017. 996-1243 001005742r1 14 December 2016 THE BEST OF 2016 QUIPS The Daily Republic publishes a Quip of the Week on its Opinion Page each Saturday. Following are some of the best from 2016: Jan. 9: “I’m not very good at thinking up a thing for the theme, but the only thing I could think of was ‘Gone with the Wind.’ ” — Dale Bitterman, on a float idea for Delmont’s New Year’s Eve Parade. Jan. 16: “Like the alcoholic, the aspirin’s fine in the morning, but it doesn’t fix the problem.” — District 20 Sen. Mike Vehle, on the importance of finding the root cause of an issue, not a short-term solution. Jan. 30: “He takes it to the extreme — his license plates say ‘science.’ ” — Avon School Superintendent Tom Culver, on school science teacher Paul Kuhlman’s passion for his profession. Feb. 13: “Obviously, they wanted to see an implosion, but you can’t do that.” — McCook Central High School Principal Brad Seamer, on how excited students were to watch demolition of the school’s “1924” building. Feb. 20: “I’m not a doctor, but I play one on TV.” — Russell Dillon, a Carthage firefighter diagnosed with leukemia. March 5: “Put it this way, there probably won’t be a ribbon cutting.” Davison County Commission Chairwoman Brenda Bode, on the new shower pods at the Davison County Jail. March 19: “It shows them there’s more to it than just putting wet stuff on the red stuff.” — Avon Fire Chief Kevin Tjeerdsma, on the importance of firefighter training. April 2: “He kept calling, and I thought, ‘Don’t they know their pastor goes to church on vacation, too?’ ” — Brian Bucklew, pastor of Zion Lutheran Church in Delmont, who was out of the state when a tornado ripped through town on May 10, 2015, and destroyed the church. April 16: “For us old farts who are now eligible for social security, it’s a pretty exciting time.” — Rick Mayer, about his band, The Postmen, being inducted into the South Dakota Rock and Roll Music Association Hall of Fame. April 23: “It is a tall task, but I’m a tall woman.” Paula Hawks, U.S. House of Representatives candidate, on the uphill battle she faced in an attempt to unseat Republican incumbent Rep. Kristi Noem. May 7: “When I walked into the launch in Daytona, Dave Stang met me at the door and he goes, ‘If you were a little better looking, I’d kiss you on the lips.’ ” — Brian Klock, of Klock Werks, on the response to his motorcycle design. May 21: “I wish Bernie would just go take a nap.” — Dan Smith, a Sioux Falls resident and Hillary Clinton supporter, at a speech by former president Bill Clinton Friday in Sioux Falls. May 28: “Even Leonardo DiCaprio got his Oscar.” Destiny Pinder-Buckley, on the importance of perseverance in her commencement address at the Corn Palace. June 11: “It was about five minutes after I got the election results, so it was kind of just how my luck goes — has to balance out, I guess.” — Steven Cotton, of Wagner, on hitting a deer with his car after winning the Charles Mix County state’s attorney primary. July 16: “ ‘I was collecting Pokemon’ is not a legal defense.” — Mitchell Police Sgt. Terry Reyelts, on the augmented reality game that swept Mitchell and the nation. Aug. 13: “I tell people coming to Mitchell is like putting on an old pair of shoes. It’s comfortable for everybody.” — Herb Sundall, secretary treasurer of the South Dakota Amateur Baseball Association. Sept. 3: “We’re kind of beating our heads against the wall to figure out why there was such a snafu.” — Mitchell Mayor Jerry Toomey on the veterans park signage setback. Oct. 1: “Some people will love it and some people will hate it. Some people will go, ‘What the heck did I just see?’ ” — Dan Miller, director of the play “God of Carnage” and director of theater at Dakota Wesleyan University. Oct. 15: “Add some extra syrup, too.” — Mitchell High School offensive linemen Zeb Parsons and Bryce Geraets joking about getting “pancakes.” A “pancake” is a term used by linemen to describe a block that leaves a defensive player flat on his back. Oct. 29: “Now you haven’t lived until you have heard a dog sing ‘I Left My Heart in San Francisco.’ ” — Ventriloquist and Comedian Todd Oliver about his “talking dog” performance. Nov. 19: “It’s almost kind of normal to not have normal weather.” — Billy Williams, meteorologist with the National Weather Service, on the unseasonably warm temperatures. Nov. 26: “I just got my stitches out from the last time I was here.” — Mitchell Baseball Association President Dean Sadler on discussion with the Mitchell City Council about a proposed baseball training facility at Cadwell Park. Dec. 17: “You usually don’t find them in the winter time parked in a corn field.” — Farmer Seth Fischer about the boat he found on his property near Greenwood.

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    Established in 1909, jewelry repair and colored gemstone cutting done on the premises.

    361 Dakota Avenue SouthHuron, SD • 605-352-2896

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    WISHING ALL YOURDREAMS COME TRUE!

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    001351554r1

    39758 SD Hwy 34 • Woonsocket, SD605-796-4448

    ---P.O. Box 350 • Wessington Springs, SD

    605-539-1555

    HAPPY NEW

    YEAR!

    Thank you for your patronage. We look

    forward to working with you in 2017.

    996-1243

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    14 December 2016

    THE BEST OF 2016 QUIPSThe Daily Republic publishes a Quip

    of the Week on its Opinion Page each Saturday. Following are some of the best from 2016:

    Jan. 9: “I’m not very good at thinking up a thing for the theme, but the only thing I could think of was ‘Gone with the Wind.’ ”

    — Dale Bitterman, on a float idea for Delmont’s New Year’s Eve Parade.

    Jan. 16: “Like the alcoholic, the aspirin’s fine in the morning, but it doesn’t fix the problem.”

    — District 20 Sen. Mike Vehle, on the importance of finding the root cause of an issue, not a short-term solution.

    Jan. 30: “He takes it to the extreme — his license plates say ‘science.’ ”

    — Avon School Superintendent Tom Culver, on school science teacher Paul Kuhlman’s passion for his profession.

    Feb. 13: “Obviously, they wanted to see an implosion, but you can’t do that.”

    — McCook Central High School Principal Brad Seamer, on how excited students were to watch demolition of the school’s “1924” building.

    Feb. 20: “I’m not a doctor, but I play one on TV.”

    — Russell Dillon, a Carthage firefighter diagnosed with leukemia.

    March 5: “Put it this way, there probably won’t be a ribbon cutting.”

    — Davison County Commission Chairwoman Brenda Bode, on the new shower pods at the Davison County Jail.

    March 19: “It shows them there’s more to it than just putting wet stuff on the red stuff.”

    — Avon Fire Chief Kevin Tjeerdsma, on the importance of firefighter training.

    April 2: “He kept calling, and I thought, ‘Don’t they know their pastor goes to church on vacation, too?’ ”

    — Brian Bucklew, pastor of Zion Lutheran Church in Delmont, who was out of the state when a tornado ripped through town on May 10, 2015, and destroyed the church.

    April 16: “For us old farts who are now eligible for social security, it’s a pretty exciting time.”

    — Rick Mayer, about his band, The Postmen, being inducted into the South Dakota Rock and Roll Music Association Hall of Fame.

    April 23: “It is a tall task, but I’m a tall woman.”

    — Paula Hawks, U.S. House of Representatives candidate, on the uphill battle she faced in an attempt to unseat Republican incumbent Rep. Kristi Noem.

    May 7: “When I walked into the launch in Daytona, Dave Stang met me at the door and he goes, ‘If you were a little better looking, I’d kiss you on the lips.’ ”

    — Brian Klock, of Klock Werks, on the response to his motorcycle design.

    May 21: “I wish Bernie would just go take a nap.”

    — Dan Smith, a Sioux Falls resident and Hillary Clinton supporter, at a speech by former president Bill Clinton Friday in Sioux Falls.

    May 28: “Even Leonardo DiCaprio got his Oscar.”

    — Destiny Pinder-Buckley, on the importance of perseverance in her commencement address at the Corn Palace.

    June 11: “It was about five minutes after I got the election results, so it was kind of just how my luck goes — has to balance out, I guess.”

    — Steven Cotton, of Wagner, on hitting a deer with his car after winning the Charles Mix County state’s attorney primary.

    July 16: “ ‘I was collecting Pokemon’ is not a legal defense.”

    — Mitchell Police Sgt. Terry Reyelts, on the augmented reality game that swept Mitchell and the nation.

    Aug. 13: “I tell people coming to Mitchell is like putting on an old pair of shoes. It’s comfortable for everybody.”

    — Herb Sundall, secretary treasurer of the South Dakota Amateur Baseball Association.

    Sept. 3: “We’re kind of beating our heads against the wall to figure out why there was such a snafu.”

    — Mitchell Mayor Jerry Toomey on the veterans park signage setback.

    Oct. 1: “Some people will love it and some people will hate it. Some people will go, ‘What the heck did I just see?’ ”

    — Dan Miller, director of the play “God of Carnage” and director of theater at Dakota Wesleyan University.

    Oct. 15: “Add some extra syrup, too.”— Mitchell High School offensive linemen

    Zeb Parsons and Bryce Geraets joking about getting “pancakes.” A “pancake” is a term used by linemen to describe a block that leaves a defensive player flat on his back.

    Oct. 29: “Now you haven’t lived until you have heard a dog sing ‘I Left My Heart in San Francisco.’ ”

    — Ventriloquist and Comedian Todd Oliver about his “talking dog” performance.

    Nov. 19: “It’s almost kind of normal to not have normal weather.”

    — Billy Williams, meteorologist with the National Weather Service, on the unseasonably warm temperatures.

    Nov. 26: “I just got my stitches out from the last time I was here.”

    — Mitchell Baseball Association President Dean Sadler on discussion with the Mitchell City Council about a proposed baseball training facility at Cadwell Park.

    Dec. 17: “You usually don’t find them in the winter time parked in a corn field.”

    — Farmer Seth Fischer about the boat he found on his property near Greenwood.

    — Brian Klock, of Klock Werks, on the response to his motorcycle design.