Some of the artists of the ‘60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers…

“Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash”Bobby Darin

“Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker”Herman’s Hermits

“I Get By With a Little Help From Depends”Ringo Starr

“How Can You Mend a Broken Hip?”The Bee Gees

“The First Time I Ever Forgot Your Face”Roberta Flack

“I Can’t See Clearly Now”Johnny Nash

“Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver”Paul Simon

“Once, Twice, Three Time to the Bathroom”The Commodores

“Heard It Through the GrapeNuts”Marvin Gaye

“A Whiter Shade of Hair”Procol Harem

“You Make Me Feel Like Napping”Leo Sayer

“Papa’s Got a Kidney Stone”The Temptations

“Denture Queen”ABBA

“Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling if You Hear Me Fall”Tony Orlando

“I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore”Helen Reddy

“It’s My Procedure, and I’ll Cry If I Want To”Leslie Gore

“On the Commode Again”Willie Nelson