A Day at the zoo

Zebra

Pretty, but Pretty, but

will kick asswill kick ass

Frog

Always Always

very very

wetwet

Siamese Don‘t turn your back on her Don‘t turn your back on her

Loves Loves

cunilinguscunilingus

Butterfly

Lion fish ScaryScary

Ass

Stubborn Stubborn

animal, animal,

makes makes

funny funny

noise.noise.

Crab

Best Best

WhenWhen

red hotred hot

Spider

Sucks it‘s Sucks it‘s

prey prey

Donkey Hairy kind of assHairy kind of ass

It‘s the It‘s the

size ofsize of

the the

trunktrunk

that that

matters matters

Elephant

Wild cat

This is one This is one

dangerous dangerous

Pussy!Pussy!

Cow

Needs to be Needs to be

milkedmilked

every dayevery day

Giraffe

Likes Likes

to to

spread spread

her legsher legs

Grab firmly and suckGrab firmly and suck

Snail

Bat

Makes yourMakes your

blood flow fasterblood flow faster

Caterpillar

Loves Loves

to eat to eat

pussypussy

Dalmatian Has lots of Gee-spotsHas lots of Gee-spots

Lion

Loves to be Loves to be

all tied upall tied up

Loves to eat pussy tooLoves to eat pussy tooCrocodile

Leopard

ScratchScratch

his back -his back -

he’ll he’ll

scratch scratch

yoursyours