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Bob: Why was the Scout such a good race car driver?Joe: I don’t know. Why?Bob: Because he did a good turn daily!Rahul J., Antioch, California

TIM: In what section of the library are books about Pinewood Derby?ANDY: I don’t know.TIM: Non-friction.Ashland T., Circle Plains, Minnesota

LEADER: Knock, knock.SCOUT: Who’s there?LEADER: Noah.SCOUT: Noah, who?LEADER: Noah how to build a fast Pinewood Derby car?.Jennifer A., Parker, Texas

Ilse: What kind of cars do cooks drive?Roy: Beats me.Ilse: Chef-rolets!Brian S., Brunswick, Ohio

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A POLICE OFFICER stops a car going 75 when the speed limit is 65. The officer asks the man driving if he realizes he was speeding.

The man replies, “I wasn’t speeding. Look right there — that sign says the speed limit is 75.”

The officer explains that that’s the highway number, not the speed limit. As he says this, he looks in the back of the car and sees an elderly woman breathing very heavily.

The officer asks her if she’s O.K., and she says, “Yes, we just got off of Highway 155.”

Samuel E., Coweta, Oklahoma

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JIM: What’s a car’s favorite meal?ADAM: I don’t know.JIM: Brake-fast.Adam C., Dinuba, California

DAFFYNITION: Carpool — Where automobiles go for a dip.Ricky G., Hanover Park, Illinois

Hayden: What kind of car does a Jedi drive?Jake: No clue.Hayden: A Toy Yoda. Hayden S., Eugene, Oregon

PEDRO: What do you get when you cross a race car with a spud?ORDEP: Beats me.PEDRO: Crashed potatoes.Braeden B., Rancho Palos Verdes, California

WYATT: Why can’t tomatoes win races against lettuce?STEVEN: Tell me. WYATT: Because the lettuce are always a head, and the tomatoes are always trying to ketchup!Wyatt S., Newberry, Michigan

ADAM: What races take place on an African island?MARK: What?ADAM: MadaNASCAR.Adam G., Sioux Falls, South Dakota

WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “If you break the track record, can you fix it?”Pedro the Mailburro

DAFFYNITION: Smart Car — An automobile with a diploma.Christopher H., Winfield, Pennsylvania

SON: What is an autobiography?DAD: I don’t know.SON: A Pinewood Derby car’s story.Quentin H., Dayton, Virginia

BRADEN: What kind of car does a snake drive?HAYDEN: What?BRADEN: An Ana-Honda!Braden W., Prior Lake, Minnesota

TOM SWIFTIE: “A Pinewood Derby car just ran over my foot,” Tom said tiredly.Nicholas G., South Range, Wisconsin

TOM SWIFTIE: “Fix that tire,” Tom said flatly.Adam T., Emmett, Idaho

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A SNAIL GOES to buy a car. The salesman is surprised when the snail picks out a fast, expensive sports car. He’s even more surprised when the snail requires that a big white “S” be painted on both sides.

“Why would you want such a thing?” asked the salesman.

The snail replied, “I want people to say, ‘Look at that S car go!’”

Meghan and Jackson K., Van Buren, Arkansas.

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