1 Aardvark Song

There was a large dark aardvark In the park They say heʼs missing from the zoo (Hey thatʼs me folks) The police are searching High and low They donʼt know what to do (Peek-a-boo) Why did he go? Oh, I think I know the reason Cause its aardvark-dating season When an aardvark makes a date He slips right through That old zoo gate So if you see two aardvarks Kissing in the park Donʼt upset their apple cart Why not? Do not be a spy Youʼre not the FBI You should never break an Aardvarkʼs heart ABC SONG Chorus ABCDEFGHIJKLM And OPQRSTU VWXYZ—oh *Each verse is a different nursery rhyme sang to the same tune as the chorus.

Alice the Camel Alice the camel had 10 humps Alice the camel had 10 humps Alice the camel had 10 humps So go Alice go A-boom, boom, boom *Subtract one number of humps per verse until last verse Alice the camel had no humps Alice the camel had no humps Alice the camel had no humps So Alice was a horse Alive, Awake, Alert Iʼm alive, awake, alert, enthusiastic Iʼm alive, awake, alert, enthusiastic Iʼm alive, awake, alert Iʼm alert, awake, alive Iʼm alive, awake, alert, enthusiastic Alligator #1 (Repeat song) Chorus: Alligator Alligator (louder and longer) Alligator (even louder and longer) Gonna be your friend, Gonna be your friend, Gonna be your friend too! The alligator is my friend She lives way up in a tree And if you want to meet my friend You can see her in my knee Chorus The alligator is my friend She lives way up in the sky And if you want to meet my friend You can see her in my eye Chorus The alligator is my fiend She lives way down south And if you want to meet my fiend You can see her in my mouth

2 The Alligator song (Version Two) (repeat song) Chorus: Alligator Alligator (louder and longer) Alligator (even louder and longer) Gonna be your friend, Gonna be your friend, Gonna be your friend too. The alligator is my friend Sheʼll be your friend too I'd rather have her as my friend, Then wear her as a shoe (point to shoe) The alligator is my friend She has a scaly pelt I'd rather have her as my friend Than wear her as a belt (point to belt) chorus The alligator is my friend She has a long nose I'd rather have her as my friend Than bite off all my toes (jump around) chorus The alligator is my friend She likes to kiss and flirt I'd rather have her as my friend Than wear her on my shirt (point to shirt) chorus

Aunt Came Back Oh my aunt came back From *Old Algiers And she brought me back A ♣Pair of Shears *Old Japan ♣Wooden Fan *Holland, too ♣Wooden Shoe *The Belgian Fair♣A Rocking Chair *Timbuktu♣Some Gum to Chew *The China Sea♣an itchy flea *When she was able♣A Ping-Pong table *The Brooklyn Zoo♣A nut like you! Austrian Went Yodeling An Austrian went yodeling On a mountain so high When a long came an *avalanche Interrupting his cry. Oh da le Oh da le hee hee ah Oh da le hee Hoo♣rumble rumble (Three times) Oh da le hee hee a ho *Skier♣Swish Swish *Grizzly Bear♣ Grrrrr *Pretty Maid♣Kiss Kiss *Girl Scout♣want to buy some cookies

3 All the Critters Chorus: All the critters Got a place in the Choir Some sing low Some sing higher Some sing out loud On a telephone wire Some just clap their hands Or paws, or anything they got now Listen to the bass Itʼs the one on the bottom Where the bullfrog croaks And the hippopotamus Moans and groans with a big to do The old cow just goes moo The dog and the cat They take up the middle Where the humming bird hums And the crickets fiddle The donkey brays and the pony neighs And the old coyote howls Chorus: Listen to the top Where the little bird sings The melody and the high notes ring The moon owlʼs hoot Knows everything And the jaybird hits the breeze Singing in the night time Singing in the day And the little dog laughs When heʼs on his way Possum ainʼt got much to say And the porcupine keeps to himself Chorus: Well itʼs a simple song You can sing anywhere With the ox and the fox And the grizzly bears Lonely alligator And the hawk above Wise raccoon and turtle dove

Ameba Song Little mean, ameba baby Little mean, ameba boy Little mean, ameba baby Little mean, ameba girl Well I never knew That true love could be true Well I never knew Until I fell in love with you And when I saw you It filled me through and through And I got a spasm in my protoplasm I saw you there with That algae in you hair I knew right away You were meant to love and share I swam up to you And in a voice so fair I said “hey there, aloha, Wonʼt you be my protozoa?” You said you would So we swam, swam away I swam with my arm around Your pseudopodia You said to me “Iʼll never go away!” In all kinds of weather weʼll Simulate together Then one fogy night You gave me such a fright You lost your mind You started turning blue Told me you were feeling sick Then my God you began to split Now thereʼs not one of you But two—yah dang dittly clop clop I got this problem I donʼt know what to do Iʼve got two lovers And both of them are you How can I love one? And still be true to two The nucleus shatters When your ameba baby scatters

4 Baby Duck Wasnʼt it a bit of luck That I was born a baby duck With yellow socks and yellow shoes Now I can go wherever I choose Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! Banjo Song I ululused to plalalay on mylyly bangololo, But mylyly bangololo got brololoken. I tooloolook it tololo the melelender shololop, But the melelenderʼs shololop was clololololosed. I tooloolook it balalack to melelender shololop, When the melelenderʼs shololop was olololopen. The melelender melelended mylyly bangololo And nolowlow I playlalay all daylalaylay long Black Sock Black sock they never get dirty The longer you where them the Blacker they get Someday Iʼll probably launder them Something keeps telling me Donʼt do it yet Not yet, not yet

Bear Song The other day…I met a bear… Out in the…oh way out there… He looked at me…I looked at him… He sized up me…I sized up him He said to me…why donʼt you run… I see you ainʼt…got any gun… And so I ran…away from there… But right behind…me was that bear. Ahead of me…there was a tree… A great big tree…oh glory be… The nearest branch…was 10 feet up Iʼd have to jump…and trust my luck And so I jumped…into the air… But I missed that branch…oh way up there… Now donʼt you fret…and donʼt you frown… Cause I caught that branch…on the way back down… Thatʼs all there is…there ainʼt no more… Unless I meet… that bear once more…

5 Beaver One, Beaver All Beaver one, beaver all Letʼs all do the beaver call Ta ta ta, ta ta ta Ta ta ta ta ta ta ta Beaver two, beaver three Letʼs all climb the beaver tree Ta ta ta, ta ta ta Ta ta ta ta ta ta ta Beaver four, beaver five Letʼs all do the beaver jive Ta ta ta, ta ta ta Ta ta ta ta ta ta ta Beaver six, beaver seven Letʼs all go to beaver heaven Ta ta ta, ta ta ta Ta ta ta ta ta ta ta Beaver eight, beaver nine Stop! Itʼs beaver time! Whoop, whoop! Beaver Song Iʼm a beaver; youʼre a beaver We are beavers all And when we get together We do the beaver call

Birdie Song Way up in the sky The little birds fly While down in their nest The little birds rest With a wing on the left And a wing on the right The little birds sleep All through the night Shhhhhh theyʼre sleeping The bright sun comes up The dew falls away Good Morning Good Morning The little birds say! Boatmen Boatmen dance; Boatmen sing Boatmen do most anything When the boatmen come on shore They spend their money and they Work for more High ho the boatmen go Up and down the river on the Ohio High ho the boatmen go Up and down the river on the Ohio Brown Squirrel Brown squirrel, brown squirrel Swish your bushy tail Brown squirrel, brown squirrel Swish your bushy tail Hold a peanut in you toes Wrinkle up your little nose Brown squirrel, brown squirrel Swish your bushy tail

6 Boom Boom Chorus Boom Boom ainʼt it great To be crazy Boom boom ainʼt it great To be nuts like us Silly and foolish all day long Boom boom ainʼt it great To be crazy A horse and a flee and Three blind mice Sat on a fence post shooting dice The horse he slipped And he fell on the flea “Oops,” said the flea “Thereʼs a horse on me” Chorus Eli, Eli he sells socks, A dollar a pair and a nickel a box The longer you wear them The shorter they get You put them in the water And they donʼt get wet Chorus Way up north were Thereʼs ice and snow There lived a penguin And his name was Joe He got so tired of back and white He wore pink sock to the Dance last night Chorus

A Boy and A Girl A boy and a girl in a little canoe With the moon shinning all around They paddled and they paddled For miles and miles Till they couldnʼt hear a sound So they talked and they talked Till the moon grew dim And the boy said kiss me Or get out and swim So whatcha gonna do In a little canoe With the moon shining all a Boy paddling all a Girl swimming all around Brownie Smile Song I have something in my pocket It belongs across my face I keep it very close at hand In the most convenient place Iʼm sure you couldnʼt guess it If you guessed along long while So Iʼll take it out and put it on Itʼs a great big brownie smile The Buffalo Song Way out in the wind swept desert Where nature knows no man A buffalo spied his brother A-lyinʼ in the sand Said the buffalo to his brother What makes you lie that way? But the buffalo did not answer His brother had be dead Since way, last May Amen

7 Chester Chester have you heard about hairy? Just got back from the Army He knows he needs to face defeat Hip hip hooray for the army Chicky Boomba My mom gave me a *Penny So I could buy some♣Tennies I didnʼt buy no♣tennies I bought me some Boomba Some Chicky, Chicky Boomba Some Chicky, Chicky Boomba Some Chicky, Chicky Boomba *Nickel♣Pickle *Dine♣limes *Quarter♣water *Buck♣Duck *Five♣Stay alive I didnʼt stay alive I choked on my Boomba My Chicky, Chicky Boomba My Chicky, Chicky Boomba My Chicky, Chicky Boomba

Chocolate Chip Cookies Chorus: Chocolate chip cookies, You gotta have more You can bake them in the oven Or buy them at the store But whatever you do Have them ready at the door And Iʼll love you till I die Theyʼre made out of sugar Butter and flour Put them in the oven For about a quarter hour But the things that gives them There magic power Are the chocolate chips inside. Chorus Canʼt eat one, you canʼt eat too Once you start chewing Thereʼs nothing you can do So clean your plate And eat the crumbs too And go and find some more Chorus When I die, I donʼt want wings A golden halo or a harp that sings Just give me a bode, a fire And someone who brings me Chocolate chip cookies all day

8 Cowboy Joe Way out west where the Bad men are, And the only thing that guides Them is the evening star Heʼs the roughest, toughest Man by far Heʼs the ragtime cowboy Joe He always sings ragtime music To his cattle as he swings Back and forth on a saddle On a horse (pretty good horse) A syncopated gaiter And thereʼs such a funny meter To the roar of his repeter How they run (how they run). When they hear the horse is coming Cause the western folks all know (What do they know?) Heʼs a high-fa-lootinʼ, rootinʼ-tootinʼ Son-of-a-gun, from Arizona Ragtime cowboy, talk about your cowboy Ragtime cowboy Joe! BANG!! Crawfish Hole You get a line; Iʼll get a pole Honey, Uhh-Huh You get a line; Iʼll get a pole Babe, babe You get a line; Iʼll get a pole Weʼll all go down to the crawfish hole Honey, oh baby, oh babe Crawfish really turn me on Honey, Uhh-Huh Crawfish really turn me on Babe, babe Crawfish really turn me on I think Iʼve been here a little to long Honey, oh baby, oh babe

Crocodile Song She sailed away On a bright sunny day On the back of a crocodile “You see”, said she “Heʼs as tame as tame can be, Iʼll ride him down the Nile.” The crock winked his eye As she waved them all good-bye Wearing a happy smile At the end of the ride The lady was inside And the smile was on the Crocodile Da Moose, Da Moose This is a repeat song (Sing 1st verse twice) Da moose, da moose Swiminʼ in the water Eatinʼ his supper Where did he go? He went to sleep He went to sleep He went to sleep mon! Dead moose, dead moose Floating on the water Not eating his supper Where did he go? He decomposed He decomposed He decomposed mon!

9 Daisy on my Toe I got a daisy on my toe It is not real; it does not grow Itʼs just a tattoo of a flower So Iʼll look good taking a shower Itʼs on the second toe Of my left foot Stem and flower, it has no root Cause that would not look good I got a daisy on my toe My right foot loves My left foot so! Dinosaur Song Chorus: Me and my dinosaur Iʼve never had such a friend before As big as a house, 20 times and ½ And 50 times taller than any giraffe Legs long as sequoia trees Teeth big as piano keys No two people are buddies more Than me and my dinosaur One afternoon it was cloudy and gray And I wanted somebody to come out and play I heard a knock knock and I opened the door And there stood the loveliest big dinosaur Chorus We hop scotched to Africa quick as a breeze While leap frogging over the coconut trees And when we got thirsty mile after mile In one great big gulp we just drank up the Nile Chorus Do Your Ears Hang Low? Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder? Like a continental solider? Do your ears hang low?

Donut Song Oh I walked around the corner And I walked around the block And I walked right into a donut shop And I took two donuts Right out of the grease And I handed the lady A five-cent piece Well she looked at the nickel And she looked at me She said this nickel is No good you see Thereʼs a hole in the middle And it goes right through I said lady thereʼs a hole In your donuts too! Thanks for the donuts Good-bye Dr. Knickerbocker Dr. Knickerbocker, Knickerbocker #9 He sure got sick on the rail rood line Now letʼs get the rhythm of the *hands (clap 2x) Now you got the rhythm of the *hands (clap 2x) Now letʼs get the rhythm of the #9 Whoo-Whoo *feet (stomp 2x) *hips (swish hips, whoo-hoo) *side (slide hand up side) *head (ding, dong) repeat song adding on new movements Duck Song Oh a duck canʼt sit on a limb Cause he hasnʼt got wings on his feet And a bird canʼt swim in the sea like a fish Cause he doesnʼt have a waterproof Doesnʼt have a waterproof Doesnʼt have a waterproof seat! *Hand motions* Shake—Jive—Shake—Super Jive—Hand over shoulder

10 Dum-Dum-Da-Da Dum-dum-da-da Da-dum-dum-da-da Da-dum-dum-da-da Da-dum-di-dum-dum-dum Dum-dum-da-da Da-dum-dum-da-da Da-dum-dum-da-da Da-dum Flea Flea Flea fly Flea fly flow Vista Kummalta, kummalta, kummalta Vista Oh, no, no, no not the Vista Iniminie, deximinie, oh wala walaminie Examinie, deximinie ooh ah ooh Hey billy oton boaten bo bob a deta dota shhhhhh

Fishy song Have you ever been fishinʼ On a hot summer day Sittinʼ on the dock and The dock gave away Alligators snappinʼ at the Seat of your pants And all the little fishys Do the hootchie kootchie dance You never did And you never will Have you ever been swimminʼ On a hot summer day All the little fishy swimminʼ Up and down the bay With their hands in their pockets And their pockets on their pants And all the little fishys Do the hootchie kootchie dance You never did And you never will Have you ever been sailing On a hot summer day Putting up the mast And the mast gave away Boat flipped over and You lost your pants And all the little fishys Do the hootchie kootchie dance You never did And you never will

11 Fly Song A fly walked into a grocery store Alone, teehee, all alone Heʼd never been in a store before Alone, teehee, all alone He sat in the meat, stuck his foot in the ham He stuck out his (tongue) at the grocery man And then he walked out of the store again Alone, teehee, all alone Froggy song Glunk, glunk went the little Mr. Froggy Glunk, glunk went the lady Froggy too Glunk, glunk went them both together And their eyes went whoo, whoo, whoo And they kissed each other (kiss, kiss) Just like little Froggys do And she said “Good Bye” And he said “Oh My!” “Glunk, glunk, Iʼm coming too!” Funky Chicken A) Let me see *your funky chicken B) What did you say? A) I said let me see *your funky chicken B) What did you say? Chorus A&B) I said ohh-ahh-ahh-ahh Ohh-ahh-ahh-ahh Ohh-ahh-ahh-ahh Ohh! One more time now ohh-ahh-ahh-ahh Ohh-ahh-ahh-ahh Ohh-ahh-ahh-ahh Ohh! *you itch and scratch *Frankenstein *mow the lawn

Green Grass Grows There was a hole (There was a hole) Hole in the ground (Hole in the ground) The prettiest little hole (The prettiest little hole) That you ever did see (That you ever did see) The holeʼs in the ground And the green grass grew All around, all around And the green grass grew All around And in that hole… There was a trunk… The prettiest little trunk… That you ever did see… And the trunkʼs in the hole And the holeʼs in the ground And the green grass grew All around, all around And the green grass grew All around! Ect. Head Shoulders Knees and Toes Head shoulders knees and toes Knees and toes Head shoulders knees and toes Knees and toes Eyes and ears and mouth and nose Head shoulders knees and toes Knees and toes

12 Herman the Worm Chorus Sittinʼ on a fence post Chewinʼ my bubble gum Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp Playinʼ with my yo-yo, wooo wooo And along came Herman the worm And he was this big And I said, “Herman! Whatʼs up with you man?” And he said, “I ate my mother” And I said, “Herman! Whatʼs up with you man?” And he said, “I ate my father” And I said, “Herman! Whatʼs up with you man?” And he said, “I ate my brother” And I said, “Herman! Whatʼs up with you man?” And he said, “I ate my sister” And I said, “Herman! Whatʼs up with you man?” And he said, “I burped!” Hippo Song What can make a hippopotamus smile? What can make her walk for more than a mile? Itʼs not a tune on an old violin Itʼs not the sound of the whispering wind Thatʼs not what hippos do What do they do? Chorus: They ooze in the gooze without any shoes They wade in the water till their lips turn blue That what makes a hippopotamus smile. What can make a hippopotamus smile? What can make her walk for more than a mile? Itʼs not a party with paper hats Or cakes and candy that will make her fat Thatʼs not what hippos do What do they do?

Humpty-Dump Chorus Humpty-dump Hump, humpty-dump De-dumpty (2x) Humpty-Dumpty Sat on a wall Humpty-Dumpty Had a great fall All the kings horses And all the kings men Said “Huh! Ainʼt that funky how?” (Add different nursery rhymes) I like to eat I like to eat I like to eat I like to eat – eat Apples and bananas I like to eat I like to eat I like to eat – eat Apples and bananas (Change vowels each verse) I Love the Mountains I love the mountains I love the rolling hills I love the flowers I love the daffodils I love the fireside When all the lights are low Boom-de-Anna Boom-de-Anna Boom-de-Anna Boom-de-a (2x)(Sing through again, each time leaving out more of the underlined words or phrases)

13 Iʼm a Nut Chorus: Iʼm a nut (click, click) Iʼm a nut (click, click) Iʼm a nut, Iʼm a nut Iʼm crazy Iʼm an acorn, small and round Lying on the cold, cold ground Every one walks over me That is why Iʼm cracked you see Chorus Called myself on the telephone Just to hear my golden tone Asked me out on a little date Picked me up about half passed 8 Chorus Took me out to the movie show Stayed to late and said letʼs go Wrapped my arms around my waste Got so fresh I slapped my face Chorus

Itʼs up in the Morning Itʼs up in the morning At breaking of day The chuck wagonʼs busy The flapjacks are great The herd is a stir over Hillside and dale The nightriders riding Them onto the trail Chorus: Whoopee-or-e-a Whoopee-or-e-a Swing out that raw hide And give it full play Come rustle your steer From the low chaparral For the outfit is off To the railroad coral The sun circles higher The steers as they paw Are grinding to powder The hot prairie sun You think as the sun Makes you dizzy and sick Youʼll never return to that Cool shady crick Chorus The longest of days have met Evening at last The hill are all climbed And the creeks are all passed The tired herd droops In the yellowing light Let them droop if they want For the railroads in sight

14 Kookaburra Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree Merry, merry king of the bush is he Laugh, kookaburra laugh, kookaburra Gay your life must be Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree Eating all the gum drops he can see Stop, kookaburra stop, kookaburra Leave some there for me Kookaburra fell from the old gum tree Broke his neck and he broke his knee Cry, kookaburra cry, kookaburra Say your life must be Letʼs Build a Bungalow Letʼs build a bungalow Thatʼs big enough for two Big enough for two My darling Big enough for two Then weʼll be married Happy as can be Under the coconut Under the coconut tree I will be Y-O-U-R yours If youʼll be M-I-N-E mine And Iʼll L-O-V-E love you All the T-I-M-E time You are the B-E-S-T best Of all the R-E-S-T rest And Iʼll L-O-V-E love you All the T-I-M-E time!

Little Red Caboose Little red caboose Chug, chug, chug Little red caboose Chug, chug, chug Little red caboose behind the Train, train, train, train Smoke stack on itʼs Back, back, back, back Coming down the Track, track, track, track Little read caboose Behind the train Whoo-Whoo! Little Red Wagon (This is a repeat song) You canʼt ride in my little red wagon The front setʼs broken and the axleʼs dragging Chooga-chooga Chooga-chooga-chooga Little Skunks Hole Oh I stuck my head In a little skunks hole And the little skunk said, “Why bless my soul! Chorus: Take it out, take it out Take it out, take it out Take it out, take it out Remove it!” Well I didnʼt take it out And the little skunk said “It you donʼt take it out Youʼll wish you were dead Chorus Psssss I removed it too late

15 Long John Song (This is a repeat song) Well Iʼm a Long John And Iʼm along time gone Like the *pigs in their pen With their long johns on Oink, Oink, Oink, Oink, Oink, Oink, Oink, Oink, Oink, Oink, Oink, Oink, Oink, Oink *ducks in the pond-quack *sheep in the fields-baa *camper in their tents- hey counselor, counselor, counselor whereʼs the bathroom, whereʼs the bathroom I have to go *counselor in their tents- the bathroom over there take a buddy, take a buddy now donʼt you run Make New Friends Make new friends But keep the old One is silver And the otherʼs gold Circles round It has no end Thatʼs how long I want To be your friend

Moose Song (Repeat song) There was a great big moose He liked to drink a lot of juice There was a great big moose He liked to drink a lot of juice Chorus: Singing way-oh-way-oh Way-oh-way-oh-way-oh-way-oh Way-oh-way-oh Way-oh-way-oh-way-oh-way-oh The mooseʼs name was Fred He liked to drink his juice in bed The mooseʼs name was Fred He liked to drink his juice in bed Chorus He drank his juice with care And he spilled it everywhere He drank his juice with care And he spilled it all over his hair Chorus Way up in Canada Thereʼs a sticky moose named Fred Way up in Canada Thereʼs a sticky moose named Fred

16 Mountain Girls Chorus: All around the mountain charming Betsy, Betsy All around the mountain Lora Lee If I ever see her face again I hope the God Lord Sheʼll remember me—Yeehaw! City girls they have their fancy dresses Country girls they have the same But mountain girls just where their overalls But they get there just the same Chorus: City girls they have their fancy perfumes Country girls they have the same But mountain girls just go all natural But they get there just the same Chorus: City girls they have their fancy braziers County girls they have the same But mountain girls just let it all hang out But they get there just the same Chorus: City girls they have their fancy toilet County girls they have the same But mountain girls just find a friendly bush But they get there just the same Chorus: City girls they have their fancy bathtubs Country girls they have the same But mountain girls just jump in Pisgah Lake But they get there just the same

Mountain Music I love mountain music Good old mountain music Played by a hilly-billy band Give me rural rhythm Let me swerve right with them I think the melody is grand I hear Hawaiians play In the land of wicky-wacky But I must say You can beat turkey in the straw By hacking I love mountain music Good old mountain music Played by a hilly-billy band. Whoo! Nikatea (Good Luck) Hey nikatea, hey wanna Hey nikatea, hey wanna Ahsay wanna, hey wanna Ahsay wanna, hey wanna (Repeat 3 Times) Penguins United Penguins United Penguins begin Chorus: Have you ever seen a penguin go to sea? Take a look at me, a penguin you will see Penguins united Penguins begin *Right foot *Left foot *Right arm *Left arm *Bob your head *Turn around (alternative verse) Have you ever seen a penguin infantry? Take a look at me, a penguin you will see Penguins united Penguins begin

17 Pizza Hut A Pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut Kentucky fried chicken And a Pizza hut A Pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut McDonalds, McDonalds Kentucky fried and a Pizza Hut Murray the Rabbit Boy Chorus *Murray the rabbit boy, Murray (whoo, whoo) *Murray the rabbit boy, Murray (whoo, whoo) He **hops from place to place To save the human race *Murray the rabbit boy, Murray (whoo, whoo) The rabbit and the boy were caught In a radiation storm And when the clouds had lifted The boy had been transformed The rabbit and the boy had been Mutated into one And the story of Murray The rabbit boy begun Chorus: Murray Chorus: *Laurie the lobster girl Laurie **Crawls from place to place The lobster and the girl were caught In the Exxon Valdese spill And when the oil was cleaned up The girl had grown some gills The lobster and the girl had been Mutated into one And the story of Laurie The lobster girl begun Chorus: Laurie

Music Cantor I am the music cantor I come from Slavic-Lantern (Group echoes) Ich von spielen (Group echoes) On my *Piano Play, play, play… *Viola Vio-Vio-Viola… *Tuba Oom pah, oom pah, oopm pah pah… *Bagpipes Nee, Nee, Nee… *Conductor SILENCE On each repetition, repeat previous Actions in reverse order My Dinosaur One afternoon it was cloudy and gray And I wanted someone to come out and play I heard a knock-knock and I opened the door And there stood the loveliest big dinosaur Chorus: Me and my dinosaur Iʼve never had such a friend before As big as a house 20 times and a half And 50 times taller than any giraffe Legs long as sequoia trees Teeth big as piano keys No two people are buddies more Than me and my dinosaur We hopscotch to Africa quick as come be While leapfrogging over the coconut trees And when we get thirsty, mile after mile In on great be gulp we drank up the Nile Chorus

18 Noble Duke of York The Noble Duke of York He had ten thousand men He marched them up the hill And he marched them down again And when youʼre up, youʼre up And when youʼre down, youʼre down And when youʼre only half way up Youʼre neither, up or down Nonsense Song Oh, I was born one night one morn When the whistle went toot, toot Toot, Toot You can buy any egg or fry a steak When the mud pies are in bloom Does six and six make nine? Does ice grow on a vine? Is old man Joe, an Eskimo, In the good old summer time Oh, loop-de-loop in noodle soup Just give your sock a shine Iʼm guilty judge; I ate the fudge. Three cheers for Auld Lang Sine I cannot tell a lie I hocked an apple pie Itʼs on a tree, beneath the sea Above the big blue sky Oh, if Easter eggs donʼt wash their legs Their children will have ducks Quack, Quack Iʼd rather by a lemon pie For forty seven bucks Way down in Barceloneo I jumped into the phony-o But that is all bologna-o Paterewsky blow your horn Toot, Toot!!

Old Hooliganʼs Goat (Repeat Song) There was a man Now please take note There was a man Who had a goat He loved that goat Indeed he did He loved that goat Just like a kid One day that goat Felt free and fine Ate three red shirts Right off the line The man he grabbed Him by the back And tied him to A railroad track And when the train Pulled into sight That goat grew pale And green with fright He heaved a sigh As if in pain Coughed up that shirt And flagged the train Coughed up that shirt And flagged the train

19 Old MacDonald Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O And on his farm he had a tree Well they cut down the old pine tree Timber And they hauled it away to the mill Boing-Boing-Boing Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O And on his farm he had a home Home, home on the range Where they, cut down the old pine tree… And on his farm he had a dog Oh where, oh where has my Little dog gone Oh where, oh where can he be? Heʼs home, home on the… And on his farm he had a sweetheart Let me call you sweetheart Iʼm in love with you Let me whisper in your ear Oh where, oh where has… And on his farm he had a skunk hole Oh I stuck my head in a little skunkʼs hole And the little skunk said to me Let me call you sweetheart… And on his farm her had an ending!!! E-I-E-I-O!!! One Dark Night One dark night while we were all in bed Old Mrs. Leery left a lantern in the shed And when the cow tipped it over She winked her eye and said It will be a hot time in the old town tonight Fire, fire, fire!

Percy the Pale Face Polar Bear Way up north were thereʼs ice and snow And the temperature drops to 40 below Whoʼs the friendliest one we know Percy the pale face polar bear-Grrrrr Sleeps all day and then at night Ketch a few fish in the pale moon light Has no worries, has no cares Percy the pale face polar bear-Grrrrr Then one day a hunter came Grabbed poor Percy by the snout Put him in a great big cage And he howled and he growled But he couldnʼt get out Now heʼs living in the zoo Funny thing is he likes it too Cause he meet his girlfriend there And she loves Percy the pale face polar bear-Grrrrr Who? Percy the pale face polar bear-Grrrrr

20 Pink Pajamas I wear my pink pajamas In the summer when itʼs hot I wear my flannel nighty In the winter when itʼs not And sometimes in the springtime And sometimes in the fall I jump between the sheets With nothing on at all Glory, glory halleluiah Glory, glory whatʼs it to ya Bloomy breezes blowing through ya With nothing on at all Pirate Song When I was *one I *sucked my thumb The day I went to sea I climbed aboard a pirate ship The captain said to me Weʼre going this way That way Over the Irish Sea A seven up to fill me up And thatʼs a life for me Arrrgh! *Two/tied my shoe *Three/climbed a tree *Four/shut the door *Five/danced a jive *Six/picked up sticks *Seven/thought of heaven *Eight/cancelled a date *Nine/ rapped and rhymed *Ten/did it again

Princess Pat (Repeat song) The Princess Pat Lives in a tree She sails across The seven seas She sails across The channel too And brought with her A rick-a-bamboo Chorus: A rick-a-bamboo Now what is that? Itʼs something made By the Princess Pat Itʼs red and gold And purple too Thatʼs why itʼs called A rick-a-bamboo Now captain Jack Had a mighty fine crew He sailed across The channel too But his ship sank And yours will too If you donʼt bring A rick-a-bamboo Chorus: The Princess Pat Saved Captain Jack She pulled them out She brought them back She saved his life And his crew too Howʼd she do it? With a rig of bamboo

21 Ram Sam Sam A ram sam sam, a ram sam sam Goolie goolie goolie goolie goolie A ram sam sam, a ram sam sam Goolie goolie goolie goolie goolie Ram sam sam Arafie, arafie, Goolie goolie goolie goolie goolie Ram sam sam Arafie, arafie, Goolie goolie goolie goolie goolie ram sam sam Rise and Shine God said to Noah Thereʼs gonna be a floody floody God said to Noah Thereʼs gonna be a floody floody Get those children, out of the muddy muddy Children of the Lord So Noah, he built them He built them an arky arky Noah, he built them He built them an arky arky Made it out of hickory barky barky Children of the Lord The animals, they came by They came by, by 2ys, 2ys The animals, they came by They came by, by 2ys 2ys Elephants and kanga, kangarooys, rooys Children of the Lord The rain it came down for Forty forty daisies, daisies The rain it came down for Forty forty daisies, daisies Drove poor Noah, nearly crazy, crazy Children of the Lord So rise and shine and Give God your glory, glory Rise and shine and Give God your glory, glory Rise and shine and Give God your glory, glory Children of the Lord

Rhinoceros Chorus: My rhinoceros, my rhinoceros, She has such a beautiful smile. My rhinoceros, my rhinoceros, But she smiles only once in a while. My Rhinoceros loves doughnuts, She eats them each night and morn. Since she doesn't have any pockets, She carries them 'round on her horn. My Rhinoceros gets sleepy She has to take her a nap, But you must read her a story As she curls up in your lap. My Rhinoceros gets dirty, and We have to give her a scrub, But there's no room for the water When she gets into her tub. My Rhinoceros gets lazy; It can happen most anywheres, But often it's at bedtime, Till we carry her up all the stairs. My Rhinoceros hates yard work; She shunned it since she was born, Except for just one type of chore: Plowing up weeds with her horn. She Waded in the Water She waded in the water And she got her *ankles wet She waded in the water And she got her *ankles wet She waded in the water And she got her *ankles wet But she didnʼt get her (clap, clap) wet, yet *calves* knees *thighs She waded in the water And she finally got it wet She waded in the water And she finally got it wet She waded in the water And she finally got it wet She finally got her bathing suit Wet, wet!

22 She Wears a G She wears a G for generosity She wears an I for interest too She wears a R for real good sportsmanship She wears a L for loyalty (for loyalty) She wears a S for her sincerity She wears a C for courtesy She wears an O-U-T for out door life And that Girl Scout is me. Singing in the Rain Chorus: Iʼm singing in the rain Just singing in the rain What a glorious feeling Iʼm teeter tot, teeter tot Teeter tot, tot whoo Teeter tot, teeter tot Teeter tot, tot, whoo! Thumbs out Elbows back Knees together Toes together Butt out Chest out Head back Tongue out Stay on the Sunny Side Chorus: Stay on the sunny side Always on the sunny side Stay on the sunny side of life Yee-haw You will suffer no pain As we drive you all insane So stay on the sunny side of life Yee-haw Knock, Knock Whoʼs there? *Ether *Ether Who *Ether Bunny! Ha—Ha Chorus *Nother / Nother Ether Bunny *Stilla / Stilla Nother Ether Bunny *Cargo / Cargo beep beep and run over all the Ether Bunnies *Boo / Donʼt cry. Ether Bunnies will be back next year—Yeah!

Squeegee Hunt (Repeat Song) Going on a Squeegee hunt Gonna ketch a big one Iʼm not afraid Whatʼs that? Whatʼs that? Whatʼs that up a-heady-head A *lake A *deep dark lake Canʼt go around it Canʼt go under it Canʼt go over it Weʼll have to swim it Front stroke Backstroke Sidestroke Doggie paddle *Tree/tall tall tree/ up the tree, up, up tree, jump down *Some grass/long long grass/ swish, swish, swish, swish *Mud/sticky smelly mud/ glup, glop, glup, glop *Cave/deep dark cave in the cave, in the cave Scream, run away! Run away! Through the mud—glup glop And the grass—swish, swish Up the tree—jump! Jump Front stroke, backstroke, sidestroke, Doggie paddle!! SWIM Went on a Squeegee Hunt Almost caught a big one I wasnʼt afraid Well, maybe just a little bit

23 Susanna was a Very Fine Ham I once had a sow she had nine little Pigs**pigs**pigs**pigs I once had a sow she had nine little pigs Susanna was a very fine Ham**ham**ham**ham Susanna was a very fine ham They all jumped over the garden Wall**wall**wall**wall They all jumped over the garden wall Susanna was a very fine Ham**ham**ham**ham Susanna was a very fine ham **Suck air though teeth and zerbert Three Little Angels Three little angels all dressed in white Trying to get to heaven on the end of a kite Kite string broke and down they all fell Instead of going to heaven, they all went to… Two little angels all dressed in white… One little angel all dressed in white… Three little devils all dressed in red Trying to get to heaven on the end of a thread Thread string broke and down they all fell Instead of going to heaven, they all went to… Two little devils all dressed in red… One little devil all dressed in red… Three little Martians all dressed in green Trying to get to heaven in a washing machine Washing machine broke and down they all fell Instead of going to heaven, they all went to Two little Martians all dressed in green… One little Martian all dressed in green… Donʼt go crazy, donʼt lose your head Instead of going to heaven, they all went to bed

Three Short Neck Buzzards Three short neck buzzards Three short neck buzzards Three short neck buzzards Sitting in a dead tree Oh look, one had flown away What a shame Two short neck buzzards… One short neck buzzard… No short neck buzzards No short neck buzzards No short neck buzzards Sitting in a dead tree Oh look, one had returned Let us rejoice!! One short neck buzzard… Two short neck buzzards… Three short neck buzzards…

24 Titanic Oh they built the ship titanic To sail the ocean blue And they thought they had a ship That the water wouldnʼt go through But the good Lord raised his hand And he said that ship wonʼt land It was sad when that great ship went down Yee—Haw! Chorus: It was sad, so sad; it was sad, too bad It was sad when that great ship went down To the bottom of the… Husbands and wives, little children lost their lives It was sad then that great ship went down Oh they sailed away from England and were Almost to the shore When the rich refused to associate with the poor So they sent them down below And they were the first to go It was sad when great ship when down Yee—Haw! Chorus The ship was filled with water And the sides about to burst When the captain shouted, “Women, Children first!” They tried to send a wire But the lines were all on fire It was sad when that great ship when down Yee—Haw! Chorus So they swung the lifeboats out Oʼer the deep and raging sea

And he band struck up the song "Nearer my god to thee". Little children wept and cried As the waves swept o'er the sides. It was sad when the great ship went down. Ton-go (Repeat Song) Ton-go A-Cumday, A-Cumday-o Oh mali paul Mali paul mali way Tarzan Swinging from a rubber band Fell into a frying pan Ooh, that hurt Now Tarzanʼs got a tan And I hope it donʼt peal Like a banana Jane Running like a freight train Ooh, that hurts Now Jane has a pain And Tarzanʼs got a tan… Cheetah Dancing to the beat-a Fell in love with _______ Ooh, thatʼs great Now ____________has a date Now cheetah has a date And Jane has a pain And Tarzanʼs got a tan… Ton-go A-Cumday, A-Cumday-o Oh mali paul Mali paul mali way

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Together in the Wild West Split into five groups. Each group should make their response immediately after hearing their name. Little Old Ladies: “Ohhh, Ohhh (very high pitched) Gold: “Glitter, Glitter, Glitter” Good Guys: “Da-Da-Dum, Da-Da-Dum, Da-Da-Dum-Dum” (like lone ranger) Stage Coach: “Heeya-Heeya, Heeya-Heeya” (Whip high, to horses) Bad Guys: “Bang-Bang, Bang-Bang” One person reads script while groups respond on cue One day the stagecoach was riding across the prairie. The stagecoach was carrying little old ladies and their gold. The little old ladies rode inside the stagecoach and the gold was on top. The stagecoach was going as fast as the horses could run when from behind a cliff the bad guys came riding up. The bad guys fired their guns at the driver and almost hit the little old ladies. The bad guys hopped on and stopped the stagecoach. The little old ladies screamed and the bad guys said, “Give us all the gold.” The little old ladies fainted and the bad guys put all the gold in bags and put the gold on their horses. Then, the bad guys rode away. Out of the distance came the good guys galloping up to the stagecoach. The little old ladies screeched that the bad guys had taken the gold. The good guys rode away to try and find the bad guys. Off in the mountains, the good guys could see smoke coming from the bad guysʼ campfire. The good guys snuck up from behind and saw the bad guys counting the gold. They jumped out, fired their guns into the air and frightened the bad guys so badly that they dropped the gold and surrendered. The good guys took the bad guys into town where they met the stagecoach and gave the gold back to the little old ladies. Way Down Yonder Way down yonder in hollow log A blue jay died of a whooping cough Well he whooped and he whooped And he whooped so hard He whooped his head And his tail right off

26 Weenie Man I know a Weenie Man

He owns a weenie stand He sells everything from Hot dogs and down, down, down, down Someday Iʼll marry him Iʼll be his weenie wife Hotdog I love that Weenie Man I weenie do!