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1. Interview = Muqabla2. Result of Interview = Kadwa Sach3. An employee who fails to get visa = Hero Hindustani4. Visa = Border5. A system infected by virus = Pyar to Hona Hi Tha6. Anti virus Kit = Soldier7. System without RAM = Kora Kagaz8. Temporary file = KhotTemporary file = Khote Sikkey9. A system which frequently requires bootable disk = Sharabi10. A computer for the virus = Piya Ka Ghar11. Hard disk vsFloppy Disk = Gharwali Baharwali12. CD = Gol Maal13. Boss having less knowledge than employee = Baap Numbary Beta Dus Numbary14. Windows 95 = Bade Dilwala15. Windows NT = Badi Behen16. Windows 2000 = Nai Umar ki Nai Fasal17. Undelete = Naya Jivan18. Project incharge = Mohra19. An employee who falls in love during his posting In foreign country = Love in Tokyo20. An employee who left the job without informing = Nau Do Gyarah21. Mail Merge in MS Word = Sangam22. Server = Mahaan23. Sister concern = Judwaa

24. Hate Mail = Sholay25. Spam mail = Barsat26. Spam Mail in one night = Barsat Ki Ek Raat27. Fire wall = Kaanch Ki Deewar28. Job hunting = Talaash29. Boss say to employees when asked for increment = Kuch Kuch Hota Hain30. An employee who works sincerely = Dil Se31. An employee who is ready to leave his job = Doli Saja Ke Rakhna32. A project having two projects leaders = Ek Phool Do Mali33. An employee without accommodation = Pardesi Babu34. Password = China Gate35. Super User Password = Gupt36. An employee who sticks to a company for more than Three years = Amar Prem

37. Bill Gates = Humse Badhkar Kaun38. Microsoft Corporation = Ustadon Ke Ustad39. Group Leader = Khal Nayak40. Backup = Jagte Raho41. MS DOS and IBM DOS = Ram Aur Shyam42. PC Clones = Shyam Tere Kitne Naam43. Dos & Windows = Do Raaste44. Apple Macintosh = Akeyla45. Amiga Commodore = Ant46. NRI = Door Ka Rahee47. F1 = Guide48. Internet = Door Gagan Ki Chhav Mein49. Operator v/s computer = Main Khiladi Tu Anadi

50. Termination letter = Aakhri Khat51. Explanation called by boss = Mohan Joshi Hazir Ho52. Employee to Manager = Hum Aapke Hai Kaun53. Asking system admin for a forgotten login password = Hamara Dil Aapke Paas Hai54. Project nearing completion = Ab Dilli Door Nahin55. Unemployed = Aadmi Sadak Ka56. Someone who refuses top accept overseas assignments = Desh Premee57. NRI feeling homesick = Aaa Ab Laut Chalen58. Software piracy = Chori Mera kaam Hai

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59. Giving login password to some one = Humraaz60. Unknown user = Gumnaam61. System Administrator = Chowkidaar62. Programmer trying to be an analyst = Chala Murari Hero Banane63. Candidate who gets the job = Jo Jeeta Wo Sikander64. Linux = Hum Kisi Se Kam Nahin65. Hacker = Chuppa Rustam66. Repeat Hacker = Hum Nahin Sudharenge67. Crap programmer = Budalbaaz68. Trying to locate who wrote the original code = Jab Yaad Kisi Ki Aati Hai69. Oracle v/s Microsoft = Jaani Dushman70. Project Manager = Ponga Pandit71. Computer Network = Kacche Dhage72. World wide web = Jaal73. NRI deported back to India = Kaala Paani74. Fired for someone else's mistakes = Shaheed75. Cobol Programmer = Buddha Mil Gaya76. Manager = Saas Bhi kabhi Bahoo Thi77. Standards = Parampara78. Documentation = Ardh Satya79. Cubicle where you work = Yeh Gulistan Hamara80. Login Screen = Darwaza81. Running Dos application in Windows 2000 = Bees Saal Baad82. Software Training Class = Aandhee

83. Software Training Course = Aandhee Toofaan84. Remembering good old main frame days = Yaadon Ki Baraat85. IBM = Mughal-E-Azam86. System Crash = Aakhir Kyon87. Project meeting after an application crash at a major site = Apradhi kaun88. Restore from Backup failed = Soonee Yaaden89. Person on help desk in graveyard shift = Akele Hum Akele Tum90. Project manager after a failed project = Dekh Kabira Roya91. Apprentice Programmer = Shagird92. Programmer who learnt on his own = Junglee93. Java = Naya Daur94. Documentation Writer = Kaamchor95. Pay Slip = Sabse Bara Sukh