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W.A.M. is Awesome! Writing and art Magazine
By: Alex Fang
Table of Contents 1.All about Me pg.5
2.Just because pg.6
3.Legend of Wong Chang Hang
pg.7-8
6.My War Journal pg.9
7.Pro and Con pg.10
8.The Snizzlepusses pg.11
9.Things You Should Know About
ME pg.12
10.Three Person Collaborative
Story pg.13-14
11.Who am I pg.15-16
12.Haikus pg.17
13.Collage+Song Lyrics pg. 18-20
I am Alex,
Son of Warren and Susan,
Who needs a x-box,
Who love food,
Who sees wonderful friends,
Who hates drugs,
Who fears clowns,
Who dreams of being rich,
Who has found poems of love and beauty,
Resident of Millbrae, California,
Fang.
Just because I’m Chinese,
Doesn’t mean I’m super smart,
Doesn’t mean I like dumplings,
Doesn’t mean I beg for money,
Doesn’t mean I know kung fu,
Doesn’t mean I’m a Chinese spy/
secret agent,
I am proud of my culture,
Even if people despise me!
Written by: Alex Fang
Pg.6
The legend of Wong
Chang Hang Wong Chang Hang was a poor Chinese man. However, he
was also a mixed martial arts specialist and a jujitsu expert.
But no one realized that. The wealthy town people treated
Wong Chang Hang like a poor peasant. The emperor of the
town was named Master Shefoo. He didn’t like people that
treated other people badly. So he invited Wong Chang Hang
to his palace to eat some food. They became very good
friends and Wong Chang Hang came to the palace often.
One day the good emperor drank a mysterious potion.
All of a sudden he turned into an evil emperor and started to
steal all the town’s dumpling and noodles. The people be-
came so hungry. Wong Chang Hang wanted to figure out what
happened to the town. He wanted to see for sure rather if the
emperor was okay or not.
Wong Chang Hang went to the emperor’s palace and
sure enough he saw that the good emperor was acting funny.
He was shoving bowl and bowls of noodles and dumpling in
his mouth. As soon as Wong Chang Hang arrived, he saw the
Master breaking everything that he owned; the vase of leg-
end, statue of himself, and the bowl of secrets.
Wong Chang Hang was shocked about what was hap-
pening. The only way to turn him back was to fight him and
beat him. However Master Shefoo had an army of soldiers
guarding him. He had to use his ancient kung fu skills to de-
feat all of them. He grabbed hold of a broom and started at-
tacking them but they were too many of them and they were
too strong. They immediately kicked Wong Chang Hang out
of the city/town and locked the gate. From a distance Wong Chang
Hang could hear the evil emperor laughing among himself.
Wong Chang Hang had to find a way to get back into town and
beat the evil Master Sheffoo. He went into the forest to think of a
plan. Along his way he met Wang, Chong, and Hong. They were
three fighters that came from china. Wong Chang Hang and they be-
came friends. Wang, Chong and Hong agreed to help Wong Chang
Hang fight Master Shefoo and save the town. And so they went at
dawn. First they had to defeat all the guards at the gate. Then they
had to get past Master Shefoo’s Personal assassin which was a
skilled martial artist like them. Finally they arrived at the palace.
The palace was broken and dirty all over. Inside was even
worst. Master Shefoo was still eating. He had least Gain 20 pounds!
Wang attacked first but Master Shefoo wasn’t even fazed. Chong at-
tacked. Shefoo got a few cuts and bruises nothing much. Hong at-
tacked, but was quickly swiped away. Wong Chang Hang was last.
Now that all the guards were gone he could finally get his hands on
the Evil Master Shefoo. Master Shefoo said: “You will never DEFEAT
ME!!”Wong Chang Hang shouted: “Or will I!!” Quickly they had an
intense fight. After all the dust was cleared Wong Chang Hang was
standing with Master Shefoo on the ground. Wong Chang Hang said:
“It is finally over.”
After a few years the town was successful and was still grow-
ing. The new Master was Wong Chang Hang and his friends were the
leader of the army. Wong Chang Hang got married to a girl that he
had a crush on for a long time. Rich people respected him now and
he lived for a long, long time.
Pg.7-8
My War Journal
Day 1, March 1: 10:28AM
Just woke up in the morning. First day at training camp, I ate breakfast. I ate a biscuit and some coffee.
Time or training!
Day 1, March 1: 4:35 PM
I was a long day today. Sir Jackson made us do lots of training. Such as the obstacles he built and all those
push-ups and crunches. We had a chance to know our gun/rifle. I named my Motor Jack.
Day 1, March 1: 10:33 PM
Time for midnight training. We ran 5 miles and had to crawl in the mud while it was raining. We also prac-
ticed shooting at dummies.
Day 2, March 2: 3:07 AM
There has been a warning that enemy troops were approaching with heavy artillery and lots of troops. We
set up bunkers and some machine guns.
Day 2, March 2: 3:54 AM
Many of the enemy troops were killed in the air strike we called prior to the invasion. The Russians also
sent some war boats that we eventually took over. The other Russian were taken into captivity.
Day 5, March 5: 12:37 PM
After a great victory, my boys and I went to the bunkers to relax, play some cards, drink some whisk, and
take a nap! ZZZZZZZ………….
Day 13, March 13: 6:39 PM
The Russians are at it again. This time they brought tanks, air strike,
and bazookas. We were forced to retreat but they didn’t let us. Sir
Jackson told me to call immediate backup. Suddenly right after I took
my eyes off of him, he got shot right in the chest; I quickly stopped the
bleeding and called help. A medic came but said he wasn’t going to
make it.
Day 3, March 3: 6:03 AM
We finally fought of the Russian. Many of my colleagues were injured
or dead. Sir Jackson was buried at Sainte-Geneviève-des-Bois Russian
Cemetery. Our condolences were sent to his families.
Day 3, March 3: 2:30 PM
The few of us that were left were sent to a new camping headquarters. I was separated from my friends and
was directed to the artillery room. There I met my captain. His name was Machine Gun Joe. A.K.A. MGJ.
We call him that because he likes to play with his machine gun. Its name was Daphne.
Day 3, March 3: 5:23 PM
We practiced shooting at targets. I actually got really good at it. I made a new friend his name is Joey. He
has been in the army for 5 years already! MGJ said they have spotted the last enemy campsite. We were
going to attack on March 20th at dawn.
Day 20, March 20: 12:00PM
Ok. We are going to attack from all sides; I’m one of the snipers from above. We have helicopters coming
as well as a few airstrikes. Let’s win this thing for our country.
Day 20, March 20: 2:47 PM
We finally fought off the few enemies that were still alive. However we captured the mastermind out of
this whole plan. Osama bin Laden! He was up to one of his nasty plans again.
Day 23, April 13
Finally arrived back to America; in my home state California. I missed my family dearly, especially my
wife and kids. But at least we live in a free country now!
Alex Fang, Proud Member of the United States Military Pg.9
Should Students be Able
to Choose Their Own
Teacher? Every year schools are worried about their kids
and teachers. Also, grades are dropping for kids who
complain about their teachers. Students should be
able to choose their own teachers.
If they don’t like their teacher they won’t be able
to focus and will not pay attention in class. If the stu-
dents don’t pay attention they will get bad grades.
They will not do work and will fool around. If they get
to choose a teacher that they like they might get
along better and might actually pay attention.
Strict teachers strike fear into student, so that
way kids can’t express themselves in their work.
They will just do what the teacher says. If kids can’t
express themselves they won’t do the best work they
can.
In conclusion students should be able to choose
their own teacher. Students won’t focus in class and
won’t pay attention. That is why students are getting
such bad grades. Students can’t express themselves
and show their best effort. Students should be able to
pick their own teachers.
Pg.10
The Snizzlepusse’s Theft!
I am funny, friendly, and exciting
I wonder why people do drugs
I hear kids singing
I see rainbows
I want food
I am funny, friendly, and exciting
I pretend I’m the king of the world
I feel bumpy octopus skin
I touch my hair
I worry about my family
I cry death
I am funny, friendly, and exciting
I understand people
I say cheerful words
I dream about money
I try to do my best
I hope to be rich one day
I am funny, friendly, and exciting
Pg.12
Three Person Collaboration:
Plane Crash!
Danielle & Chad were shaken by a blonde
women screamed over the intercom. “Everyone
please remain calm. Just fasten your seatbelt un-
til further notice.
Danielle & Chad fastened their seatbelt and
held each other’s hand. Crash! The plane
plunged into the water. Danielle slammed her
face on to the front seat. She started bleeding.
Next thing you know the plane crashed and they
were the only survivors. They were on a stranded
island.
“Where is everyone?”Danielle said. Chad
came out from the burning plane.
“Danielle!”:Are you okay?” said Chad.
“Yeah but we are lost and we don’t have food.”
“It’s ok. We’ll search for some food and water.
Right now you need to relax. You’re bleeding on
your head. The flight station will notice that one
of their plane has not arrived and rescue
us.”Chad walked away into the deep forest.
Chad came back with water. “Here lets create
a signal fire.” They both put rocks in a S.O.S.
eThey created a small shelter they could only fit
into.
Danielle went to search for food while Chad
made a signal fire. Danielle found some berries
and found some seeds. But nothing else. Then
she found a open area that a lot of animals. She
went back to Chad and told him about the place.
Chad later brought back a deer and was about
to cook it. When he found a fresh water lake that
had fish in it too. Once Chad came back with
food and water, she was delighted and happy.
In the morning there was a plane flying
above and was about to land and rescue them.
Danielle said “This vacation wasn’t that bad af-
ter
all!”
Who am I?
I am Warren’s son
I am Susan’s Son’s
I am Judy’s Brother
I am Joana’s Brother
I am Jenny’s Brother
I am a student
I am a video game player
I am a reader
I am a joker
I am over weight
I am chubby
I am bald
I am short
I am handsome
I am nice
I am awesome
I am hard working
I am caring
I am friendly
I am strong
I am powerful
I am understandable
I am brilliant
I am ME!
Pg. 15-16
1.
I like to eat food.
Because it tastes very good.
I will always eat.
2. Fall is soon coming.
Leaves are falling to the ground.
Raking is not fun.
Pg.17
YO! From Victoria, Texas,
That’s where I was born,
YO! Wrestled for a living,
Whipping people I don’t like,
YO! From the start didn’t like
McMahon,
Too bad I was banned.
YO! 20 time WWE champion
3 time Royal Rumble winner
And finally beat The Rock at Wres-
tlemaniahhhh
YO! Married to 3 wives
Damn I’m a playahhhh!
YO! Married to 3 wives
Damn I’m a playahhhh!
YO! Married to 3 wives
Damn I’m a playahhhh!
Started wrestling in 1991,
I was always number one,
Became WCW and ECW
champion at the same time.
I was stronger than a dime!
Wrestled as Ringmaster and
Stone Cold
I was worth the gold!
His name is Stone Cold!
He likes to ride ATVS!
His name is Stone Cold!
He has his own Beer Truck!
His name is Stone Cold!
He was drafted to WCW!
His name is Stone Cold!
He is a Hall of Famer!
He is the one and only
Stone Cold!
And you can’t get anything
better than that!!!Better
than that!!! Better than
that!!!