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Why I Don’t Teach Math!Why I Don’t Teach Math!A Salute to World Language TeachersA Salute to World Language TeachersJohn De Mado Language Seminars, LLC

125 S. Collier Blvd./ B202Marco Island, FL 34145

______Twitter: @JohnDeMado

E-mail: info@demado-seminars.comWeb: www.demado-seminars.com

Specifically Prepared for the OFLA Conference Friday, April 11, 2014

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~Attitude~ “The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life.

Attitude, to me, is more important than facts. It is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than failures, than successes, than what other people think or say or do. It is more important than appearance, giftedness or skill. It will make or break a company... a church... a home. The remarkable thing is we have a choice every day regarding the attitude we embrace for that day. We cannot change our past... we cannot change the fact that people will act in a certain way. We cannot change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is play on the string that we have, and that is our attitude... I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it. And so it is with you... we are in charge of our attitudes.”

Charles Swindoll

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Buddy Hackett

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WORLD LANGUAGE TEACHERS

World Language teachers are among the most colorful educators in the world. We are opinionated, passionate, dramatic … And generally imbued with the capacity to find humor even in the most dire of circumstances …

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Patience

We are singularly patient with those around us who haven’t a clue as to the role of second language acquisition in the American curriculum. We are patient with the mythologies that propound the notion that functioning in more than one language is somehow outside the scope of the American mind …

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An Airport Interlude – A True StoryAn Airport Interlude – A True Story

““The Chinese man presented himself to The Chinese man presented himself to the employee in the Airport Information the employee in the Airport Information booth. He had just flown halfway around booth. He had just flown halfway around the world, anticipating an arrival in the world, anticipating an arrival in Cincinnati; or, at the very least, in Ohio. Cincinnati; or, at the very least, in Ohio. Instead, he found himself somewhere in Instead, he found himself somewhere in Northern Kentucky…”Northern Kentucky…”

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TenacityTenacity

We are We are tenacioustenacious. The fact that ours . The fact that ours is one of the only cultures in the world is one of the only cultures in the world where one can be monolingual and where one can be monolingual and still be considered literate does not still be considered literate does not deter us from our mission of seeking deter us from our mission of seeking ‘language acquisition’ … ‘language acquisition’ … Never forget Never forget why we advocate multilingualismwhy we advocate multilingualism!!

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Never forget why we advocate multilingualism! Catherine Tate in ‘The Interpreter’

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Devolving Language and LiteracyDevolving Language and Literacy

• SOCIOLOGICAL:SOCIOLOGICAL: American attitudes toward American attitudes toward language, family structure, usage of time.language, family structure, usage of time.

• TECHNOLOGICAL:TECHNOLOGICAL: Video games, social Video games, social networking, computers, ear buds.networking, computers, ear buds.

• EDUCATIONAL:EDUCATIONAL: Impact of high-stakes Impact of high-stakes testing, ill-conceived mandates designed testing, ill-conceived mandates designed to create the ‘illusion’ of education.to create the ‘illusion’ of education.

John De Mado Language Seminars, Inc. E-mail: info@demado-seminars.com

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Risking We are risk-taking. Each and every one of

us has dared to acquire the language and assume the culture of at least one other linguistic group. We’ve traveled the world in search of diversity … Allowed ourselves to be vulnerable … And learned to respect the value of intuition.

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Language, Error and Language, Error and PsycholinguisticsPsycholinguistics

. Risk-Taking: The willingness to confront more language than which you presently own.

· Vulnerability: The willingness to err for the broader goal of communication.

· Intuition: The ability to sift for meaning.

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Self-Selection of Language

The Restaurant Story

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Optimistic THE MYTH OF SISYPHUS

We are optimistic … Even in the face of absurdity. Like mythical Sisyphus, so often we push the rock up the hill only to have it roll back down. Even so, we adopt the stance offered up by Albert Camus when he reminds us to “ … imagine Sisyphus happy.”

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Language Teacha’ Rap

Big D In ‘Da House!

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JDMLSJohn De Mado Language Seminars, LLC

125.S. Collier Blvd./ B202Marco Island, FL 34145

_______Twitter: @JohnDeMado

Phone/Fax (239) 394-5304E-mail: info@demado-seminars.com

www.demado-seminars.com

“Liberating yourself is nothing. What is arduous is knowing how to be free…” Gide, The Immoralist