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HELL UNIVERSITY OF EVILINEERING AND SINOLOGY(HUES)

Afghanistan Campus of HUESWE STRIVE TO CREATE THE WORST OF SINNERS

Transylvania Campus of HUESCOR FAMES PETIVIT MALUM

(THE STARVING HEART SEEKS EVIL)

• The Afghanistan campus of HUES is its only campus in Asia and the world’s largest university in terms of campus size.

• The university has other campuses situated in Transylvania, the Guatemala Bay and Al-Haaweyeh (the 7th gate of hell),

• Currently, the university has over 54000 students from all 196 countries

• It has intenational tie-ups with– the Institution of serial killers– School of massacaring– University of Decapitation Technology

Facilities provided by the university• Up to 100% tuition waiver for starting a genocide killing over a million

people and submitting 50 human hearts before the deadline.• Very dark classrooms without hardly any ventilation of air.• Teachers who are ready to provide at least ten lashes every time a student

asks for help.• No admission exam required if one can kill 100 children in front of their

mothers.• After completing undergraduate, students can enroll as part-time

university teachers at their respective campuses.

We offer courses on

• Hellish and satanities• Sacrilitecture• Blasphemonics and blasphemical engineering• Heinous Administration• Demonopology• Crimonomics

History

In the year 4000 BC, Iblis decided to set up a university near Al Haaweyah, to educate the people there and raise their awareness of the environment around them.

Success over the ages

World Ranking

Vice Chancellor

IBLIS

Employment OpportunitiesOur graduates are employed as• US Presidents• Dictators• Serial Killers• Executioners• Terrorists• Mass Murderers• Killers of women and children• Et cetera

A few of our most successful students

Adolf HitlerLord Voldemort George W. Bush

Bangla Bhai Genghis Khan Yahya Khan

SO APPLY TODAY AND LET US WELCOME YOU INTO

OUR FOLDS!!!!!

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