fatoumata
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As a young boy, Fatoumata Atamuotaf dreamed of one day having the ideal voluptuous wedding. Having been unemployed for 49 years, he decided to make his dreams come true. Thus, he singularly co-founded Fatoumata’s Wedding Services LTD. and the infamous Fatoumata Revolution began.
Fatoumata, having wedded 5 people since his wedding service was established in 1823, lives happily in Scunthorpe. He is currently unmarried.
C o n t e n t sC o n t e n t sThe Big Fatou! Page 2Fatou-Fodder Page 3Fatou-Fabric Page 4Fatou-Functions Page 5Fatou-Freightage Page 6Fatou-Fandangle Page 7Fatou-Fever! Page 8Fatou-Finance Page 9
Fatou…vows!!1 Page 27%
THIS IS MY BF WEVE BEEN FATOUD LOL
Fatou-Starters
*Please note-All of our food products are transported safely from Wangquing, China.
Family-friendly Fatou Feast
We offer a wide range of traditional Barry Scott T-shirts.
If you need your shirt cleaned, please contact Barry Scott at Cillit BANG!1 HQ,
BOTSWANA
However, if you non-male, you may want to try out our wide range of traditional
Hindu wedding Dresses, available in all colours of the
Hindu rainbow (black, brown and tickled pink). If you need
your dress cleaned please contact Blue Cow, The Storymakers HQ,
UKRAINE
*ROFL!!1
Our fabrics have been tried,
tested and fully approved by
Hindu icon Stephen
Hawking!!1
If yew collect 70 Fatou-Fun Dollars you can receive a free Tesco coupon. One with every issue of the Sun. See T&Cs.
I, James Metcalfe,I, Keith Jones, father of two,Do solemnly promise,To you, my family,To spend more quality time together,Doing what families do.Which is why we make this pledge,For just one night a week,To come home, on time,Sit up at the table,Eatin’ proper food,With proper gravy.So henceforth,From this day forward,This night, will be our night,Our family night.Aah, Bisto.
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