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The Future Belongs to the Learners......

Not the Learned

Alan

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teacher

National Teachers H

all of Fame

Nam

ed 100 Most Im

portant Educators in W

orld

USA

Today All A

merican Educator

Reader’s Digest H

ero in Education

NCSS M

iddle Level Teacher of the Year

NCSS N

ational Exemplary Program

Learning Magazine Professional Best

Am

erican Teacher Aw

ard

Cherry International Great Teacher A

ward

George W

ashington Freedom Foundation

Aw

ard

State/National A

wards in econom

ics, technology, environm

ent, agriculture, econom

ics, art, service learning, journalism,

English, history, photography, creative w

riting, civics

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nited States have closed for good

during their lifetimes.

You can get help from teachers,but you are going

to have to learn a lot by yourself,sitting alone in a room.

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Women bond differently, and I don't think men understand that.Julie Garwood (romance writer)

I think all kinds of parents are different in what they're seeking.Margaret Spellings

I'm crazy, I'm nuts. Just the way my brain works. I'm not normal. I think differently.Justin Bieber

I think you have different soulmates throughout your life.Kim Kardashian

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