halloween howls: jokes from the 4th grade
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Halloween Howlsfrom 4R
What's a monster's favorite play?
Amaya
(Romeo and Ghouliet!)
What do ghosts like for dessert?
Amaya
(I scream!)
How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
(With a pumpkin patch!)
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
(No body!)
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
(Dayscare!)
What do witches put on their hair?
(Scare spray!)
What do ghosts use to clean their hair?
BY Ashlyn
Sham-boo!
What room is useless for a ghost?
by ashlyn
A living room!
What road has the most ghosts haunting it?
(A dead end!)
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
By Carmen
No body!
Why are graveyards noisy?
Courtney
(Because of all the coffin!)
• Courtney
What are a ghost's favorite pants?
• Courtney
(Boo jeans!)Courtney
Do you know how to make a witch itch?
From Gus
You take away the w!
What road has the most ghosts haunting it?
from drew
(A dead end!)
Which circus performers can see in the dark?
From drew
(The acro-bats!)
What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
From drew
(Straw-berries!)
What breed of dog does Dracula have?
Emily
(A bloodhound!)
Why don't bats live alone?
They like to hang out with their friends!
What breed of dog does Dracula have?
geneva
(A bloodhound!)
What do ghosts use to clean their hair?
Sham-boo!)
What did the skeleton order for dinner?
jadan
(Spare ribs!)
What breed of dog does Dracula have?
From Jake
(A bloodhound!)
From Jake
Which circus performers can see in the dark?
(The acro-bats!)
What breed of dog does Dracula have?
Libby
(A bloodhound!)
Why didn't the mummy have any friends?
Lukas
Because he was wrapped up in himself!
What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
nick
Lazy bones!
What breed of dog does Dracula have?
paq
(A bloodhound!)
Why are graveyards noisy?Ruby
(Because of all the coffin!)
What is a cat's favorite color?
(Purr-ple!)
What room is useless for a ghost?
(A living room)
Where should a 500 pound monster go?
bryson
(On a diet!)
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