if you give zumba the zebra a zamboni

If you give Zumba the Zebra a Zamboni...

BY Alex Berry

Zumba will love to clean the ice rink.

When Zumba’s done cleaning the ice rink she’ll demand to come home with you.

When she comes home, she will want some hay.

Next you say you don’t have any hay so you give her some grass.

Zumba despises grass and hits it out of your hand and asks to watch HD TV instead.

Zumba turns on the TV and sees the hockey game.

She thinks of the cold so she asks for some mint ice cream.

You give Zumba the ice cream, but the inevitable happens, she gets brain freeze.

After her brain freeze is done she will think of the ice rink.

She asks for you to buy tickets to the next hockey game

When you get to the ice rink you will watch the game.

People look at you like you’re crazy. You look back and say “Do you have a Zebra” that’s right, I didn’t think so.

The Zebra would love to go backstage and look around.

backstage

The zebra turns the corner and sees the Zamboni and thinks that looks like fun.

The game is over and everyone has left but no one has cleaned the ice rink.

She gets on the Zamboni and starts to clean the ice rink…

When you give Zumba ice cream the inevitable

happens, she’ll get a brain

freeze!