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William Shakespeare— reading The London Gazette at 

 Ye Olde Queen’s Head TavernForsooth, Merchant of Venice bombed in The Gazette. :/

#playwrightproblems

November 30, 2015 at 6:30am •

Chris Marlowe Glad I didn’t write that one... ;)

Mark Twain LOL. Will, did Marlowe paint your fence? #twaintrolling

William Shakespeare Don’t make me bite thy thumb, Marlowe.

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WillShakespeare @bard22  3m

Seem to have inadvertently cast

an actual woman as Lady Macbeth

#sorrynotsorry

WillShakespeare @bard22  4h

Begone foul online trolls! Who trash

my work on Amazon. Return to

whence you came. #ambarding

ErnestH @Hemingway  4h

@bard22 Trolls? I once shot a lion

between the eyes. Man up.

WillShakespeare @bard22  7h

Went to sup with m’lady. Waiter,

waiter! Wherefore art thou, waiter?

#poorservice

WillShakespeare @bard22  5m

Swordfight! RT for the Montagues,

favorite for the Capulets.

WillShakespeare @bard22  12h

@GlobeLondon hath agreed to

perform my play if I change title from

“Much Ado About Man-Made Climate

Change” to “The Tempest.” #winning

WillShakespeare @bard22  1d

#outdamnedspot

#amidsummernightsmeme

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TheRealBard 1d

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WillShakespeare @bard22  2d

Editors all up on me for

making up words and I’m like

#muchadoaboutnothing #ambarding

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TheRealBard A dish fit for the gods. #foodie #foodporn #cheatday #YOLO

 AnneHathaway To share or not to share with your lady who chose the potato

soup unwisely? That is the question.

TheRealBard How do I tire of thee eating off my plate? Let me count the ways.

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