smiles and uplifts particularly for women

1

If it is hard to

say “no”, say

“I do not want

to say yes!”

Patricia Morgan

3

You take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: No one to blame. Erica Jong

4

Between two

evils, I always

pick the one I

never tried before.

Mae West

May you hum

to yourself,

“I am so

beautiful,

to me. Oh!

Yes, I am!”

Patricia Morgan

6

The only time

a woman really

succeeds in

changing a

man is when

he is a baby.

Natalie Wood

7

When I learned

to breathe deeply,

I saved my

children’s lives.

Patricia Morgan

8

I figure if the

kids are alive

at the end of

the day, I’ve

done my job.

Roseanne Barr

9

What is the golden

rule for cows?

Do unto udders as

you would have

udders do unto you!

Groaning? Farm girl in me did not resist!

I was raised by

a mother who said,

“Dust? Why, that is

just clean dirt!”

Patricia Morgan

11

I will clean

house when

Sears comes

out with a riding

vacuum cleaner.

Roseanne Barr

12

Laugh and the world

laughs with you.

Cry and you cry

with your girlfriends.

Laurie Kuslansky

Never forget,

you are a some-bunny

to someone.

Yes you are!

Patricia Morgan

14

If you can not

be kind, at least

be vague.

Judith Martin

15

The world’s biggest

joke just might be

how seriously you

take yourself!

Patricia Morgan

16

You are only

young once,

but you can

be immature

forever.

Germaine Greer

17

A Friend Is Like Good Panty Hose...

• Hard to find

• Supportive

• Always lifts you up

• Makes you look better

• Covers your behind

18

Tried on a thong

yesterday.

I’m still trying

to dig it out.

“Maxine” J. Wagner

19

When you’re not thin

and blonde,

you come up with

a personality

real quick.

Kathy Najimy

20

I discovered Victoria’s Secret! She has no thing for women my age, my size, my modesty . . . Patricia Morgan

21

If you can not be

a good example,

then you will

just have to be a

horrid warning.

Catherine Aird

22

I would

have been

much more

successful if

I had married

a wife like me!

Patricia Morgan

23

Never go

to bed mad.

Stay up and fight!

Phyllis Diller

24

The best Floor Play

there

ever was and is.

Patricia Morgan

25

It doesn’t matter what

you do in the bedroom

as long as you don’t

do it in the street

and frighten the horses.

Beatrice S. Campbell

26

There is no

sexpiration date.

AND you can aim

to become

Old Fart’s Tart.

Patricia Morgan

27

This is what I

think of

aging gracefully!

Patricia Morgan

28

29

Never forget; we have come a long way!

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