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We asked the L&D 

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Managers what their favourite TV show is:

Heidi – “Heidi”J tt M Wif d Fantastic times are back again as you

are welcome to my second edition of theL&D Newsletter. This quarter we go witha magazine approach to have a bit offun.

Joanett – My Wife and KidsSarah – The Lion KingAshleigh – Iron Man (Soundtrack is by AC/DC)

There is of course all the normal seriousstuff in it and we would love yourfeedback on the newsletter.

Let me know your feedback on email at

(Soundtrack is by AC/DC)Ross – Beautiful MindBen – MasterchefMC – Masterchef 2Karen – Look who’s y

Tyron.barnard@kpmg.co.za or on Twitter@TyronBarnard.

This newsletter is dedicated to thememory of Heidi Volschenk’s dad who

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Karen Look who s talking tooRicky – My big fat greekweddingTyron – Boots and all

passed away earlier this year. We areterribly sorry for your loss.

yZaakirah – Khabbi GhushiKhabbi GhamCharli – Charlie and the Chocolate FactoryBonisa – The last goodbyeSheetal – So you think you can dance

Carl Kieck1945-2013

It was a sad day in the L&D Offices, when Bonisa Ngcongca announced his resignation.announced his resignation. 

Bonisa literally rolled into L&D 2 years ago and has added great value to the team. 

We wish him best of luck in his future endeavours and remind him to always remember the rest position. 

Audit 3 has been happening around theAudit 3 has been happening around the country and the Amazing Race goes 

down every Thursday.

In Johannesburg that race is at the Zoo gand the animals were treated regularly 

with some, um, interesting sites!

And Chingadaswelcomed the team in fantastic fashion as 

h l b dthey celebrated a great week in 

training.

The Stars were aligned on the 6th

and 7th of May 2013 as celebrities from all aspects of People convergedfrom all aspects of People converged on Kloofzicht Lodge for the National People Strategy Session

Celebrities spotted were Carel SmitCelebrities spotted were Carel Smit, Tantie Fubu, Seipati “Troubled” Monyai, and many others. It was awesome.

The 13th June was a day for our 3rd years to consider their future at KPMG and at the same time reflect on some of our wonderful cultures in South Africa.

A brilliant day was had by all and Karen Kruger deserves a piece of cake being delivered to her deskbeing delivered to her desk when she is actually sitting there!

Ladies around the globe are dealing with copious amounts of tears at the news that Poncho Ferreira has married his love, Angie Ferreira!

In a glitzy ceremony attended by Beyonce, North West, Santana and One Direction, the coupled declared their love.

We wish them years of happiness and to Ricky theWe wish them years of happiness and to Ricky, the knowledge to know when “Nothing” means “Lots!”

Hot off the Press

There is a new relationship being spoken about in Town the steamy romanceabout in Town, the steamy romance between KPMG and the Chamber of Mines.

Sources say that the relationship hasSources say that the relationship has become official and there is an engagement on the horizon.

Rumours are about that Ben Gillies and Ingrid Meter introduced these two parties in the ultimate role of Cupid!

L&D Strike Gold

When a man says nothing is wrong, that

If you ever feel like falling asleep while driving just screamg g,

means nothing is wrong. True story

driving, just scream, I've never fallen asleep

mid scream!

The Jabu QuotesI don’t suffer from ADD. I suffer from ADOLB

The kids across the street

challenged me to a water fight soADOLB…

Attention Deficit, Oh look

Butterflies!

a water fight, so I'm currently boiling the

water!

What do you call a black man flying a

I dream of a better tomorrow, where

chickens can cross the black man flying a plane? A pilot you

racist.

chickens can cross the road and not be

questioned about their motives.

A hero to some, a friend to others, Jabu is also something of an inspiration. Here are some of his quotes heard in training. He is also very

humble. And not all these quotes are technically his…

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L&D would like to welcome Charli Himonga to the family. Charli has joined L&D as an Audit training manager and will be stalking Tyron on a daily basis. E

LYou can follow Charli on twitter. You would just have to find out her username.

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