the adventures of jomo!

THE ADVENTURES OF JOMO!And maybe Mojo…

Children’s book by JOMO

This is Mojo

Mojo has a purple afro.P-U-R-L-P-EThat is how you spell purple.Do you know what it says On Mojo’s shirt?It says I’m a yokel!

This is Jomo

Jomo has a green afro.Do you know what an afro is?You do?Well, I’m sorry but you’retoo dumb so stop lying kid!

This is Banana

Jackie is a blue banana.She likes coconut juice.Do you know what colourJackie is?What?! Blue?You looked didn’t you?You filthy cheater! Come here, you little- !

“Haha! Your shirt points to no one!” says Mojo.

Jomo feels sad.

So Jomo flips around.

Mojo feels angry.

“That’s cheating!” says Mojo

Jomo feels annoyed.

Jomo flips back.

“No it’s not!” says Jomo.

Mojo has an EVIL plan.

“That’s cheating!” says Jomo.

Mojo feels happy.

“AWAAAAAA!” says Jomo.

Mojo feels bad now.

So he runs away.

Jackie wanders by.

…

…What the Coconut Juice?

Questions on the Story

Who is the main character?A. JomoB. MojoC. JackieD. Bob

If you answered “E”, CONGRATULATIONS! YOU LOSE!

More Stupid QuestionsHow many emotions are in the story?A. I’m emotionally retarded so I’m too sad to say.B. I’m cognitively retarded so I don’t know if I should tell you.C. I’m socially retarded. I’ll tell you if you be my friend…D. I’m physically retarded so I don’t have the strength to tell you.E. I’m mentally retarded so obviously I can’t think, buttface!

WHICH ONE ARE YOU?

THE END