the dark side of user-experience

UX FOR EVIL

SENIOR INFORMATION ARCHITECT AT RIPMEOFFANDMAKEMEPAY.COM @BASTAAR ON TWITTER

AS AN EVIL "UX-EXPERT"I STARTED WITH THIS

THEN WENT "ON TO THIS

WITH GREAT KNOWLEDGE COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY

BUT "WAIT"A SEC.

WHAT ABOUT WHAT I WANT

SHOW ME THE MONEY !!!!!!!!

WORLD DOMINATION"IS MY GOAL

SO "HERE"WE "GO

A "FEW TIPS TO GET YOU STARTED ON THE DARK SIDE

FROM PERSUASION

TO DECEPTION

EVIL

JUST LIKE "HIM

“THEY ARE LAZY AND

FOLLOW THE PATH OF

LEAST RESISTANCE”

LET’S HIDE THE STUFF WE DON’T WANT “THEM” TO SEE

YOU SHALL USE MY CARD

DID YOU KNOW !

GOTCHA THERE ";-)""IT WAS FAKE. TELENET IS NOT THAT EVIL ;-)

BE "SNEAKY !!!!!!!!!!

TIME

CUSTOMER"DATABASE

REALLY SMART ;-)

MANIPULATE"YOUR LISTS

DON’T LABEL REQUIRED FIELDS ON YOUR REGISTRATION FORM. INSTEAD, RETURN AN ERROR WHEN PEOPLE DON’T FILL ONE IN. NOW, THEY’LL BE ANGRY BUT IN ORDER TO GET PAST THE FORM, THEY WILL BE MORE LIKELY TO FILL IN ALL THE FIELDS!"

A QUICK SNEAKY TIP:

http://usability4evil.wordpress.com/

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OBAMA LET’S USE OBAMA INSTEAD OF GOD

MISSION"IMPOSSIBLE AND WATCH THEM SUFFER

CLICKS ON SUBSCRIBE AND GETS THE FORM

HE IS NOT GIVING UP YET

GIVE UP !!

JUST STUPID

I PITY THE FOOL THAT VISITS MY SITE

ADD USELESS CONTENT

MAKE THEM BELIEVE IT IS FREE AND THEN MAKE THEM PAY

THE OLD BAIT "AND SWITCH TRICK

PLAY THE GREED

YOUR DATA SHALL BE MINE

STILL THINK "I WILL MAKE YOU "RICH

THINK AGAIN ;-)

AND THE LAW

Stolen on slideshare

MAKE IT SPREAD LIKE AN EVIL VIRUS

MY YEARBOOK

MY YEARBOOK

I RECOMMEND TWITTER"FOR THIS

More tips & trics : http://microformats.org/wiki/social-network-anti-patterns

LIKE ME !

AND YOU ARE MINE

TELL THEM YOU LOVE THEM AND THEY WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU

50 MILLION INFECTION IN 2000

LET’S GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT!

MY "HERO,"MY PARTNER IN CRIME

MAKE IT HARD

Tip : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGkUA84ftYU

AND HARD TO UNDERSTAND

Tip : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGkUA84ftYU

DON’T DO "THIS

SO WHAT’S NEXT FOR ME ?

THANKS"""

FOLLOW ME AND MAKE ME RICH

@BASTAAR

MY PARTNERS IN CRIME WORK

@ NASCOM

DONATE MONEY TO CHARITY AT THIS NUMBER:

235-373362-3733

NO CREDITS BECAUSE ON THE DARK SIDE WE JUST GRAB WHAT WE WANT FROM THE INTERNET

Many examples were shamelessly stolen from http://wiki.darkpatterns.org/ For now go there for evil inspiration. Soon I will launch my own evil domain !! Prepare to be dominated !