why green is horrendous by jdizzle

why green is a horrendous color

by jadine Wannamakeraka jdizzle

bullshit scientists say about the color green they say green is the color of balance and harmony green is also the color of growth, the color of spring, of renewal and

rebirth, scientists say “emotionally positive color” “promotes love of nature” “soothes the mind” “helps alleviate depression, nervousness, and anxiety”

well that’s all WRONG

green isn’t even a primary color. that shows how irrelevant that is

theres that fuckery of a color

people say green is a lucky color bc “luck of the irish” well they’re WRONG the irish are all gingers and gingers steal souls so therefore green is

an evil color

the phrase “green with envy” just proves how bad green is

cacti r green and they hurt ur hand!!

ouchie

alligators r green and they kill people

the only non mean thing is yoda so hes excuse from this bashing of green

((ur welcum rolan))

also green is bad bc illuminati!1!!!1

don’t believe me? well buckle ur lil seatbelt bc ur about to go on an educational rollercoaster u lil cunt

$$$$ is green(ish)

wow wht is that

tht is mike wazowski!!

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mike wazowski only has one eye

u kno what else only has 1 eye???

thts right!!

the eye of providence

which is on the back of the dollar bill!!!!

but w8 theres more!!

kermit the froge is green

he is a muppet

theyre in the shape of a pyramid!!

Illuminati confirmed!1!!

so now that I told u why green is a bad color I hope u all see how mean green is