amusing comments about marriage
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You have two choices in
life: you can stay single
and be miserable,or get married and wish you
were dead
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Getting married is very much like going
to a restaurant
with friends. You order what you want, then when
you see what the
other person has,
you wishyou had
ordered that
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At the cocktail
party, one woman said to another,"Aren't you
wearing your
wedding ring on the
wrong finger?" The
other women
replied, "Yes I am, I
married the wrong man."
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After a quarrel, a husband
said to his wife, "You
know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied,
"Yes dear, but I was in
love and didn't
notice."
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A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husbandwanted". Next day
she received a hundred letters. They all said the
samething: "You
can have mine."
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The bride, upon
getting engaged,
went to her mother
and said, "I've found a man just
like father!"
Her mother replied, "So whatdo you
want from me,
sympathy?"
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When a woman steals your
husband,
there is no
betterrevenge than to let her
keep him
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Man is incomplete until he is married.
Then he isfinished.
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A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much
doesit cost to
get married?" And the father
replied, "I don't
know son,I'm still paying."
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Young Son: Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a
man doesn't
know his wife until
he marries her? Dad:
That happens in
every country,so
n.
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Then there was a man
who said, "I never knew
whatreal
happiness was until got married; by then it was too late."
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A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my
husband a millionaire. "
"And what was he
before you married
him?" askedthe friend. The woman replied, "A
billionaire."
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Marriage is the triumph
of imagination
overintelligence.
A Second Marriage
is the triumph of hope over
experience.
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If you want your spouse
to listen and pay strict
attention to every word
you say, talk in your
sleep.
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Just think, if it weren't for
marriage, men would
gothrough life
thinking they had no faults
at all.
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You know the
honeymoon is pretty
much over when youstart to go out with
the boys on Wednesday nights, and
so does she.
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According to test surveys,
when making love,
most married men
fantasise that their
wives aren't fantasising.
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Husband: Want a quickie? Wife: As opposed to what?
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How do most men
define marriag
e? A very
expensive
way to get your laundry done for
free.
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The most
effective way to
remember your wife's
birthday is to
forget it once.
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First guy (proudly):
"My wife's an angel!" Second
guy:"You're lucky, mine's still alive."