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BASHAW BRIEFS A Bi-weekly Newsletter of What’s Happening in Bashaw!
Belly Laughs
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He needed a little space!
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He felt crummy!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
What kind of animal do you not want to play games with? A cheetah!
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel!
Submit your own hilarious jokes for future editions!!
Inspiring Quotes!
“Impossible is just an opinion” - Paulo Coelho
“Even if you fall on your face , you’re still moving forward” - Victor Kiam
“Normality is a paved road: It’s comfortable to walk , but no flowers grow on it” - Vincent van Gogh
Witty Riddles!
What has 13 hearts, but no other organs? A deck of playing cards
What is full of holes but can still hold water? A sponge
Which month has 28 days? All of them
A box without hinges, key, or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid? An egg
AUGUST 30, 2018
Bashaw Adult Learning
English as a Second Language
Career Change/ Workplace Readiness
Post Secondary
Academic Upgrading
Mental Health and Learning
780.372.3648
Open 9am - 4pm daily
Bashaw
Meats & Sausage
OPEN
Monday—Saturday
8 am—5 pm
To Serve Our Community
780-372-3517
Beltone Hearing Aid Service Centre
Thursday, Aug 30 & Thursday, Sept 24 1:30PM – 3:30PM
BASHAW United Church
please call 403-347-4703 or 1-800-661-4703
Advertise HERE!!
Want to help your business/
event reach more people in the
community? Advertise here in
the BASHAW BRIEFS
biweekly newsletter!
Thank you to all the wonderful businesses who donated to support the
Ice Cream Festival:
Western Financial Group Bashaw Foods & Liquor Town
Bashaw Groceries Home Hardware
Servus Credit Union
Your support helped make this event possible! THANK YOU!
New program for families with
children aged 0-6
Call 780-372-4074 or email
[email protected] for more information
Bashaw Bus Society
Camrose Bus: Second and Last
Thursdays of the Month $15/person
Bashaw Bus: Every Tuesday Morn-
ing $6/person
Call 780-372-3631 to book your spot!
BASHAW BRIEFS IS NOW A
BI-WEEKLY NEWSLETTER!
Publishing Schedule:
Thursday, September 14
Thursday, September 28
Thursday, October 11
Thursday, October 25
Thursday, November 8
Thursday, November 22
Support your local newspaper and
Bashaw & District Support Services!
For every new or renewed subscription in
month of September, the Bashaw Star will
donate $5 to BDSS!
Yearly Subscription Rate: $33.60
Bashaw School's Sr. Boys Volleyball Team is Hosting
1A Volleyball Provincials November 22-24.
We are looking for volunteers to help us in a number of different roles. If
you are interested, please contact the office at 780-372-3800 or contact
Myranda Shepherd at [email protected].
Trivia
1. Name the largest fresh water
lake in the world?
2. Which is the only U.S. State’s
capital city to not have a
McDonalds?
3. Who averaged one patent for
every three weeks of his life?
4. What record label did Michael
Jackson first record on?
5. Emerald is the birthstone for
what month?
Fun Facts
All swans in England belong to
the Queen.
A duck’ s quack does not echo.
If you started with $0.01 and dou-
bled your money everyday it
would take 27 days to become a
millionaire!
Russia has a larger surface area
than Pluto.
There are 60,000 miles of blood
vessels in the human body.
Trivia Answers
1. Lake Superior
2. Montpelier, Vermont
3. Thomas Edison
4. Motown
5. May
BASHAW BRIEFS A Bi-Weekly Newsletter of What’s Happening in Bashaw!
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WEEKLY PROGRAMS/EVENTS
Sunday: 1:30 pm Canasta at Happy Gang Centre
Monday: 1:00 pm 500 at Happy Gang Centre
5:00 pm Ukulele at Happy Gang Centre
Tuesday: 9:00 am Bashaw Bus
10:00 am Tai Chi at Bashaw Arena
7:00 pm Bashaw Community Church Bible
Study
Wednesday: Monkey Business at Library 10 am
* begins September 12
7:00 pm Bingo at the Legion
7:00 pm Pool at the Happy Gang Centre
Thursday:1:00 pm Crib at Happy Gang Centre
Friday: 4:00 pm Farmer’s Market at Tourist
Information Booth
EVENTS COMING SOON...
August 30: Beltone 1:30-3
September 2: Majestic Jam 1-4
September 4: First Day of School
September 5: Skate Registration Night 3:30-6
September 11: Art Club Meeting 6:30
September 13: Camrose Bus Trip leaves at 9
September 14: Dinner and Family Movie Night at United Church,
Paddington 2. 5:30
September 15: Bashaw Victim Services Golf Tournament
September 19: Community Engagement Meeting 10-12
September 21: Majestic Board Game Night 7-12
September 23-29: Trash to Treasure
COMING LATER…
September 24: Beltone 1:30-3
September 27: Camrose Bus Trip
leaves at 9
September 27: Beltone 1:30-3
September 28: Movie Night, Are
You my Neighbour? 7
November 16, 17, 23, 24: Bashaw
Community Theatre play, Little
Women 7-10
November 18, 25: Bashaw Commu-
nity Theatre play, Little Women 2-5
November 22-24: Bashaw School
hosts Sr Boys Volleyball Provincials
November 30-December 1: Bashaw
Community Theatre play, Little
Women 7-10
Word Search
ICE CREAM FLAVOURS
Y M T R L C H O C O L A T E
A S K C A R T E S O O M E T
P Y V A N I L L A S N O T E
M K D E T D E A C F A N A A
C A T N L I N N A O C O O E
O K P O A A G O D K E A E T
E C U L N C A E F O P L R N
D O T A E E N O R Y W E E E
O C B O A W Y O T T E O I E
C O I E A A A R T S A O A R
R N T T C R A L E T N I A G
E E G D U F O S N I O V L T
D A O R Y K C O R U A C G T
A E E T U N O C O C T P E S
Cotton Candy Banana Green Tea
Maple Walnut Moose Tracks Fudge
Pecan Coconut Reeses
Tiger Tail Rocky Road Chocolate
Vanilla
AUGUST 30, 2018
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air a
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of
ball
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patc
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g.
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arm
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7.
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top c
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d in
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andle
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d in.
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p. 10. Lig
ht
on b
us m
oved d
ow
n.
11.
Music
al note
moves
to r
ight. 1
2. B
ack o
f skate
board
is longer.
Can you spot 12 differences between these pictures?