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Crop Over Yays NaysCrop Over Yays Nays

Remember to collect your costume before the band house closes off completely and your costume is sold! Be organized and pace yourself appropriately, especially if your personal event calendar is loaded. Before leaving home for events ensure that you have the address and telephone number of the place that you’re staying stored in your phone as well as the number for a taxi service. Make sure that you know where the party is located and how to get there. Remember your fete tickets before heading out the door. Walk with vex money. Avoid dark areas especially in parking lots. Travel to the washroom in pairs. Prearrange transportation home. If travelling in a group with your own vehicle, each person can take turns being the designated driver throughout your stay. Try traditional Bajan food and take in some of the cultural events. Bridgetown market is the perfect event to kill two birds with one stone. Use the Barbados Free Wi-Fi app to find free Wi-Fi hotspots around the island.

Style Etiquette For The Season

Live by the following rules and you’ll be a happier person, guaranteed! Remember, there is no such thingas being overdressed but the horror of being underdressed exists. Don’t ever be that person! + Dress appropriately for the particular event. Before you choose your outfit consult our event guide to determine if it’s dressy versus casual. You can also visit the event’s social media pages or even Google Images to view photos from last year’s event to get an idea of how people dressed. + Wear the correct footwear. Again, consult our fete guide beforehand to determine the terrain of the location where the event will be held. + If the event poster contains any of these words: ‘jouvert’, ‘paint’, ‘mud’ or ‘powder’, then don’t come out in your Sunday best. You are sure to fall victim to these elements.+ Always be confident no matter what you wear. If you think you look good then what other people say should be like water off a duck’s back!



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Do Dixie!Do Dixie!When it comes to soca music, Bajans dance by wukking up.Those highly skilled in the art are said to "do dixie” when

showcasing their well-practised waistline gyrations. Whetherchipping (slowly marching to the rhythm of the music) or doingdixie is your specialty, these crème de la crème Crop Over 2015soca releases are guaranteed to get you in the dancing mood.

When it comes to soca music, Bajans dance by wukking up.Those highly skilled in the art are said to "do dixie” when

showcasing their well-practised waistline gyrations. Whetherchipping (slowly marching to the rhythm of the music) or doingdixie is your specialty, these crème de la crème Crop Over 2015soca releases are guaranteed to get you in the dancing mood.

• All Ah We - Peter Ram• Bacchanal Zombies - Natahlee • Badmind - Shanta • Born Ready - Snypa• De Vibe - LeadPipe • DJ Salute - Holla Bak•• Dun It Up - Bobo & Nelieux • Fire Meh - Imani • Fly - Leadpipe & Saddis• Footprints - Rupee• Freedom - Mikey• Gimme Vibes - Renee King • Gym Instructor - Lil Rick•• Hello - Shanta• Hit After Hit - Lil Rick• Hold You - Saddis • How She Like It - Hypasounds• Jelly - Bobo• Mashup - King Bubba• My Island - Biggie Irie •• No Authority - Lil Rick • No Worries - Edwin Yearwood• Own Day - Coopa Dan• Push It On Me - Holla Bak featuring Saint Charlz• Soca Format - Lead Pipe & Saddis• Soca Soldier - Coco • Spontaneous - Red Plastic Bag•• Sugar Rush - Hypasounds • Survive The Weekend - Marvay • Sweet Type of Way - Biggie Irie• Take Me Out - Faith Callender • Tequila - Nikita featuring King Bubba• Thief A Piece - B Roca• Touch Down - Fantom Dundeal •• Under De Influence - TC• We Bizness - Lil Rick• When Tomorrow Comes - Don Trent • Wid You - Statement • Wine Gyal - Nikita• Wuk - Fadda Fox & Preedy • You’re My Number 1 - Kirk Brown

• All Ah We - Peter Ram• Bacchanal Zombies - Natahlee • Badmind - Shanta • Born Ready - Snypa• De Vibe - LeadPipe • DJ Salute - Holla Bak•• Dun It Up - Bobo & Nelieux • Fire Meh - Imani • Fly - Leadpipe & Saddis• Footprints - Rupee• Freedom - Mikey• Gimme Vibes - Renee King • Gym Instructor - Lil Rick•• Hello - Shanta• Hit After Hit - Lil Rick• Hold You - Saddis • How She Like It - Hypasounds• Jelly - Bobo• Mashup - King Bubba• My Island - Biggie Irie •• No Authority - Lil Rick • No Worries - Edwin Yearwood• Own Day - Coopa Dan• Push It On Me - Holla Bak featuring Saint Charlz• Soca Format - Lead Pipe & Saddis• Soca Soldier - Coco • Spontaneous - Red Plastic Bag•• Sugar Rush - Hypasounds • Survive The Weekend - Marvay • Sweet Type of Way - Biggie Irie• Take Me Out - Faith Callender • Tequila - Nikita featuring King Bubba• Thief A Piece - B Roca• Touch Down - Fantom Dundeal •• Under De Influence - TC• We Bizness - Lil Rick• When Tomorrow Comes - Don Trent • Wid You - Statement • Wine Gyal - Nikita• Wuk - Fadda Fox & Preedy • You’re My Number 1 - Kirk Brown

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Featured artists

"We like drinking rum and watching girls!"

"Tequilaaaa. Nikita, Nikitaaaa!"

Nikita @nikitasings

Tracks available for purchase on iTunes

Rico Holla-bak Goddard @hollabak1

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RYAN“The whole atmosphere of the partying and of everybody coming together and having a good time. Don’t matter who you are, you’re just enjoying yourself and partying in one environment. That makes me BAZODEE!”

KAREEM“The music is what is most exciting for me. I enjoy soca!”

LEAH“To me BAZODEE is all the music and the people and all the happiness. Everybody is hype and happy. I just love the whole feeling.”

NEIL“The music! I love the music.”

ZANELLA“My favourite part about Crop Over is receiving my costume and jumping with Baje International every single year.”

COURTNEY “I love Crop Over because it’s unique and it’s inherently Bajan. Everybody comes to Barbados to enjoy our festival and it really showcases our talent and our culture and I just love it!

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Munch Spots

BAJAN CHOW DOWN

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It’s 2 a.m. and you’ve just partied the night away. You’re feeling high on life but your

tummy tank is on low. Where can you go? These eateries are open well into the wee

hours of the morning and serve up food capable of quieting any voracious appetite.







So you’ve decided to take a day off from partying. Never mind, we know that is unlikely

to happen. Ok, here is a better scenario. In between partying you’re feeling peckish and

would like to explore the culinary pleasures that Barbados has to offer. These places are must-visits.







Visit www.fb.com/bazodeemag for photos and descriptions of foods you must try during your stay on the island!Visit www.fb.com/bazodeemag for photos and descriptions of foods you must try during your stay on the island!

The dread! The dread of Kadooment diets! Admittedly, these are the epitome of pure, unrelenting“sufferation”! But we sacrifice our taste buds and put our fortitude to the test because little is aspleasurable as taking advantage of the many sweet photo ops on Grand Kadooment Day. We

want to look our best in our costumes and much to our dismay, clean eating along with exercise isthe best way to achieve this goal.





There are a plethora of dietary regimens outthere and most of them have one centraltheme: low-carb, low-fat, high-protein,high-fibre and drink copious amounts of H2O.Below is an example meal plan. Althoughthere is no room for sweet treats or cheat days,tthese delicious meals are guaranteed to curbcravings, at least until Kadooment Day.

There are a plethora of dietary regimens outthere and most of them have one centraltheme: low-carb, low-fat, high-protein,high-fibre and drink copious amounts of H2O.Below is an example meal plan. Althoughthere is no room for sweet treats or cheat days,tthese delicious meals are guaranteed to curbcravings, at least until Kadooment Day.

Avoid these foods on the daysleading up to Kadooment. Nothingis as annoying as a bloated belly thathides all of the hard work you’ve putin for this momentous day. Althougheach person processes food differentlytthese eatables are at the top of themust-avoid list.

BeansBreadCheesePastaSalt & salty foods

Bazodee is not a medical institution and therefore theinformation provided in this article is not intended as a

means of medical advice. The decision to follow this mealplan is at your sole discretion and risk. You should consulta certified medical practitioner for tailored dietary advice.

How To C homp Your Way toGrand Kadooment Day

BREAKFAST • 1/2 cup dry oats boiled with fat-free or almond milk and

sweetened with Agave nectar

• 3 egg whites boiled or fried with non-stick cooking spray

SNACK • 1 pot low-fat yogurt OR fruit with 10 almonds

LLUNCH• 1 cup brown rice or sweet potato

• Baked or boiled chicken breast, fish or beef

• Tossed salad

SNACK

• 1/2 can tuna with 1 cup spinach

DINNER•• Baked or boiled chicken breast, fish or beef

• Boiled broccoli and asparagus

• Tossed salad

Drink copious amounts of water and unsweetened tea throughout the day.







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Troy De Artivist Burgess is one of the last standing wire benders in Barbados; an art form revered by many for the sheer skill and boundless creativity possessed by experts. Wire benders are equipped with the knowledge to transform a mind-knowledge to transform a mind-lingering concept into the tangible reality of an elaborate costume. Thus, it is not surprising that De Artivist, a Bajan with over 10 years experience, is celebrated for his mastery of the art. On the other hand, he is also treasured for being among a special group, which many fear is on the verge of extinction.

The fear that wire bending is a dying art form is not only pressing in Barbados but acBarbados but across the region at large and with it, comes the dread of losing a significant chunk of creativity presently afforded to costume design. De Artivist, who acquired his masterful skills by way of self-teaching as well as through Trinidadian and Brazilian mentors, agrees and explains his reasoning following.

“Most people tend to use plas“Most people tend to use plastic molds and other types of mechanically made forms that would normally be created by the wire bender. Also, with 3D printing becoming more affordable, that too will soon make its way into costume making. Furthermore, most of the wire benders have either passed on or are too old to practice anymore.”

With that being said, the burning question was asked, “What are we as Caribbean people doing to ensuCaribbean people doing to ensure that the skill is passed on to the youth in order to ensure its longevity?” To this query, De Artivist noted that there are schools dedicated to wire bending in Trinidad and on the home front, the NCF offered basic courses in the past albeit a more comprehensive program is needed.

In fact, this veteran wire bender for many of the large Kadooment bands including Betty West and Jump Promotions, intends to pioneer this iniinitiative in Barbados and bequeath his skills to curious Barbadians. Apart from his many informal teaching sessions, De Artivist plans to open a carni-val school in Barbados by November of this year and welcomes any input from the NCF.

To add, De Artivist asks earnestly for the reintroduction of the King and Queen of the Band competition, as he believes that this is a vital element missing in the festival. Also, he eagerly awaits any opportunity to play a more front row part in the festival. Until that time arrives, De Artivist will continue to work diligently to produce the high quality costumes that have brought him much recognition. He also offers alterations to costumes, shoe embellishments and airbrush body painting services.

[email protected] De Artivist Burgess

the tale of a kadoomentwirebender

Fit your costume as soon as you collect it so that any adjustments can be made well in advance. Have one of your own bras deco-rated if your costume bra doesn’t fit. Use body tape to prevent nip slips. You can have your costume's un-derwear altered if necessary but re-member “big is a fit not too small.” Don’t be afraid to style and acces-sorize your costume how you see fit. Shorten or alter your board shorts for a better fit Guys, wear comfortable, snug-fit-ting & supportive underwear. You don’t want to damage the boys! Waterproof feathers in the event of rain. You can be DIVA and wear heels at the judging point but walk with com-fortable shoes for the jump. Break in new sneakers a couple weeks before the big day. Guys wear comfortable sneakers. No slippers! Wear clean cotton socks and buy insoles for added comfort and protec-tion. Mas stockings can function as a barrier from bodily fluids. Walk with clear nail polish to combat runs. Mas stockings are NOT pantyhose. A pair of cheap yet fashionable sunglasses can perform miracles. Bedazzled cups complement the DIVA or DIVO look. Buy a waterproof pouch for your cell phone. Pack a matching bag with essen-tials: cell phone, painkillers, deodor-ant, wet wipes, safety pins and sun-block

Fit your costume as soon as you collect it so that any adjustments can be made well in advance. Have one of your own bras deco-rated if your costume bra doesn’t fit. Use body tape to prevent nip slips. You can have your costume's un-derwear altered if necessary but re-member “big is a fit not too small.” Don’t be afraid to style and acces-sorize your costume how you see fit. Shorten or alter your board shorts for a better fit Guys, wear comfortable, snug-fit-ting & supportive underwear. You don’t want to damage the boys! Waterproof feathers in the event of rain. You can be DIVA and wear heels at the judging point but walk with com-fortable shoes for the jump. Break in new sneakers a couple weeks before the big day. Guys wear comfortable sneakers. No slippers! Wear clean cotton socks and buy insoles for added comfort and protec-tion. Mas stockings can function as a barrier from bodily fluids. Walk with clear nail polish to combat runs. Mas stockings are NOT pantyhose. A pair of cheap yet fashionable sunglasses can perform miracles. Bedazzled cups complement the DIVA or DIVO look. Buy a waterproof pouch for your cell phone. Pack a matching bag with essen-tials: cell phone, painkillers, deodor-ant, wet wipes, safety pins and sun-block

All About Fashion

Have your makeup professionally done so it will remain flawless all day. To keep makeup intact, use setting spray and primer for the face, eyelids, lashes and lips. False eyelashes, eye feathers and face gems are allowed. Go wild! Airbrush body designs can add a nice touch but don’t overdo it. Travel with powder, blot paper and lipstick for on-the-road touch-ups.

Have your makeup professionally done so it will remain flawless all day. To keep makeup intact, use setting spray and primer for the face, eyelids, lashes and lips. False eyelashes, eye feathers and face gems are allowed. Go wild! Airbrush body designs can add a nice touch but don’t overdo it. Travel with powder, blot paper and lipstick for on-the-road touch-ups.

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Wear deodorant and lots of it! Shave or wax every nook and cranny. Wear a cotton thong under your costume. If aunt Flo visits choose tampons over pads.

Wear deodorant and lots of it! Shave or wax every nook and cranny. Wear a cotton thong under your costume. If aunt Flo visits choose tampons over pads.

Cleanliness IsNext To Godliness

Fashion, Makeup Hygiene tipsfor a Flawless Kadooment Visage

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Eat a hearty breakfast. You’ll need the energy for the jump and the full stomach

for alcohol.

Note the name and address of the place that you are staying. Store the

information in your cell phone along with the number of a taxi service

but make a plan B in case the battery dies.

Arrive at the National Stadium early so you don’t miss your

chance to parade in front of the judges or to be on television!

Remember to walk with the cup in your goodie bag. You’ll

need it to get drinks from the bar.

Drink responsibly.

Stay hydrated by drinking lots of water between

alcohol.

Dance inside the ropes. This is a sure way to keep

intruders at bay.

Organize a meeting spot in case anyone in

your group gets lost. Your band’s music truck

is a good point or the mobile restrooms.

Walk with vex money and make sure you

have enough that can purchase food on

the road if you get hungry.

Protect your body parts at all times. Use

both sunblock and the other kind of

protection if the situation arises.

Organize a ride home beforehand. If

driving, make sure that you have a

designated driver.

Consider using the shuttle service offered

by your band so that you don’t have to

worry about getting your vehicle from the

National Stadium at the end of the jump.

Free up, have loads of fun and always remember

above all else put safety first.

Accept drinks from strangers.

Mix alcohol. The hangover will be brutal!

Get messy drunk as you are likely to make poor choices.

Be afraid to wukkup. 99% of observers lining the street wish they had

the guts to jump.

Behave badly if a random stranger wukksup on you. Just decline nicely.

Wukkup on police officers. This could land you in a cell!

Climb the mental wall if you lack agility or you’re unable to balance while wukking up.

Jump directly in front of the music or drinks truck. This could be a recipe for crush injuries.

Get on wassy (behave badly) if someone steps on your feet.

Run from pictures as these are inevitable. Therefore, jumping or dancing with your man/woman on

the side may not be in your best interest.

And the proverb goes, “A word to the wise is sufficient.”And the proverb goes, “A word to the wise is sufficient.”

DON’Ts

DO’s

Kadooment Do’s Don’ts

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Top 7 Places to Visit on a Budget

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Alas, Kadooment Day is over and all of the Crop Over events have come to pass. Your pockets arenow empty? Have no fear; you can still capture a glimpse of the beautiful island of Barbados by

visiting these attractions that require no entrance fees. We have also equipped you with thecorresponding Barbados Transport Board (BTS) bus routes.

Alas, Kadooment Day is over and all of the Crop Over events have come to pass. Your pockets arenow empty? Have no fear; you can still capture a glimpse of the beautiful island of Barbados by

visiting these attractions that require no entrance fees. We have also equipped you with thecorresponding Barbados Transport Board (BTS) bus routes.

BTS buses (blue) are government owned while yellow buses belong to the Minibus system and are privately operated. ZRs are small white vans with

a maroon stripe that are also privately owned and like the Minibuses, only travel selected routes.

bRIDGETOWNStand at any “Bus To City Stop”and board any bus marked “Bridgetown”.

Historic Garrison

Bathsheba

Carlisle Bay

OISTINS

Speightstown

St. Lawrence Gap

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