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Editorial Team - Ankit Jhaveri & Sanmeet Dhokay

Lately, students in esteemed colleges like ours have been showing peculiarbehavior during the day. Researchers believe that these symptoms have beenevident in most of the students, except a few. It is generally seen that thesefew have always been found on the first three benches in class, take a dailydosage of the medicine called "Reference Books" after getting up and beforesleeping and always use the disinfectant called "Maska". The remaining major-ity have been generally found on the last benches doing the following to coun-teract this dreadful disease called "75% compulsory". 1 Reading every page of the newspaper (No matter which one..)2 Forming a Mexican wave during the lecture.3 Singing the worst item numbers in chorus.4 Using special sound effects like "Maaaa..aaam"

Well, if you are also suffering from the same disease and show the symptomsof, using every ounce of your flesh in class(to wait for the attendance sheet),battling against numerous mosquitoes that disturb you(when you are yawn-ing) in class, witnessing your partner work hard (dozing off)in class, seeingpaper being used very efficiently (for paper balls and rockets) and hearingpeople voice their thoughts (by singing rubbish)during class, then you haveprobably guessed that this book is also product of the effort we put in duringour lectures. It is one of the most fruitful products of attending lectures.

Sanmeet and me realized the scope of a 'best-seller' in a season when the cre-ativity of our classmates had reached its epitome. After this, I am convincedthat BE -Comps 2006 shows better creativity skills then any ART / Commercestudent.

Looking back into the past 4 years, I am sure we all will eventually miss ourlife at Somaiya and the time we have spent here. From the workshop building,

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which is secluded and cramped to the drawing halls, which are empty and airy,from the Cafe with steel plated stools to the overcrowded canteen, from thehungama during Symphony to the silence before our Vivas, from the watercooler, which gave no water even after protesting to the labs that drowned dueto excess water (26/7), from the classrooms to the slope, from the unlimitedseminars we did not attend to the unlimited movie shows we attended instead,from the decent behavior during placements to the unruly behavior while eating'Idli Chili', from the copying of assignments to the originality while makingJokes and songs, from the discrimination between 10 termwork

people and 24 termwork people to the unity we share while shouting 'BE-COMPS' , from the scolding given by our profs. to ragging our juniors, from'cutting chai' before lectures to 'Magix' during the lectures, from entering late inclass to coming on time during the fest, from waiting in line for railway conces-sion to waiting in line for the results, from the student lift that rarely worked tothe Staff lift that always worked, from Tewariji to Pandeji, from the 'V' dog to thecat it was always scared of, from 'Nirmal' to 'Nirmale', from football during therains in the dirty muck to the volleyball court that was never used, from the'Informals' during Symphony to the 'in formals' during PCT presentations andmany countless things that will always be close to our heart.With everyone tak-ing their own path in life soon, some to IT companies, others to ManagementColleges while others to Universities abroad, memories are the only thing wewill be left with the day we cross the gates of our second home.

We have tried our best to put down as many memories as possible into thisbook, and I hope you all will cherish this all your life. This book, would havenever been possible without the significant contribution given to Sanmeet andme by Devi,Anubhav,Pranali,Tanuja & Rajeev. Lets hope that this bond alwaysremains within in us, because it has two essential elements in it - 'Somaiya' and'Memories'.

From the editorial team

Ankit Jhaveri Sanmeet Dhokay

BE - Comps 2006 BE - Comps 2006

TABLE OF CONTENTS:-

1. Personal Details Database............................................

2. Fullee Faltoo - PJ's & Riddles......................................

3. 101 ways to get 23 in Term-Work.................................

4. 101 ways to get 10 in Term-Work.................................

5. Famous Somaiyaite Engineering Quotes....................

6. B.E. Comps Lingo..........................................................

7. They said it.....................................................................

8. Famous Professor-Student Encounters.....................

9. Lifetime Achievement Awards.....................................

10. Future Careers.............................................................

11. Gaana Bajana...............................................................

12. Other Stuff....................................................................

13. Middlenames...............................................................

14. Message Board........................................................... BB..EE

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PJ’s & Riddles

Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata hain.Uska Naam kya hai?

Adidas.

Marte hue aadmi ko kya dene kaa?

Birla Plus Cement(Kyun ki is cement mein jaan hain!!)

Ab thoda maths ho jaaye.According to new research,

3+3=8

Kaise...............socho socho............Abey Bewakoof.............Galti se !!!!

Why does a sardar use an Earbud to clean a wall?

Kyun ki usne suna tha ki “Deewaron ke bhi kaanhote hain”

In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, andthe water level of the pond increases. How?

A - The other 9 fish are crying.................

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Ek Ladka lecture attend karta hai.Lecture ke baad use bhookh lagtihai.So he goes to the canteen.Canteen mein woh ek pav leta hai. Jaisehi woh pav khane keliye uthata hai to dekhta hai ki uski plate mein"jannat" likha hai.Ab aapko yeh batana hai ki woh jiska lecture attendkarke aa raha hai! ,us professor ka naam kya hai???

Ishq Ki Chhaon.

(Reason :- Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon"

"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....)

Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and wantto get married, but cannot.Why?

Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.

A sardar keeps 2 glasses of water next to his bed while sleeping, onewith water and the other without water. Why?

'Pyaas' ajeeb hai kabhi lag sakti hai, kabhi nahi lagti.

One day a man is sitting in the jungle under a tree and a 'popat' sitson his shoulder, and the man dies. Why ?

Ans. Because 'popat' was the name of an elephant.

10 Ants are walking on a road. 9 are black. 1 is white. Why ?

One of them is a widow

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Which Gutkha do giraffes like the most?

A. Manikchand (Oonche log oonchi pasand)

Once a man whispered something into a Sardar's ear.After hearing it,the Sardar died.What did the man say to him?

A. DHISHKYAOO!!!

What is the name of Jackie Chan's Mother-in-law?

A. D-COLD Total (Chan ki Saans!)

Now what is the name of Jackie Chan’s Daughter-in-law?

A. D-COLD Total (Kyunki Saans bhi kabhi Bahu thi!!)

What are the three versions of JAVA software?

1.) Mar JAVA2.) Mit JAVA 3.) Kar JAVA

Paani ka 'popat' kaise karne ka ?

Paani garam karke..nahne ka nahi

Aur ek baar Paani ka 'popat' kaise karne ka ?

Nal khol kar ... Bucket nikal do.

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OOOn the border of India and Pakistan there is tremendous tension butnone attacks. Why ?

Because Dishum Dishum toh Pepsodent ka kaam hai.

Srinath gives a Pepsi bottle to Kumble And Kumble gives it to Sehwag.Why ?

Because Sehwag is the Opener.

Hare and Tortoise appear for HSC. Hare gets 95% and Tortoise gets84%. Tortoise gets into VJTI and the Hare does not. How?

Sports Quota

Ram and Laxman go to the jungle. They need to climb a tree forfruits. Ram climbs easily. Why?

Because Ram is GOD.

Laxman tries climbing.. but cannot climb. Why ?

Because he is V.V.S Laxman.

Once an Auto rickshaw driver goes into NO ENTRY. The Police doesnot catch him. Why?

Ans. Because he was walking.

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5 solutions anyone ?

Cigarette-Boat Series

2 men are sitting in a boat and have only 2 cigarettes, but no match-sticks or lighter, but want to smoke. How do they do it ?

They throw one cigarette in the water , so the boat becomesLIGHTER.

Kisses one cigarette - Toh Doosra Jal Jaata Hai

Throws one cigarette in the air and catches it. Catches win MATCHES.

Sprinkles some water on one cigarette - (Tip Tip Barsa Paani, Paani neAAG lagayi)-(w.r.t MOHRA)

Draws a line with a cigarette on his body which leaves a mark- (w.r.tDAAG - The Fire).

What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?

Hasina.

What wud u call a Gal who always pushes her father ....?

Pushpa.

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An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eatthe bananas. Why ?

Because the bananas are made of plastic.

The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?

Because the elephant is made of plastic.

Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it.Why ?

Because the bananas are in the TV.

Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet itcannot eat it. Why?

Because they are on different channels.

Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on thesame channel, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?

Because the TV is off.

Now Finally the Elephant gets a chance to eat the bananas.Why?

Itna kyun soch rahe ho yaar...Kya bigada hain usne aapka...Khane donaa bichare ko!!!

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Once a cockroach was singing a song while he was walking on theroad.But all of a sudden he died.Why?

A. B'coz the song he was singing was HIT!!!

A lizard is on the wall of a theater. After the show,the lizard falls. Why ?

Because it starts Clapping

(Note:- In Marathi,a staircase is called 'Jeena')

A boy and a girl look into each others eyes on a staircase and thenfind themselves in Sahara Desert.Why?

Aankhon hi aankhon mein ishara ho gaya,Baithe Baithe 'Jeene' ka 'Sahara' ho gaya.

Kareena Kapoor does not allow anybody to use the stairs of her apart-ment.Why?

Coz 'Jeena' Sirf Mere Liye!!!

Shahrukh khan ka plural?

ICICI Bank

Why?Coz Shahrukh says - Main hoon naa!

ICICI says - Hum hain naa!

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An elephant was in love with a she-elephant. But the she-elephant went and got married to some other elephant. So ourelephant was very depressed. One of his friends felt sorry for him,and took him to a park to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on asee-saw, but the see-saw broke. Now, which song would our hero sing?

Ans: "See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai."

One fine morning, Ravan felt guilty day for all his bad deeds.He felt that he should go an apologise to Ram for all the prob-lems he had caused. So he went to Ram's house and knocked on thedoor. Ram opened the door and was surprised to find Ravan standingthere. Ravan just kept staring and thinking but didn't say a word.What was he thinking?

Ans: "Kis mooh se maafi maangoon?"

What will you call a person who is departing from India?

Hindustan Lever

If he comes back to India very soon.What is he called?

Hindustan Lever Limited.

Who is Joe?

Kambakt ishq... Because "Kambakt ishq hai Joe!”

Once there was a person who hated evryone....naaa use kisi se pyaarthaa.........naa uska koi yaar thaaaaaa..but strangely !!! he faced onebig major problem.Whenever he used to buy some trousers,jeans frommarket, immediately thezip of that particular thingused to disappear.Why?

Yaar bina "chain" kahan re!!!Pyaar bina "chain" kahan re!!!

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Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?

Aamir Khan

What will you call a bird who eats stone?

Simple….A stone-eating bird!!

A man is walking on the road with a milk bottle and a car comesspeeding from behind and honks.The man starts drinking the milk.Why?

Because the horn says 'Pee Pee'(Drink Drink)

Elephant and mosquito get married but the mosquito dies on the wed-ding night.Why?

B'coz the elephant puts on 'Good-Night'

What is the opposite of Dominos Pizza?

Domi 'doesn't know' Pizza.

Ek Sardar paani ke andar rehta hain,toh uska naam kya rahega?

Jal-andar Singh

Abhi agar woh paani ke bahar aa jaaye ,toh uska naam kya hoga?

Abey akal ke dushman, soch maat.Paani se bahar aane ke baad naamkaise change hoga!

Three persons (American,Japanese & Indian(Sardarji)) are flying in anaeroplane.They think of an idea of hitting a target on the ground byusing a stone.Now first American tries his luck…and hits thetarget.Now Japanese also tries his hand..but he misses by some dis-tance.Now its sardarji's turn ..and he too throws the stone aiming atthe target..but his stone doesnt even reach the ground..why?

Remember the Stone-eating bird? The bird eats the stone .

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Mangal Pandey Series

What would have been the name of the movie 'Mangal Pandey'….

If Aamir Khan was a bachelor?SINGLE Pandey.

If Aamir Khan wore 'Chudiyas'?BANGLE Pandey.

If it was released during 1993 riots?DANGAL Pandey.

If Aamir Khan was shown as a WWE Wrestler?RUMBLE Pandey.

If Aamir Khan was shown at the Gym?DUMBELL Pandey.

If Dialogues would not be audible?MUMBLE Pandey.

If it was released during Christmas?JINGLE Pandey.

If Aamir Khan was wearing a blanket instead of a coat?KAMBAL Pandey.

If Aamir Khan gets an infection during shooting?FUNGAL Pandey.

If something evil happens while watching the movie?AMANGAL Pandey.

Now that the movie is a flop, what should be its name?BUNDLE Pandey.

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What is the Center of Gravity?

its V .............. the center of "gra V ity.

What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants her to callhim up?

Ring De Basanti

A man asks for Priyagold biscuits from Inzamam.Why?

'Haq' se mango!!

If Emraan Hashmi is serial kisser,Who is a parallel kisser?

RAVAN

Once there is a peacock who rides a bike.Every hour he comes to atea stall where some people are sitting.He gives them a smile and goesaway.He does this every hour.Why?

Coz he's riding a TVS Victor("More" smiles per hour)

A boy eats only the inner part of samosa.Why?

Because his mother had told him - "Bahar ka maat khao".

Ek baar ek murgi ped pe chad ke,oodne ki koshish karti hain.Lekin wohgir jaati hain.Doosri baar woh phir oodne jaati hain .Yeh baar who oodsakti hain.Kyun?

Pehli baar girne se uska 'popat' hota hain.

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1.Change your surnameAvailable options:Joshi,Kamat,Khandekar.

2.Ask questions even if you know the answer.

3.If you come late for a lecture ,tell the professor that you won't sign the atten-dance sheet.

4.Always bring reference books to class.

5.Always sit on the first three benches.

6.Try to convince the professor that you are the only one who is interested inthe lecture.

7.Always be the first one to submit the assignment.

8.Always write assignments and write-ups on our own.

9.Always ask the professor for notes even if you are not gonna refer them.

10.Say that you dont want a question bank for the Term-Test

11.Ask the Prof. to take make-up lectures.

12.Wish the Prof. on his/her B’day

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1.Change your surnameAvailable options:Jain,Kaul,Chaudhari

2.Always sit on the last three benches

3.Do not carry any books to college

4.Sleep during the lecture until you get caught.

5.Shout 'Maaaa'aammm/Siiirrrrrrrr' as soon the lecture starts.

6.Use only one book for our entire engineering course

7.Make a Mexican Wave such that the professor notices it.

8.Make different types of sound effects

9.Always be the last one to submit the assignment

10.Never write assignments and write-ups on our own

11.Do not give any of the Weekly/Term tests.

12.Order of Preference :- Cricket Test >>>Term Test

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On Being Late

(Standing at the door... gesturing to a friend)

"Andar aaon kya? Kab chalu hua?"

"Attendance ho gaya kya??"

"I was searching for the Classroom"

" Train was late"

During the lecture

"Khandekar ka assignment 2 tere paas hai??"

"Kya bore ho raha hai. Bola tha bunk karenge."

"Heads, we go home, Tails, we go home

now!!!"

"Journal sheet hai??"

Lab

"Expt. 2 likha??"

"I thought it is a wednesday" (lab starts at 10:45 on

wednesday)

"Karna kya hai??"

Arre.. mere liye bhi ek copy print nikal.

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Unit Test

"Oh F***!!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya ?""Aaj kounsa test hai?"

For attendance

(Less attendance isliye attendance badane ke liyebahane)"I forgot the I-card , so watchman dint let me in""Symphony (college festival) marketing"

Late submission of assignments

"Maine Abhijit ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saathmein Submit kar dena""Electronix ka last date extend hua thaa""I dint know the last date"

Late submission of Journal (for printouts)

"Format pataa nahi thaa""Printer is not working today""Friday ko light nahi tha"

VIVA (after exam)

"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?"

"Achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?"

"Ye subject ka reference book kounsa hai"

"Vidyalankar mein to alag hai"

"Oh!!! to exam mein yeh likhna thaa kya..... (may be 37 now!)"

" What was she asking ??"

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VIVA (Before exam)

"Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga"

"Dekh Boss !! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ka ab tak

preparation nahi hua hai......"

VIVA (General)

"Dekh , tu jo bhi padhega , woh (external) tereko woh

nahi poochhnewaala ,then watz the point"

"Roll no. 1 aur 2 ko wapas bulaaya hai"

"External is asking Bermuda Triangle ka Magnetic force kitna hai"

"Ye kounse subject mein aata hai"

"Aaj kounsa Viva hai?"

"Jake Seedha internal ke samne baith"

"External badla le raha hai, kyun jab apne college ka prof unke college

mein gayatha external banke tab usne unke students ki vaat lagayi thi"

"Please file mat khol .. aur please please program mat pooch !!!!"

"My lab partner has done the program. I was absent."

"Reference book se pooch raha hai ?????????? "

"Kuch nahi hua toh internal ko dekh..."

Submission

" Ye bhi chhapna hai kya??"

"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"

"Tujhe Harale ka sign aata hai kya?"

"Ye tune kya likha hai????"

"Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh , jo nahi samajh mein aa

raha hai uska drawing nikal""Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"

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"Maine Ashish se likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya , tu bhi wohi

kar."

"Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh , jo nahi samajh mein aa raha

hai woh chhod de."

" Arre ... Certification ke din pe Madam kaise bimar pad sakti hai."

"Submission in one hour-- Number kab ayega.. entire file has to be cor-

rected."

"Anyone with an extra index sheet ????"

"Page numbers bhi copy mat kar. Maine bhi Siddharth se liya hai."

"WHAT A WASTE !!!! "

"Point kya hai paper , ink aur energy waste karneka.. "

EXAM

"Jo (mujhe)aata hai , woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai jo nahi aata hai woh

aata hai"

"Ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai"

"Ye last time hi poochha thaa"

"Tere paas Vidyalankar ke notes hai??"

" Woh chapter....... mark weightage 6 marks.....(facial ex-pressions speaks

the story)"

" Nahi samjha to rat le "

(When someone is intensively doing his

last revision) "Yeh nahi aayega !!!"

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'Chance Pe Dance'-To make full use of opportunity

'Mauka Dekh ke Chauka'-Same as above

'Chaatu'(adj)-One who …….(u know it!!!)

'Chaatugiri'(n)-It is an art at which Chaatu's are expert at.

'Linking-Loading-Compiling'-Art of Match-Making

'Total'(pronounced as 'Toaaaatal)-Vasool, Fultoo

'Asli Cheez'-Man of Honour.

'Naqli Cheez'- Opposite of above.

'Yeh kya ho raha hain bhai?'-Often heard in the middle of a boring lecture.

'Parasgiri'-Art of mixing Hindi & Marathi to make a meaningful sentence

‘Sii..................rrr’-Madam has entered class 15 minutes before.

‘Batsman’-Flirt

‘Agentgiri’-Art of convincing the mass into a deal.

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‘BE Comps.. BE Comps’- Nothing else to say

‘Magix’-Supplements to survive the lecture.

‘Cafe’-Playground for injuring classmates by giving bumps.

‘Practicals’- !@$#$%&% ????????

‘Triple Schzewan Rice’Synonym:- ‘Idli Chilly’- Cause of Junglee Behaviour

‘Item’-Any human remotely resembling a female.

‘Project Day’- Holiday

‘Assignment Writing’-Art of replicating

‘PPM’-Pages per minute (unit used for replicating assignments)

‘Proxy Server’-Samaj Sevak

‘Attendance’-Reward for surviving torture

‘Double lecture’-Two signature on attendance sheet ( for Back benchers )-Means to reach the goal of 24 (for Front benchers)

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‘R Mall’-First Floor Boys Toilet

‘Mess’-Unlimited Khanna.. Budget mein

‘RSDK’-Roti Shoti Daba ke’

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Ankit Jhaveri

'Chala Chala Chala…………………….…………………..Jaooya Jaooya!!!'

Vivek Jain

'Aadonno'(I Don't Know)

Sanjay Pai

'Kya Bhaieee……..Kuchch Bhii!!!'

Protik Mukhopadhyay

'Arey who sab naqli hai,Asli cheez toh idhar hain'

Amit Kaul

'Oye,kya sexxy mazaa aa gayee'

Anubhav Bhargava

'Arey Pandu ke paas dala hai'

Kaiwalya Kher

'Susaaaat aahe te'

Rohan Kapoor

'Chalo yaar,thoda Naasta Vaasta ho jaaye'

Ganesh Dabholkar

'BECOMPS!! BECOMPS!!'

Jayaramakrishnan Venkateshwaran

'zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'

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Nikhil Attarde

'Kaay dhammaal aali yaar!'

Amrut Budihal

'Kya Karu?? Bol naa yaar!!'

Shashank Karnik

'Ayeeeeeeeeeeeee…………..'

Nikhil Wethekar

'Ye kya hai bossss'

PK

‘%&$%*&(^)R!@!#$@*’ -- (Dont try, you can never understand what he talks )

Santosh Lokhande:-

Are Vrushali kuthe aahe re??....

Chetan Khade :-

Lecture samplyavar mala uthav…

Rajeev Kamble :-

Koi to bhi "chaipani" karo yaar

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Pranali Lad

"How mean!"

Urvi Shah

"Chod na....kyon tension lene ka?!!"

Unmesh Kapil

‘Scolors ... Scolors.. scolors’

Prasad Kalmatkar

SYSTEM ERROR: Please input text in English and not Marathi.

Sanket Joshi

‘Har ghadi badal rahi hai.. (singing Kal Ho na Ho)’

Vivek Gupta

‘Today Sensex touched 9,000.. start investing into Reliance’‘Hey.. Zinia .. lets go to GOA’

Paras Mantri

‘Allah ke bande..’

Guruprasad Iyer

O..A..E..I..O...A...E..O

Niranjan Khandekar:-

Kaay ghetoys khayla ?? .. Idli Chilli ??

Unmesh Kapil :-

No maam,its not like that..u know..its just..like that..okay..

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Mischelle Lobo -

“Jhooth nahi bolneka..mummy ne bola hai !!”

Tanuja Varkanthe-

" Mujhe vada sambar mein budavke nahi chahiye""arey patta pis pis ke vato yaar"

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Encounter no. 1:-

Prof:-"Protik,I told u naa,not to attend my lectures"

Protik:-"Ma'am,its all done.Everything is sorted out".

Encounter no. 2:-

Prof:-”What is this Amit?Tell me what is bubble sort?”

Amit Kaul:-”Ma’am,Ma’am,Ma’am,Ma’am................”

Encounter no. 3:-

Prof:-”Salil,show me what have you done so far in the practs”

Salil:-”Ma’am,doing,doing”(Scrolling up & down an already existing C program).

(Scenario:-Term Test.No one has studied for it(as usual).Nikhil Wethekar getscaught while copying)

Prof:-”Nikhil,what are you doing?Give your paper and leave”

Nikhil:-”I was not copying.Yeh naa insaafi hain.I’m sincere,I want to score.”

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Award For 'Best Singing Talent'

-Sanket Joshi

Award For '100% Attendance'

-Niranjan Khandekar

Award For 'Best Java Programming'

-Kaiwalya Kher

Award For 'Hitting max. no of sixes & fours

-Prashant Gokhale

Award For 'Best Classroom entry'

-Shashank Karnik(Male Category)

-Richa Lehar(Female Category)

Award For 'Best Balancing Act-Studies & T.P.

-Kinshuk Mishra

Award For 'Best Lecture Time Utilisation'-

Jayaramakrishnan Venkateshwaran(Male Category)

-Sharayu Sarode(Female Category)

Award For 'Best Agentgiri'

-Ganesh Dabholkar

Award For 'Mesmerizing the professor with a killing smile'

-Ankit Jhaveri

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Award For 'Best Musical Talent'

-Rajeev Kamble

Award For 'Taking Max. no of Pangas with professors'

Shared jointly by

-Sumeet Chaudhari

-Amit Kaul

Award For 'Best Linking-Loading-Compiling'

-Shared Jointly by

Devi Chandrasekar

Reena Gupta

Award For 'Best Voice Amplification Quality'

-Ruchita Bansal(Female Category)

-Guruprasad Iyer(Male Category)

Award For 'Spending max. time on football ground'

-Akshay Darmwal

Award For 'Cracking Max. no of Pathetic Jokes(PJ's)'

-Salil Jamdar

Award For 'Receiving Max no. of Birthday Bumps'

-Vivek Jain

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Award For 'Best Laughing Talent'(Navjot Singh Sidhu Award)

Shared jointly by

-Meghana Bhavsar

-Divya Hariharan

Award For 'Preponing Max no. of lectures'

-Namita Modak

Award For ‘Most Sincere Student’

Divya Kapoor

Award For 'Best Story Telling Talent'

-Protik Mukhopadhyay

Award For 'Having the Largest Fan-Club'

-Tanuja Varkanthe

Award for 'Best Style Icon'

-Rohan Kapoor

Award for 'Max no. of hand movements'

-Amit Panhale

Award for 'Max no. of visits to Xeroxvala'

-Anubhav Bhargava

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Award for 'Best Hindi-Marathi Fusion'

-Paras Mantri(Male Category)

-Tanuja Varkanthe(Female Category)

Award for 'Having Lowest Attendance'

-Salil Jamdar

Award for ‘Writing Neatest assignments’ -

-Shraddha Chaudhari

Award for ‘Giving most roses on rose day’

Shared Jointly by

- Ashish Desai- Vivek Gupta

Award for ‘Longest GRE prep leave’

Anand Shenoy

Award for ‘Quietest student in class’

Ashish Nirmale

Best award for surviving in batch of diploma students:-

Unmesh Kapil

Best award for "LAMPATGIRI" :-Jointly Shared by

Santosh LokhandePrasad Kalmatkar

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Ganesh Dabholkar - Agent (LIC/Estate)

Salil Jamdar- Indian Idol

Anubhav Bhargava- Xerox

Ruchita Bansal - Prime Minister

Ankit Jhaveri- Speaker(Lok Sabha)

Amit Panhale- News reader for the deaf and dumb

Sanmeet Dhokay-Cyber Café/Canteen

Vivek Gupta- Mobilewala/Big bull/Broker/Palm reader

Reena Gupta-Hafta vasooli

Niranjan Khandekar - Head of CHATU oops CHATE classes

Pranali Lad- Head of FIGHT CLUB

PK- Dhongi Baba

Akshay Daramwal-Defence Minister

Surekha Deshmukh- Home Minister

Sumeet Chaudhari- Gym Instructor

Archana Deokate- Mrs India

Kinshuk Mishra and Divya Kapoor-"Kajra re" dance academy

Amit Kaul-Member of "Daler chaddo…saanu dekho" club

Guruprasad Iyer- Amplifier

Meghana Bhavasar and Divya Hariharan- Judges of THE GREAT INDIANLAUGHTER CHALLENGE 2020 BB

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Nikhil Attarde- Hair Salon

Sudeep Kamat- Owner of FEVIQUICK

Kaiwalya Kher- Cyber cop

Prashant Gokhale-Host/Analysis on EXTRA INNINGS

Ameya Karkhanis- Asian Paints LTD/Vada-Dosa dinner

Aniruddh Saraf-Questions.com

Minal Dongre- Negotiator

Vivek Jain- Principal of KJ Somaiya College of Commerce

Zeenat Shaik -Go goa.com

Protik Mukhopadyay- MacDowells owner

Roland -Jholer(Controller) of examinations.

Santosh :- Laundry

Devendra :- Visual Basic Expert

Anil :- Computer Assembler

Chetan :- Chaiwala

Unmesh :- Publications

Ashish Desai- Customer Care services

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Our AnthemSaluting the spirit of BE Comps !!

Pyaar hamein kis mod pe le aayaKe dil kare haye, koi to bataye, kya hoga

Battiyan bujhaa do ke neennd nahin aati haiBattiyan bujhane se bhi neend nahin aaegi

Battiyan bujhane vaali jaane kab aaegiShor na machao varana bhabhi jaag jaaegi

Pyaar hamein kis mod pe le aayaKe dil kare haye, koi to bataye, kya hoga

Aakhir kya thi aisi bhi majabooriMil gaye dil ab bhi kyon hai ye doori

Are, dam hai to unase chheen ke le aayengeDi na ghar vaalon ne agar manzoori

Pyaar hamein kis mod pe le aayaKe dil kare haye, koi to bataye, kya hoga.

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Kaiwalya Kher

Mar Java ,Mit Java ,Kar JavaCollege mein sirf ye,Karta hain programsIn Java Java………

Prashant Gokhale

Ye hain Mister Prashant Gokhale,Somaiya college ke ubharte sitaare,Life mein inhone sirf maara chauka,Waited for loose ball,Mila dher saara mauka,

Class mein rahi inke liye har position khali,Har ek ladki ke saath inhone apni pehchaan karayi,

GRE dekar inhone aandhi machayee,Apni critics ko ungli dikhayee,

Aaj bhi hain pakde ye umeed ki dori,Don't lose hope is the moral of the story,Jisne bhi shikha inse kabhi bhi naa ruknaa,USA mein jaake milega bhaiyya UMEED SE DUGNA!!!

Ashish Nirmalye:-(To be sung like 'Khalbali' tune)

Nirmalye hain Nirmalye,Nirmalye hain Nirmalye,Hain Nirmalye,

Lamba-Gora dikhta hain,Shant-Shant ye rehta hain,Poonam pe line marta hain,

Hain Nirmalye,Nirmalye hain Nirmalye,Nirmalye hain Nirmalye.

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Amrut Budihal

Kya kare Kya naa kare,Ye kaisi mushkil haaye,Koi toh batade iska hal oh mere bhai.

Aniruddha Saraf

Jaane Kaise Kab Kahaan,Ye questions poochta hain,Hum answer karte hain,Aur yeh poochta rehta hain.

Vivek Gupta

Woh hain albela,sau mobile-wala,Jiski deewani somaiya ki har bala,Woh Gupta hain,woh gupta hain.

Akshay Darmwal

Naa hum Sanket Joshi ,naa Kinshuk Mishra,Naa kisi teacher ko chaate,Hum hain sidhe-sadhe Akshay Akshay,Kabhi lecture kabhi football aise Akshay Akshay.

Vivek Jain

Patli kamar,2D badan,Commerce ki shakal hain,Cafe mein maar khane ki iski aadat hain.....!

Sanjay Pai

Ruk ruk ruk,arey Pai ruk,Project ke liye saath hain Kinshuk,

Prashant Krishnan:-(to be sung in the tune of main ramta jogi)

Main ramta yogi main ramta yogi hoy hoyMain yoga camp mein ho aayaRamdev Baba se mil aayaSaare aasan main sikh aayaEk pal mein showoff main kar aayaMain PK Baba PK Baba hoy hoy

Sudeep Kamat(to be sung in the tune of jab bhi koi ladki dekhun)

Jab bhi koi Divya dekhun mere dil deewana bole chipakle chipakle chipakle chipakleDekhkar mujhko dono Divyas boleKatle katle katle katle

Kinshuk Mishra(to be sung in the tune of kajra re kajra re)

Kinshuk ka chain vain sab ujhdaDivya ne maara jab jhatkaBarbaad ho gaya SudeepAur Archit bhi hai latkaKinshuk ki angdaai na tute DK aajaKajra re Kajra re BE COMPS ka kajra re

Salil Jamdar(to be sung in the tune of jab pyar kiya toh darna kya)

Jab batting kiya toh darna kyaJab batting kiya toh darna kyaBatting koi chori nahi ki Salim DivyaBatting kiya koi chori nahi kiChup chup gaane gaana kya

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Anubhav Bhargava:-

(to be sung in the tune of dil dil main tere pyarmein)Xerox Xerox XeroxMaine pandu ko diya haiMujhe concession bhi mila haiMain kya karooooDil dil dilMaine diploma girls ko diya haiUnhone pyar se le liya haiMain kya karoooo

Niranjan Khandekar:-(to be sung in the tune of main toh raste se ja rahatha)

Main toh college mein aa raha tha100% attendance bana raha thaProffesors ki main chat raha thaPranali ko line de raha tha24/25 termwork la raha thaISTE chair bana toh main kya karooo?

Jayramakrishnan:-(to be sung in the tune of aaja piya tujhe pyar dun)

aaja JR tujhe khaana dunIdli chilli aur vada dunSab kha ja tu sab kha jaTere liye khana tere liye ho ho

Guruprasad Iyer:-(to be sung in the tune of tujhe kes bhuru bhuru)

Tera naam guru guruTere baal bhuru bhuruKab hoga tu shuru Ab toh bol

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Shreya upadhyay:-

stare kare ho Hitler stare kare,Stare kare ho Hitler stare kare,Questions bhi pooche, Sataye,Bad PJ's bhi mare , Bich lecture mein hay naam mera pukare Ho karke ishare,Ho hitlet stare kare…..(now keep guessing who the Hitler is!!)

Protik Mukhopadhyay:-

Tere Haath Mein Khamba re,Tere Haath Mein Khamba re,Naa Reference book,Naa kisi prof ka notesTere Haath Mein Khamba re,

Aaya tha woh somaiya mein sapnon ka ek baadalThana ki ladki tot bahut thi ,man mein machi thi hulchulSaath jiyenge,saath padenge saath chalenge paidalPar pata chala ,nirmalye use utha ke le gaya aa karVaat lag gayi yaar ke toota sapnon ka mahal

Tere Haath Mein Khamba re,Tere Haath Mein Khamba re,Naa Mech ka haath ,Naa Porineeta ka saath.

Driver tha uska bada harami,Protik ka toda Corolla,Final year phir aaya gale mein dalke haath apna,GRE bhi uski khaas nahi thi,ROLA mein pad gaya jaana,IInd class mein travel kar raha,Jhooth hain uska hasna,Bail mil gayee yaar toh kya hain banega naya mahal,

Tere Haath Mein Khamba re,Tere Haath Mein Khamba re,Naa Visa ka pata,Naa project ka data,Tere Haath Mein Khamba re,

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Kaul ke saath panga kyun nahi lene ka?

A:-Kyunki1.Woh Kashmiri hain2.Jammu se aaya hain3.Aur hostel main rehta hain

Hair Raising Experience - Kisna

All India Radio - Meghana

Candid Confession - Sanjali

Creativity Personified - Hemali

Laughter Champion - Anubhav

Ye dosti hum nahi chodenge

Guruprasad & Salil

Anubhav & Ashish

Pratibha & Pooja

Zeenat & Faizaa

Aarti and Poonam

Nisha and Sheetal

Rohan- Mithun

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Famous Books written by BE Comps Junta

Reena - Most "ASTHETIC" dance moves

Namita Modak - Tips to Complete aasignments & journals b4 time

Namita Pradhan - Presenting writeups

Ashish Desai - All about making girls accept roses

Niranjan - Paise bachane ke 100 tarike (Courtesy ISTE)

JRK - WHY BOTHER?!!!

Sumeet - 101 ways to flirt

Hemali - Best Rangoli & Mehendi Designs

Sanket - The Raagas

Kaiwalya - Java in the "SUSSSSAAAATT" way

Anubhav - Principles of Diploma Management

PK - Yoga at its Best

Ruchita - Cricket or Politics - Which is a better Deal?

Pranali - 101 Ways to marofy lines on paper

Vaibhavi - Innocence Personified (??????)

Anjali - Tips to Dress Best

Vivek Gupta - Hazaar Tarike Pakaane ke

Salil - Jhankaar Beats

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Ankit 'Jaooya' Jhaveri

Vivek '2D' Jain

Aniket ' Forearms' Kunwar

Salil 'PJ' Jamdar

Guruprasad 'Woofer' Iyer

Amit 'Sir' Kaul

Sanmeet ‘Cyber’ Dhokay

Rohan 'Tug-of-war' Kapoor

Ameya 'Rangoli' Karkhanis

Amit 'Don' Panhale

Nikhil 'Bindhaas' Wethekar

Prashant '2 Stack' Gokhale

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Protik 'Baatli' Mukhopadhyay

Ganesh 'BECOMPS' Dabholkar

Sumeet 'Before-After' Chaudhari

Jayaraman 'Self-Destruction' Venkateshwaran

Aniruddha 'W5HH' Saraf

Amrut 'Confusion' Budihal

Akshay 'IAF' Darmwal

Kaiwalya 'Susaat' Kher

Rajeev 'Musical' Kamble

Ashish 'Sajjan' Nirmalye

Adnan 'IEEE' Lakdawala

Anubhav 'Xerox' Bhargava

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Chandan 'Football' Mahapatra

Akshat 'Zulfi' Potdar

Sanjay 'Ghai' Pai

Vivek 'Sharebazaar' Gupta

Prashant 'PK' Krishnan

Paras 'Hayden' Mantri

Ashish 'FSM' Desai

Niranjan 'Ice-Tea' Khandekar

Prasad 'Aajkar' Kalmatkar

Kinshuk 'Mambo' Mishra

Nitin 'Palindrome' Bhor

Unmesh 'Anu' Kapil

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Nikhil 'Paparazzi' Attarde

Archana 'Hehehe' Deokate

Meenal ‘Mean-Kad’ Dongre

Namita 'Atttteee' Pradhan

Shrikanth ‘Acting’ Murthy

Devi ‘Conference’ Chandrasekar

Sanket ‘Singer’ Joshi

Aashish ‘Khalbali’ Nirmalye

Surekha ‘Airforce’ Deshmukh

Roland ‘Mohd. Ali’ PereiraMM

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Reena ‘Gundi’ Gupta

Divya ‘Kajra Re’ Kapoor

Divya ‘Train..Bus’ Hariharan

Ruchita ‘Jay Narayan’ Bansal

Meghana ‘Laughter Champion’ Bhavsar

Hemali ‘Rangoli’ Vadalia

Pooja ‘IIM’ C

Tanuja ‘IIT-B’ Varkanthe

Anjali ‘Sanjali’ Sattam

Poonam ‘Diet’ Sawant

Faaiza ‘Sixza’ Shaikh

Zeenat ‘Mehendi’ Shaikh

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Priyanka ‘Mother of Yoga’ Shah

Pranali ‘Puhlease’ Lad

Vaibhavi ‘Pie’ Mogare

Tanuja "Pavbhaji" Varkanthe

Namrata "Rajdhani" Sawant

Urvi " Tensionfree" shah

Santosh "Dhobi" Lokhande

Yogesh "Gav-vala" Kulkarni

Chetan "Baba" Khadye

Shital " Ha Ha Ha" Ghuge

MMIIDD

DDLLEE

NNAA

MMEESS

BB..EE

.. CC

OOMM

PPSS 22

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66

Mithun ‘Oye’ Jadhav

Hemdeep ‘Dimag kharab’ Singh

Anand ‘Too good’ Shenoy

Sanket ‘Hehe kyun?’ Patle

Supriya "But obvious" Rane

BB..EE

.. CC

OOMM

PPSS 22

000022--22

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66MM

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14.

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MMEESSSSAA

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OOMM

PPSS 22

000022--22

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66

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OOMM

PPSS 22

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66

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OOMM

PPSS 22

000022--22

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66MM

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OOMM

PPSS 22

000022--22

0000

66MM

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OOMM

PPSS 22

000022--22

0000

66AA

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DDAA

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BB DD

IIVV

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OOMM

PPSS 22

000022--22

0000

66

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