Beth's Takeaway Story

Crazy where your mind takes you when you're hungry...

One Tuesday night I was exhausted from sitting in front of the computer all day and decided I needed to eat something mouth-watering. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a aubergine and some garlic mayo.

Note: Person in picture not Beth (Sorry Beth, we know you're not a man)

It was at that point I decided to order a massive pizza from hungryhouse.co.uk

Pony not included...

40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a cowboy holding my takeaway. I felt so aroused I shouted, "Cripes!"

CRIPES

!

Before I tucked into my takeaway I switched on Jeremy Kyle.

It was just then that the doorbell rang again. "Finger-lickin' good" I thought, "I wonder what they want?" But when I opened the door it was Johnny Vegas holding a big case of vodka!

"Howdy!", I said, "have some food." We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a sexy night!