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Beth's Takeaway Story
Crazy where your mind takes you when you're hungry...
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One Tuesday night I was exhausted from sitting in front of the computer all day and decided I needed to eat something mouth-watering. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a aubergine and some garlic mayo.
Note: Person in picture not Beth (Sorry Beth, we know you're not a man)
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It was at that point I decided to order a massive pizza from hungryhouse.co.uk
Pony not included...
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40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a cowboy holding my takeaway. I felt so aroused I shouted, "Cripes!"
CRIPES
!
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Before I tucked into my takeaway I switched on Jeremy Kyle.
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It was just then that the doorbell rang again. "Finger-lickin' good" I thought, "I wonder what they want?" But when I opened the door it was Johnny Vegas holding a big case of vodka!
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"Howdy!", I said, "have some food." We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a sexy night!