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GEEZERS BREWSwe keep our draft beer just above the freezing point and dispense it at 30 degrees, with the understanding that beer can’t be too cold.

U S A BREWS RED, WHITE AND BLUE INSPIRED

PITCHER 13 MUG 7 GLASS 5

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BUDWEISER BUD LIGHT

MELTING POT INSPIRED

PITCHER 17 MUG 8 GLASS 6

WIDMER HEFENWEIZEN

SHOCK TOP BELGIAN WHEAT

HANGAR 24 ORANGE WHEAT

BALLAST POINT SCULPIN

GOOSE ISLAND IPA

FIRESTONE DBA

RED TROLLEY ALE

PASSPORT REQUIRED PITCHER 17 MUG 8 GLASS 6

CORONA EXTRA

DOS EQUIS LAGER

NEWCASTLE BROWN ALE

GUINNESS DRAUGHT

STELLA ARTOIS

PACIFICO

MODELO ESPECIAL

BY THE BOTTLEBUD LIGHT

SAMUEL ADAMS LAGAR

VICTORIA

BASS

CORONA

MILLER LITE

AMSTEL LIGHT

MICHELOB ULTRA COORS LIGHT

ACE PINEAPPLE CIDER

FIRESTONE WALKER 805

BRECKENRIDGE VANILLA PORTER

STONE (ROTATION)

ANGRY ORCHARD APPLE

O’DOULS

CORONA LIGHT

STONE SEASONAL (ROTATION)

LAGUNITAS SEASONAL (ROTATION)

GEEZERS GRAPESall bottled wine will be opened in the bar, unless otherwise requested.

WHITEHOUSE CHARDONNAY

HOUSE WHITE ZINFANDEL

CHARDONNAY - CHATEAU ST. MICHELLE

SAUVIGNON BLANC - MATUA, NEW ZEALAND

RIESLING - PACIFIC RIM

GLASS 5

GLASS 5

GLASS 10

GLASS 9

GLASS 7

BOTTLE 14

BOTTLE 14

BOTTLE 30

BOTTLE 27

BOTTLE 21

REDHOUSE CABERNET SAUVIGNON

HOUSE MERLOT

MERLOT - RODNEY STRONG

PINOT NOIR - MARK WEST

CABERNET SAUVIGNON - RAYMOND RESERVE

CHIANTI - QUERCETO, ITALY

GLASS 5

GLASS 5

GLASS 7

GLASS 8

GLASS 7

GLASS 7

BOTTLE 14

BOTTLE 14

BOTTLE 21

BOTTLE 24

BOTTLE 21

BOTTLE 21

BUBBLESJ. ROGET, EXTRA DRY, CALIFORNIA

DOMAINE ST. MICHELLE, WASHINGTON

SPLIT 4 BOTTLE 12

BOTTLE 15

SPECIALTY DRINKSgeezers’ mixologists (also known as bartenders) are always creating new and exciting drinks. here’s a sample of their favorites....

- - - -GEEZERS’ MARGARITAour special mix of el jimador tequila anddekuyper triple sec

HOT PINK CADDY MARGARITA1800 tequila, cointreau liqueur anda splash of cranberry juice

SWEET TEA PALMETTOseagrams “true southern” sweet tea vodkawith lemonade, served on the rocks

APPLE RANCHERstolichnaya vodka, puckers sour applesweet & sour and soda

JUNGLE WEENIEbacardi rum, malibu, banana liqueur, pineapple juice and a splash of cranberry juice

CHOCOLATE ZEBRAbailey’s, creme de cacao, frangelico, amaretto di saronna, whipped cream, hershey’s syrup

ULTIMATE MARGARITA1800 tequila, cointreau liqueur anda splash of orange juice

CORVO’S MARGARITAjose cuervo tequila, cointreau liqueur anda splash of chambord

SAND TRAPmalibu rum, myers dark rum, bacardi rum, blendedwith pineapple juice, coconut and peach

BERRY RANCHERstolichnaya vodka, puckers sour apple liqueur,chambord, sweet & sour and soda

MAKER’S MANHATTANmaker’s mark whiskey and sweet vermouthserved chilled

GEEZERS’ FRUIT SMOOTHIESchoice of strawberry, raspberry, passion fruit, wild berry, peach or mango blended with rich creamy ice cream & rum. available without rum for a great non-alcoholic drink

WASHINGTON APPLEapple liqueur, crown, a splash of cranberry juice

COSMOPOLITANabsolut vodka, cointreau liqueur, lime anda splash of cranberry juice

SWEETINIseagrams “true southern” sweet tea vodka,cranberry juice, a splash of sweet & sour

LEMON DROPabsolut citron vodka, lemonade, sweet & sour

SOUR APPLEabsolut, puckers sour apple liqueur, a splash of vermouth

PEACHabsolut vodka, peach schnapps, dry vermouth andgeezers’ special blend

SKINNY COCKTAILSLEMON DROP LITEskinny girl vodka, cointreau, fresh lemon

RUBY GREYskinnygirl vodka, ruby red grapefruit

SKINNY MARGARITAel jimador silver, agave nector, fresh lime & orange

COSMOLITEskinnygirl vodka, cranberry, cointreau, fresh lime

FEATURED WELLSSEAGRAMS VODKA | CUERVO GOLD TEQUILA | J&B SCOTCH | BACARDI SILVER | BOMBAY GIN | JIM BEAM

pouring the following premium liquors in all well drinks:

MARTINI TIME

HOT SOURDOUGH BREAD 3served with bruschetta sauce

FRIED ZUCCHINI 8.5served with ranch dressing

SAUTÉED JUMBO SHRIMP 12.5rough mustard cream sauce

MOZZARELLA CHEESE STICKS 12.5served with marinara sauce

NAKED WINGS 11.5available hot, wasabi, or bourbon molasses - served with celery, carrots & ranch

SPICY CHICKEN TENDERS 13.5served with celery, carrots, ranch dressing and fries (also available plain)

WASABI WINGS 15.5tossed in a sweet & spicy sauce, garnishedwith wasabi & bamboo charcoal sesame seeds

SPICY CHICKEN QUESADILLA 11.5blackened chicken breast, pepper jack, jalapeños, onions, cilantro, chipotle, tomatoes & bell peppers

GARLIC CHEESE BREAD 9.5served with bruschetta sauce

GOAT CHEESE GARLIC BREAD 13.5served with bruschetta sauce

HOT WINGS 14.5served with celery, carrots & ranch dressing

BEER BATTERED STUFFED JALAPEÑOS 12.5served with ranch dressing

BEEF SLIDERS 12.54 mini burgers, sterling silver ground beef, melted pepper jack & chipotle dressing

MEATBALLS 10.53/4 pound of meatballs, marinara, provolone,mozzarella and cheddar cheese

PIGS IN A BLANKET 12.5nathan’s famous mini dogs wrapped in puff pastry served with mustard

SWEET POTATO FRIES 7.5served with ranch dressing

SPLITTING A MEAL? we will gladly split any entree, pasta, lasagna, or soup stew for an additional 3

this will provide two guests with their own portion of bruschetta bread.

for your convenience, we will add a 15% gratuity on parties of 10 or more

starters

POTATO CHEESE SOUP (bottomless) 9.5

TURKEY CHILI (bottomless) 9.5 with sour cream, cilantro, parmesan cheese, timbale & green onion garnish

MINESTRONE SOUP (bottomless) 8.5

CLAM CHOWDER SOUP (bottomless) 10 available on friday only

SOUP & SALAD COMBO 9.5choice of soup with a small green salad

CAESAR SALAD 11romaine lettuce, eggs, red onions, olives, parmesan cheese & croutons

CHICKEN CAESAR SALAD 13romaine lettuce, eggs, olives, parmesan cheese, red onions & croutons with grilled chicken breast

LEMON CHICKEN CAESAR SALAD 13romaine lettuce, eggs, red onions, olives, parmesan cheese & croutons with marinated lemon chicken breast

SANTA FE CHICKEN SALAD 14romaine lettuce, roasted corn & peppers, pepperjack, tomatoes, red onion, avocado, blackened chicken breast. garnished with cilantro, tortilla strips & chipotle ranch

GREEK SALAD 15romaine lettuce, feta cheese, kalamata olives, roma tomatoes, cucumbers, red onions & grilled chicken breast

BLACKENED CHICKEN CAESAR SALAD 13romaine lettuce, eggs, red onions, olives, croutons & parmesan cheese with blackened chicken breast

BLACKENED SALMON CAESAR SALAD 21romaine lettuce, eggs, red onions, olives, croutons & parmesan cheese with grilled blackened salmon

CHINESE CHICKEN SALAD 12.5romaine lettuce, water chestnuts, celery, carrots, onions, grilled chicken breast, wonton strips, sesame seeds & sesame dressing

COBB SALAD 14romaine lettuce, olives, egg, red onions, tomato, bleu cheese crumbles, bacon bits, grilled chicken & avocado, with choice of dressing

CHICKEN & GLAZED WALNUT SALAD 15.5romaine lettuce, walnuts, bleu cheese crumbles, tomatoes, red onions, dried cranberries, grilled chicken breast & white balsamic vinaigrette

KITCHEN SINK SALAD 14pepperoni or chicken, carrots, celery, tomatoes, egg,bell peppers, mozzarella cheese, red onions, olives, garbanzo beans, parmesan cheese & croutons with chicken & pepperoni 16

SWEET KALE SALAD 13chopped broccoli, red cabbage, brussel sprouts & carrots. topped with roasted pumpkin seeds, dried cranberries & tossed with poppyseed dressing with grilled or blackened chicken 15

served with bruschetta bread upon requestHealthy Alternative Substitution for Dressing: Try Balsamic Vinegar & Olive Oil

SOUPSTEWS- - - - -served with bruschetta bread upon request

add a caesar dinner salad for 4

SOUTHWEST CHICKEN SOUPSTEW 15.5fresh vegetables, chile strips, bow tie pasta, tortellinis, fresh cilantro & cornbread timbale

SOUTHWEST SEAFOOD SOUPSTEW 17.5bow tie pasta, fresh fish, clams, shrimp, cilantro,fresh vegetables & cornbread timbale

CHICKEN MINESTRONE SOUPSTEW 15.5bow tie pasta, fresh vegetables, tortellini &chicken breast chunks

ALBONDIGAS SOUPSTEW 15.5bow tie pasta, beef meatballs, cilantro, freshvegetables, cumin & cornbread timbale

soups & salads

TURKEY CLUB CROISSANT 11.5smoked turkey breast, ham & bacon, lettuce, tomato with mayonnaise

BREAST OF CHICKEN 11.51/3 pound breast with lettuce, tomato & mild chile strip with dijonnaise

BLACKENED CHICKEN 11.5blackened breast, dijonnaise, lettuce & tomato

STEAK SANDWICH 17.5trimmed hangar steak, served open face ongrilled sourdough

SOUTHWEST SMOKED TURKEY 11.5smoked turkey breast, melted pepper jack, roasted chiles, lettuce & tomato, with chipotle dressing on a telera roll

MEATBALL 11.5classic meatball sandwich with tender beefmeatballs, marinara sauce, provolone, whitecheddar, mozzarella

TUNA SALAD 11.5premium chunk white albacore with relish and onion on wheat bread with lettuce, tomato & mayonnaise

HAMBURGER 11.5half pound, messy, but so good. add cheese 1turkey burger available

BLTA 12.5bacon, lettuce, tomato, avocado on marbled rye or wheat

FRISCO BURGER 12.53/4 lb hamburger served on grilled sourdoughadd cheese 1

VEGETARIAN 11.5avocado, chopped walnuts, cucumbers, lettuce & tomato on wheat bread with mayonnaise

served with a vienna pickle spear, and your choice of:turkey chili, side salad, soup, french fries, fruit salad, or pasta salad

add sweet potato fries for an additional $1.50Healthy Alternative Substitution for Sandwiches: Try a Lettuce Wrap instead of bread

SUNDAY BRUNCH- - - - -ADULTS - 23 CHILDREN (10 & UNDER) - 10

MADE TO ORDER….Omelets, Pastas, PizzasSTATIONS....Menudo, Waffles, Mexican Food, Salads, Seafood and Desserts

Wide selection of hot food rotated throughout the day.

Champagne for the Adults and all soft drinks, juice, milk & coffee included

sandwiches

CALZONESSANTA FE CHICKEN CALZONE 14.5red chili sauce, ricotta cheese blend, onions,marinated chicken, chiles, peppers, tomatoes,cumin & turkey chili

PEPPERONI CALZONE 12.5ricotta, mozzarella, provolone, onions, cheddar, diced pepperoni, peppers & marinara sauce

MEAT MEAT CALZONE 12.5ricotta cheese, mozzarella, provolone, cheddar, bacon, sausage, pepperoni, chopped ham, meatballs

VEGETABLE CALZONE 12.5ricotta, mozzarella, provolone, cheddar, broccoli, carrots, mushrooms, tomatoes, olives, onions,peppers & marinara sauce

MEATBALL CALZONE 12.5tender meatballs, ricotta cheese, onions, peppers,provolone, cheddar, mozzarella, & marinara sauce

no one likes “soggy calzones”, so we put the sauce on the side.

THAI CHICKEN PIZZA 9.5roasted peanut sauce with soy & garlic, chicken,carrots, onions, sesame seeds & three cheeses

PEPPERONI PIZZA 9tomato sauce, three cheeses & pepperoni

SAUSAGE PIZZA 9tomato sauce, sweet italian sausage,tomatoes, peppers, & red onions

PIZZA MEAT MEAT 10for the meat lover. italian sausage, pepperoni,chopped ham, bacon, chopped meatballs

VEGETARIAN PIZZA 8.5tomato sauce, cheese, tomatoes, carrots, olives, broccoli, mushrooms, peppers & onions

GOAT CHEESE PIZZA 11three cheeses, sliced roma tomatoes, goat cheese

BBQ CHICKEN PIZZA 9.5bbq sauce, marinated chicken, fresh tomatoes, flame roasted peppers & onions

CHEESE PIZZA 8provolone, mozzarella, white cheddar, tomatoes & peppers

we make our pizzas on a thin crust. if you prefer, we can make them on sourdough garlic bread for a dollar more.

pizza pies

PESTO CHICKEN 10.5with marinated artichoke hearts, olives, red and yellow tomatoes, three cheeses

CALIFORNIA 10.5with ricotta cheese, avocado, diced tomato, onions, artichoke hearts, bell peppers

add a caesar dinner salad or soup for 4TOP IT OFF

FLATBREAD PIZZAS

ANGEL HAIR WITH FRESH 11.5ROMA TOMATOESpasta tossed with virgin olive oil, parmesan cheese,fresh chopped garlic, roma tomatoes, fresh basil & green onion garnish grilled salmon add 10 grilled chicken add 4

CHICKEN & MUSHROOM FETTUCCINI 14.5breast meat & fresh mushrooms in a creamyalfredo sauce

SOUTHWEST SHRIMP & PASTA WHEELS 14.5southwest cream sauce, sweet cold water shrimp,peppers, cilantro & cornbread timbale

SOUTHWEST PASTA & ROMA TOMATOES 13.5pasta wheels, southwest cream sauce, mushrooms,peppers, cornbread timbale & cilantro

BLACKENED CHICKEN & 14.5PASTA SANTA FE southwest cream sauce, peppers, fresh cilantro &cornbread timbale sub blackened salmon add 7

SOUTHWEST CHICKEN & PASTA 14.5southwest cream sauce, peppers, fresh cilantro, olives & cornbread timbale

LEMON CHICKEN BOW TIES 14.5marinated chicken breast, cream sauce, peppers, fresh spinach & green onion garnish

PENNE PRIMA VERA 12.5artichoke hearts, roasted yellow & red tomatoes,spinach, broccoli & green onion garnish choice of pesto cream sauce or pesto with olive oil

served with bruschetta bread upon request. add a caesar dinner salad or soup for 4.

BOW TIE LASAGNA- - - - -our lasagna is not made the traditional way, but rather with bow ties pasta, which create the

perfect blend of ricotta and pasta. all lasagna is available southwest style

CHEESE LASAGNA 12.5tomato sauce with a touch of cream, peppers & green onion garnish. with meat sauce add 1

VEGETABLE LASAGNA 12.5creamy sauce with rough country mustard, fresh broccoli, carrots, mushrooms & green onion garnish

CHICKEN LASAGNA 14.5tomato sauce with a swirl of cream, mushrooms, peppers & green onion garnish

SHRIMPED LASAGNA 15.5tomato sauce with a touch of cream, sweet cold water shrimp, peppers & green onion garnish

GRILLED CHICKEN PESTO 16.5PRIMA VERA pesto & olive oil, artichoke hearts, roasted yellow &red tomatoes, spinach, broccoli & green onion garnish (for an extra kick order blackened) sub blackened salmon for 7

BOW TIE & ROMA TOMATOES 11.5tomato sauce, garlic, fresh basil & green onion make it “prima vera” add 1

PASTA CARBONARA 13.5cream sauce, ham, bacon, sausage, peppers & green onion garnish (also available southwest style)

FETTUCCINI ALFREDO 13.5thin fettuccini with creamy alfredo sauce(also available southwest style)

SPAGHETTI WITH MEAT SAUCE 13.5OR MEATBALLS meat sauce made with ground italian sausage orbeef meatballs with tomato sauce, bell peppers & green onion garnish

CHEESE RAVIOLI 13.5available with meat sauce, cream sauce, or tomato sauce with a green onion garnish

CHICKEN PICATTA BOW TIES 14.5creamy wine sauce with a hint of lemon, capers,peppers, mushrooms & green onion garnish

CLAM LINGUINI 15.5(CHOICE OF CREAM SAUCE OR BROTH)linguini pasta, meaty clams, green onions & peppers

PASTAS Healthy Alternative Substitution for Pasta: Whole Grain Penne Pasta and/or Olive Oil & Fresh Garlic

GRILLED CHICKEN TACOS 13chopped spicy chicken, fire roasted corn, onions, cilantro, peppers, chipotle aioli, sour cream served with fire roasted corn and peppers

SHORT RIB TACOS 13slow roasted boneless short rib, flour tortilla, white cabbage, salsa verde, fresh cotija cheese

premium sides - add 1fettuccini alfredo fresh sliced tomatoes with italian dressingbow tie pasta with roma tomatoessauteed fresh spinach

three tacos per order Healthy Alternative Substitution for Tacos: Make it a lettuce wrap

GRILLED MAHI TACOS 14grilled mahi, corn tortillas, chipotle aioli sauce, cilantro and salsa. also available blackened served with fire roasted corn and peppers

BLACKENED SHRIMP TACOS 14cold water shrimp, corn tortillas, chipotle aioli sauce, cilantro and salsa served with fire roasted corn and peppers

ENTREEScomplete your entree

tacos

GRILLED LEMON CHICKEN BREASTS 17two lemon marinated chicken breastsalso available blackenedsuggested sides: steamed vegetables, fresh fruit

STUFFED CHICKEN BREAST 17baked breast, stuffed with cheese & spinach, topped with cream sauce suggested sides: rice pilaf, steamed vegetables

BROWN SUGAR CHOPS 172 center cut pork chops broiled with a brown sugar glaze, served with garlic mashed potatoes and baked apples (served with one additional side)

PRIME BONELESS SHORT RIB 19slow roasted prime beef, braised with demi glaze & served atop a mound of garlic mashed potatoes. this item is served with only one additional item - we suggest steamed vegetables

GRILLED MAHI MAHI 20lightly seasoned & sauteed in olive oilalso available blackenedsuggested sides: herb roasted potatoes & steamed veggies

BLACKENED SALMON 23blackened with our special blend & grilledsuggested sides: steamed vegetables, herb roasted potatoes

FILET MIGNON 30center cut, 8 oz filet topped with garlic butter (top with mushrooms & bleu cheese for an additional 3)suggested sides: steamed vegetables, herb roasted potatoes

served with bruschetta bread upon request & your choice of two sides unless otherwise notedadd a caesar dinner salad or soup for 4

standard sidesgarlic mashed potatoesherb roasted potatoessteamed fresh vegetablesbrewhouse fries

pasta saladfresh fruit side salad

FRUIT COBBLERS 5.5baked daily here on premises & served warmin the tin. choice of: apple, cherry, berry, peachtopped with ice cream, add 2

CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE 7BROWNIE SUNDAE we start with our fresh baked pan brownie, heat it up, add some fudge & top it off with vanilla bean ice cream

CLASSIC NEW YORK CHEESECAKE 7.5fresh baked daily, topped with cherries or naked

beverage and ice cream with a cookie included. children 10 and under, sorry, not available for take-out

COOKIES 1 EACH 5 1/2 DOZEN

our famous chocolate chip cookies or raisin oatmeal. a platter has six cookies & goes great with a scoop of ice cream for an extra 2

MUFFINS 2.5 EACH 12 1/2 DOZEN 24 DOZEN

we’re pretty sure they’re world famous!baked fresh on the premises, choose from: oreo cookie, four bran, pumpkin, chocolate chip, blueberry, cranberry walnut, apple pecan, banana walnut

future geezersCHICKEN TENDERS 7served with brewhouse fries or fresh fruit

CHEESE PIZZA 6

SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS 7

PEPPERONI PIZZA 7

FETTUCCINI ALFREDO 7

2 SLIDERS 7served with brewhouse fries or fresh fruit

GRILLED CHICKEN BREAST 7served with fresh fruit

MUNCHKIN MUNCHIES 7hard boiled egg, cubed cheddar cheese, fresh fruit and crackers

beverages

ROOT BEER (12 oz. bottle) 3

COFFEE 2.5(free refills)

ARNOLD PALMER 4(free refills with food purchase)

TEA, REGULAR OR PASSION FRUIT 3(free refills with food purchase)

COKE, DIET COKE, DR. PEPPER, SPRITE 3(free refills with food purchase)

SPARKLING MINERAL WATER 3

LEMONADE, CRANBERRY JUICE 4(free refills with food purchase)

STRAWBERRY LEMONADE 4.5(free refills with food purchase)

PASSION ORANGE GUAVA JUICE 4(free refills with food purchase)

desserts

GEEZERS...

HAPPY HOURjoin us for happy hour from 3:30 - 7pm for drink and appetizer specials

WEBSTER DEFINES A GEEZER AS ECCENTRIC. MOST DEFINE A GEEZER AS AN OLD GUY. A POPULAR

CLOTHING LINE HAS COME OUT THAT CAPITALIZES ON THE CONCEPT THAT “OLD GUYS RULE!”

OUR FOUNDER, DON CALLENDER CALLED HIMSELF A GEEZER, AND HENCE THE NAME OF THE

RESTAURANT. (THIS RESTAURANT ACTUALLY CHANGED NAMES FIVE TIMES DURING CONSTRUCTION...

IT STARTED AS THE “GARLIC PRESS”, THEN “GARLIC ROSE”, FOLLOWED BY “CLUB MACARONI WEST”,

FOLLOWED BY “GEEZERS GARLIC GRILL”, AND THEN “GEEZERS”...IF YOU LOOK AT THE RESTROOM

DOORS YOU’LL SEE A “G.R.” CARVED INTO THEM...THEY WERE MADE DURING NAME NUMBER TWO!)

DON FELT THAT A REAL GEEZER DOESN’T LET FATHER TIME DICTATE THEIR ACTIVITIES OR DIMINISH

THE COMPETITIVE SPIRIT. ANYONE THAT KNEW DON WOULD AGREE THAT HE PRACTICED WHAT HE

PREACHED.

ONE THING IN LIFE IS CERTAIN...WE GET OLDER EVERY DAY, BUT REMEMBER, IN THE END, AGE AND

TREACHERY ALWAYS OUTSMART YOUTH AND VIGOR.

BANQUETs & cateringgeezers has banquet facilities to accommodate groups up to 170.

our catering department can accommodate groups of up to 2,500 at the location of your choice, and we feature three different levels of service to fit your needs.

please ask for a copy of our in-house banquet menu or off-site catering menu when planning your next event!

15% gratuity on parties of 10 or more

Not responsible for lost or stolen articles

We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone (especially sour pusses)

Please drink responsibly. Pregnant women should not drink booze

Unattended children will be given Red Bull and a pregnant goldfishGEEZ

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